#this is not even allowed

[nightguide]

MILITARY TACTICS

CONVERSATION OF MASS (HOW FUCKING RETARDED YOU ARE): U DID NOT DO IT, OKAY. NOTHING WRONG WITH UR BEWBS IN UR ASS (I KNOW WHAT YOU DID)

CONVERSATION OF LENGTH (DID YOU JUST MAKE A HICK DO IT FOR YOU?): SHE DID

CONVERSATION OF NUMBER (HOW MUCH NAZAR EARNED FOR THAT ONE SINGLE BACKSIDED THOUGHT YOUR MOM HAD ABOUT YOU FORGETTING IT): HER MOM ACTUALLY IS DEAD SO ITS ME SHE THINKS IM MOM FOR NOW SHE DOESNT SEE LEE PACE TALKING TO HER 'FOR TIPS' ON INSTAGRAM BEING BLOCKED RN, SAY UR ASTAGHFIRULLAH BEHOTCH-CE

WHY DID YOU MOM MAKE YOU GO?

CULT (FUCK YOU BACK): I DID NOT MAKE HER GO NEITHER DID I APPROVE OF THAT DRESS, SHE SLUT THAT OFF FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO THINK HER FOR (POSSIBLY DEAN LEWIS ON INSTAGRAM BLOCKED HER OFF TOO, A'KHAIR)

SECT (DICKHEAD): SHE DID NOT GO, THATS HER EXCUSE, LIKE SHE TALKS OFF TO TALK OFF BUT DOES NOT WANT RODRIGO L V I A TO BELIEVE HER (REASON FOR FAME) HOGGING THE GLASS ASS CELEBRITY SHE THINKS I AM (DRINKING FAKING IS 'MY GAME' APPARENTLY)

CHURCH (YOUR AUNTY LIKES YOUR CL*T): I DID NOT GO WITH YOU. I WAS AT HOME THE ENTIRE TIME.

MASJID PHYSICS

METAPHYSICS (YOUR BESTIE HATES U TO APPEAL HER 'QUR'AN' TO HER LIKE UR BESTIE IS NOT HERE, LIKE SOME WINTOUR NIGGA U THINK U ARE): WINTOUR IS HER DAJJAL BY PUBLIC SCORE (LIKE THE AUNTY IS AFRAID OF HER ASS AN WONDERED WHY 'CABELLO' WANTED TO EAT HER PUSSY FOR IT, LIKE SHE A DORK FOR NO REASON: FAKE)

EPISTEMOLOGY (THAT GUY AT THE BACK SHE MAKES FUN OF BUT EVENTUALLY GETS CALLED OUT FOR IT): SHE MAKES FUN OF MY DAD FOR IT (KNOWS A GUY WHO TELLS STORIES FOR IT 20 YEARS LATER BUT ITS NOT THERE) SO SHE KNOWS NOTHING, MAKES IT UP THAT EVEN FAMILY COMPARISON IN HW COMES FROM HER (SOME BITCH ASS QUR'ANIC PERSON AGAINST THE AHMADIS FOR NO REASON) SHE GETS SLAPPED THE SAME TIME AS MY DAD PSYCHIC-VIRTUALLY, SHE MY DADS THOT.

ETHICS (HER FUCKING HISTORY AT MASJID ACCORDING TO THAT ONE TRUSTED SPANISH FRIEND (BASICALLY THAT FRIEND U ALWAYS SEE WHO GREW WITH YOU EMOTIONALLY AT WEDDINGS): SHE DOES NOT KNOW THAT YET (PHYSICALLY DISABLED) BUT ACTS LIKE SHE KNEW ALL SO THAT SHE DOES NOT COMPARE BUT KNEW A RODRIGO NIGGA HATING HER FROM THE NUMBER 1 (SOME WAYWARD FASHION SHOW STUDENT NIGGA HATING ME FOR EXISTING)

NATURE OF HUMANS (EVERYDAY OF HER LIFE IS 'HER' AN SHE CALLS THAT 'DAJJAL'): SHE GETS HIT BY THINKING (KEANU REEVES IS A DICK TO HER)

