#a philosophical thot

[too-many-hyperfixations]

A hoe never gets cold,

a prude never gets hot.

[sanguinaryrot]

“you should write in your books and highlight and annotate to become a better thinker and philosopher” okay but are you having fun doing it. reading is a hobby and hobbies are meant to be fun. Yes it is definitely possible to do these things and have fun, I surely do, but I see these articles and videos that seemingly claim if you do this you will get smart but like. Are you having fun

[a-queer-query]

I wonder what kind of person people think I am?

[spiribia]

“gay son or thot daughter” truly makes you think because in the son’s case the supposed shame is that they are an ‘incorrect’ specific category of sexuality but in the daughter’s case it is the general strong presence of sexuality itself. To the philosopher, this

[yingdu-lover]

I never knew I would be so passionate to say shit about link click ☠️🤣 I mean, it's so angst, life philosophy, metaphor, symbolism shit that I almost forgot to sit and enjoy but NOW when the ' meticulous construction of plot, intertwined parallel narratives and themes and intense philosophical symbolisms' are away, I CAN FINALLY BASH IT BWAHHAAAHAHAHAHA to my heart's content.

so, @whispersoflullaby and I decided to watch THAT godforsaken special episode and we have been inventing creative slurs in our mother tongue since then

Cheng Xiaoshi dives into the body of someone called Sanren laoshi who(via qiao ling) hands them a very...questionable photo.

I SWEAR TO GOD I AM NOT HOMOPHOBIC (maa kaalir dibbi) but that masked person/the very obvious sexual partner of the host is a...MAN?!

they do not seem to be an AFAB person. and also, for some reason that person's voice felt like lu guang's?????????? (I played it repeatedly but that 'look, look, look!' felt very much in lu guang's voice!)

idk is there any sober explanation to this or what the fuck 😭😭😭😭😭

the case is (head to toe) weird. it felt very weird and doesn't feel to have any significant connection to the main story. how is this canon?! I mean whatever special episode...Lan studio produced it, right? it has proper OP and ED... that made it look extra funny 🤣

I didn't question my life choices watching this episode! Not for one sec I felt the urge to cry, stupid things were happening in the most stupid and corny anime way possible. They failed their mission (100% cheng xiaoshi's fault) and the lines are so fucking hilarious

"during summer vacation people either

1. sleep to their heart's content

or

2. focus on their hobbies

or

3. post shoddy videos (a man taking pictures of a girl in blue underwear standing in a pool)

what should I do during summer?"

the host's request was to rectify the fuck up and say

"I really like games more than the sea!"

😭🤣🤣 so stupid everything was. And also the underwear thing...HUGE focus on hosts'....

'flexible' and 'cute'?

and ofc

" look, look, look, look, look! you have been staring at me for a while, what? falling in love?" ☠️ broski...sex is over now fuck off and pls kindly wear your trousers or somebody weird will pounce on you like this.

Cheng Xiaoshi's inner eiden was threatening to dominate when he said "oh? Sanren laoshi is not single then?" the zesty voice 🤣☠️ PLZZZ

☠️ why the episode was so weird, horny and hilarious lmao. don't mind grammer I just can't comprehend what I watched. hianime comment section 😭 some are saying wtf but others going like

"samajh nahi aya par link click hain to pura dekha aur accha laga" ☠️

"not quite sure what I watched but this show is peak and I watched it whole-"

noooo you should join us ☠️, link click has made me cry like a pathetic fox howling and all, now it's a slacking episode, I'm gonna call it names ☠️😭🤣 it feels SOOO good to not to intellectualise link click and cry with every fibre of your being

but a few serious things........

