#this is so funny I’m actually laughing ..

[seventh-district]

Making Incorrect H:SR Quotes Until I Run Out of (hopefully) Original Ideas - Pt. 1 - Ratiorine Messages Edition

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[banditblvd]

William and the will o’ wisps make me incredibly happy

He’s like a tired cat owner

[azrail-has-a-vendetta]

I am writing a “Tim is now a Crime lord whoops-a-daisy that wasn’t supposed to happen……..stop saying it was premeditated” AU as part of this post and I’m writing the basic summary. Here are my favorite lines with zero context and very out of order:

“it’s called being an entrepreneur Bruce”

“cause luck (me) hates (loves) him”

“Bruce Wayne is trying to adopt him and Tim’s doing everything in his power not to let that happen”

“cause that’s what mentally well people do”

“Tim resorts to arson”

“ He’s just tired of everyone’s bullshit”

“and is ‘accidentally’ (yeah right Jason) captured”

“in a state of concussion”

“whaaaaatttt?! That’s a rude word, don’t call this man a dick…….bitch”

[bleue-flora]

Why do I feel like based on the security reset card and the secret books Dream gave Techno in prison, that the Revival Books were literally just books titled Revival Book that said, “revival book” inside….

[canecone]

Hello creatures of the night 😍😍 I have come back to fix the planetlord design

I need to stop pushing myself so far to the point the quality is the worst when I get long periods of inspiration 😔

[stolasbuckzo]

This scene lives rent free in my head…

There’s something about their dynamic that radiates domesticity — that soft, familiar “we haven’t danced since our kid(s) were born” energy. It’s in the quiet routines they never meant to build — the way Stolas pours two cups without asking, and how Blitz shifts things out of Stolas’s way without thinking. They move around each other like it’s second nature, falling into step as if they’ve done this a thousand times before.

It’s in the teasing, the easy bickering that never quite feels like a fight, and the lingering glances that stretch just a little too long. There’s a rhythm to them — not forced, but settled, like slipping into something comfortable and worn. Even in silence, they fit — the kind of intimacy that feels inevitable, even if neither of them dares to name it.

And to top it off? The undeniable sexual tension woven through their every interaction — that slow, simmering heat beneath the surface. The playful back and forth that feels like a dance neither of them fully commits to but can’t step away from. The teasing remarks that seem to hover in the space between them, daring the other to take it further.

Stolas’s quiet, husbandly laugh — the one meant only for Blitz — speaks louder than any words ever could. It’s the kind of laugh that carries weight, one that feels at home in Blitz’s ears, as if he’s heard it a thousand times before and each time it chips away at the walls he builds. It’s a laugh that lingers, not just in the moment, but in the silence after, like an echo of something unspoken but deeply felt — a reminder that whatever this is, it’s far more than either of them is ready to admit.

[nostalgic-bee]

So you know that thing in media where for a health class the students are paired up to take care of a fake baby

Imagine that with the Anubis kids, but more importantly the sibuna gang

Imagine them having to each take care of a fake baby but also have to deal with a literal curse

[precurepeace]

IM SCREAMING I JUST FINISHED CLOUD CALLING ON THE SAVANNA THEY REALLY JUST LEFT YUU AND JACK HELP MEEE

[gods-favorite-autistic]

I feel like a lot of fantasy high parents are just like yeah in the context of the fact that it’s 1 a comedy show and 2 a dnd suburbia combo a lot of this stuff is normal for who these people and how they raise and interact with their kids but oh my god that is fucked up

[coldbrewnette]

Strong teasing/gentle bullying as a method of flirtation will NEVER work on me. I like my men tender and real sweet to me 🚶🏻‍♀️‍➡️

[murdleandmarot]

Sometimes you have to make shitty little OCxCanon comics to keep yourself sane

Sorry @mysticalcats I stole ur oc (foxglove)

[cjlouwho]

Me reading all the tags and comments on my little Tommy Thanksgiving fic:

[a-concert-just-for-me]

QB ADHD test is crazy for autists bc tell me why you’re gonna strap this super uncomfortable headband to my head and also have the lights bright in the room bright af and then have the laptop flash images at me too

Like????????

[paverics]

nobody talks about how embarrassing it is to fall over as an adult 😭 i’m grown. i’ve been walking all of my life. it shouldn’t be this hard

[werewolfdog]

I’M CRYING look what we made with my favourite coworker !!!!!!!! ( Updated with bottom images: he just re-decorated the snowman 🥺😭 )

[bigtiddygandalf]

i just had to take this ai personality test to submit a job application (to be a bartender).