#this is oddly specific i know

[breezyluna]

Big big fan of the idea that ii nickel learns about the term "womp womp" and refuses to stop saying it as a response to things for like 3 days

[sunlight-shunlight]

it does still make me wonder how the bioware writers managed to throw in "anders was in solitary confinement for a year" as like an offhand line, rather than something that should shape his entire character and that other people would react to. and then frame solas being put in a similar state at the end of vg as... uhhh... optimistic and plausibly sustainable...

like the ENTIRE veil hinges on this one guy not getting depression too badly after [indefinite number of years] in forced isolation? and no one thinks this is both really precarious on an objective level, and a morally fucked up thing to do to begin with?

weird ass game. unsettling implications. i don't usually like to assume anyone's political views from their work in that way, but do the writers think people in solitary confinement are just chilling? especially in the sort of medieval dungeon type of thing anders would've been in/whatever torment nexus solas is supposed to be in?

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

no one on hermitcraft is human (and they all know this)- except for mumbo. He also has no idea anyone else is not human. For the funnies, no one believes him when he says he's human, and keep trying to figure out (in their own ways) what he is.

Impulse keeps trying to subtlety tell mumbo he has nothing to hide and can tell the hermits anything (this confuses mumbo quite a bit)

Grian says he believes mumbo, but really his diamonds are on either vampire or some sort of shadow monster in the betting pool

Doc and etho are running a betting pool

Zed has bdubs skizz and tango and himself working to keep a constant monitor on mumbo just in case he does something suspicious , this includes using cameras, spyglasses, various small holes to peek through and watch him, grian, ect.

Xisuma knows mumbo is human, obviously, but is participating in the betting pool anyway solely because he knows the hermits know that he knows, and him participating will encourage the rumors (not that he would encourage that type of thing, no, never)

Gem keeps asking mumbo random questions to try and get him to reveal something, which of course he doesn't, but she is convinced his answers must mean something, and keeps coming up with increasingly random theories about what he could be

The only person gem has managed to successfully convince of these theories is pearl, who has taken to dropping in on mumbo at random times to try to "catch him in the act"- the act of what even pearl herself doesn't know

Cub is having a field day making horns out of confused mumbo noises and various other "I'm just a human!"'s

Scar is the accomplice- the accomplice to what, nobody knows, but he was definitely the accomplice to something, possibly everything

And finally- mumbo is just as oblivious as ever, he has no idea most of this is going on (except for things asked to him directly) and thinks there must be something in the water making everyone a bit crazy, possibly the chemicals he's been pouring into it, that he has somehow been exempt from.

As an extra, autocorrect has tried to correct watch to watchers multiple times (I'm rather proud of it) doesn't know how to spell as accomplice (to be fair, I didn't either, had to look it up on Google) and seems to think xisuma should be insulation, despite auto filling xisuma- very interesting choice auto correct.

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[catragemiau]

Day 2: Kim took the body to Processing early in the morning and you're done with all side tasks and talked to everyone you could while waiting for his return

[cult-of-dollbabies]

Fuck it. Rosebud doodle 🌹

[only-knives]

wanted to go on a walk cuz its a beautiful day out and started getting sad that i didnt have the energy to. but i just spent an hour sitting on the porch, stimming while listening to music, just basking in the sun and breeze.

i feel so much better. 10/10 recommend simply sitting/standing outside if you're tired of being indoors but dont have the energy to go anywhere. even if that just means going outside for a few seconds or minutes to get some fresh air and sunshine.

who cares if someone sees you idk cloud watching or lipsyncing to your favorite song or pacing back and forth in thought. you are a living being on planet earth. this is your home just as much as anyone else's.

embrace yourself as the animal with sentience that you are. and accommodate your disabilities in whatever way you can. you don't have to earn that. you're alive. that's all you have to be.

[nowimjustastranger]

do many fords fail the ‘prioritise stan when there’s danger’ test?? what does stcmo!ford do if they do? (like where do the stans go bc i’d imagine the majority of them would probably want to stay with their ford even if it wouldn’t end well for them)

Not very many fail, no.

But the ones that do fail have their brother whisked away via teleportation. Ford will keep Stan in his care for a few days, making sure to coddle Stan and make sure he's healthy. Ford will also introduce himself to Stan without the helmet on, of course, since that stops a vast majority of the Stans from dipping out at the first opportunity.