1. they wear those summer clothes...the happy visions/memories shown in 'The Eye' are the same

2. Lu Guang really feels...NON TRAUMATIZED? at least I got this feeling. he is just a chill guy, and extra silly, more expressive (I FELT THAT) can it be that it was...in the og timeline? IT FEELS LIKE ONE

this is the actual 'dumb time traveller photo faggots doing silly things together ' in a real sense (the misconception most of us had before we started watching link click???) it's silly through and through trust me

before watching this my brain was so hacked by profound depression (caused by nothing other than link click, surprise!) but I feel 🤣🤣🤣 so good now. had a good night's sleep. I passed out writing the half of the post and now I am writing at 4:30 am ☠️

anyways, I have never seen anyone discussing this episode before so I did it 😭 I am in love with the silly things actually! man I love this head emptu no thot vibe, and those questionable frames ☠️ and that masked man! hsjsjkkakekrisjznfkk why was all of these needed at all! but I loved that 🤣

[hairtusk]

women in love is SUCH a fucking masterpiece when it comes to the various types of neurosis that plague males it is SO GOOD !!!!! every man in this novel is exposed as a little fucking FREAK eventually, and every single time, the freakishness he has directly harms the women around him !! and it also draws on the various ways that women can be attracted to violence and brutality, and also to the sexless platonic ideal of love and union, if either is suggested to them by the man they love - but how this male neurosis and the submission to it bites them in the ass every single time and leads directly away from love, not to the greater union they were seeking !!! it tells us that men cannot bully their way into or philosophise their way out of sexuality, and that women cannot achieve love through pure submission to male whims !!! to be loved through ownership is not the same as loving !!! it is a novel about balancing philosophical ideas of unity with passionate sexuality to achieve an equality of union and move away from the game playing that leads to mutual masculine / feminine destruction !!!!!!!! it is an intensely relevant novel to our modern era of red-pill men and tradwives and 'sprinkle sprinkle' and 'OF thots' and misogynistic softboys !!!!!!! READ D.H. LAWRENCE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[girlbossingblogg]

im such a philosophical poet and such a quirky nerd but i’m so so so sexy ugh ofc i’m a thought thot daughter

[marinecorvid]

Thots about bw2 I want to slap into the void of tumblr: nearly finished w the plasma plot line, as much as I have preexisting knowledge of it (on the frigate in the giant chasm) but the pacing has felt really *off* in comparison to bw1. like don’t get me wrong I’ve been enjoying this extensively but in comparison, I feel bw1 has a much better scale of intensity; team plasma also doesn’t feel like as much of a threat? like yeah they’ve got a big ice blasting ship or whatever but npcs don’t acknowledge their current existence as much as they did in bw1. Like plasma is just kinda there and the Oh Shit! factor that gamefreak wanted is being presumed to exist bc of you presumably having played bw1 and would assume the threat level but for the longest while they’re just. There. also I don’t like I’ve just realized I don’t like how plasma’s stated goal is Unova Domination!!!! Like yeah that’s ghetsis’ whole thing but it’s so much less interesting than a Pokemon welfare group gone off their rocker. Doesn’t make zinzolin a particularly memorable antagonist. ALSO I wish we got more colress time. More random philosophical conversations. Like not an N & bw1protag level of connected but at least More than what we got (but I still haven’t finished yet so ymmv). TLDR gamefreak involving the team plot w the league in bw1 was an INSPIRED narrative move

[stephaniedola]

update i did end up deciding to get a stupid swap gift and it was just as hilarious as i expected, my uncle was having a mental breakdown trying to find scratch tickets in the bag because all it was was 2 ten dollar christmas ornaments of Hidden Valley ranch and French's mustard

i didnt end up getting anything for my dads family's yankee swap which is kinda unusual for me and i kinda wanna get something really stupid

[mamamittens]

Unhinged bedtime thought flavors you can expect on my blog.

"W-What if you (totally not me) held hands with blorbo?"

Horny thots because it's just that time now.

Deep philosophical, near poetic musings on the nature of humanity in hyper specific tropes.

Fuck that bitch.

"Unfortunately, I fell asleep instead of writing several days in a row."

Nearly told y'all about my first "suspiciously gay for two straight dudes" animated couple. From a Christian Bible cartoon show with only one season from the 90s (Look, even as a kid I thought Nero was a little too unhinged about the baker man).

Wild times. Wild times.

[thegeminisage]

absolutely looove being able to teleport somewhere super high up and just dive to where i need to be. peak gameplay. anyway i'm going to SIGH the tundra

I MADE A BIRD...i made a bird with an engine and batteries!!!! it goes up and down!!!!!!!!!

oh man you could fly ANYWHERE with enough juice.....anywhere!!!

it's not great at ascending but STILL

maybe with more fans on the bottom next time, but i ran out of battery power...

