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#Homestuck#homestuck fantroll#turbo wreck it ralph#this is real my girlfriend made this#i drew the pictures but she made the sprite#his strife Specibus is his race car
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@achilleasfury Xue Yang thinks this meeting could have been an email
for anyone that actually wants to see the very professional and carefully thought out powerpoint
the "dad's approval" graph i think was an excellent touch on her part
#su she is respecting his crisis at least#mdzs#jin guangyao#jgy#xue yang#xy#su she#su minshan#sms#3zun#and thanks to my girlfriend who made me the powerpoint slide despite knowing nothing about this nonsense u.u she's the real mvp#my art#you know given that jgy is supposed to constantly be really put together with his Customer Service Smile#i'm pretty sure almost every picture i've ever drawn of him is of him kinda losing his shit#poor guy cannot catch a break
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Hi! I'm new to the fandom and you're the first few artists that made me ship damianya bad 🤭💕 could you draw them visiting stella lake or just them being cute in the summer 👉👈( It could be a date or just them in canon age 😅)
Love your arts too much... 💖
just fullfilling my duties in the damianya nation <3
#ure vv sweet anon tyty#okay so#my worst and best damian hc is#that he. FUCKING BITES ICE CREAM#i love my son with all his flaws and all#bUT LIKE#FJEJFHSHSHS#anya was too shoked by that to realize they had an indirect kiss lmAO XJSHYHS#meanwhile damian's scared that his not-even-girlfriend-yet will actually go throu the divorce. lmao#theyre so dumb i love my idiots#theyre around 6-7th grade here? if anya's hair made it confusing for yall JYHSHD#i just thought short hair would look real cute on aged-up anya wowowo#damianya#damian desmond#anya forger#spy x family#sxf#spy x family fanart#spy x family comic#sxf fanart#sxf comic#damian x anya#anya x damian#my art#fanart#fancomic#anya sxf#sxf anya#damian sxf#sxf damian
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Just this picture I took of Billie in NY because omg???😭😭
#billie eilish#hit me hard and soft#billie eilish concert#hit me hard and soft tour#billie eilish smut#what was i made for#omg#omg omg omg#so hot omg#how is she real#shes so pretty#concert photos#billie eilish tour#billie eilish aesthetic#billie ellish lyrics#billie eilish fandom#billie eilish gf#billie eilish hit me hard and soft#hmhas#hmhas tour#hmhas billie eilish#happier than ever#i could eat that girl for lunch#billie eilish lunch#billie eilish live#billie eilish music#so hot 🔥🔥🔥#lunch#my girlfriend#fyp
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One thing I will never understand is why some of y'all get so mad about Buck and Eddie being roughly the same age. I don't understand how people can learn that Eddie only enlisted when Shannon got pregnant and not just assume he was 18/19 when that happened. In what world a 23 yo would panic enlisted because his girlfriend got pregnant? I don't get it.
#eddie acting older doesn't necessarily make him older#and also#if eddie had 5 years of real world experience by the time Shannon got pregnant#enlisting would not be the reaction#because he would've had 5 years to be an adult#having an accidental baby at 23 is young but like thats the not of the world#not like getting your girlfriend pregnant right after senior promo when you dont want to go to college is#that was literally my only argument for never assuming he was older#and finding out hes around the same age as Buck was great#made perfect sense#why is that such a problem?#this is a rhetorical question#i dont really wanna know#no need to tell me#im just venting because i just saw someone say EDDIE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FORTY RIGHT NOW#FORTY#FUCKING FORTY#like what the fuck are they on#and they were like straight saying the show retconed and they said eddie was born in 84#and im like?????????? you tripping?????????#i will take the 5 year gap BUT SAYING MY MAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FORTY????????????????#crazy#911#thoughts thoughts thoughts
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Someone will bring up Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and then it will literally take a miracle to stop me from uncontrollably vibrating at a speed that could break the sound barrier.
