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AliveF1sh Jumpscare
#this is so cursed i hate it here#when i saw the art of dedf1sh in side order i literally was like:#'WHITE WOMAN JUMPSCARE'#dedf1sh is NOT white in my heart#acht dedf1sh#mod shiver#transparents#misc edits#splatoon#dedf1sh#dedfish#acht#mizuta ahato
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“Not my circus, not my monkeys”… Except those are his monkeys and they are the circus
#Okay so i think the idea is that Lautski is on a date and the terror duo were ABSOLUTELY stalking them#because of course they would#but (if they weren't already being the most obvious stalkers) they get caught#because then the seagulls descended#but listen okay#Why they attack (and how on earth they carried that weeb away) is up to you guys#because i dunno#i’m just here to make nonsense comics that give me a good chuckle#NPMD#nerdy prudes must die#for some reason i gave them different clothes sorta?is it obvi i dont have a sense of style at all#Pete Spankoffski#Stephanie Lauter#Richie Lipschitz#Ruth Fleming#Also i don’t know why but when it comes to drawing comics#i forget who anatomy is#i seriously don’t know her#esp when it comes to arms? Lord do i hate arms#Art#fanart#Also this whole comic stems from a story about seagulls stealing sausage links?#that's all i got for you#also im so sorry steph my beloved#i can not draw you at all and this is a curse i carry like a ball and chain#starkid#hatchetfield#//Komic
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I just realized that The Locked Tomb series would be waaaay more popular than it is right now if one or both of the leads were male cause people go nuts for hogwarts esc houses, enemy's to lovers romance, and lore as deep as my fingers in your mom.
Someone please talk to me about this I am genuinely out raged.
#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#nona the ninth#like its litrually a recipe for success#houses with specific personality traits that are easy to attach and easily marketable#enemys to lovers#the lore oh GOD THE LORE#girlies should be going nuts for it but for some reason everyone hates women and thats the true tragedy here#and lesbians. they also hate lesbians#maybe its for the best. they could barely handle Catra so i dont think theyd handle Harrow very well#both a blessing and a curse. not popular enough to be able to buy merch at a convention but at least we arent getting garbage hot takes like#the she ra fandom did
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Sink your teeth, you’re in love for one night
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This was originally for Strahdtober’s “bride” prompt but I got so busy! I still think it looks nice for something I did fairly quickly.
#instagram will probably nuke it so it’s up here for posterity.#pose was originally referenced from That Pinterest vampire photoshoot but it took a life of its own#in canon Ireena pc and Ludmilla hate one another but I need them to lez out for personal reasons#curse of strahd#dnd fanart#cos: the sorority#dnd art#vampires#dnd character#ludmilla vilisevic#Cos pc: Demetria#this is technically Ireena but bc it’s ireena pc we’ll just leave it#Whatever I just want them to kiss. Sorry DM. I’m sorry.#strahdtober#a bad ending I guess. not for me though.
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i said in another post i was rping loop in a multifandom rp group and i'm having a lot of fun! so much fun that i made a giant doodle sheet of loop's glitch....that i haven't even gotten to rp yet but am so excited to im getting carried away. whoops
(in the context of the group, think of glitching like in spiderverse, they don't belong in this new world/dimension so their existence rejects it. we can do whatever we want for glitches so i just made loop's that they get their humanity back. yknow. for misery whenever they unglitch and go back to being a star [thumbs up])
i think my favorite here might just be the Go there Go Into the Dark catcrumb edit lmao
#isat spoilers#in stars and time#loop isat#isat loop#isat siffrin#siffrin isat#loops agonies are so much fun to write when siffrins already in the group and like#imagine losing your humanity and guiding another version of you through time loops all while having VERY complicated feelings on him#AND JUST AS YOU DISAPPEAR ON A GOOD NOTE YOU GET ISEKAI'D AND APPARENTLY STARDUST HAS ALREADY BEEN HERE FOR 6 MONTHS#AND HE SAYS THERES NO WAY HOME ON PURPOSE AND YOU JUST GOTTA TWIDDLE YOUR THUMBS they are!!! agonized!!!#blessing and curse that siffrin was already there bc theyre both like 'i kinda hate it here BUT im relieved and upset youre here too'#'because now im not alone but damn i dont want you to hate it here too!'#uuuuuuuugHHHHHH siffrin and loop....their mutual illnesses..... IM ill......
