ayyo i’m flora, she/her 🏳️⚧️, CEO of the wisteria system, and i’m ready to inspire fear into the hearts of the masses
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unfortunately this comment a TERF made on one of my posts is genuinely hysterical

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Chai tea bag + lil but of brown sugar + apple cider packet + 16 oz. mug of hot but not quite boiling water
it will not Fix You but like. maybe. maybe.
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This is the kind of messaging you really want to be seeing from the global hegemon
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the supreme irony of orson scorson corson's virulent transmisogyny is that ender from enders game is like one of the most chillingly and accurately transmisogynized characters in all of science fiction
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reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead
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scam texts aren't even trying any more. i have to pay my taxes? at latina fiesta dot co???
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I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord
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"intermission" is a pretty good name for the stretches of road between courses in mario kart world, like it's both an intermission in the sense of a break between races and literally "inter-mission" in the sense that it's between two "missions".
but really since an individual race track is a "course" not a "mission" it should be called an
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i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this
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