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There are better ways to solve tensions than bickering

The scouts offer a great class on deescalation and problem solving, it's open to all ages, perhaps you'd like to take it

Citizens of Night Vale do you see how your so-called candidates are bickering?

Are those really the kind of "adults" you want running your town?

Vote Janice Palmer

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Citizens of Night Vale do you see how your so-called candidates are bickering?

Are those really the kind of "adults" you want running your town?

Vote Janice Palmer

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Aunt Gyke! I need to borrow my running mate from you, I got him a little bowtie to wear while we're campaigning

A vote for Janice Palmer is a vote for kids rights!

A vote for Janice Palmer is a vote for better education!

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A vote for Janice Palmer is a vote for kids rights!

A vote for Janice Palmer is a vote for better education!

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//some say Pammy is still trying to type the alphabet to this day

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Hi Janice, do you know where El is at? Please tell me you do...

I'm sorry, I don't. I've seen her a couple of times at the daycare across the street from the high school, y'know the one with a the venus flytrap in the front? But I'm not sure who's taking her there

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Just don't feed them any bread crumbs, have you looked up proper goose care?

Thoughts on geese?

They honk and yell and can be trained for evil, why?

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Thoughts on geese?

They honk and yell and can be trained for evil, why?

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Leaf?????,,,???? As a treat??

Eat the leaf! Lest the leaf eat you!

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Eat leaf

Cronch

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little. Barry! Breakfast is ready! Ooming! Hang on a second. Hello? - Barry? - Adam? - Oan you believe this is happening? - I can't. I'll pick you up.

Buzz buzz?

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Rats again

*drowns in a pile of rats*

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Rats

…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ…ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ

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Rats again

Please no, I have a family at home!

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2, 6, 10

Do you think you do your muse justice?

//I hope so! We haven't seen much of her, so I'm hoping that I'm at least accurate to the bit we do see

Is your muse canon-divergent? How? Why? 

//I think the plotlines I've done have been, but not really the character herself

Are there any crossovers you’d be especially interested in writing?

//no specifics, although I would love to do some crossovers, I think they'd be really interesting!!

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Portrayal Meme for the Muns

Do you like how you portray your muse? 

Do you think you do your muse justice?

Do you portray your muse differently to the general fandom?

What aspects of your muse do you most want to explore?

Are you looking to write any particular relationships with your muse?

Is your muse canon-divergent? How? Why? 

Is there a controversy or fandom disagreement revolving around your muse that has changed how you portray them?

Do you use narrative text differently between muses, or does your writing stay the same style for everybody?

What thread types (e.g. angst, fluff) do you think portrays your character at their most genuine?

Are there any crossovers you’d be especially interested in writing?

Do you write drabbles/headcanons for your character? Do you discuss them OOC, away from Tumblr?

Do you think your muse would act differently if they had interacted with different characters in the past? 

Do you have any plans for the future of your muse? Would you like to see them grow a certain way?

Do you wish you had a better grasp on a certain aspect of your muse? 

If you could start your blog again with a clean slate, what would you do differently with your muse? Would you change any of their base principles?

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Do you have a child?

Do you need someone to watch that child as you deal with the crushing weight of life and your own mortality?

Girl Scout Troop [REDACTED] is here to help!

Just send us the child's information and one of our lovely scouts will babysit them at the low low cost of the feeling in the pit of your stomach that separates us from the animals, or $15/hour