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Sites for my fellow writers
https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/#sidepanel — help yourself and hit the search button. Then, you'll have a thousand of name lists from diverse origins
drive.google.com — to backup your books in case of some device failing or something like that
https://www.fantasynamegenerators.com — not only an name generator, but an object, disease, species and and much more!
https://rollforfantasy.com — has campaign guides for the RPG fans and a lot of descriptive guides for writers
http://www.users.totalise.co.uk/~leiafee/ramblings/realistic_injuries.htm — literally a guide for writing realistic injuries
https://crimefictionbook.com/2016/04/21/ — cool and informational stuff about... well... see it for yourself
https://howtodothewritething.com/secrets-psychological-suspense-thriller/ — guides for writing an specific genre
Hope this helps you! Good luck!
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just wanted to share how gorgeous i think Angel is
#he’s also so cunty#like look at him#the PRETTIEST i swear#he rocks anything it’s illegal#i think angel’s neat y’know#my original demon boyyyy#loved him during the pilot and addict era and i utterly adore him in the actual show#he’s come so far🥹#hazbin hotel#angel dust#hazbin hotel angel dust
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“She won't ever get enough once she gets a little touch”
Tim Wright x Bimbo! Reader
Tim starts becoming infatuated with someone he was supposed to be stalking. After weeks of being around you, he decides he can't take it anymore.
cw : bimbo! fem reader, fingering, cunnilingus, dom Tim, dumbification
wc : 2.8k
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a / n : requests are open !!
Tim couldn’t take it, he couldn’t hold back anymore. What started off as a mission to get information out of you was starting to turn into an infatuation with you. And it wasn’t his fault, it was yours. You were the one who just had to wear the tiniest skirts he had ever seen out in public or wearing the tight crop tops that you often forgot to wear a bra with. Or the heels you could hardly walk in, causing you to stumble out in public and show your ass off to him.
He never planned on getting caught stalking you, he just wanted to be a silent watcher from your window as you played with yourself late at night or when you changed right in front of the window with the curtains wide open. But one night, he followed you too closely from work and he was sure his cover was blown. He figured as soon as you saw him, you would scream and tell him to fuck off. But it never came. Instead, you talked to him like he was a normal person and not someone who has been jerking off to the sight of you outside your window for the past few weeks. You were so dumb and naive when it came to your surroundings, you made everything so easy for him. All it took to get your number was lying about being a neighbor, and you were instantly giving him it. When you bent over to type your number in his phone, your tits almost spilled out your shirt. That’s when Tim knew he had to befriend you so he could get closer to making you his.
Playing your fake friend wasn’t a hard task, you mostly just called him or asked him to come over to your house, a house he already knew the entire floor plan from stalking you at night. You always wore the skimpiest clothes around him, short dresses that you never seemed to close your legs in, giving him a clear view of the tiny thong you were wearing. You often got your white shirts wet, showing off the lace bra underneath clearly. After you “befriended” him, it only gave him more chances to see you in sexual ways without you realizing it. You often would bend over in front of him, showing off your pink panties with no shame or realization.
However, as Tim played along as your neighbor/friend, he also saw just how naive and oblivious you were. You would tell him stories about your day and tell him the inappropriate things said to you, asking him to explain what it meant since you didn’t understand it. The idea of another man taking advantage of your intelligence and naivety to get a quick flash made him angry enough to want to track down the person and kill them for that alone. He hardly killed outside of required missions but anybody who disrespected you or got to get the same peeks that he got were the only exceptions.
The moment that made Tim finally lose it was when he was watching you walk home from the store. This was a normal occurrence that happened as he promised to himself that he would make sure you got home safely every day. You were walking through a crowded area when someone smacked your ass, running away laughing as you stood there confused and looking around for the assaulter. You gave up after a few seconds and continued walking home. He had already tracked the person down and gave them the deserved slow death, but he also needed to come over to put an end to this chase. He needed to make you his so you could have someone protect you in the public so nothing like this would happen again.