Ford will then proceed to teach his counterpart a lesson starting with some article of clothing from Stan after Ford gets him a new outfit (as well as some extra outfits). Ford dirties them with some cloned Stan blood and leave them in the Ford's shack/college dorm/etc and proceed to lurk to see what the Ford's reaction is.

Not a single Ford has held their shit together and most break by the third article of clothing, trashing the area around them and sobbing as they realize what they have done in not choosing Stan. Once the Ford realizes what they did wrong and is thoroughly regretful, Ford 419"3 will leave a note offering a trade.

Destroy whatever it was that they chose over Stan at a location of 419"3 Ford's choosing and they can have their brother back.

Ford 419"3 will erase Stan's memories of his face but keep the interactions, the Stans just won't be able to remember what he looks like but they'll know that they weren't in danger. This is important because Ford doesn't want the Stan traumatized by the experience.

And, when the Ford gets to the location and destroys the item, Ford 419"3 will have them wait out of sight until the Ford cracks, begging for his brother back and apologizing for not realizing how important Stan was to him sooner. Usually the Stan is frozen in place as his brother cries, so Ford 419"3 will give him a little nudge so he goes to comfort his brother.

Ford 419"3 lingers to make sure the Ford is reacting accordingly before he will leave them to their reconciliation.

[moodyvoid]

Bisexuals who stan the League of Villains and love My Chemical Romance unite

[hplonesomeart]

HEYYY GUYS quickly hopping back on here, messily taping/supergluing my art onto the blog, and then promptly skedaddling right afterwards because OH BOY I need to focus this week and lock into my animation MAP part. The time crunch has gotten real!! AUUUUU!! But I had to get this image out of my system before anything else so here ya go enjoy some solitary confinement Puzzle appreciation. I’m sorry that it’s rushed!! Maybe once I finish this MAP I’ll return and make it less janky (specifically for the animated gif here because OOF that looks rough buddy. But it’s the best I can afford to do without getting totally side tracked on my goals. It looks real lazy and is low-key triggering me but I’m letting it slide—sir is mocking my perfectionism right now. Gotta focus all that energy onto the MAP instead).

Yea okay that’s all folks byeeee

Okayyyy so apparently not only is the animated gif janky in motion but also kinda broken?? It’s supposed to loop but that’s not working on Tumblr so guess the entire thing needs to be redone when I have spare time :P

I’ve decided to include a compressed version so you can at LEAST see what I was trying to achieve jksjsksp help this is a mess right now

[shenzaibird-art]

Commission for @chocodile!

[oddly-specific-hermit-headcanons]

When Grian has to do a count off for anything, he still does it in French ("un deux trois"), an old habit picked up from Salted and Boule during the CraftedMovie days. He refuses to explain to anyone why he does this cuz he doesn't want them to go looking for the old skits he was in (he swore a lot back then)

Is this thing on. Does literally anyone know what I'm referencing? I'm so nostalgic about this channel but no one ever knows what I'm talking about 💔

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[luckysnorkel]

spottedleefs i doodled instead of working on art fight attacks <3

[xinyuehui]

´‵﹢ Make friends sincerely without holding back. ◂◂

I'm part of your gang,

࣪ every move of yours is monitored by me, yeah ！！✧

Lyrics from ♩ 渣泥ZANI〈間諜小狗 / Spy Dog〉૮˶• ﻌ •˶ა

[leifyposting]

if i said the teenage jean-diluc-kaeya-lisa quartet parallels the teenage frederica-varka-crepus-eroch quartet would y'all hear me out

[maeventide]

The villagers in Fields of Mistria have so much personality and lots to say! For instance, they each have interesting comments about the donations you make to the museum and will also comment on festivals and events. However, I do wish that they had some more unique comments during extreme weather like thunderstorms (maybe we will get typhoons and blizzards in future updates?). I'd love the villagers and LIs in Fields of Mistria to have unique reactions whenever they see the farmer out in bad weather.

It would be so funny to see LIs like March and Juniper scold the farmer for being out in the storm (while begrudgingly offering them shelter), or Hayden and Celine shocked to see the farmer outside during a borderline hurricane and telling them to come in so they can fix them up something warm. Balor is used to traveling through bad weather, so he'd be less worried but offer the farmer one of his trusty cloaks to help keep them dry.

[lucaswarmhotchocolate]

Love transfem katelyn who has always been just so fucking short and it always gave her a lot of euphoria, and she always imagined herself ending up with someone taller than her… then she falls in love with possibly the only man on the planet who is shorter than her