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im still losing it over the "how did high schoolers write 600 word essays before chatgpt" post. 600 words. that is nothing. that is so few words what do you mean you can't write 600 words. 600 words. this post right here is 45 words.

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"You think it's going to be AI commentary, but it turns out to be incel commentary" I think the fact that there is no AI running society and it's just a guy pulling a Man Behind The Curtain because he hates women is the AI commentary, actually

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"you just tested my dna without my consent" GET HIS ASS BELINDA HE PULLS THAT TOO OFTEN

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any time i hear the insufferable transphobic athlete arguments i think of that one time in middle school when my boys lacrosse team did a full-contact scrimmage against the girls team (who typically play with limited contact) and i, a six-foot, 180lb defender, got utterly laid-out by this 5-foot-nothing girl experiencing the newly-unleashed animosity accompanied by violent sport and as i looked up at my assailant from flat on my back i experienced a brief bout of heterosexuality and fell wildly in love and then had to be taken to the ER because i had a concussion

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I love movies where the plot takes place in less than a day. It’s like. What if these people were experiencing the worst 8 hours of the entire lives and you got to see the highlight reel?

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criminal?

The exception is cheesy local commercials. Those should be the only ads. I will listen to someone who runs a store in my city doing an awkward rap. We once had a furniture store with these awful CGI ads and the slogan "where the deals are so low, it's almost criminal!" and then they got shut down, by the cops, because it turned out. It turned out the deals were so low because. You're not going to believe this but the prices were so low it was in fact

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Me: Damn i forgot what nationality former pope John Paul II was.

This helpful little guy:

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I’m convinced if ppl on this site knew how crappy gifs look before you color them properly, they would appreciate editors more

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New time lord lore! Two hearts and no other internal organs!!!

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Mrs Flood is a new Time Lord named The Neighbour. She bends space and time so that she's everybody's neighbour. And she intends to bring about the appcalypse because of current renting costs.

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don’t think mrs flood is the master solely because i refuse to believe the master would wait that long before having some kind of dramatic reveal

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tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years���… they could’ve had it all

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I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

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types of infused water I’ve been told to make:

hot dog water

pickles

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Xie Lian who for 800 years, buys a white flower on the anniversary of Wuming’s “death” to honor his lost ghost’s sacrifice. When he gets free of the coffin he buys an entire bouquet to make up for missing so many years. He barely remembers his own birthday after all this time, but this one action of remembrance is so ingrained in him he’ll never forget it.