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tgirl tummy

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Let’s do this. Instead of replying, though, send me an Ask.

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patron saint of one way trips

@lakefucine | patti white | the reverent marigold | eleanor hsieh | gus greshem | oleg gazenko | alan shapiro | boston manor | @caputvulpinum | pigeon watch | brennig davies | sleeping at last | @fateology | sarah doyle.

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✸ FIC ASK GAME ✸

part 1 here

↻ FLIP FLOP: send me a scene from one of my fics and I’ll describe or write it from another character’s POV!

✰ NEW SHAPES: send me a fic and I’ll give you an alternate direction the fic could have gone!

☹ EVIL TWIN: send me a fic or scene and I’ll give you the unhappy ending version of it!

⇆ SLIDING DOORS: pick a character from one fic to drop into another!

✄ DVD BONUS: pick a fic and I’ll describe or write a deleted scene!

♬ THEME SONG: pick a fic and I’ll share a song that reminds me of it (and why!)

✑ PROCESSING: pick a fic and I’ll tell you what it was like to write it!

♡ SMALL THINGS: pick a fic and I’ll tell you my favorite minor detail from it!

∆ DO OVER: pick a fic and I’ll tell you if there’s anything I’d change or do differently if I wrote it today!

☉ SHARK TANK: make a case for why I should write a character, pairing, or trope that I haven’t yet!

☒ AMNESTY: send me a number, and I’ll count down in my asks and answer whatever’s there!

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[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage

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many will tell you that the dog motif is passé and cliché and overdone . don't listen to them. keep chaining that fictional man to a fence

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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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Oh to be someone’s first and only obsessive thought

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not now kitten. the enormity of daddy's desire is disgusting him

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i'm a real sick freak, a real fucked up kinda puppy, i'm into all kinds of problematic shit. yeah, i'll surrender to your loving embrace. yeah i'll curl up in your arms. yeah, that's right slut, stroke my hair and tell me you love me for who i've become. i-ignore the sobbing, it's all part of my twisted psychosexual game

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some highlights from hugh grant answering the proust questionnaire in vanity fair.

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The comedy of this blog being reduced to me rbing gifs of m/f couples i like and being like This Could Be LJ3 is not lost on me….

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The yuri was there. It didn't save anyone. It didn't change anything. But it still matters that the yuri was there

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Liv Tyler as Arwen and Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING 2003 | dir. Peter Jackson