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i just think
#excuse me. sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy- sorry. mo-#veilguard spoilers#look.#did i beat mythal into the ground? mayhaps. absolutely.#do i also find her hot? yes.#let a woman be evil#god i hate her. i love her.#''she was the best of them'' the bar was in the fuckin ground solas????#i wasnt gonna go into my opinion on her but here we go#i hate this woman. i love this woman. she's manipulative. she's not sorry about anything at all. redeeming quality Where?#some kinda spirit turns into a woman and starts a thing w elgarnan and peer pressures a spirit of wisdom to take a body against its will#hatches lyrium dagger rendering titans tranquil plan to end the earthquakes bc she and her ppl where fucking??? stealing their blood????#but again convinces wisdom spirit to do it/work out the details she just does the actual ritual everyone goes yay mythal!#gets murdered by her husband/other???children/siblings? whatever the fuck they are to each other#yada yada fast forward like 7k years#she's a swamp witch now talking in riddles and laughing at inappropriate times fdksjfksdla#and traumatizing young daughters she continues to give to birth to#and turns into a dragon like. literally. every. game. this bitch cannot stop turning into a dragon. it's her favorite thing to do#godforbid a woman have hobbies anyway#so then she's slowly amassing power and hinting at a RECKONING REVENGE bc she was BETRAYED and she knows solas is gonna pull some shit#but then she just lets him kill her/take her glowy blue essence and there's no reckoning#no revenge#she appears to her latest daughter as a ghost and bestows 1 last curse upon her:#secondhand embarrassment for realizing she shemsplained to the dreadwolf himself#for some reason she materializes from the statue and goes ''sorry you felt that way solas'' and vanishes again#hilar. iconic. go girl give us nothing.#i love her i hate her that's how it is.
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“I made a pact with Vol, a pact of Blood”
Strahd von Zarovich and his very, very good friend.
#NONE OF THE OTHER PLAYER FOLLOWER ME HERE SO ITS FREE GAME TO POST HERE BAYBEE!#I get dm spoilers sometimes because that’s what happens when ur engaged to the dam#no but last sesh our dm told us vampyr/vol doesn’t matter like at all in base campaign and that feels so weird to me because it influences#our every move in our campaign it’s awesome#we’ll have to kill it too after killing Strahd and that’s fucked up#I hate it!!!#dnd#dnd art#strahd von zarovich#dnd Strahd#spoilers#cos#curse of Strahd#curse of strahd spoilers#cos spoilers#d&d#d&d art#art#fan art#my art#strahd#I love him!#vol#vampyr#fuck that guy tho all my homies hate him!#digital art#also this style of art is like way different than what I normally do but it was fun!
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Wake up, babe. New cringey IkePri MC quote just dropped:
Me reading this: 🤦🏻♀️
And here is where Chevalier is me:
You deserve to be laughed at and feel embarrassed, Emma. I laughed and was embarrassed for you.
#screencaps#ikemen prince#chevalier michel#ikepri spoilers#chevalier sequel spoilers#Chevalier Curse of Love spoilers#I still hate 'Wakey wakey eggs and bakey' much more but this is a close second!#I wanna say this is the fault of the localisation team#But overall I'm having a good time with the sequel! Lots of laughs all around so far!!#It's especially great reading this on the heels of Gilbert's route#I admittedly skimmed most of it because ~exhaustion from life~ but I know the major beats#So everytime we get that hint of his background I start screaming#But I also miss Clavis! T_T#Though I guess from some kind of standpoint it makes sense to have Leon and Yves because they were the first three routes#Speaking of Yves: I REALLY wanna know if Yves' sequel will also delve into the Kloss family#We were fed crumbs during Gilbert's route. CRUMBS I TELL YOU!!#Wow I got off tangent a bit#Anyway here you are.
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Day 6941 of pondering over Odysseus’s hair color again. Dark will forever live rent free in my head but red is gorgeous and brown is so commonly accepted and auburn as a mixture is beloved but then dark is still living rent free in my head…
Basically, depending on how you interpret the color of ξανθός (xanthos, for his hair) and κυάνεος (kyaneos, for his beard) to be
#tagamemnon#the odyssey#greek mythology#odysseus#homer’s odyssey#the iliad#homer’s iliad#Homer literally went like: Xanthos! Ok I’ll leave it to yall#textbook interpretation for xanthos is “yellow/golden” but you know how “cursed” the image of a blonde Odysseus is?#not that I hate it it’s just that it’s a spectrum covering more shades than merely “yellow”#but what would you do with a spectrum?#have his hair changing colors or smth?#his beard is easier to decide cuz kyaneos is dark indeed#but xanthos doesn’t go into the spectrum of “dark”. It’s lighter as in shade#besides his hair doesn’t necessarily have to go like his beard cuz they could have different colors according to genetics#although…could you imagine an auburn-haired Odysseus with a dark beard?#that’s probably the closest design to this description that I can imagine#but then iirc xanthos being used for auburn hair is quite late as in Romans’ times?#but then Homer is not being any useful here since xanthos is quite a broad term so accuracy doesn’t even matter in this case#why am I putting these in the tags I have no kriffing idea#Lyculī crustula
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Shar must have sensed I was enjoying myself. Kiss it better? You'll seize any opportunity, won't you? But I suppose I've been giving you plenty of encouragement.
