#this has been

[trilobitepunch]

Before and after.

[authenticcadence18]

welp apparently someone on Reddit is talking shit about my tags ans the post has over 5k votes and nearly 400 comments and that’s why I’ve been getting rude comments on my fic 🥰🥰

thanks Reddit thank you!!!!!!! thank you for taking a FOUR YEAR OLD FIC and tearing 20 yr old me’s excited tags to shreds!!!! thanks!!!! thanks for that!!!!! THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!

[anonymoosen]

Urth’s greatest dad

[out-of-users]

You asked, I deliver!

KNY God! Au

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Let’s start with the basics:

Each god has a domain, or a place where they live, based on what they are the god of / personal likings.

Where the 9 domains meet, is a neutral ground, and where Ubyashiki lives.

The hashira are gods, the Kamaboko squad are shrine keepers, and muzan and his demons are still…demons.

Now for each god in turn:

Giyuu

God of water. I mean, how could he not be?

I feel like his domain would have a lot of serene environments, and a deadass waterfall too.

Favors Urokodaki and the Kamado siblings over all other shrine keepers.

Will murder if one of the other gods purposely tries to hurt them.

Sabito is a kitsune that used to be giyuu’s friend who died by demons. He has a shrine for him in his domain.

His domain borders mitsuri’s and sanemi’s. (And that goes reeeeally well, huh?)

Sanemi

God of wind/air. Self explanatory.

Domain borders giyuu’s and muichiro’s

Favors genya, (though he’ll never admit it,) and wants him to be safe.

As for his siblings, (genya included) they were all humans he saved. When a demon came, genya was the last survivor.

Hates nezuko, because of the demon part of her. (Doesn’t know about genya’s little ability though)

Windstorms often run through his domain.

Mitsuri

I’m sorry, but I want her sky to be pink in her domain. And I want her to love it. So suck it up.

Borders giyuu and rengoku.

God of love, romance, you know.

As for her family, it’s a couple that visits her shrine daily.

Gets offerings like Sakura Mochi a ton.

Also loves nezuko, and will murder for her safety (tanjiro too!)

Tengen

God of sound and festivals. (Damn, we knew that one from the start.)

Borders rengoku and Gyomei.

A very flashy domain, definitely has fireworks stored somewhere

As for his family, they were people who frequently visited the shrine, (besides his dad,) but he accidentally killed them when he accidentally released a soundwave onto his shrine that made it collapse on itself, the people inside too.

Since then his shrine has been rebuilt, sturdier.

Still has his 3 wives, they live with him in his domain.

Rengoku

God of fire/heat. (not the sun though!)

His little brother isn’t related to him, but a shrine keeper he took in as “His own!”

Literal besties with mitsuri

His domain is HOT. Bring hydration.

Loves being offered any type of food at his shrine, especially bento!

Borders mitsuri and tengen.

Gyomei

Borders tengen and obanai.

God of rocks/land, stone, mineral, you get it.

Those kids? They died in a religious temple.

Still religious, even though he is a god. (Heh. Strange.)

A ton of rocks in his domain, along with a prayer area.

You can definitely feel it when he steps.

Obanai

God of serpents/reptiles.

Huge crush on mitsuri.

Borders gyomei and shinobu.

Still has facial scars, still hides them.

Domain is FULL OF TREES.

Still has kaburamaru. The snake is still a shinobu simp.

Shinobu

God of incects.

The butterfly girls are her favorite.

Kanae was an old shrine keeper who was slain by demons.

Domain is filled with butterflies.

People go to her shrine for medical advice sometimes.

Muichiro and Yuichiro

Borders obanai and muichiro.

God (s) of mist/fog.

Borders shinobu and sanemi.

Forgets everyone, even his own twin.

Entire domain is misty.

Big fan of tanjiro, nezuko, and genya.

The shrine for the two is combined into one.

Y’all, that took forever and I hope it blows up. I lost motivation but still had fun! Byeeee!

[itspileofgoodthings]

not Davy literally sitting down to write Agnes and tell her everything as the first major action of his heart after getting engaged to Dora. not that

[canmking]

B l u e

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Asmi I need motivation to do homework but Broadchurch is calling to me rn. Help?

HELLO MAGGOT I WILL GIVE YOU GREAT LIFE ADVICE: UH

okay when I typed that I didn't actually have any life advice i was hoping it would come on spurred by enthusiasm

let's try again

WHAT WORKED FOR ME WAS BREAKING IT DOWN INTO TEENY TINY TASKS AND TICKING THEM OFF QUICKLY SO I GET HIGH OFF OF ACHIEVEMENT

OR LISTENING TO MUSIC THAT MAKES ME FEEL BADASS

ALSO I DON'T KNOW WHAT BROADCHURCH IS ARE YOU FEELING THE URGE TO GO PRAY OR WHAT IS HAPPENING

IF YOU ARE NOT PROCRASTINATING YOUR HOMEWORK FOR JESUS OR BILDADDY AND YOU ARE NOT IN FACT IGNORING THE CALL OF THE (I FORGOT THE NAME) THE CLOTH THEN THE ABOVE TWO TIPS SHOULD WORK ALSO TRY DOING IT FOR FIVE MINUTES THEN YOU'LL BUILD MOMENTUM AND WANT TO KEEP CONTINUING

ALSO, WHEN YOU TAKE A BREAK, TAKE A BREAK IN THE MIDDLE OF A SENTENCE OR PARAGRAPH OR MATH PROBLEM IT'LL HELP WHEN YOU COME BACK COZ YOU'RE NOT STARTING SOMETHING NEW

[nihoneshi]

You know whenever I hear about "Brothers in Arms" in any sort of film I legit go "So they were gay? On at THE VERY LEAST A PLATONIC GAY. "

you can't stop the internet. I now see why Kaiway is a ship, and I so agree with that shit. YOU DON'T JUST SAY "CLOSEST FRIEND AND BROTHERS IN ARMS" WITHOUT IT BEING JUST A SMIDGE GAY.

