#that’s illegal

[halfratsalready]

Guys I’m so fucking old 😭

[busines-as-unusual]

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I’m alive!

(barely)

The next chapter will be out soon. Swearsies.

In the spirit of current events, this is a slight spoiler for the next two chapters.

[devil-in-hiding]

hello it is perfect cuddle weather, it’s grey and gloomy and the rain is about to start

[swirlingyouintomypoems]

Hey guys thankfully a bunch of pirating sites have been taken down (good riddance!!) does anyone know of any sites that still work? So I can make sure to avoid them. If 911 is on there definitely let me know bc people pirating the show I’m currently watching makes me very mad, so I’d be very upset if I stumbled across this!!!

[ariana1881]

HELLO? IN PUBLIC

[tomberensonsghost]

Andalite 911 Operator: 911, what’s your emergency?

Hork-Bajir Caller: Help! We’re being held hostage by alien parasites!

Operator: What? Parasites can’t do that, that’s illegal.

*sounds of virus being developed*

Operator: Don’t worry, someone will be right there to eliminate your species.

[vxidd]

going up north to the cottage tomorrow for 3 days where I will surely hear my inner turmoil with boat rides and an endless supply of landshark beers

[iamfitzwilliamdarcy]

He even fired McNabb :(

[house-of-slayterr]

Fangy I think it’s time to confess something

Iv never seen a slasher movie

Omg… omg you poor thing… I’m-

Victor get your arse in this house and come watch Trick R’ Treat with me right now or you’re grounded!

[somepotatoes]

Does it matter what someone is passionate about?

Not at all, if you love something it shouldn’t matter what anyone else thinks

[theshadowrealmitself]

The heartbreak of a cat excitedly coming over to you because they want to lay on your lap and instead they find that another cat’s already there

[shitpostingmar]

what does it mean that ao3 is down

[wigglys-dikrats]

can we have jaime lyn beatty as the nerd killing ghost in npmd??

[babsvibes]

@dbutsu babe… this is the most terrifying addition I have seen on this post what do you MEAN it’s on twitter? What do you MEAN people can find my bobs burgers fanfiction??

One of the funniest things about enemies-to-lovers ships is how they’re almost always obsessed with each other. Like if a character actively chooses to interact with another character over and over again instead of simply ignoring them? Throw darts at it all you want, but you still printed out a picture of them to hang on your wall