It was late in the afternoon when three loud knocks came from your door. You were wearing your usual short skirt and crop top as you opened the door, revealing a pissed off Tim wearing his usual flannel and jeans. Before you could open your mouth to greet him, he burst through your door as soon as you answered, pushing past you and storming into your living room.
“What’s wrong Tim?” You asked, head tilted and lips open slightly. Tim almost didn’t hear your question as he was focused on your lips, thinking how hot they would look wrapped around his cock as your mascara ran down your face.
He hissed, “You.” You bite the inside of your cheek, your head tilting to the side even more. “You’re the fucking problem, you’re such a tease to me.”
You stared at him blanking, not quite understanding what he meant. “Are you upset with me?” You asked, your arms coming together which caused your tits to be pushed together. You were going to be the death of him if you kept acting this way. He brought his fist up to his mouth, giving you a quick nod. Your lips formed into a cute pout. “What can I do to make you feel better?”
The question was almost too easy, it felt like a set up. He stared at you for a second to see if you were being serious or not before he responded. “I think the only way to make this up to me is to let me do something.”
You quickly nodded your head up and down, eyes wide open and full of hope. “Okay! I just don’t want to lose you as a friend, Tim.” God you were so fucking cute and so eager to please, it was a sight that could make him cum on the spot.
“Good girl, if you do what I say I’ll forgive you.” You really didn’t want to lose him as a friend, so you believed him. He had never given you a reason to doubt him before. You nodded in response as he approached you, his hand coming up to cup and caress your cheek. You leaned into the touch, eyes closed as you let out a sigh of content. It was endearing to see how much you trusted him, even after all the disgusting fantasies he thought of while he spied on you in your own house.
He started to lean towards you, his eyes locked on your lips that shone with lip gloss. As soon as your lips met he started kissing you desperately, your soft moans filling his mouth as his hand found its way to the back of your head, tangling itself into your hair. He tilted your head back to get a deeper kiss, you moaned as he tugged on your hair. You pushed your body into his, your chest pressed against his as your lips moved in sync with each other. His other hand rested on the small of your back, pressing you closer into him. This was the closest he had gotten to you before, and your smell was intoxicating to him. He pulled away from your mouth, a string of spit connecting your lips together for a split second. Your face was starting to heat up and your lip gloss was already smeared off your lips.
His hand traveled from your lower back to the front of your stomach, fingers slowly creeping under your crop top as he kissed along your neck. You moaned out softly as his hand groped your tit, he was never more thankful that you weren’t wearing a bra today. His fingers traced around your nipple before placing his thumb and pointer finger around it, slightly pinching as he felt it harden underneath his touch. You let out soft moans as you continued to push your body against his, desperate to get as close as possible to his touch. Your body was responding to his touches before your mind could, instinctively addicted to his touch as you felt heat start to pool within your stomach. While continuing to pinch your nipple, his mouth stopped near the bottom of your neck as he switched from kissing to softly sucking with enough pressure to leave a mark. He wanted everyone to see the mark and know you belonged to someone, specifically him. You let out soft whimpers as he nipped at the skin, moaning out his name quietly under your breath as you rubbed your legs together, desperate to get any type of friction between your legs.
Tim waited forever to hear you moan out his name, and he was starting to grow impatient as his jeans started to tighten up. He pulled away from your neck, his mouth detaching with a ‘pop’ sound before he turned you around, your back facing him. He guided you to bend over onto the kitchen counter, a hand placed firmly between your shoulder blades to keep you planted against the cold countertop. His other hand quickly found the end of your skirt, flipping it up onto your lower back. Your pink thong and ass were fully exposed to him, the same ass Tim had replayed over and over in his head as he jerked off late at night. He had only ever seen accidental upskirts so far, but now it was fully open to him and only him. His dick strained against his pants as he traced the outline of your slit, your body arching into his touch as you mewled out. His fingers ghosted over your lips, just enough pressure for you to moan out and try to push further back to feel his fingers more. You were such a fucking slut and he has yet to even do anything, he loved it. He slid your panties to the side, exposing your cute pussy to him. He waited for years it felt like to get this close to you, you were so vulnerable to him right now and you were all his.