HUMAN PROBLEMS (I HATED THAT WHORE FOR NOTHING (AND ITS LIKE THE WORLD ENDED FOR THAT GUJURATI (ASSHO) FOR RUINING HER LIFE (NO FAMILY BONDING OUT OF FAMILIAR LUCK CUZ THAT HO RUINED HER LIFE AN IT'S THEIR FAULT FOR NOT 'REASONING WITH THE EARLIER OPTIONS BETTER'): KEANU REEVES IS THAT HO SHE HATES WITH A PASSHUN (WHICH IS HER BULLY AESTHETIC) BUT DOES NOT LIE (LIKE ME TO ZOE LEWIS, I H8 THE BITCH STILL BUT IM AT PEACE) THAT DICK DOES NOT LEARN TO LIVE BUT SHE DOES NOT CARE (IMMORTAL PSYCHIC BULLY MY ASS) CALLED STAAJI A SANTA CLAUS AND MADE WAY CUZ SHE AINT DEAD IF NOT KNOWING WHO THE JW NIGGAS WERE THINKING OF THEN (SHE THE SAFEST ONE THERE WHY HOLLYWOOD HATES HER FOR NOT LEAVING SOONER) SHE GOT KICKED OUT OF HER OWN MASJID (HER HOME) TO A THOT (LORDY)

ANSWER TO HUMAN PROBLEMS (DIS BITCH??? *THE FCK FACE ON THAT PERMANENTLY*): SHE DOES NOT. BUT MAKES ME DO IT FOR HER (HER PERSONALITY IS HER PUPPET SYNDROME MAKING THE BAND GRL THE REASON WHY I HATE EVERYTHING TO 'HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER' BEING A TV PERSONALITY EVEN LINNA CANNOT AFFORD (HER FCKIN EMOTIONS BEING SOLD TO CHARITY FOR NO FCKIN REASON BEING THAT 'CHARITY' SHE SELLS HER 'IMMORTALITY' TO BUT LINNA CHEATS IT BACK FOR GRL TO LIVE ON) THE FCKIN END

HISTORY ('IF I SEE HER' IMAGINATION 20 YEARS LATER ENERGY): NOTHING. SHE THE FCKIN END.

DEATH (SUBHAN ALLAH, IM AT PEACE): SHE IS FRIENDS WITH SOCIETY

VIEW OF RELIGION (HER PARENTS NOW THAT THEY KNOW WHO SHE KNOWS BUT HATES BEING THERE 'FOR HER' AND ARE REGRETTING HER SOONER): SHE ACTUALLY WANTS TO MOVE AWAY FROM HER MOTHERS HOUSE IN A VIRTUAL TENT

[galaxyspeaking]

And in the darkness, bind them.

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

"smart appliances" fuck u i want them dumb as a brick and incidentally as sturdy and enduring

[meanbossart]

(proceeds to fix him)

[starii-void]

going to chb must be crazy like imagine sharing a camp with

-one of the strongest demigods ever who's saved the world like at least 3 times, fought multiple gods & titans and WON (and is a tartarus survivor)

-the literal main architect of OLYMPUS who's also saved the world multiple times (also tartarus survivor)

-THE lord of the wild who's also close friends with the first two (and has helped save the world multiple times)

-an emo kid from the 1930s who again helped save the world and is also a tartarus survivor (TWICE)

-a son of apollo who survived tartarus with nothing but cargo shorts and sheer will (pun intended)

-the main designer and builder for the argo II, also the first hephaestus kid to have fire powers since hundreds of years ago (did i mention killed gaea? no? yeah he did that too)

-a girl who somehow charmspeak-ed gaea into falling back asleep (also side note daughter of super famous actor because why not)

-pretty much everybody is a two-time war veteran

-THE GOD APOLLO who just sometimes comes down to visit in the form of a teenage boy

-did i mention dionysus, god of wine madness and theatre

-also chiron, trainer of pretty much every greek hero ever

[fairsweetlonging]

truth serum / system reveal au where shen qingqiu gets hit with an uncloaking spell that reveals the system in the reflection of his eyes every time it pops up.

during one of his missions, in the treasure hoard of some dragon-like creature, he finds a golden, oval shaped hand mirror, its gaudy style more victorian based than anything (airplane you hack!), that doesn't seem to do anything when he looks into it. but when he does, it reveals the system's screen in his eyes.

