#this is probably his fault somehow
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Do yall remember when that video of Trump saying you need to just grab women by the pussy was a big deal about him around the election. Yknow. Admitting he doesnt see women as people. And little child me was like Wow. That is an absolutely insane thing to say. Good thing we know that now so people wont vote for him! Do you remember that. Do you rememb
#us politics#donald trump#election 2024#and that was BEFORE THE FELONIES#i cannot do this anymore i swear to fuck#how does everything keep getting so much Worse#literally nothing has changed#fuck ronald reagan#this is probably his fault somehow
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So the thing about Gabe to me is that he doesn’t quite fit in the categorically of Angel Who Is Eventually Humanized the way that Castiel or Anna do. He is more down to earth than the other angels but specifically in the way that GODS are, not humans. Like, even if he's not literally Loki, Gabriel is functionally an earthen deity for the millenia he spent dicking around and killing people. Other gods are literally the crowd he runs in, and he's an asshole because gods are assholes (and he specifically decided to be one of the more extreme asshole gods). Even though his sensibilities can be very human-like, even if he generally likes humans and wants them to stick around, there was always some level of divinity to his cruelty. So even if he did ultimately choose humanity I feel like putting him in with the angels who actually know what it's like to be human misses this part of his character.
#arguing with no one i simply felt inspired to type up my thoughts on this#like. this guy didnt even know any humans before the winchesters and he tortured them before they got on remotely friendly terms#this is why s13 fucks him up because he loses that divinity when he's tortured and excised from the pagan community by loki#so its only angelic divinity that he has to hold onto but even he has to face up to the fact that the angel route is a lost cause for him#(not that it definitely wouldnt have worked out but thats just where he is emotionally and it Probably would have gone wrong somehow)#not that that wouldve been gabe's fault heaven is just fucked to the core#gabriel learning to be human is an arc that he never had and im sad about that bc i think it wouldve been an interesting one#which is the reason im a fic where he loses his grace at the end of s13 instead of jack#supernatural#gabriel spn
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It wasn’t unusual for young Reyner to be found lounging against his friend, Grizzly, after a long day of hunting and swimming in the nearby springs.
#my art#fanart#digital art#fan art#illustration#digital illustration#art#artists on tumblr#the golden rose#the golden rose Mc#reyner#tgr#I need to see grizz again somehow please Ana I’m begging#on my hands and knees#yeah reyner would probably disappear for hours and worry his poor mom#I’m so sorry mama#every single gray hair is Reyner’s fault#anathemafiction
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i like the car movies a lot.......
#cars#pixar cars#lightning mcqueen#sally carrera#my art#art#drawing#fanart#sketch#these r SOOOOOOOO messy dont worry abt jt#i love sally n mcqueen so muhcnman#sally the love of my LIFEEEE#also his pyjamas in the court sketch r. bc i asked my pals what we think he was wearing when he got separated from mack. bc its SO funny to#imagine him in his pjs in court trying to seduce sally#like realisitclally hes probably not. they peobably gave him a change of clothes he did in fact make a mess#but man.....the idea of him stood there in his own branded pjs . .....it enamours me#temporary wheelchair user mcqueen after his crash is reel to me <3#he doesnt even need it for that long but by god he decks it out#note that they have rings on in the cars 3 ones...theyre married...#the second one is all sally when she arrived at radiator sprrriiings i rhink of her too much#ft flo & sheriff#ur sheriff. ur watching the road leading into town (even the towns basically dead anyway noones fucking coming in so ur legit just sat ther#eating lunch and thinking abt ur husband). a blue porsche rolls in and ur like huh. a visitor. thats new. the porsche suddenly just gives#out in the middle of the road and ur like. oh shit lemme call mater. before u get the chance to do that u r cut off by the LONGEST BEEP#IN HISTORY as sally carrera#burnt out from lawyering#slams her head on the wheel and yells FUCKKKKKKKKKK. this is MY canon now.#sheriff watching a stressed 20 smth in a business suit repeatedly knock her head against her steering wheel while muttering about#how this Has to be her annoying bosses fault somehow#wondering if he should offer her some help or just let her get it out of her system
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that's what this thing is?
the macguffin from DA2 is a macguffin in Veilguard???
first: insane implications for how much backwards compatible fuckery Solas and his evanuris inflicted upon previous games.
second: insane that the plot of da2 is now '''The Gang Stumbles on the Actual Lyrium Dagger that Created the Veil. You Won't Believe What Happened Next!''
