clubsheartsspades
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Writer | certified playing cards magician | he/him | call me Clubs | Tea Enthusiast | Obsessed with dragons | picture done by the incredible @keymintt | my queue is running most of the time
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clubsheartsspades 2 days ago
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All I'm saying is Jayce Talis is a bisexual polyamorous man who has a type and that type is just, Higher Beings. His type is just Jesus Christ. Bro straight up wants to fuck God
Edit: damn bisexuals found this post hello y'all hope you have a nice day the post reached its target audience
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clubsheartsspades 2 days ago
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i think im getting better! :) [another event occurs]
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clubsheartsspades 2 days ago
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if youve ever left long rambling tags on any of my posts i love you by the way
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clubsheartsspades 2 days ago
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Name ten female characters you like, you get zapped if it's jsut a male character you call a babygirl or other feminine nicknames because I can't see people calling Lestat coquette again
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clubsheartsspades 2 days ago
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Isma! 馃挌
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clubsheartsspades 2 days ago
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no one expected this
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clubsheartsspades 2 days ago
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this is your gentle reminder to stop fighting against your adhd and instead structure your life around it
buy a pack of chapsticks and put one in the pocket of all of your coats and jackets because you always forget to bring one and chapped lips is sensory hell
leave important things where you can see them. if they go in a box or a drawer you will forget they exist
put any appointments or deadlines in your phone calendar As Soon As you get them. set a reminder for a week before, a day before, an hour before, as many as you need as often as you need them.
when that little voice in your head says "i dont need to write that down, ill remember it" that is the devil talking!!! write it down anyway!!
plan for down time. have a few hours at the end of every day to just do fun stuff like engage in your hyperfixations. even if you didnt get all of your work done that day, have the rest anyway. you probably spent the whole day beating yourself up for not doing what you Should be doing, so you still need the break.
if you never eat vegetables because its too much effort to chop and cook them, get the frozen or canned shit. it doesnt go off for ages and you just have to microwave it. theres no point buying fresh vegetables if they just keep going off and being left to rot in the bottom of your fridge
if you struggle to decide what to have for dinner every day, take the decision out of it. choose a set of meals and eat those on rotation until you get sick of them, then choose some new ones and do it again.
its not stupid if it works! our brains literally have a chemical deficiency. you are allowed to accommodate yourself. go forth and stop making your life more difficult than it has to be because "this shouldn't be this hard". it is hard, so make it easier.
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clubsheartsspades 2 days ago
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clubsheartsspades 2 days ago
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truly the coolest people are the ones who are just unashamedly into their interests. passion is sexy. practice is sexy. not giving a shit what anyone else thinks is the sexiest thing of all.
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clubsheartsspades 2 days ago
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Just realized that the crow's head handle on Kaz's cane would give the silhouette of a scythe, so the last thing several people have seen is a dark figure in flowing robes (coat) swinging a scythe at them and they probably thought he was the grim reaper
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clubsheartsspades 2 days ago
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ya actually those arent typos i just spell words however i want to
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clubsheartsspades 2 days ago
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please picture a dragon. now, imagine it loafing like a cat. hunkered. legges in tight beneath. tail tucked close. eyes half lidded. front feets and claws curled under.
please image this dragon
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It's Friday the 13th! Time to celebrate the unlucky voids in all their glory~ Here is a collection of Space Cat that I've painted over the years. What shenanigans will he get up to next?
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clubsheartsspades 2 days ago
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The thing about Good Endings is that "wouldn't it be nice" and "wouldn't it be narratively compelling/thematically fitting" are two different things. And of course there's "wouldn't it be fucked up"
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sometimes a theme recurs in your work without your permission. and sometimes it reaches a threshold where you're like. well now i think this is saying something about me against my will. don't know what though
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vaporwave + vampires
vampirwave
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