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#archive of our own#ao3 stuff#ao3 quotes#archive of our own quotes#fanfic#fanfic quotes#funny#ao3#ao3 tags#this isn’t a fix-it fic#this is the opposite of a fix-it#this is a break-it#i make it so much worse#bro star kid is so fucking good#I watched npmd and now I’m rewatching the whole hatchet field universe#and I forgot how fucking good they are
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Hilson should have had ONE. (1) honest to god fistfight. Not talking about no pansy ass scuffle either i need a FIGHT. Im talking bloodied noses nd bruised cheeks. I need them to exchange words that will alter the course of their relationship forever. MOST OF ALL. They need to make out nastystyle afterwards
#Drawing this was so fuckingfunny because house is so absolutely into this HHEKELALLAOAPPPAOSJHHAGHEHU#Yes i tried to draw this homoerotic as possible but simultaneously house by nature would be SO into this i dont even get a say in it#LOOK AT HIS FACE#Wilson would get MAD mad and house would be like “😳😳😏😏” Hes such a little freak. What fucking ever#House needed to get jumped soooo bad chase swinging on his ass is still to date the best thing hes ever done in-show#Im not even sayingthis becayse i hate house i fucking love house actually one of my charactersof all time#But the shit this man pulls sometimes. Bro#like u need to get jumped. FOR YOUR OWN GOOD#johan being crazy about yaoi md#johan's scrapbook#house md#house md fanart#hilson#hilson fanart#james wilson#gregory house
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tarpit site.
#personal#delete later#for context a tweet i made in the middle of the night blew the fuck up and brought the attention of anime fans who've been#harassing and hassling me about my big factual blunder for an entire day straight#“ok i'll apologize” “bro it's not that serious.”#“you're right it's not that serious“ ”why won't you just admit that you're wrong and apologize!“#i'm not going crazy right. i feel like i'm getting manipulated into thinking i must've been wrong#it's crazy how twitter hate will trick you into believing saying something someone else disagrees with is a moral failing#sorry i haven't seen frieren i guess but what's it to you. i wasn't making a claim or statement#also because nobody has gotten this in the original post i wasn't talking about the quality of animation i'm talking about solid drawing#which is a very specific principle of animation. dandandan has really good solid drawing wherein all the characters are animated#with realistic and proportional 3d depth. newsflash but trigger doesn't prioritize solid drawing in their animation and that's fine#it's an aesthetic choice and has ties to production limits. none of this is a big deal. this is all so stupid lol#i've dealt with worse and more annoying weebs though it's fine i'll put on my clown nose twitter needs their stupid guy for the day#oh btw at the end of the day this doesn't matter. it'll be over by tomorrow. all that's happening is petty angry emotions.#so please don't involve yourself by jumping into the argument and prolonging this shit#i'm about to go on a date with tulli after being apart for a month this is the furtherest thing from my mind rn
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>be a webcomic
>decent popularity and critical support from the fans at the start
>immediate drop in quality over next bunch of updates
>fans hate it
>gets so bad writers and artists are harassed to the point of leaving the team
>endless controversies between writers acting shitty on their personal Twitter account to fans to accusing discord mods of being 4Chan nazis
>comic loses half its funding 8 months in
>bimonthly updates 4 months in return to the sluggish once a month updates from the start
>pause 14 months into the comic’s intended 5 year run.
>announce a month later indefinite hiatus
>radio Silence for THREE YEARS AND NINE MONTHS
>be almost 4 year anniversary of the webcomic’s start, 17 days away to be exact
>drop 4 DOZEN pages
>new director
>new writers union
>new EVERYTHING even the title of the comic changed
>the “it’s so over” from the fandom supercharges back into “we are so fucking back”
>its name is enough to scare half this website into shock
>look at tags
#homestuck#homestuck^2#homestuck beyond canon#james roach#we are so fucking back bros#this might actually be good#upd8#holy shit#my heart rate doubled#just seeing homestuck tweet#dont dissapoint me james#is john okay#i love you john#i hope nothing bad ever happens to you again
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veronica
#fallout new vegas#fallout#fnv#veronica santangelo#fallout veronica#that guy who dont play about veronica :(#idk brother shes such a good fucking character my token of appreciation for characters is giving them halos#like walk with me#you dig into her voice line files and she has references to some guy named abraham and you think about it and that was so just an early#iteration of elijah. and then you think about the implications of that figure in her life being named abraham#whatever bro shes literally peak idGAF#fallout fanart#fallout nv#new vegas
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" Something stupid "
- Frank sinatra
#obkk#obikaka#realized i have free will#so i drew what ever tf i want#this is the story on how Kakashi stopped the infinite tsuki smth with the power of tappin that ass#this is so fucking stupid man#kakashi x obito#obito x kakashi#the dialogue don't rlly make no sense#since i made this like at 12am ir smth#but I don't fell like bothering to change it#rip kakashi#taking 1 for the team#Obito is so fucking done#sexully constipated ahh#no wonder why bro was so cranky and shi#bro hadn't been getting it down for 30+ yrs damn#good thing kakashi swooped in and save the day#kakaobi#kakashi: the only dream i yearn is getting freaky in bed#obito: please. stfu *proceeds to guide him anws to the bedroom/cave??*#infinite dream?#more like wet dream ong
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listen to me
#trolls#trolls 3#trolls band together#trolls bruce#trolls branch#sketch speaks#branch smiling at his brothers is everything to me#there are so many good bro moments in the promo stuff man#explodes#sorry im normal now i promise#BRANCH REMAINS! FUCKING BITTY#also just in case: they're brothers be normal#dreamworks trolls#sketch's critter trolls
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God he looked too good in this movie bro. Top 2 Logan looks truly. And then when he gets teleported back to the past…
I can’t do this lord…I CANT. The belt??? He’s fucking SICK!