[iampresent]

Hey. Hey you. C’mere! I have something wonderful to tell you about the  language of Latin, and specifically how it was taught in the Cambridge Elevate Latin textbook.  

Ready?

Ok so in Latin, the diminutive of any word ends in -ulus.  Basically it just adds the word “little” behind the noun.  Best example of this? “homo” means “man/person” (the species, not the gender, that’s “vir”) in Latin. “homunculus” means “little man” in Latin. Which is just a wonderful fact in and of itself. Like c’mon that’s so fun to say. You’re a homunculus. no YOU’RE a homunculus. everyone here is a homunculus. homunculus homunculus homunculus.

But that’s not the best part. Not by a long shot.

So, it’s kinda hard to teach a dead language. You can’t do a lot of conversational skills and learning, because there aren’t a ton of sources to explain how the language was spoken casually. Now, you could just make them read all the super famous Latin texts we have, but those do have a pretty high level of advancement and also happen to be about as exciting to your average high schooler as “explain your answer” math problems.

So, what is a classics course that wants to make absolutely stupendous amounts of money to do??

Well, if you’re the Cambridge Elevate Latin Course, you create one long storyline over the course of four books which goes from “astonishingly heart wrenching familial tragedy” to “surprisingly xenophobic narrative of life on the streets of Alexandria” to “extremely out-of-pocket political intrigue” to “telenovela” faster than you can say “Sed Caecilius non respondit”. None of these stories are particularly well written, but they are much more intense than you would expect of a language textbook for middle and high schoolers.

anyway, cut to my 10th grade Latin class, right as we were beginning the “political intrigue but everyone is a complete dumbass” section of the course. And one of the grammar concepts for that stage was diminutives.  As I hope I’ve already established, the storyline was completely fucking batshit insane. We were used to it. We could handle absurdity, my class could. We reveled in it. So there we were, reading about the British chieftain A who crashed the king’s dinner party with a *partially* tamed bear, in order to kill/maim/severely embarrass British chieftain B, because B had had the audacity to beat A in a boat race. In my opinion, we were taking it with relatively straight faces, all things considered.

But when British Chieftain B called A “homunculus”? 

We lost it. We completely, absolutely LOST. IT. It was one of the best moments of my life.

Anyway, my teacher is switching her freshmen onto a different textbook next year, for SOME REASON, which I frankly think is pretty swagless of her.

[nsomniacsdream]

I read a throw away a long time ago (I think? I'm kind of fuzzy on the details) about humans using singing as a way to stabilize a ship travelling thru hyperspace, and my brain has been latched on and chewing on it for so long that when my brain is just idling, it starts playing this epic space opera about a human caste of 'hummer', incredibly trained individuals that are on every deep space ship and perform full ass concerts to shift the entire ship into a hyperspace corridor to their destination. I have a good portion of the underlying dynamic there worked out, that they're actually using the music to focus their own bodies into vibrating at a different frequency and taking whatever they're adjacent to with them when their vibration 'pushes' them out of normal space and into hyperspace. Different hummers have different genres or individual songs that are their signatures, and because their bodies are what are vibrating everything thru hyperspace, if something happens to them, their vibration pattern can get stuck in that section of hyperspace like a ghost. There's even been warfare between different species that use an array of hummers around their planets and assets to tangle up hyperspace around them, so no one can jump in. They're called "canaries". The main character that most of my day dreaming follows uses primarily Coheed and Cambria songs, and it frequently is an amv of coheed and cambria while my dude is doing something awesome.

[dafukdidiwatch]

lol Ellen is being the respectful supportive friend that Nanase knows Elliot is, but also acknowledges that this setting of being alone and respectful is a prime event trigger of getting the backstory lore and vulnerability opening up. She was hoping for option A where Nanase would open up to this trope and she can get the backstory/secrets but instead must select option B of watching another movie. Though this is not the wants of Ellen as represented by her inner thought "Nuts" she respects the movie decision because she respects the autonomy that Nanase has on her private life. Thus with comedy it shows that internal thoughts do not matter as much as external actions do when interacting with others

[reneethegreatandpowerful]

Subspace Emissary cutscenes are *mwah*- chef's kiss. ✨

[ominouspositivity-or-else]

likewise if you're a man you're a man and no one can take that away from you not by hell or high water or ice or smoke or rage. if you're a man(and don't listen to them if they say you're not) you are one. i dont care who told you what masculinity looks like but masculinity looks like you. by being a man you are a man and damn it if masculinity isnt glorious when i get to see you be confident in yourself.

[itspileofgoodthings]

also the REAL appeal of romance for me, at the present time, is that of having a romantic story/origin that would have the people in a chokehold

[frogshunnedshadows]

Cant (Post) Hole.