His middle and pointer finger spread your lips open, you were already soaking wet and it only fueled his ego more. This was the wettest he has ever seen you, even when you were using your vibrator alone at night. After coating his middle finger with your wetness, he circled your clit in slow circles, your hips stuttering and grinding against him.
“Puh-Please Tim,” You moaned out.
“Please what?” He kept his slow pace as he pressed himself into you, his dick against your ass and his chest laying against your back. He could smell your shampoo and perfume, and he had to restrain himself from bucking his hips into your ass.
“Please touch me more.”
Hearing you beg underneath him made him instantly stand up straight, ready to show you how eager he has been for this moment and just how good he will make you feel. He removed his hand from your back, telling you to keep still as he kneeled below you. Sitting on his knees underneath you as he stared up at your pussy, he placed his hands on your hips before flattening his tongue, starting with small kitten licks around your clit. The feeling of his tongue against you caused you to gasp out, moaning as he started licking in long deep strokes that started from your entrance and up to your clit. After a few licks, he stopped at your clit and started sucking, an action that causes your knees to buckle as you moan out loudly. Your hands try to grasp anything on the table to stabilize yourself as you feel your body start grinding against his tongue, begging to feel more of him. Tim couldn’t get enough of you, the taste of you made his dick pulse as he palmed himself through his pants. You were unapologetically moaning out loudly as you felt your core start to tighten up, heat from between your legs had started to spread throughout your whole body.
As soon as you started to grind weakly against his tongue, Tim pulled away with a sloppy wet sound as you groaned out from the lost contact. You were so close to cumming and needed him to push you over the edge of an orgasm. Tim stood up from underneath you, now standing behind you as you stayed bent over the countertop, your back falling up and down rapidly with your increased breathing.
“Timmm…” You whine out, your voice slightly muffled. Tim’s nails pressed crescent shaped indents into his palm as he clenched his fist, trying to distract himself from how hot his name sounded rolling off your tongue.
“Hmm?” He responded as his hand traced your ass slightly, the contact making you push your body against his hands even more.
“I want…I want you to make me cum.”
Hearing you moan this out made his hands instantly leave your body, reaching down to unzip his pants to pull his dick out. Precum was already leaking from his tip and down his length as he gave a few lazy strokes. His hand found your hip, resting there as he started to line himself up with your hole. You grinded up and down as soon as you felt his dick in between your thighs, mewling out as you desperately needed him inside of you now.
“God, you're such a pathetic slut for letting me do all this naughty stuff to your body. You're such a whore for letting me touch you this way, you know that?”
You moaned out a yes as you felt him start to stretch you out, his cock slowly entering you with ease. It took all of his restraint to not thrust deep into you, as badly as he wanted this, he also knew he was going to have to start off gently.
“You're so eager to make me happy, aren't you baby?” He didn’t mean to call you by the pet name but it came out so naturally he didn’t mind.
“Mhmmm… I just… want you happy, Tim.” Hearing you moan out his name made him let out a long groan.
Slowly, he pulled out and pushed back in until he bottomed out, both of you letting out moans at the sensation. The way you squeezed and tightened around him made him second guess how long he was going to be able to last inside you. You started wiggling your hips against him, thrusting back and forth against him as you started to grow impatient. The sight of you underneath him had Tim feeling as if he was dreaming, how badly you wanted him to start fucking you and how tight you were clenched around him.