he doesn't notice this, of course, because he can't see it, and the system, surprisingly, stays quiet.

the peak lords think he's cursed.

maybe mu qingfang is the first to notice, during the mandatory post mission check-up, when shen qingqiu is scrolling through his most recently accumulated points and mu qingfang can see the strange vividly-blue lines reflected in his pupils. it's gone when shen qingqiu blinks, like it was nothing but a trick of the light.

it comes out when yue qingyuan is visiting and, just as he's done laying out the plans for a new mission, shen qingqiu's eyes glaze over and a bright blue box takes over the whole of his iris. shen qingqiu goes quiet; the thing in his eyes moves, shifts, pulses for a second, like static worms crawling all over his pupils. then he blinks, and it's gone, and shen qingqiu accepts the mission that yue qingyuan was almost sure he would decline.

maybe there is an intervention, when the peak lords corner shen qingqiu at qian cao peak and try to figure out what's wrong, subjecting him to all kinds of treatments and curse-finding spells that turn up empty, they can't find anything.

of course, the silencing threat is still very much up and running. at first shen qingqiu was kind of confused by the whole ordeal, but when the peak lords start describing a "strange blue box", he realizes, with sickening suddenty, that they're describing the system. and he can't say anything.

this only makes everything worse, because their fellow peak lord now keeps evading every question and acts like he doesn't understand. liu qingge points right at his face and asks, "that blue box, what is it?" and shen qingqiu laughs nervously and starts talking about how bright the weather is and surely it's the sky and nothing to worry about!

even worse, during the intervention the system thought it was a good idea to start talking to him, so now even the peak lords who hadn't seen it and who might have been persuaded by light tricks and reflections, get a first row view that no, that definitely isn't a trick of the light.

they try to do the whole thing of "are you in danger, blink twice" but shen qingqiu can't even do that because it's still a direct admittance!

maybe eventually he starts saying vague confirmations that don't actually confirm anything, like "this master hears what you're saying", or maybe he goes with a classic "this master can neither confirm nor deny that." but the system starts warning him for that too and eventually he stops saying anything, which worries the others more.

luckily mu qingfang catches on that every time they ask a direct question about the box or shen qingqiu says anything vaguely confirming, it appears. it doesn't appear when they ask about curses or demons, so it must not see that as a threat.

for a little extra angst: maybe the peak lords keep pressuring him for answers, and at some point shen qingqiu gets fed up and snaps out something like, "why don't you understand that i'm not allowed to answer that!" the system counts this as a direct admittance, threatening it's existence. so it punishes. shen qingqiu has a qi deviation so bad it lasts two weeks and takes two people every day to cleanse his meridians. the system doesn't appear in that time. it doesn't appear for a long while after that, either. the peak lords stop asking, mainly because shen qingqiu will instantly leave the room if they do. they don't stop searching for a cure, though.

shang qinghua returns from a business trip and catches on the second someone mentions a blue box and forced silencing.

[ghost-bxrd]

Prompt:

Brucie Wayne gets into a mild accident in public (read-got hit by a car). And Batman would just walk it off (“it’s barely a bruise”), but Brucie obviously… can’t.

So he has to suffer the ordeal of having civilians call paramedics, getting fussed over, and having-

Having his dead son get into the back of the ambulance with him.

Oh- oh no. He must have hit his head worse than he thought. He thought he was past this…

[inkskinned]

what is with men being mad any time a woman raises her voice where did that even come from. someone posted a video of a small electrical explosion, and the top comment was of course the woman screams. the second comment is women try not to scream challenge, level impossible. i had to go back and watch the video again. there is, somewhat fainty, a little gasp emitted off-camera, more of a yelp than a scream. it is mostly lost in the crack of the explosion. afterwards, you hear her voice, shaken, say, are you okay?

i am helping one of my friends train her voice pitch lower, because she wants to be taken seriously at work. she and i do each other's nails and talk about gender roles; and how - due to our appearance - neither of us have ever been able to be "hysterical" in public. we both appear young and sweet and feminine. she is cisgender, and cannot use her natural voice in her profession because people keep saying she appears to be "vapid". we both try to figure out if our purposeful voice lowering is technically sexist. is it promoting something when you are a victim to it?

