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#Homestuck#homestuck fantroll#turbo wreck it ralph#this is real my girlfriend made this#i drew the pictures but she made the sprite#his strife Specibus is his race car
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@achilleasfury Xue Yang thinks this meeting could have been an email
for anyone that actually wants to see the very professional and carefully thought out powerpoint
the "dad's approval" graph i think was an excellent touch on her part
#su she is respecting his crisis at least#mdzs#jin guangyao#jgy#xue yang#xy#su she#su minshan#sms#3zun#and thanks to my girlfriend who made me the powerpoint slide despite knowing nothing about this nonsense u.u she's the real mvp#my art#you know given that jgy is supposed to constantly be really put together with his Customer Service Smile#i'm pretty sure almost every picture i've ever drawn of him is of him kinda losing his shit#poor guy cannot catch a break
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Been getting into my little pony lately and I have to say I really don't like the idea of cutie marks
#in a NON BRONY WAY because my GIRFLRIEND LIKES IT so I send her DRAWINGS OF HORSES I FIND#also by lately i mean we watched a bunch like last year and i sorta forgot until recently#also my girlfriend (real person) drew me as a pony and made my cutie mark a game controller and I do not want to be defined as a gamer!#i don't even play that many video games
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Hi! I'm new to the fandom and you're the first few artists that made me ship damianya bad 🤭💕 could you draw them visiting stella lake or just them being cute in the summer 👉👈( It could be a date or just them in canon age 😅)
Love your arts too much... 💖




just fullfilling my duties in the damianya nation <3
#ure vv sweet anon tyty#okay so#my worst and best damian hc is#that he. FUCKING BITES ICE CREAM#i love my son with all his flaws and all#bUT LIKE#FJEJFHSHSHS#anya was too shoked by that to realize they had an indirect kiss lmAO XJSHYHS#meanwhile damian's scared that his not-even-girlfriend-yet will actually go throu the divorce. lmao#theyre so dumb i love my idiots#theyre around 6-7th grade here? if anya's hair made it confusing for yall JYHSHD#i just thought short hair would look real cute on aged-up anya wowowo#damianya#damian desmond#anya forger#spy x family#sxf#spy x family fanart#spy x family comic#sxf fanart#sxf comic#damian x anya#anya x damian#my art#fanart#fancomic#anya sxf#sxf anya#damian sxf#sxf damian
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i'm probably a system but i have a job so idrc about that rn
#spent a bit of time reflecting on my shitty past and i realized that a set of behaviors i had as a kid#line up really really fucking well with did symptoms#i used to talk a lot to myself as a kid but it felt like an. actual conversation between myself? instead of just#talking to nothing and imagining a response#no dude i actually felt two sides of my brains spin their gears different ways to form different points of view and ideas#I CAN STILL DO THAT.#another thing that makes me think that was how whenever i went into fight or flight i always. acted a certain way.#i always didn't care about being punished or grounded. however the main me was like. really fucking scared and i'm still traumatized by it#it's some real weird shit i'm telling y'all#and dating a system kind of made me realize all of this as well#shoutout to my girlfriend she's so cool dawg#but anyways- i always felt a strange kinship and immediate understanding to did systems .#like . i heard that people usually have a hard time grasping the concept but to me#“oh hey! other people have that split mind thing i got but to the extreme! that's pretty neat!”#anyways sorry for the yap sesh but something else i wanna say is#dude holy FUCK how did you fuck up parenting that bad that you accidentally get a second son- daughter.#if i ever write an autobiography my parents are hearing so much shit from me istg#i love them but also. WOW. WWOOOOWWWWW#anyways rant on the tags over uhhh goon bye gang ! 😁😁😁😁
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One thing I will never understand is why some of y'all get so mad about Buck and Eddie being roughly the same age. I don't understand how people can learn that Eddie only enlisted when Shannon got pregnant and not just assume he was 18/19 when that happened. In what world a 23 yo would panic enlisted because his girlfriend got pregnant? I don't get it.