His hands travel down to grip your waist before he started thrusting in and out at a slow speed. You let out a small gasp as you feel him start fucking you, trying to push your body against him to match his thrusts to pick up the speed. Tim takes the hint, quickening his thrusts as you moan out below him. The girth and size of him was hitting spots that you weren’t used to, a hot knot already starting to form as your nails scraped along the countertop as you struggled to find anything to hold onto while he pumped in and out of you.
The orgasm sweeps through your body as you clamp down around him, moans pouring out as drool spills from your lips and onto the counter below you. Tim continues to fuck you through your orgasm as you come down, your clit sending pulses through your body as you feel yourself start to twitch around him. Feeling how tight you were around his dick causes his grip on your hips to tighten, his fingers pressing deep into your skin as he tries to focus on anything but cumming now.
After trying to wait as long as possible, Tim gives a few weak thrusts in and out before he pulls out, instantly missing the grip your pussy had around him as his hand wraps around his dick and he starts pumping up and down. Cum spurts from his dick in long thick hot ropes as you feel it hit your lower back and spread around your ass, deep guttural grunts escaping him as he gritted his teeth. You stay still as you both try to catch your breath, Tim’s chest heaving up and down as he wipes the sweat from his forehead. He couldn’t remember the last time he was as worn out as he was now, but he also couldn’t remember a time he was this horny. Before he could grab something to clean off his cum from your ass, you looked back at him over your shoulder, your makeup now smeared and a fucked-out expression painted on your face.
“How else can I make you happy Tim?” You asked with a small smile that Tim returned with a grin as he felt himself start to get hard again.
#masky x reader#tim wright x reader#tim marble hornets#marble hornets#bimbo reader#smut#creepypasta#creepypasta x reader#x reader#masky marble hornets#mh masky#tim masky#if writing for bimbos was illegal yall would have to arrest me I CANT HELP IT!!#also feel like i kinda wrote him as a weirdo but hes normal i swear yall#EVERYONE gets to fuck the bimbo they are welcome#also the pink and black is so cute omg my fav colors ahh#title is from 3oh!3 song btw
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Shipping in Asoiaf and hotd be like:
#I swear to God like 80% of ships in this world are veeery illegal#Sansa especially o my god I only know like one or two popular ships that don't involve her with a grown man#Guys she's thirteen#house of the dragon#hotd#asoiaf#alicent hightower#viserys i targaryen#daemon targeryan#rhaenyra targaryen#daemyra#Alicent hightower x viserys I targaryen#Sansa stark#sansan#sandor clegane#little finger#petyr baelish#petyr x sansa#tyrion lannister#sansa x tyrion#rhaegar targaryen#lyanna stark#rhaegar x lyanna#Robert baratheon#He's on this list because of that 14 year old girl he knocked up#aemma arryn#Aemma x Viserys#Honestly I could go on these are just the first ones I came up with#Ned isn't on this list and that's why he's the best period#daenerys x drogo
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Stop giving Kim nice handwriting we KNOW that mfer writes nearly illegibly
#someone in the tags of a post once said 'Kim is neat when he writes'#WRONG !!#even if the text didnt say his handwriting was nearly illegible wjat would make you think that someone constantly jotting notes#is gonna bother trying to be neat abt it#kim kitsuragi#disco elysium#this is a lighthearted jab i swear but bro come ON#it was some post about harry being a mess#like yeah he is but harry being messy doesnt mean kim is not also messy
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are you guys fucking for real? are you SERIOUS?
antis have bullied Seunghan in quitting literally 2 days after they announced he would be returning...& FOR WHAT??? WHAT DO THEY GAIN BY BEING EVIL TO A 20 YEAR OLD??? the only crime he's committed is being a living breathing person who has a life outside of his JOB.