#YOU MEAN YOU CAN MENTION THIS /CASUALLY/ IN /CONVERSATION/?????#YOU /DON'T/ HAVE THE URGE TO SCALE THE NEAREST AVAILABLE WALL AND BARK LIKE A POMERANIAN#yes this is based on real events I followed someone for an unrelated thing and then they explicitly made a reference to this show and#I was like 'mc13 oh my god please be normal about this PLEASE' I am STILL telling myself that#my god there is no way to describe what this show did to me#AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH#mc13's routine cxgf media breakdown#crazy ex girlfriend#the greatest show ever made
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this was three months into dating my now-husband, and it's never stopped feeling like this
#love is real 😭💕#a love that defined and redeemed you#don't look at me#being with justin is its own reward because he's wonderful#but I'm also better for loving him. for his loving me. for being met where I am with sincerity and understanding and joy#I don't have to be defensive and neurotic all the time from feeling intrinsically Not Good Enough#and being relaxed and safe has made me a BETTER person#and a MUCH!! better partner jesus CHRIST.#anxious codependent miserable low-self-esteem jay is Not A Very Good Girlfriend but it wasn't her fault. it wasn't her fault.#anyway [face in my hands] I love my boy#about me#husband
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HELL YEAH! LESBIANS KICKING ASS
Bro I was robbed of these two content in mk1 QAQ
#RRAHHHHHH IM TOO OBSESSED WITH THIS IDEA#GIRLFRIENDS REALNESS#I LOVE THEM!#also this might be my favorite desgin of that I made for them#I have made a lot desgins I wasn't happy about#fujin#mk1 fujin#nightwolf#mk 1 nightwolf#windwolf#shappic windwolf#mortal kombat 1#mortal kombat 1 2023#art#Avril is just doing art
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tee hee happy halloween
#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#carmen sandiego#player carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego fanart#playcarm#<- platonic#he pierced his ears for this btw#i like to image carmen hasnt actually watched/read sailor moon (evil. disgusting. shame on her)#but went along with the costume bc she's a real one#made my girlfriend do that two years ago#we were friends at the time#which I think is hilarious#bc this year we're player and carmen#while friends we dressed as a couple#now as a couple we're dressing as friends#tee hee#shut up suzie
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girlfriend stayed over last night and made me steak + roasted veggies (and she let me cook quinoa for us) and after the steak was cooked she cut the fat off for me and cut the actual steak for me which is the literal sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me🥺 and then i fell asleep while she was fingering me because she put me onto mess-free period sex and apparently she stopped and i woke up and was like “why did you stop :(“ and then fell back asleep which sounds on brand for me even though i don’t remember that but what i do remember is waking up again and deciding i needed a chicken sausage (cold, directly from the fridge, which was NOT delicious) and then going to bed?? But then today we went to this park she’s apparently been wanting to go to which i didn’t know until we were there but omggg it was so pretty there was a dock and then a little floating dock that rocks with the waves and it was just sososo nice !! She’s planning on staying over again on monday and tuesday!!
(as always, bonus content in the tags)
#i also bled all over my pants bc she has me trying the discs and i’m just not used to them yet#so she took me to her house to take a shower and give me clean clothes 🥺#And she also washed the clothes i bled in!!#and her best friend is an ANGEL who started the shower for me and got it the perfect temperature and let me use her soap!!#And then before i left she made me the best smoothie i’ve ever had !!!!!#Bascally i have the best girlfriend literally ever and both she and her best friend give me princess treatment???#i already call her best friend her ‘real girlfriend’ we could be a cute ass trio fr#like my girl made a comment about them both fucking me together (this morning before we were at her house)#and i said im not into that kinda thing#but the more i think about it the more i think i could be very down??#my life actually is starting to feel like a movie a little bit because this is the most insane situation for me(a famous hater of polyamory)#jk i don’t actually hate polyamory but i did explore it a bit when i was younger and i hated it /for me/#dykeposting#lesbian#lesbian blog#wlw#wlw blog#lesbian nsft#sapphic
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Jack can regenerate bc of bad wolf stuff, with hurt/comfort please?
YOU. i like you. anyway too few words, i suppose, to reach the comfort bit of the h/c, BUT. :) does horrible things to jack.
Jack thinks he knows what dying feels like, the dark and the cold shock of returning life like rising from icy water.
He hasn’t died yet. He’s only gone to the edge. It takes until 2007 for him to die, and for him to learn that it is like trying to swallow a sun, like losing all sense of himself and being shoved to his knees, reborn screaming.
The morgue is blessedly cold. He tips in the direction of Gwen’s voice, hears her say, “What the fuck, Jack?”
He opens his eyes to hanging strands of his own blonde hair.
#haha what if ur girlfriend made u immortal and also sike what if u had to look like her now.#how this works in my head is like. sure jack ‘dies’ but he doesn’t really. the bad wolf sweeps him up and grabs him before death can and#shoves him back into life. but at the end of torchwood s1 he does die. for real dies. but also <3 there’s back-ups for that. regeneration#time babyyyyy#ask#fanfiction#sunday prompts#jack harkness
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Man imagine whining because I called you a moron when you’re in fact being a moron
#personal#like. do you expect me to dance around the subject when that shit is as plain as day?? fuckin loser#being perceived as ‘a mean person’ should be the LEAST of your concerns#mr. I Won’t Disclose That I Have A Girlfriend While I’m Fucking Around With People#mr. I Will Continue To Call This Person A Princess Even Though That Person Is A Trans Man And He Told Me To Stop#mr. I Refuse To Look Inward And Change My Dickheaded Behavior And Instead Continue Being Verbally Abusive Towards This Same Person#mr. I’m Gonna Whine And Cry At My Echo Chamber Fanbase About Being Called On My Bullshit#because if people thinking you’re a big meanie at minimum is gonna make you pout then you’re gonna be REAL sad if I tell you exactly what’s#going on in my head every time I think about you#and he HAS no excuse to say ‘ohhh arsenic is this arsenic is that wahhhh’ because I was singing your praises for a long ass time#I did not have any reason to be this pissed until he started acting like an ass. and he’s SUPRISED that people think he’s an ass.#I’m sorry it’s just. I legitimately have never been this pissed at someone before#so infuriating to watch your loved one getting shit flung at him by some dumbass guy who refuses to pull his head outta his ass#gonna go down the salted earth route with this dude one of these days if he doesn’t cut this shit out#his fanbase is already fucking with my friend’s income because they think he’s a closeted racist when they have no fuckin proof of that shit#and do I need at fuckin say that the person who initially made said accusation is a white person? and my friend is a poc? and I’m ALSO a poc#and so is our OTHER friend#over some wolfwood art of all things! ‘wahhhh he isn’t being drawn how I like’ then fuckin scroll past that shit and stop bitching#fuck man.
