#this is not bait but also it isn’t not bait

[gregmarriage]

CATEGORY FIVE DYKE MOMENT™️: i want kissie 🥺

[yea-baiyi]

reading xie lian’s POV is actually hilarious once you realise xie lian isn’t oblivious at all, he basically guesses most things immediately, he’s just taken the veteran autism tactic of “it’s too much effort to figure out when it’s appropriate to mention that i know something, so i’ll just pretend i don’t know until someone says it aloud”. sometimes it turns into a bit. the truth might be embarrassingly obvious, but social cues are hard, and xie lian has infinite time to wait for the other person to blink first.

[jamietwat]

Roy and Jamie doing the celebrities read mean tweets thing but instead of from random people, it’s just all the bullshit they tweeted about each other that the other didn’t see in the time between Roy blocking Jamie on everything after Jamie tagged him in a tweet about how overdue Roy’s retirement was and Roy unblocking him but not telling him and just waiting for him to figure it out himself once they became friends (not that Roy would ever admit that that was what they were)

(Also, they definitely regularly seemingly unprompted tweeted horrible things about each other and fought online before that but neither of them blocked the other (or followed the other) because they preferred tagging the other in their bullshit for extra annoyingness but Roy was just at his limit for putting up with anything when he retired so Jamie said something not even as bad as usual and got blocked instead of the public argument he was anticipating)

Keeley’s like oh god this is a bad idea I’ve seen what they both tweeted and there’s no way this isn’t going to end up with them both pissed and probably getting into a physical fight

But instead, they both find them hilarious and there’s a lot of “oh, that’s a good one” and “that’s not your best work. You said worse to me this morning” and it’s the most Roy Kent’s been caught on camera laughing

[1-800-i-ship-it]

- VICTOR ASKS YURI IF HE WANTS HIM TO BE A BOYFRIEND TO HIM??? THIS IS CANON?????

- VICTOR GIVES YURI A BOYFRIEND HUG BEFORE HE PERFORMS???? THE PRESS EATS IT UP???

- YURI GETS MOTIVATJON DURING HIS PERFORMANCE FROM TRYNA SEDUCE VICTOR???

- VICTOR APPLIES CHAPSTICK DIRECTLY TO YURI’S LIPS WITH HIS FINGER???? VICTOR THINKS TO HIMSELF THAT YURI IS BEAUTIFUL????

- YURI BASICALLY CONFESSES THAT VICTOR IS THE MAIN INSPIRATION FOR HIS THEME OF LOVE???

is this reality holy shit…im literally not even halfway through the show

[babymorte]

i saw a quote that said:

"people don't abandon the people they love, they abondon the people they're using"

and that was all the closure needed.

[akkivee]

i love hypnosis mic arb my fave rhythm otome game 😍💜💜😍🥰😍🥰🧡😍🥰🧡❤️💜🧡😍🥰🧡😍😍😍❤️🥰❤️🥰🥰😍❤️💜🥰

[youruncleolaf]

hot take but comparing destiels confession and the wwdits finale is insulting

[j2zara]

i think ive figured it out. how to torment j3. so j3 has seen j2 getting the hot and cold treatment from jace and even though it makes j2 cry. j3 like. he wants to experience the rewards of getting niceys from jace even if it means getting jace's cruelty in return. so he offers himself up to jace. actively comes onto him. says he'll be so good for him. and jace (who's been in a mood for days because j2 and porter are on a trip to bastion city together) is like "oh wow youre even more of a pathetic little slut than i thought you were, huh? sure, why not" and he dresses j3 up in the most degrading little outfit and presses him into the bed and fucks him sooooo slowly and gently, mocks him the whole time like "is this what you wanted? you finally grew a backbone and asked for something, i'm shocked. don't get used to this, youre still even less worthwhile than j2"

I was trying to think of something to add besides OUGHHHHHH but unforch I got nothing besides OUGHHHH yes please. But I do feel bad keeping this to myself so I must release it to the world. If I do think of something else I’ll add it for sure. Someday j3 will get the niceys but he deserves this too

[pwesident]

it straight up does over time. like there’s actual proof. because hormones influence bone growth. anyway ialso think transphobes should kill themselves

[starfightrpilot]

Captain’s log: day one inside enemy territory

The rules of engagement are as follows: I won’t start shit, but I will most certainly end it.

I am yet to call my uncle a nazi.

[returnerfop]

Asking About Ask Blog

expanded points

a retread of the main series timeline where Timmy actually ages as it goes which I have a bunch of extra episode ideas for (not fully realized but the ideas are there)

jumping straight into my future AU which I have lots of ideas and plot developments, that, although they stem from conflict set up in the rewrite, stand well on their own for

or a mix of the two? (Comment down below regardless of your answer)

[daisysmalia]

Wish the fangirlish writer would shut up and take their own advice. You don’t like a ship? Stop talking about it.

[legglessdraws]

started thinking about gerwigs little women again and I just. I have no idea why it won best costume design, that was total bullshit, and I understand everyone around my internet liking the 1994 movie version better for multiple reasons, (especially how it’s obviously *such* a comfort movie and the costumes are incredible) but like. as a person who did not grow up with the 1994 movie and watched both of them back to back

gerwigs little women is an *incredible* film. and based on it’s merits as just, a film, I think it’s better than the 1994 one. liking the 1994 movie more is legit obviously but. the 2019 one is better.

gerwig took this story that is about and for women and looked at it through a contemporary lens and made an interpretation that just fucking floored me. jo’s “women…”-speech at the end of the movie?? the whole scene with lauire’s proposal where it’s so obvious and jo understands that it doesn’t matter how much she loves him, them getting married would ruin everything they have, but saying no *also* ruins it. that they’re both trapped in the roles society has given them and makes it impossible for them to be human with each other. that society makes it impossible for jo to be human - just a person. and it translates so well to modern audiences while still (in my opinion) preserving the spirit of the original. women want and need and fight and cry and love and they’re just… human.

also everyone in it really put their whole pussy in their performances

[itspileofgoodthings]

see i have all these spicy takes in the drafts that i don’t post out of self-restraint but then i see a spicy take that i hate SO MUCH and then i want to post mine out of revenge. it’s a terrible cycle tbh.

[your-fave-is-bi]

I think i gotta be firmly offline for a few days ngl

[candycryptids]

Midna says; Good things are going to happen. Perhaps something small. Like two spoonfuls of wet food in my plate pleasepleaseplease. Miaaaauuuuu