BAH i missed the island i was about to drop onto bc of the blood moon >:(

oh my god this thing has a ZILLION tears on it and i dont have snowboots girl HELP

at least theres not a bunch of fucking lynels here this time, i thought, before getting attacked by a fucking bear

oh my god i FOUND IT........that took ages

ok. im bracing myself once more

SCREEEEAM. SCREAM. SCREAM SCREAM I AM NOT PREPARED

I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR WHATEVER THE FUCK. SHOULD I HAVE COME BACK LATER? I'M GETTING THEM IN ORDER FROM NOW ON THIS IS TOO MUCH

to clarify i have watched three seconds of this memory. i saw ganondorf and had to put my face in my hands and scream. ok. unpausing now. god help me

I

NEED

A

SECOND

no. wait. i need to watch that again

girl that was number TEN??????? oh my god. i'm literally gonna get a guide. in order from now on no matter WHAT!!!

first of all. FIIIRST of all. is sonia like....dead lmao rip lady

SECONDLY. i realize im having a hard time divorcing ganondorf from matt mercer. uh oh

ALSO THESE ARE THE SHOTS FROM THE TRAILER...maybe i was meant to see this now, given where it is placed...love a good nonlinear story. im still gonna try to do them in order though my heart feels ready to jump out of my chest

i still don't know if we're calling him "demon king" and he has the glowy hair and scaly look if this "counts" as demise. what a fun philosophical question. where does demise end and ganondorf begin??

he is sooo hot btw. im so sorry. he's so hot

nintendo was SO careful to cut out the zonai soldiers from the trailer footage...you'd never imagine it was from the distant past...i love how they all wear theee zonai clothes...i wish i could wear mine always

redeads WHEN btw

i thot that was the end of the cutscene but then HERE COMES RAURU........

YOU TOOK FOR GRANTED THE GODLIKE POWER YOU HAD IN YOUR HANDS..........girl thats literally the triforce. he made the TRIANGLE SYMBOL WITH HIS HANDS thats been zelda headcanon for sooo long

idk if it was anyone else's but it was mine. it was in my fanfic that i wrote when i was 14

"you tried to control me, rauru..." so i know nintendo would never give us good guy ganondorf but i am clinging to the scraps to build my own canon about it later. he sounds as though he was Wronged. im choosing to believe this

literally thot zelda was about to take a pic but she's just transporting them.........clever girl <3

but if rauru and sonia are both dead or about to die...surely they had a child who could go on to have children to eventually lead to zelda...so like is the baby human looking or. sorry this is just so wild to me. they literally didn't have to make him animal-like

ok i see a shrine nearby but then i am getting the HELL out of this tundra

[sskk-ao3feed]

Philosophical Fornicators (or Deep Thots)