#bg3edit#bg3 spoilers#gamingedit#baldur's gate 3#bg3#shadowheart#tavedit#shadowheart x tav#xenia silvertongue#edits#hate the coloring with a passion but i still haven't figure out why my videogames files are so heavy#it makes for terrible giffing compared to tv show i'm mad about it#BUT I MISSED MY GIRLS SO SO MUCH#xenia will forever be my eldest daughter and therefore she has a special place in my heart#i feared not breaking the curse would've had worse effect on the romance#but they are here and they are thriving#and i got to tell everyone about my wife with very roguish pride#we stay winning
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None of you are ready for the realization that How Bad Can I Be is a Sentinel song
#two talks#having the most cursed thoughts#it works so well. i hate how well it works#transformers one#sentinel prime#maccadam#literally why does it work so fucking well 😭💀#i hate it here. the mental image of him doing the whole musical number is so fucking funny
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one thing I have to keep reremembering every time I'm playing a soulslike/similar kind of difficult game -- and that I wish I could internalize elsewhere in my life as well -- is that you always, always have to suffer through the long dark of an inexplicable failcringe era before you can emerge into a fresh new dawn of competence. faceplanting into humiliating failure in ways you hadn't even conceived of before on a loop can sometimes be the herald of great and wondrous things to come soon. don't be so quick to abandon yourself in the early murk of daybreak because you think you just suck!!!
#returnal out here reminding me of the great truths yet again#I am crying and screaming my way through the fractured wastes. I may have relinquished all dignity. but I am making progress#returnal#tbf I do find the grind weirdly comforting. this game is Doing something with the strange paradoxical comfort of misery#and it's doing it very well. fills the same 'knocking your head against a wall for the pleasure of it' depression niche#as farming for souls in formsoft games haha. we must imagine the bearer of the curse happy#it's the same thing I'm doing in real life but at least in games you get to see tangible progress within ten hours. not so in life I fear#the only part of the game I haven't loved so far is the nemesis boss fight but that kind of checks out considering what sorts of bosses#I normally struggle with. I love a dance partner boss I hate a 'so much is going on all the time all over the place what the fuck' boss#I could fight malenia for hours but when you fill my screen with noise I am frustrated and defeated lol#fight me man on man you COWARD!!!#thank god the game doesn't force you to replay bosses after you beat them the first time (though the others were kind of fun so)
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#alda rambling#I'm GONNA keep sharing art somewhere BC I think I'll simply explode if I don't. But I hate it here (internet)#I'm cranky today and this is so annoying. Everything is annoying. I'm leaving forever#(I'm not. I know myself. Curse my attention whoring)
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Haha, thinking about why Lark hates Henry again
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndads spoilers#lark oak#Henry oak#em I know you’re not there yet don’t read the tags 🔫#does lark even know why he hates his father so much?#when Henry met dood did he consider asking for a favor?#I’m in shambles#this is probably the only time every that a character hating someone has ever left me in shambles like this#nothing can be done to even repair it#and sparrow is over here essentially cosplaying their father and THATS fine#at least to lark#it’s just Henry’s EXISTENCE that’s the problem#and no talking or understanding or curse breaking or magical intervention can fix it#I’ve been circling in my head Henry possibly turning down a solution to keep lark’s autonomy#but really lark hasnt had any autonomy in his relationship with his father since he was a child#and he doesn’t even KNOW
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You’d think that, between Gideon and Kremy, Gideon would be the easier one to get a read on (in terms of feelings towards certain situations and party members), but no. I can read Kremy like a motherfucking book. The way he spins lies and half-truths like a spiderweb; the way his tone will shift subtly depending on who he’s talking to, what they’re talking about, his feelings on the situation/subject/towards the person, etc; all of it. Kremy is so fucking easy to read for someone who’s supposed to be a silver-tongued conman.
But Gideon? His tone doesn’t shift all that much. He generally has a happy, confused, or entertained tone in his voice, with the exception of when he’s angry, frustrated, or upset.
Idk, maybe it’s harder for me to read Gideon because I listen to the podcast (it’s just easier for me since I can listen while driving or working), so I have to rely on tone shifts and other verbal cues. That, or maybe it’s because all of my past blorbos have been emotionally constipated men, who would only express their actual feelings about a situation based on tonal shifts, body language, and reading into what they’re saying.
#I swear all my irl points were dumped into insight and absolutely nothing else#and with emotionally constipated men I roll with advantage#no but seriously it’s so hard for me to get a read on how Gideon feels about Coalecroux situations#like the wedding or the scene during the opera#I’m not counting the love curse because fae magic and all that#I can tell when he understands that Kremy is upset or uncomfortable about something#but I can’t tell how he generally feels about him aside from being his best friend#maybe its more obvious with visuals???#I mean I will rewatch the series eventually on YouTube once I’m all caught up#but rn I have to rely on verbal cues and by god that’s hard for this genasi#also I’m not hating on either Richie or Mace here#I love being able to read my favorite emotionally constipated alligator#and the lack of tonal shift in Gideon makes sense for his character#it’s just weird to me idk#legends of avantris#once upon a witchlight#also if this is worded weirdly blame it on the fact that it’s currently 2am
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