#the Varric/Solas shipper nation keeps winning tbh#you meet a guy who challenges your worldviews and you his#you share a custody of a child#your situationship is divorced without ever getting anywhere (as is Varric Tethras's whole brand)#you spend more years hunting him that you spend living with your other situationship in unresolved-sexual-tension-matrymony (hawke)#and then you also find out that the biggest failure of your life is somehow his fault by proxy?#there are like 50 people out of 20000 who ship it probably. but i can see why they do#tag: first playthrough doesn't count :3#veilguard spoilers#solas and varric's ''gameplay reveal'' divorce#vg: dragon age 2
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ik aemon primarily raising mance exists SOLELY as my own headcanon but the idea of aemon saying kill the boy let the man be born to egg and then mance and then jon is making me cuckoo bananas in ways i did not think possible.
#do u guys ever. think about aemon dooming everyone with gender#aemoooonnnnnnnn.......... aemonnnnnnnnnnnnnnn#was reminded that kill the boy let the man be born did summerhall. Pacing up and down the halls#AND HE PROBABLY. ALSO TOLD THIS TO RHAEGAR. NO?#aemon is sweet sullen boy to me. Aemon what happened to make uou responsible for all of this. Hes so normal?#he didnt even Get Gendered similarly bc he got sent to the citadel he just seemed normal idk i need to study him like a bug#oh aemon :(#he got the ned special of Realizing things too late i guess#aemon the pivotal key to the targ cycle. need to figure him out#***obviously not that summerhall or rhaegar were actually for real his fault somehow they’re not i just think#it’s wild he was so pivotal to egg’s development and then jon’s#and also was known to converse a lot with rhaegar and was at the wall for mance’s childhood etc etc#and then he got to tell sam it was ok to be trans in the end. So at least theres that
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no ones ever gonna understand how much i love daigo doin this stupid shit after dissolving the tojo
#snap chats#is this a gaiden spoiler. its been like five months catch up you nerds#ANYWAYYYYY NOO I LOVE HIM ....... this whole bit is like four seconds long but i love it so much#i just reminded myself i should probably make gaiden/y8 videos for daigo.. i'll make it a JP/ENG comp or somethn.. one day#not soon tho like its barely anything since he's not in those games Long At All but still. im lazy 💀#excuse me while i gush about daigo for twenty minutes now because hehee HE'S SO CUTE I CAN'T GET OVER IT#this is literally the middle aged equivalent of going yippee like YOU CAN TELL HE'S SO RELIEVED IT'S SO CUTE#got the energy of a student with crippling anxiety after they somehow get through giving a presentation without throwing up#AND his lil smile ......... thank you gaiden you made me wanna eat drywall with daigo's sad puppy dog eyes about kiryu#and then immediately made up for it a minute later#sorry i keep scrolling up to look at him and i love him so much. what if i threw up#i dont like using babygirl lightly but this is actually the most Babygirl frame of him ever ive decided#thats my boy .... i love my boy so much ..... he's so cute ... come so far in life congratulations king ..... ily ...#him lookin up at the sky for a minute just to breathe i know he thankin god for the fact he somehow isnt dead yet#im gonna ignore the fact all of this was for naught so i dont bash my head against a wall anyway stan daigo#im gonna be sick i love him so much#if i redraw this later shut up. i love him...#this is why i try not to look at cutscenes anymore cause when i do i feel my brain being put in a microwave and start to melt#its not my fault i love my guys so much .... ok bye i have work to do ....#and then when i finish that work i can go back to loving my guys YAAAAAY !!!!!!!
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You're welcome, sweetie. I saw you working (i guess) and I didn't want to bother you (I can't concentrate knowing that you're only wearing a sheet Christ God)
And err... I left my phone number in one of the bags, you know... in case you need m-... in case you need to bring you more groceries, yes.