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sometimes i literally cry bc i can't have a space boyfriend or be some kind of space princess
#petra.txt#i really made the guy of all time with my custom shepard i wish he was real#ryan call me. i need to see the vast emptiness of the galaxy to feel again#i just love sci fi so much like the only wish i ever have for my life was going to space#and to know i won't ever do that? heartbreaking. why do i even try#i don't want a space girlfriend but i would take an alien girlfriend? it's hard to explain my mind is vast#but would not take an alien boyfriend we got enough men at home
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its so weird and wonderful watching in real time as i become more intimate with my friends... like oh.. your husband doesnt think of me as "my wifes friend" anymore but got drunk in costa rica and started talking about how he wants me at his birthday party because im his friend too... oh your brother is drinking a beer and talking about how his wife makes rice and asking me for recipies... oh your aunt is going on and on about how she wants her son to marry someone like me and how good it is to see me again... oh all your husbands old college buddies are excited to see me while since we saw eachother and are including me in alll their inside jokes now.... oh your sister in law just gave me a big hug and your nephews are asking me to draw bluey with sidewalk chalk again... oh im in the kitchen cooking with your mother and shes saying how proud she is of me for getting my teaching license .. she gave me a kiss on the cheek before I left... oh your dad leaned in to hug me to say goodbye this time instead of giving me a handshake and a clap on the back..oh i think im loved i think im loved a lot
#like its one thing to know#yeah of course my friends love me#and ok yeah my friends partners like me too#but now im getting to know my friends parents and extended family and cousins and old college friends and its wild#like i forget how wonderful it is until my friends girlfriends brother shows up and is so so excited to see me and is telling everyone how#good i am at baking and how they have to try my pie#or how my other friends husbands sister is watching me play with her two young sons and tells me how good it is to see me again#like.... ive made a real impact on your life.. for the better#your siblings love me your parents love me your in laws love me i actually belong exactly where i am
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Isolde Holderied and co-driver Tina Thörner of the Mitsubishi Ralliart works team before the start of 1993 Monte-Carlo Rally. They placed 12nd overall and 3rd in Group N.
#beloved girlfriends made it out of the draft after 700 years !!! rahhhhh !!!!! 🦅🦅#me being a real one and flooding tumblr with isolde-tina posts#so later generations will find out about them and continue my insaneposting 💆💆#wrc#wim#da queues#*
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I need a massive sudden hyperfixation shock to happen again
#that era when i'd just got out of the onceler divorce of summer 2021. and then listened to everywhere at the end of time in october#and it was ruining my life and i couldn't sleep and there was nothing really good happening#like it wasn't Bad bc at least i wasn't depressed anymore like i was in the summer but it was still just dead. and i couldn't get#the last 6 minutes of eateot out of my head#and then. suddenly. got shot with the *blurry screenshot of stan and kyle as adults* beam#south park post covid trailer released. everyone who had ever been in that fandom was awakening from their graves#it was like 'future episode??' 'why have they got noses' 'what the fuckkkk' 'is anything real anymore?' etc#it was such big news that it instantly shocked me out of my existential crisis and reawakened that hyperfixation for the 9347384th time#and i vividly remember going on tumblr the morning after it aired and trying to avoid spoilers bc i hadn't watched it yet#but i accidentally saw a sentence something along the lines of 'kenny's a billionaire philanthropist now' and. ok i had to see a picture?#so i did and he looked like the epitome of a cool uncle#and then i was walking to uni that morning probably looking like i was crying or something bc like. kenny successful future#and the whole thing just brought my general mood up so much?? so by the time it was 2022 i was absolutely fine#and then 2022 was so good. up until like august and september#and things got a bit dangerous again like my mood was alright but the slightest thing could bring it down#and then my best friend/housemate got a girlfriend and it was that whole drama and her existence basically ruined my last year of uni#and since then i've become so bitter and cynical and all victimy and it's so annoying and i don't even realise i'm doing it#so now i only ever notice negative things happening and have done since like the end of 2022#and i just need one of my old hyperfixations to do something insane again. like sp post covid.#i need. idk victor hugo to come back to life and publish notre dame de paris 2. or something#or for pip to come back to south park. that would actually fix me forever tbh#or the golden ratio to announce they're touring the uk for free. okay no ykw that would fix me#orrrrrrrrr idk. secret history made into a film but it's actually good#anyway. the south park kids as adults with noses set off an entire like 8 months of Pure Optimism in 2022 and i need her back more than ever#ramble
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