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/caP6gBq by mysticaldrake “Well, that wasn’t bad at all!”, Dazai piped up, tone more cheerful than what the situation required. “Speak for yourself”, Fyodor replied. “Not that I am aiming to offend you, dorogoy, but I’ve had-”. Everyone’s favourite anemic Russian terrorist was interrupted by a coughing fit. Which was all surprisingly domestic for two people who had agreed to have sex for purely philosophical purposes. - After some casual enemy-sex (for purely philosophical purposes), Fyodor and Dazai start gossiping about their past lovers and competing for who's the biggest manwhore. Some spoilers ahead! Words: 4538, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M, Multi Characters: Dazai Osamu (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs) Relationships: Dazai Osamu/Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Fyodor Dostoyevsky/Shibusawa Tatsuhiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fyodor Dostoyevsky/Nikolai Gogol (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fyodor Dostoyevsky/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fyodor Dostoyevsky/Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs), Nikolai Gogol/Sigma (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Kunikida Doppo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Edogawa Ranpo (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo/Edgar Allan Poe (Bungou Stray Dogs), Edogawa Ranpo/Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Ozaki Kouyou/Yosano Akiko (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fyodor Dostoyevsky/Sakaguchi Ango (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Sakaguchi Ango (Bungou Stray Dogs), Dazai Osamu/Oda Sakunosuke (Bungou Stray Dogs), Oda Sakunosuke/Sakaguchi Ango (Bungou Stray Dogs), Agatha Christie/Fyodor Dostoyevsky (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fyodor Dostoyevsky/Bram Stoker (Bungou Stray Dogs), Kunikida Doppo/Nakahara Chuuya (Bungou Stray Dogs), Akutagawa Ryuunosuke/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), Lucy Maud Montgomery/Nakajima Atsushi (Bungou Stray Dogs), who knows - Relationship, Fukuzawa Yukichi/Mori Ougai (Bungou Stray Dogs), Fukuchi Ouchi/Fukuzawa Yukichi (Bungou Stray Dogs) Additional Tags: Implied Sexual Content, Sexual Humor, Casual Sex, with your nemesis, Love Hotels, Banter, Fyozai's Unconventional Mating Rituals, Semi-friendly slut shaming, Swearing, Drinking, Smoking, spoilers for fyodor's ability, they're sort of implied, but they're there, ALL SHIPS TAGGED BESIDES FYOZAI are just past/implied/referenced/unserious, some are even one-sided, Crack, Humor, Attempt at Humor, Rivals With Benefits, mentions of cheating, Non-Monogamous Characters, Casual Relationships - Freeform, Monoshippers this probably isn't for you, No real romantic feelings, or maybe they're there, Imagine whatever you like, Breaking the Fourth Wall, Satire, Mentioned religious play, yes i referenced my own fyolai fic in here, One Shot read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/caP6gBq

[pacificpurgatory]

01/30/2024

January 30th, 2024

yoo-taw… the waters of the Great Salt Lake are too saline for most aquatic life to live in, but it still looks beautiful from the surface 🐟 i visited my friend jason who lives in salt lake city. he used to live in vegas but moved to utah several years ago. now he has a gf and job and a life of his own out there. it’s always nice catching up with old friends, i feel like we really just pick up where we left off. i was supposed to go with some other friends from vegas too but they flaked smh my head… i had fun tho 😛 i went to the opera in downtown, it was my first time and tbh it was soo fun! a lot of people dressed up fancy. i went snowshoeing on a scenic mountain. i hiked a lot with my friend. i was never an outdoors-y person growing up, but lately i’ve been trying to become one so i’ve been doing a bunch of stuff outside. i even got new hiking boots a few weeks ago (thx REI!! ⛰️) we went to antelope island and saw bison. we climbed to the top of a mountain by the salt lake and also hiked around the entire perimeter of it, so we basically own that mountain now 😎 we had deep conversations about aesthetic symbolism and esoteric european occultism and also philosophical debates about tough questions like “would you rather have a gay son or a thot daughter?”

i had a great time being in nature and catching up with my good friend and seeing/meeting the people who have become significant in his life after moving away 🙂

one evening, we went out drinking in downtown and as we were about to call it a night and leave, some lone young woman on the street we were walking down asked us to escort her home because she trusted us for some reason. her name was brie (“like the cheese!”) she was from wisconsin. we made sure she got home safe but i don’t think she should have been so trusting of two random men in the first place… i felt like Batman that night 🥷🦇 had she asked some people less noble than us two, it could have been tragic. she had a boyfriend who didn’t care that she was out alone at night or with two strangers taking her home. the world can be evil but i’d like to believe we imparted some humanity that makes it easier to live in

[ahsokasupremacy]

palpatine keeps stressing out baby!anakin by constantly giving him philosophical trolley problem dilemmas but they’re all stupid crap like “dead wife or dead master?? gay son or thot daughter? would you rather have one life or double it and give it to someone else? 😏” and nine year old anakin is just like “👁️👄👁️ I am still learning my multiplication tables…”

later, mace windu or obi-wan is like “i thought you said you’ve already known your tables since you were like five?” and anakin’s like “yeah LMFAO i just said that to get away from peepeepoopootine!! he’s so weird 🤮 wanna play space chess with me? 😈”

[phantangled]

no bad dreams… only memes 😌

[lipstickontheglass1985]

sometimes i wonder whether if ciepłe dranie were written in english would the dashboard be obsessed with it or would mentioning it get you blocked cocked and reported three generations of mutuals back. and then i get too scared and i stop wondering