a storm almost sends a pole through a car window. in the dashcam, you can hear the woman passenger say her partner's name twice, crying out in alarm. she sounds terrified. in the comments, she is lambasted for her lack of calm. how is that even fucking helping?

in high school, i taught myself to have a lower voice. i had been recorded when i was genuinely (and righteously) upset; and i hated how my voice sounded on the phone speakers when it was played back. i was defending my mom, and my voice cracked with emotion. it meant i was no longer winning the argument: i was just shrieking about it.

girls meet each other after a long summer and let out a little joyful scream. this usually stops around 12-14, because people will not tolerate this display of affection (as it has the effect of being passingly annoying). something about the fact that little girls can't ever even be annoying. we are trained to examine each part of our lives (even joy) for anything that could make us upsetting and disgusting. they act like teenage girls are breaking into houses and shrieking you awake at 3 in the morning. speaking as a public school educator: trust me, it's not that bad, you can just roll your eyes and move on. it does not compare to the ways boys end up being annoying: slurs in graffiti, purposefully mocking your body, following you after you said no. you know, just boy things.

there's another video of a man who is not allowed to yell in the house, so he snaps his fingers when he's excited about soccer. the comments are full of angry men, talking about how their brother is unfairly caged. let him express himself and this is terrible to do to someone. eventually the couple has to address it in a second video: they are married with a newborn baby. he was trying not to wake the infant up. there is no comment on the fact women are not allowed to yell indoors. or the fact that it could have been really alarming or triggering for his wife. sometimes i wonder if straight men even like women, if they even enjoy being in relationships with them.

for the longest time, i hated roller coasters because it always felt inappropriate and uncomfortable for me to scream. one of my friends called me on it, said it was unusual i'm so unwilling. i had to go to my therapist about it. i don't like to scream because i was not raised in a safe situation, and raising my voice would have brought unsafe attention towards me. even when i am supposed to scream, it feels shameful, guilty. i was not treated kindly, so i lack a basic form of self-protection. this is not a natural response. it is not good that in a situation of high adrenaline - i shut up about it.

something very bad is happening, i think. in between all the beauty standards and the stuff i've already discussed - this one feels new and cruel in a way i can't quite express. yes, it's scary and silencing. but there's something about how direct it is - that so many men agree with the sentiment that women should never yell, even in an emergency - it feels different.

is the word shriek gendered automatically? how about shrill or screech? in self defense class, one of the first things they tell you is to yell, as loud and as shrilly as you can. they say it will feel rude. most women will not do this. you need to practice overcoming the social pressure and just scream.

most women do not cry out, even when it's bad. we do not report it. we walk faster. we do not make a scene. what would be the point of doing anything else? no matter what we do, we don't get taken seriously. it is a joke to them. an instagram caption punchline. we have to present ourselves as silent, beautiful, captivating - "valuable."

a woman is outside watching her kids when someone throws a firecracker at them. she screams and runs towards her children. in the comments, grown men flock together in the thousands: god. women are so annoying.

[communistkenobi]

whenever right wing people talk about “parental rights” they are talking about property rights. they are arguing for further political and legal enshrinement of their children as their literal actual property

[egophiliac]

(looks at upcoming card releases)

I'm in danger :)

[a-scary-lack-of-common-sense]

I think I made some of you guys a little sad with my last post, so you can have some happy aftermath twins before part 2, as a treat ❤️

[perplexingly]

I kinda wish they bonded over their dead man walking like behavior…

[puppppppppy]

thanks @chipper-smol for getting me ISAT i will be so irresponsible with the looping

[vvanillavveins]

Is she Lucy Westenra, or is she just a vessel for the writer's barely disguised fantasy of a women being punished for her promiscuity? Is she really"Bram Stoker's" Lucy Westenra: a naive, innocent 19 year old, with a cheery personality and a bright future ahead of her? Or has the writer instead just slapped her name on an OC that behaves nothing like her, and- with none of the grace or decorum that Lucy's tragically short story deserves- sexualized her slow and agonising death as much as possible, whilst very unsubtly doing their best to blame her for being murdered, so that we won't object to her being killed again later in an even more gruesome and sexual manner?

[mumblesplash]

after the first few times you'll forget it’s even happening