Get better soon! 💋
At least someone brought me food while John was replacing me eating food with someone else while I was suffering all on my own abandoned. How dare this Steven seduce him and steal him away from me this vulture snake, carrion eater. So this is a rare occurrence, I don't say this often, but thank you. Just take this that my brain is already influenced by it all. And the sheet is a necessity my temperature has been increasing since hours and I won't put my suits through that abuse of disease ridden body fluids. Easier to wash and handle as well, and I started freezing inbetween so I can wrap myself in a blanket interchangeably. I have to try to work as much as I can before I am completely incapacitated, it feels as if it's getting worse every hour.
#tiping at the laptop starts to feel exhausting#if i start making more mistakes know its because im bed bound and on my phone and getting worse#roleplay#rp#sherlock roleplay#sherlock rp#tw covid#sherlock covid crossover#this is all stevens fault i bet#he probably poisoned and infected me somehow to get john to himself#god damn steven#i will get my revenge steven#i know it i deduce its all his fault i will show him whose John is#i feel so tired but at the same time i cant sleep
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Yeah this is about right (as always my thoughts are in the tags so there's actually kei content there lmao)
#Hester I adore you they could never make me hate you. Seriously the first chapter in 6 (bad candy) is like my favourite opener#Kei they could NEVER EVER make me hate you. did nothing wrong ever. rhian when I CATCH you#its so funny how my two favourite characters just like. hate each other. like japeth literally kills him#sad cause they're so SIMILAR. theyre both victims of Dog Metaphor its so sad that kei does Not like japeth in the slightest#personally if they had a good long discussion about their emotions at like 3am they could've probably stopped TCY from happening#but alas. Aric. somehow its all his fault again. why do I have an aricposting tag but not a keiposting one.#Hester easily has the best overall characterisation arc I love love love the way soman writes her#I remember when I read 6 for the first time#before japeth insanity happened#I used to anticipate her chapters over like everyone else's. Hester the 1 lesbian in the series you are deeply loved#I could write whole essays about japeth and kei's characterisation it is so sad that soman forgets kei exists#like he's meant to be rhian's eagle. that's his job. that's what he's spent a Long Time anticipating becoming#but rhian refuses to acknowledge it. instead he calls Japeth his eagle in book 4's ending#He eventually falls in love with Sophie#he only ever cares about the crown#how he GETS to the crown#and bringing his mother back. he lies more than japeth#and never once does he get to be the eagle. There's only three spaces - lion/eagle/snake - and he doesn't get to be any of them#dont even get me started on how he dies. surrounded by white swans. being purely good#god rhian II try not to fuck EVERYTHING over challenge. and also Aric. its all arics fault as well#keiposting#japethposting#actually not really jposting. didn't do it that much#sge#tsfgae#school for good and evil#the school for good and evil#sfgae#the school of good and evil#as much as I adore Hester I dont think I will talk about her much in detail ever so no hesterposting yet
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I think I have unpopular Sandman takes bc I'm usually on his side
#like I would also not promise not to take revenge like maybe you shouldn't do things...to make him take revenge and just accept the possible#consequences#but uh I also assume he wouldn't have done much to the kid#and I'm not on the pregnant lady's side#Like obviously as a human Empathy for your loss#But letting the universe start falling to pieces and acting like you're somehow OWED a child with your dead husband#not to mention owed your dead husband#is so incredibly selfish#not to mention compounding the issue by apparently trying so hard to avoid the consequences of your action that you#a) refuse to accept your kid is like never gonna be a human and it's entirely your fault#b) try and fuck with the fabric of the universe AGAIN#like the consequence of her kid being taken from her probably way earlier than he would have to become Dream#That's like Minimum punishment imo#Being a parent is I'm sure a horrifying and painful thing to deal with a lot as is losing your husbandf#but I'm not going so far to valorize someone's individual pain that they don't have any responsibility for their stupid fucking actions#sorry it hurts and sucks but uh the universe doesn't owe you SHit#and I'm only for robbing it if you're like#eating the rich or fighting god not fucking over everyone else who you don't care about because you're a jerk#cmo's log#he's totally wrong for not forgiving his ex tho. WACK get over yourself you big fucking baby#get wreckt
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i won't lie Mualani's playstyle is VERY fun i'm being tempted to pull for her,,,
#not brainrot#genshin talk#must... resist... urge to pull...#need... to save... for capitano...#i think it's mostly the movement i loooooove new movement#she has a surfboard!!! and it's a shark!!! and her tattoos glow!!!#aaAARGH I CANNOT PULL I MUSTN'T#explored some of natlan today and so far i love it!!! it's very colorful and sunny!#will probably do the archon quest tomorrow#i do need to have words with whoever decided that killing the saurians is a must.#also i FINALLY got tighnari home he's been evading my lost 50/50s ever since he released#little fox guy pats his head#now if only they somehow include more foul legacy content.... then i'll be happy...#oh and for anyone who has read this far and cares about this type of thing#i did finally muster up the courage to say hi to the mothfans discord server again!!#i know it's pretty dead and that's my fault but i still hope that people can occasionally have fun in there#i'm not good with a lot of people they make me nervous#but i love all of you so so much never forget that <3#anyways i might be in pain tomorrow so if i am REMEMBER MEEEEEEE#good evening :)
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sometimes i think about how maya would probably hate how cagey mia would get around her, or how little she got to see of her sister, and how she's always wanted to be closer to her but she knew the moment mia went to law school and essentially removed herself from the fey clan that from thereon they'd always be in two different worlds.