#logan howlett#hugh jackman#dofp! logan#xmen days of future past#he looked tew fucking good bro#from the suit fitting him just right#to the gray streaks#to the physique#yeah…moment in history me thinks#I need it so bad I’m gonna cry#last three pics are giving 70s pornstar! logan fr
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OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
#I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS MOD YOU HAVE NO IDEA#OOOSHAUSJZJSJSB THIS LOOKS SO GOOD!!!!! I’VE BEEN WAITING FOREVA!!!!!!!!!!!#HHHHEHEHSHEJSJZJDNSJSJDJDKKENDDJSKKSJDXJJDNDXNJSSNSN GOES FERAL#I AM BARKINF LIKE A FUCKING DOG BRO#SCREECHES SCREAMS WAILS ROLLS AROUND ON THE FLOOR#IM JUMPING FOR JOU#THIS IS LIKE WAITING FOR SECURITY BREACH ALL OVER AGAIN/POS#fnaf#fnaf security breach#blast to the past#kailiplier rambles
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the place me and my roommate were supposed to move into today was so disgusting and uninhabitable we just took our stuff and left and now we're gonna be staying at airbnbs and hotels until further notice/until we can find a new place hopefully quickly...........im in my homeless drifter era y'all!!!😍😍so if im not as active then thats why LMFAO
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#bro was literally trying to rent us a silent hill apartment#we already paid first and last too which was 2700k and he said hes not gonna refund us EVEN THO WE DIDNT EVEN MOVE IN!!#like first month i get BUT NOT EVEN THE SECOND MONTH?? all landlords go to hell#looking back at the og listing like.....yeah i can see why he never took pics of the outside......literally looks like a landfill😃#we're SO LUCKY that uhaul allowed us to keep our things stored with them bc if they insisted on our shit still being dropped off#we woulda been so screwed/forced to move in and then would have had to hire ANOTHER uhaul to move back OUT lol#AND I HATE MOVING the idea of unloading all of our stuff just to pack it again literally makes me wanna perish#but even tho i may be a homeless drifter rn that wont stop me from also working on my oneshot between searching for places😍#the oneshot has a smut scene at the beginning LMAO and smut takes me forever to write so id been putting it off#but now that im over that hump (pun intended) i think ill be faster now brrrrrrrrrrr 9k words so far#its probs gonna be like 40k LMFAO maybe longer... idek#but also ill be hella busy trying to find a home so LMFAO who knows...chat im so fucking TIREDDDDD🧎♀️🧎♀️#my moms trying to see if she can fight him and get our money back but it aint lookin good bros#if i randomly open commissions then youll also know why LMAO
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THERE IS NO WAY WE GOT INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY THAT EASY AND THEN—AND THEN THEY JUST
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IM NEVER GOING TO FUCKING RECOVER
#AMAZON BETTER FOLLOW UP ON FUCKING SEASON 3 OR I AM ENDING IT ALL BRO#imma be real i never saw the vision for ineffable bureaucracy but i thought it was funny#never thought it'd actually HAPPEN#ESPECIALLY NEVER THOUGHT IT'D HAPPEN SO EASILY AND THEN INEFFABLE HUSBANDS CRASHES AND BURNS???#PLEASE omg omg#bro#good omens#good omens season 2#good omens s2#go season 2#good omens spoilers#good omens season 2 spoilers#GOS2SPOILERS#thats the official tag right#ineffable bureaucracy#ineffable husbands#do you think maybe the fan response to ineffable bureaucracy may have actually had them do it????#its possible right?? they didnt get confirmed for s2 until well after s1 came out??#thats INSANE bro#just to be clear i dont got nothin against ineffable bureaucracy#but HOLY SHIT
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i was really excited for the minecraft movie for the first five seconds of the trailer with those gorgeous sweeping landscape shots
and. then the badly greenscreened humans showed up
#minecraft#so like. i love jack black. a lot.#but i think movie studios now think hey if we put jack black in our adaptations it automatically makes them Good#it does not#it often results in something shitty where he carries the entire movie on his back and STILL comes off as annoying somehow#or it's amazing and perfect like the mario movie or jumanji#warner bros you made the fucking lego movie would it be so hard to just. have it be animated.