#eddie acting older doesn't necessarily make him older#and also#if eddie had 5 years of real world experience by the time Shannon got pregnant#enlisting would not be the reaction#because he would've had 5 years to be an adult#having an accidental baby at 23 is young but like thats the not of the world#not like getting your girlfriend pregnant right after senior promo when you dont want to go to college is#that was literally my only argument for never assuming he was older#and finding out hes around the same age as Buck was great#made perfect sense#why is that such a problem?#this is a rhetorical question#i dont really wanna know#no need to tell me#im just venting because i just saw someone say EDDIE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FORTY RIGHT NOW#FORTY#FUCKING FORTY#like what the fuck are they on#and they were like straight saying the show retconed and they said eddie was born in 84#and im like?????????? you tripping?????????#i will take the 5 year gap BUT SAYING MY MAN WAS SUPPOSED TO BE FORTY????????????????#crazy#911#thoughts thoughts thoughts
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Someone will bring up Crazy Ex-Girlfriend and then it will literally take a miracle to stop me from uncontrollably vibrating at a speed that could break the sound barrier.
#YOU MEAN YOU CAN MENTION THIS /CASUALLY/ IN /CONVERSATION/?????#YOU /DON'T/ HAVE THE URGE TO SCALE THE NEAREST AVAILABLE WALL AND BARK LIKE A POMERANIAN#yes this is based on real events I followed someone for an unrelated thing and then they explicitly made a reference to this show and#I was like 'mc13 oh my god please be normal about this PLEASE' I am STILL telling myself that#my god there is no way to describe what this show did to me#AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH#mc13's routine cxgf media breakdown#crazy ex girlfriend#the greatest show ever made
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girlfriend stayed over last night and made me steak + roasted veggies (and she let me cook quinoa for us) and after the steak was cooked she cut the fat off for me and cut the actual steak for me which is the literal sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me🥺 and then i fell asleep while she was fingering me because she put me onto mess-free period sex and apparently she stopped and i woke up and was like “why did you stop :(“ and then fell back asleep which sounds on brand for me even though i don’t remember that but what i do remember is waking up again and deciding i needed a chicken sausage (cold, directly from the fridge, which was NOT delicious) and then going to bed?? But then today we went to this park she’s apparently been wanting to go to which i didn’t know until we were there but omggg it was so pretty there was a dock and then a little floating dock that rocks with the waves and it was just sososo nice !! She’s planning on staying over again on monday and tuesday!!
(as always, bonus content in the tags)
#i also bled all over my pants bc she has me trying the discs and i’m just not used to them yet#so she took me to her house to take a shower and give me clean clothes 🥺#And she also washed the clothes i bled in!!#and her best friend is an ANGEL who started the shower for me and got it the perfect temperature and let me use her soap!!#And then before i left she made me the best smoothie i’ve ever had !!!!!#Bascally i have the best girlfriend literally ever and both she and her best friend give me princess treatment???#i already call her best friend her ‘real girlfriend’ we could be a cute ass trio fr#like my girl made a comment about them both fucking me together (this morning before we were at her house)#and i said im not into that kinda thing#but the more i think about it the more i think i could be very down??#my life actually is starting to feel like a movie a little bit because this is the most insane situation for me(a famous hater of polyamory)#jk i don’t actually hate polyamory but i did explore it a bit when i was younger and i hated it /for me/#dykeposting#lesbian#lesbian blog#wlw#wlw blog#lesbian nsft#sapphic
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tee hee happy halloween
#carmen sandiego 2019#carmen sandiego netflix#carmen sandiego#player carmen sandiego#carmen sandiego fanart#playcarm#<- platonic#he pierced his ears for this btw#i like to image carmen hasnt actually watched/read sailor moon (evil. disgusting. shame on her)#but went along with the costume bc she's a real one#made my girlfriend do that two years ago#we were friends at the time#which I think is hilarious#bc this year we're player and carmen#while friends we dressed as a couple#now as a couple we're dressing as friends#tee hee#shut up suzie
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Jack can regenerate bc of bad wolf stuff, with hurt/comfort please?
YOU. i like you. anyway too few words, i suppose, to reach the comfort bit of the h/c, BUT. :) does horrible things to jack.
Jack thinks he knows what dying feels like, the dark and the cold shock of returning life like rising from icy water.
He hasn’t died yet. He’s only gone to the edge. It takes until 2007 for him to die, and for him to learn that it is like trying to swallow a sun, like losing all sense of himself and being shoved to his knees, reborn screaming.