then she meets phoenix, who loves and cares for her unconditionally like how something like an older sibling would, kinda like the love she's yearned from mia all along. she's incredibly high off of the feeling of finally feeling like someone's equal because phoenix treats her exactly like one. she knows she has a place beside him in court, and that she truly does belong there with him. sometimes i think that phoenix was maya's first taste of true proper friendship, since she couldn't get any of that at all with her sheltered life in kurain. her only friends her whole life was her older sister and her younger cousin.
it's just ... nice to be disconnected from a family that's only ever isolated and hurt her for so long by nick's side, and she relishes in the escapism of it all. but of course, it never really lasts too long.
when phoenix gets disbarred, she gets insane deja vu like when mia started going to law school. he becomes even cagier, he never even contacts her that much anymore, and it might just drive her mad again. she knows she's his equal, they've went through several life and death situations together. but when she sees him again he feels like a husk of the man he once was. she can never stop loving him, not when he's unconditionally loved her all these years, but it hurts all the same again. like mentor, like student.
#maya fey#phoenix wright#mia fey#PLATONIC PHOENIX & MAYA NOTHING HERE IS ROMANTIC BETWEEN THEM#do you ever think of the fact that maya probably thinks of how alike phoenix and mia are and how little#she is like her sister? like thats her sister. her blood and flesh. but somehow#phoenix feels more like family to her when theyre so alike in some ways#the complicated ways of loving family who hurt you#shes never leaving that cycle of her family constantly hurting her#not like it was either mia and phoenixs fault by the way im just saying. it is still a flaw to be cagey#no one knew about mias plan against redd white#and phoenix himself never actually talks about his background. at all#she just wants to be equal with everyone#i love you maya fey#dont worry it gets better
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i've realized that godheim lars' route is actually just the cael and clarence show
#rambles by aya#lovebrush chronicles#for all time#i love modern lars and i think i'll probably like eden lars too#but despite the premise of you being his bride and falling in love...#i am still somehow more invested in you either running away with cael or hooking up with clarence#ugh why did they make clarence so pretty...#also the fault lies in lars for looking so goofy with that outfit#i get what he's going for but sir i cannot take you seriously when you look like that#at least ayn has his inquisitor fit
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God. I’ve reblogged so many posts to tag them with Sanji and Aether
#eclipsed.txt#it’s not my fault they scratch the same itches in my brain#though ngl sanji is somehow more effective at it#probably because aether restricts their desires so much that I can’t see her do anything. ever#while Sanji at least is encouraged to express his feelings#LOL!#oc tag
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it was never my life to live and he didn’t fall for the real me… he fell for an accessory and thought he could just change the label while things stayed the same
#sorry y’all I’m probably gonna be venting about this the next few weeks#still getting over the sudden ending of this SR and I’m working my way through it#wait why am I apologizing it’s my blog 😭#mine#SB chronicles#it will probably irk me for a while that he thinks I’m at fault for the way things ended when it was entirely him#and he will probably think of me as sensitive and petty and a hoe that was just after his money and he’ll be all the more bitter#towards women after this and I feel bad for whoever he picks up after me#he’s just on a cycle of rebounds…. not healthy at all#his punishment is who he is and no woman in her healed mind is going to stay with him once she realizes who he is#he will end up alone sooner or later#or keep running through women bc he eventually takes his facade off#maybe white women can handle all that emotional abuse but not me baby#I like my men respectful sweet patient and kind and good at communication#I still can’t believe I was going to date him for real and before I could get those words out#he immediately showed me why I would have regretted that decision#I somehow dodged a bullet but still experiencing pain and feeling like I was owed more good times with him#I just wanted a few more months of all the good…..