I'm actually SO PISSED off.
as a pre debut briize, for these 10 months I have found it difficult to support riize, because in my heart I couldn't stop thinking about that poor kid who was suffering for no reason. I told myself to support the other members, that if Seunghan wasn't immediately kicked out he would return. I thought about how much happier riize & briize would be once we were all reunited. I was so hopeful seeing the outpouring of love & support for him throughout social media. I was SO HAPPY when Seunghan announced his return in November.
riize is 7.
riize was always meant to BE 7.
anyone who is ot6, anyone who participated in the hate, anyone who wasn't ecstatic when Seunghan's return was announced: YOU ARE NOT A BRIIZE & pls block me 🙏
#riize#briize#seunghan#hong seunghan#RIIZE IS 7#its literally pure evil & should be illegal what they're doing#protest trucks & funeral wreaths over a teenage boy having a girlfriend? having a cigarette? for swearing?? BE SO FOR REAL#he's not my bias. he was never my bias. i just have a heart & a brain.#where is the energy for the REALLY disgusting monstrous predatory men in the industry???#im so fucking sick & tired. i think i need a break from riize which fucking KILLS ME because its literally not their fault in any way.#yall are on the WRONG side of history#FIN posts
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(lol hi lex)
Hey hey hey what's all this? You guys don't even have a permit for this amount of buckets. I'll be confiscating all these illegal buckets, as the bucket police. It's totally legit trust me.
(HIIII Suri!!)
I guess no more buckets unless Walter makes one again
I made an exception and responded to this one before because it's a sort of follow-up to the "becket delivery" if I can call that x)
#no he didn't just take 3 buckets from the pile#he doesn't do illegal stuff I swear#the bucket police will never knooww#tspud narrator#tsp narrator#the stanley parable narrator#narratorverse#the narrator#stanley tsp#tsp fandom#narrator tsp#stanley parable ultra deluxe#the stanley parable#tsp stanley#tspud#tsp
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I feel like Magneto needs a "be gay, do crime" shirt he does both so well
#it's like a checklist for him I swear#be gay? *kisses Charles* check#do crime? *steals a cool metal thing* check#Charles doesn't care bc *Magneto voice* if it's on the shirt Charles I'm legally obligated#besides we all know Charles doesn't give too many darns about Erik doing his illegal activities#he is simply down too bad for that#bonus points if magneto gets him a matching shirt and *Charles voice* well if it's on the shirt Erik I guess I'm legally obligated#and they wreak havoc together for a treat#idk I'm simply wild about the boys#magneto#professor x#charles xavier#erik lehnsherr#Charles x erik#Erik x charles#cherik#be gay do crime#x-men#martianbugsbunny ships
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where is inspector seb when we need him to show how mclaren cars are illegal
#those cars are illegal i swear#let's go 16 55 33 44#knock down mclaren#charles leclerc#cl16#carlos sainz#cs55#max verstappen#mv33#lewis hamilton#lh44#where are you when we need you inspector seb#f1#formula 1
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I know it's like...the least liked one, but AOTC is genuinely very comforting for me to watch, it's fun and the photography and scenery at times it's awesome!
#And I could say the music but the music is fantastic for all the movies tbh#rhea's notebook#i want to download it illegally and burnt it on a DVD#tbh i want to download all of sw illegally and burnt it on a DVD including TCW and Tales of the Jedi/Empire#that could take me several DVDs tbh i don't have enough money for that but i swear i would try#yes i still use DVDs and it was a just few months ago that we still used cable tv#but they cut it (we were paying for it but the company just decided to cut it lmao)
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Hehe Felix being Felix
I swear I'm normal about him (no)
#last legacy#last legacy fanart#fanart#illustration#felix iskandar escellun#felix fanart#my art#he's so slutty it should be illegal#he's going to break the economy with this outfit#the slutification as always#for real his model is so pretty I'm gonna combust like LOOK AT MY BOY HE HAS THE MOST ETHEREAL EYES I'm gonna die#i'm normal about him i swear#i'm back in the fucking building again#for real the brainrot is brainrotting
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hello guys i would like to make a psa of sorts!!!!
so theres this guy that i have been seeing around... it seems like they have gotten a decent amount of traction, but the more i look into their stuff the more i am put off in a way. Which has happened a lot when looking more into peoples accounts
I have seen that they have posted some... very suggestive and straight up cp works that included mob in it... but basically they are a creepy reimob shipper.