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Isn’t Vortex a fucking torture freak tho? 👀👀👀
Yep. He is. He is a lot of things actually. The more you learn about him the more fucked up it gets
#at first I was like#ah yes another crazy helicopter#but then I learned the lore haha#hoo boy#the guy was a criminal and was so good at it#the government had to take his spark out of his body and put it in a freezer so he won't break the law anymore#then Starscream took him out and was like#you and your bros are my minions now#btw I made you unable to recharge on your own so uou are basically my hostages#work for me or starve to death losers#and then also Megatron with his Javascript exercises#Seriously. Megs looked at those criminals who were crazy strong and also crazy smart and decided that enslaving them would be a great idea#He basically reprogrammed Vortex and others. He made him literally unable to disobey his orders#what kind of fucked up thing to do Megsy???#G1 was great ahahahah#silly kids show about war and crimes and slavery#also#I might be wrong here because I haven't watch G1 entirely....but I'm pretty sure Combaticons just fuckin. stay Megatron slaves forever??#Like. The code that Megs put in their heads is never mentioned again? And for the rest of the show they forced to serve the Decepticons???#and everyone just?? Forget about them? I repeat I might be wrong here. It would be great if I'm wrong#also yeah Vortex is a torture freak and totally crazy#I saw a note somewhere that mentioned he likes to transform around other bots and then fly as high as he can and drop them#fucker lol
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💅🏻 real hot girl shit 💅🏻
(posting selfies that basically look the same at 3am for attention)
#I can’t believe I literally look like this like ????#wow honestly. I feel so hot rn#sometimes I’m like wow I’m so fucking hot but most times I’m like yeah I’m hot fucking garbage lmfao#there’s never an in between#no middle ground. just all or nothing baybee#and I’m like. I looked good yesterday. I could’ve brought god to his knees if he saw me yesterday#but that’s then and rn I look like a certified bridge troll 😎#introvert Serena has spawned to rest and recover from todays socializing so I can deal with my mother on Saturday 🙃#so we have gone full blown hobbit bro#certified fatherless behavior
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Swords pining for each other's cultivator is my new favorite type of pining. Love your NieYao content! <3
I don't suppose we could get Baxia or Hensheng throwing a tantrum while Jin Guangyao / Nie Mingjue are away, leaving their owners to deal with the embarrassing aftermath?
Also, do you have any recs you'd recommend with these two?
this is the exact moment Nie Huaisang realised he was going to have to start meddling in his big brother's love life (con't: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5)
Hensheng, on the other hand, doesn't throw tantrums but WILL sulk...
#guys if we keep this up this silly little idea is going to develop an actual plot#mdzs#nieyao#jin guangyao#jgy#nie mingjue#nmj#nie huaisang#nhs#nie bros#hensheng#baxia#and thank you very much i'm glad you're enjoying it!#honestly nieyao is just SUCH an intriguing dynamic but i feel like i have a hard time filtering it in the tags...#👀 so i'm grateful for anyone who delivers it right to my doorstep. obsessed w whatever the fuck they have going on#as for recs! tbh after i started going through my bookmarks i realised the fics you recced me tend to be G and most of my favourite bookmar#...are not that ^^;;; so these may not be to you taste idk#but my favourite nieyao fic is definitely Dawn Disrupts Us by Sciosa- the whole series really but i reread that one and its sequel regularl#Three Notes (or like i love you) by Wanxin was really good for 3zun...#All Men Are The Same by mostlikelytofangirl has fantastic dramatic irony big fan and also fuck jgs#those are 3 off the top of my head but if hmu if you wanna talk fics 👍#though i feel like i'm usually the one needing to beg for nieyao recs i feel like i'm always craving more ahahaha#especially ones that fit the dynamic i prefer since there's always a range#my art#edit: to add links to the other posts since this is honestly a big of a series at this point
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Send her on a shuttle off-world.
It's for her own good.
And yours.
Living among fugitives...
...where she's in constant danger?
You want to protect the kid?
Then let her go.
Stop pretending to be something you're not, Hunter.
We're not like the regs.
We never have been.
We're superior.
The Empire can't protect the galaxy without strength.
This is what we were made for.
Think of all we could do...
...together.
We were brothers once.
We can be again.
#star wars#the bad batch#tbb crosshair#the bad batch crosshair#tbb season 3#tbb spoilers#tbb omega#omega and crosshair#crosshair and omega#crosshair and hunter#hunter and crosshair#the dad batch#tbb#crossdad#crossfather#clone trooper crosshair#crosshair tbb#crosshair the bad batch#bro really had the sickest lines#eyesight so good he could see into the future#outlined his whole fucking character arc back in season 1
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