The morgue is blessedly cold. He tips in the direction of Gwen’s voice, hears her say, “What the fuck, Jack?”
He opens his eyes to hanging strands of his own blonde hair.
#haha what if ur girlfriend made u immortal and also sike what if u had to look like her now.#how this works in my head is like. sure jack ‘dies’ but he doesn’t really. the bad wolf sweeps him up and grabs him before death can and#shoves him back into life. but at the end of torchwood s1 he does die. for real dies. but also <3 there’s back-ups for that. regeneration#time babyyyyy#ask#fanfiction#sunday prompts#jack harkness
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i think it’s really funny because buck made me realize i was bi but not in the “representation matters” way in the “okay i think i’ve officially found one too many men attractive” way. like i know comphet is real but i couldn’t write off how genuinely i would date this man if he was real. also usually the men i find attractive are like 40 i put on season 2 episode 1 and was like oh i’d kiss him. at that point he was not that much older than i am and even now he’s only like ten years older than me. so i was like i think i’m bi and my friends were just like glad you realized . yay
#op#i’m asexual so when i say i want to fuck him that is not real. but we could smooch. we could hold hands. we could spend our lives together#would he date me well probably not but that’s not the point#that reminds me i told my new therapist i’m asexual and ‘i guess biromantic’ and she told me that was cute bc she had never heard biromantic#and that honestly made me feel nice because the last time i told a therapist i’m asexual she told me i probably just thought that because#i grew up catholic. lol. like i openly have a girlfriend if i wanted to fuck i would
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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH
I will now be inactive for the entire month as me and my 50+ wi(ves)fe celebrate together with my various boyfriend(s) and husband(s) and girlfriend(s).
[User is married to fictional characters from various medias, disregard]
#pride month#lgbt pride#queer pride#pride#trans pride#gay pride#happy pride 🌈#lesbian pride#i really really want to kiss my real girlfriend BUT NOOOOO#SHE'S IN ANOTHER STATE#SO NOW WE BOTH HAVE TO SCREAM AT EACH OTHER IN ALL CAPS ABOUT HOW MUCH WE LOVE EACH ITHER#we also started dating because we were screaming at each other about our respective autism games#i have bg3#she has mass effect#we were made for each other#IM JUST UPSET THAT I CANT FUCKING SEE HER
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#some cute girlfriend ocs I made to warm up uwu/❤️#unquestionably rivals to lovers is my favorite ship trope for reals#where is the mean girl x goth chick epic romance story#second couple is basically nerd x sport/jock but WAHMEN#myart
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#vent post#my and my gfs friend passed away monday no more than an hour after we had dinner together#there was a really bad car accident and she died on impact. my gfs sisters boyfriend was also in the car and is intensive care#everyone who was here for the cookout (close friends and family)#have barely left my gfs sisters house#we have so many bills coming up and we’re both out a weeks pay plus we’ve been paying for food and gas to get people to and from the#hospital#and we’re almost three hours from home so i’ve had to take a trip down and come right back up just to grab us clothes and feed my cat#me and my girlfriend are the only couple that made it out of monday with each other and it just makes me feel.. idk how to even say#i’ve been cleaning and doing dishes and trying to help everyone. it makes me feel a bit better to do something and take some weight off the#girlfriend of the girl who passed and my gfs sister#we had just made so many plans with her friend#we were gonna go to pride together and go kayaking next month#it barely feels real that she’s gone and that the other passenger is in a coma#everyone’s stressed and i’m barely making sense#i’ve been sleeping on an oversized beanbag all week and just feeling grateful that i have my gf in my arms when i drift off for a few hours
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my real focus should be to study anatomy so I can draw really good erotic art then get people to pay me for commissions tbh
#to be honest I think this is an ideal career for me lightbulb MOMENT#i always think maybe i should draw me and my faves fucken but is that too personal and cringe. I think i could be passionate about this.#one of my biggest hurdles (in real life) is a lack of passion to live like I have no dream or motivation apart from maybe being gf#(being girlfriend) but see that only works as the dream if I find the best relationship EVERRR otherwise... nightmare#learned helplessness is a bitch I feel like I gave up on the potential of my future when I was like 14. never made a comeback.
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