#but there were a lot of things that irritated the shit out of me and I’m forgetting to remember those things#I’m romanticizing our time together#I mean it was wonderful while it was good but I hated hearing and smelling his fucking gross f*rts#that is definitely something I will never get used to tolerating from a man#or how easily distracted he was or how he didn’t like to sit inside of moments like I do#how he often gave me the illusion of choice but then we ended up doing whatever he wanted#I definitely would think ‘oh I can’t wait to never deal with _____ again’ and now I don’t have to 🤷🏾♀️#I just miss the affection attention and sex and how I felt disconnected from my sad reality when I was in his world#I just liked his world#it was rich and quiet and high quality and carefree
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Let him call, because again, Agasa was the one who set up this secret, he should be the one defending it. Again, the parent shows up out of the blue here, but I kinda wish they didn't. Because Shinichi's the protagonist, he has to deal with everything in the end, but I want Agasa to be confronted. Have him make up more lies. Bring in the parents slower, have them contact Kogoro to arrange for Conan to stay long term and work out payment. Ran asks about the parents and Kogoro is like 'oh it's fine, they're covering his stay', and Conan's going '...? ???????'. Agasa denies having anything to do with it on Yuusaku's orders. Conan frets about it for a while and they actually see how he'd react to potential unknown danger. And then spring the 'kidnap him' trap to fully show him what could possibly happen.
But I guess just 'kidnap him and potentially give him a heart attack to prove that death is a real possibility' without any setup or warning is fine, too, sure.
#ch 49#vol 5#I actually don't mind the kidnapping as much as many other people#But now I've made a more fleshed out scenario in my head that I'm sad isn't how this goes#But mostly I just want more acknowledgement that Shinichi never set up any of the identity drama#Agasa made up the story; he's the one who put secrecy in Shinichi's mind; and if there's any poking at the story; Agasa should be defending#Instead he just sits at home not having to deal with anything except occasional vents from Shinichi#And I guess fiddle with gadgets that might help#But really he was just 'oh you shrunk; well that sucks but no you're not staying with me; go with Ran'#Like; I know he justifies it with Ran's dad running an actual detective agency and thus can potentially get criminal info#But lbr; both of them knew that Kogoro wasn't going to get anything useful from where he was at the time#And even if he told Shinichi to increase Kogoro's reputation; there wasn't any planning on how to make that happen#Which almost got Shinichi killed /immediately/ after getting shoved onto Ran#Agasa doesn't even know about that near-death experience; and it would 100% be his fault tbh#Many times Shinichi was going to die would be because of Agasa insisting on secrecy and giving Shinichi the responsibility-#Wait; no; hold on; he might have not actually been trying to help Shinichi hunt for the org#He might have just shoved him into a place he was relatively certain would be safe#And told Shinichi he could just make Kogoro famous if he wanted to put the detective in a position to get info#/But he wasn't actually supposed to be able to do it - Shinichi wasn't supposed to succeed at doing that/#He was sent into hiding with a former cop; Agasa probably didn't realize he'd actually be in the fringes of BO activity#Or that Shinichi is just /that/ reckless when it came to crime solving#It was supposed to be a placebo while he and probably the parents tried to think about what to do#But Shinichi not only gets very close brushes with death on a regular basis#He can't even keep up the kid act with Ran and needs help#Agasa took his eyes off the teen child for two seconds and found that he started a bonfire of danger somehow#(Look at that; yes; I /can/ think myself in many circles to make almost anything justified)
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