But basically I found that they hated serizawa which is a red flag in its self but the reason why they hate serizawa and serirei is because serizawa adds nothing to the story except for him having to "touch grass" and that his fans are annoying or smth????? they also said they head-cannoned serizawa as a "certified predator" to excuse the fact they were sexualizing mob??????
I really dont care if you age up mob your still sexualizing and shipping a character that is a middle schooler for the majority of the series.... And also the whole "fiction doesn't equal reality" is so weird and stupid like your still sexualizing a minor. Just because its fiction doesn't mean it can't effect someones thoughts or perceptions on things. fictional cp is still illegal!!!
some freaky stuff they said/drawn!!!!!
Im just really sick of seeing so many reimob stuff and a lot of it is normalized like.... thats really not something we should be encouraging or something that was even implied!! its just really creepy and your projecting your weird fantasies!!!
But i would really like to say that you need to be much more careful with the things you're engaging in. Please look more into the creators before reposting/rebloging their stuff!!!!
please dont engage in this persons content
#I am so sick of proshippers actually#Like who cares what you head cannon serizawa as that doesnt effect his actually character??#this actually makes me so sick#I would like to say that im not “obsessed” this is an actual problem that i have been seeing a lot that i wanted to warn people about.#this is actually illegal and more people need to understand that#mp100#psa#fuck proshippers#I want to debate this guy but it feels impossible#please tell me this rant makes sense#rant post#guys im really smart i swear#I can debate people if i want...#might delete later im not sure depends on my mood
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Had an older lady on the phone who said that tv show actor Oliver Stark was sending her money for her bills. She then got very angry we wouldn't turn her online banking back on after she gave out her info to this very legitimate person, whom shes been talking to for a year and a half now, so he could definitely send her money.
I've never had someone guilt trip me about not letting her get scammed, but boy howdy did it sure happen today.
#jacq life#ma'am I looked into your account history#in like three days you took out like 8k in cash and them paypaled 4k more#no you cant continue to be taken for a ride by some guy pretending to be a tv actor#I kind of think she was unconsciously aware this was wrong cause when I started asking her about it#she immediately was like 'oh this is nothing illegal! its nothing illegal at all I swear!'#but she did spend three minutes giving me the business about her bills and her upcoming surgery and how shes going to close her account#I'm sorry all this is happening to you but giving your account info to a scammer is NOT GOING TO MAKE IT BETTER.#ESPECIALLY AFTER YOU SENT HIM 13K IN MONEY ALREADY#hope the next bank she goes to is also diligent about this#so she can figure out what's actually happening to her
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Can we talk about how kids act like they know shit and think that shipping a 22 and 25 year old FICTIONAL CHARACTERS are gross and act like its illegal...
Like... Lil bro... Please touch some grass and do your homework... They're both adults...
#jax x pomni#the amazing digital circus#Pomni is 25#Jax is 22#It's not illegal i swear#Creator even said that dont bash people on their ships#If its not your yum then don't yuck out loud#mind your damn business
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are you happy to be in paris? ✨oui✨
#I swear to Jesus himself#this is illegal#they need to be arrested immediately#glen powell#lewis pullman
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LOVE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO LOVE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD 'LOVE' WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE LOVE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. FOR YOU. LOVE. LOVE.
Nerd rizz I APPROVE. 8/10 I don't understand most words but I'll assume we're talking about trucks ❤️
#I LOVE YOU TOO��😍😍#i 🫶 absolutelyzoned#i got illegal rizz i dont think i can even say it or else ill get BANNED LMAOO 😭😭😭#cough cough#are you a plumber#because because because. you got my whole leaking and you should fix that😉😉 SLASH JAYI SWEAR#the sigmas will rise 🥶🥶
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