#lj3

[j2zara]

LJ3 doing Friends with Benefits wip is done! We love to see mess!

Ship: J3 + J4 (aka LJ3)

Summary: It's movie night in Jace's townhome for the clones, and J3 and J4 are trying to be friends again after a messy breakup. Well. "Friends."

Teaser:

“Hey. Relax,” she breathes, the sensation tickling his neck.  “You’re not gonna be weird about this, are you?” The way she pouts with her cheek pressed against his shoulder makes his heart ache. How could he ever deny her anything? That’s what he wants to say. Instead— J3 shakes his head. “No,” he croaks out—too quick, but he can feel his cheeks go hot. Which is stupid because they’re supposed to be friends, right? J3 can be happy being friends. The relief that they’re talking again is enough. It should be enough. It’s too bad that he is the way he is—greedy, ravenous. He wants it all. Still, he’s glad they’re talking again. If he wants it all, he’ll take that much.

Anyway! I'm assuming if you're here you're already steeped in cloneposting. If not, care for some Clone Fic? You can Start Here. There's a Clone Primer included and everything.

[neerdowellnarrator]

Anyway this started as a joke by @j2zara and then I accidentally got a little serious. Ooops. Thanks also to @hauntedwizardmoment for their invaluable contributions

[zukkacore]

Imma be real w/ you guys I own quite a few of those modern Greek retellings bc I have (had) a little thing called a spending problem but are any of these things actually good

[anarchypumpkincowboy]

Man Jace is always fucking people that would or could kill him I just caught the bastard trying to fuck slade wilson

[mxnsterfxckr]

clones :) trying to catch-up on posts but am rotating LJ3 in my mind

[hauntedwizardmoment]

Conceptualizing the phrase “our blessed LJ3 vs their barbarous jaceporter” being a reclaimed inside joke between LJ3 and when j4 says it to j3 in passing after j2 is particularly spineless in the face of Jace. Jace is like. [walter white dot png] Jesse. What the FUCK are you taking about

HELPPPPP

jace @ j2: do you three have jokes. when did you make the time for that? because if you're not busy enough, then i can find something for you to do, i'm sure.

j2: no i'm not in on the joke, thats all them

jace, realizing that there are now intricate clone popularity politics: j2... get out of my sight. i dont want to see you for the rest of the day. go to the basement.

[madamlaydebug]

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[j2zara]

I have. So many wips I need to finish but also. What if I started a new LJ3 wip instead

[neerdowellnarrator]

OK YEAH NO LITERALLY SAY THAT. I was gonna say LJ3 could do Odysseus and Penelope. Both of them pursued by other/many loves, some even godlike, and still come home to each other.

YESSSS literally!!

You're favored by the god of war. He grants you victory, grants you life (you were a gift for him, at least in the beginning.) You grow to hate the war (you grow to hate the god). You want to go home.

You're deeply in love, and you're alone. Your love ran from war as far as she could (it nearly drove herto madness) and could not escape it. War comes to your shores, as well. He comes seductively, he fills your halls, he does not actually want you but he wants what you represent.

You are pursued by gods. They do not want to let you go. They say they love you. If you stayed, you would be so irrevocably changed from yourself that you would not longer be worth loving. You flee. You are pursued by gods.

You are pursued by men. Man. You cannot escape him. He fills the house you cannot leave. You wait for your love. You will not replace her. He demands your time, your attention, your loyalty. You smile so sweetly he doesn't look at your hands as they unravel.

You are unraveling. You are the prisoner of a god. The god is lonely. The god is possessive. The god puts you somewhere you cannot leave. You escape. War follows you home.

War never left your home. War is tired of waiting. War demands your surrender.

You kill War in your home.

War dies in your home. War stands in her home. You're deeply in love. Still.

You see your lover. You love him/her anyway.

[banglasitv]

Yummy yummy candies opening ASMR #ytshorts - https://youtu.be/Lj3-3G9wiIc

[zukkacore]

TAG GAME

Rules: Go to your (current/main) AO3 account and find the following:

Thanks for the tag @billdenbrough this was fun to do!!!

What ratings do you write most of your fics under?

To my surprise! T and E are like. Evenly tied with 7 each.... Genuinely was expecting E to eek out the others bc nearly EVERYTHING i've been writing these days is kind explicit lol (except for Tell Me How) and i've been writing a LOT more than i used to. But i guess in the past i have more like tame stuff, makes sense, some of it is Reddie some of it is DR so...

What are your top three fandoms?

Dimension 20 (7) (wow!! lol!)

IT - Stephen King / It (movies) (3) (i'm lumping them in together)

DanganRonpa (2) (i'm lumping together DR series total and DR: trigger happy havoc)....

there's another thing i've written for that also is tied w two works but... i shan't say

What is the top character you write about?

Jace Stardiamond (7)!

Hysterical, considering how nothing he is, but also. Completely unsurprising considering how much i've been gripped by that piece of sopping wet cardboard of a man and his "I can't, I tried" that has compelled me all summer long..... But also, some of the times im tagging Jace its actually in the place of his clones who are technically canon but do not have personalities or names and therefore do not have ao3 tags.... Porter is second at (6), which does make sense bc.... like.... Jace has superceded him... who is porter... my new hyperfixation LJ3 has practically nothing to do with Porter, no i will not elaborate

What are your top three pairings?

Porter Cliffbreaker / Jace Stardiamond (6), Ben/Hanscom/Beverly Marsh (3) (????? surprising??? i've never written anything that is JUST them but they have taken SOME precedence in a way that isn't completely sidepairing coded in my reddie phase, im thinking specifically in Sky High AU), and Eddie Kaspbrak / Richie Tozier (3)

Unsurprising i guess. Starbreaker has ruined my life (positive). and i did have a good reddie kick. the Benverly feels wrong tho.

Since Benverly feels like a copout i will add. After that we have Kuwata Leon / Sayaka Maizono at 2 bc i love mess, i love the way they love (trying to kill each other with kitchen knives) and.... Jace Stardiamond/Jace Stardiamond at 2. Which is a cypher for LJ3

What are the top three additional tags?

Campaign 01 Season 3: Fantasy High Junior Year (7)

Alternate Universe (6)

Anal Sex (5)

THE LAST ONE.... Anyway. Ok so. The dimension 20 tagging system is weird b/c all the campaigns are lumped together so the additional tags if how you differentiate which campaign. I guess not surprising? I did a sky high AU, i've written a Talent Swap, and i have smaller AUs with smaller divergences... Tbh the whole Porter/cloneverse thing is ALSO an AU so like... those should probably count too but i guess i didn't tag them

If you want an additional Gimme, I have Power Imbalance (4)

Does any of this surprise you?

Not really? Idk i don't think i write enough to have many surprises on my ao3, like i knew Starbreaker was the most i'd written for in a long time and i was right. I was surprised i have the same amount of T and E fics.... but to be fair before this summer most of the things i wrote were like. Ambitious multichap stuff that were full on AUs or sometimes took place in high school so i guess that makes sense.... Its just, in my mind my stupid hornyposting has eclipsed everything else. I WAS surprised abt the benverly thing, that's a total fluke. It feels wrong that I technically have more benverly than LJ3

I really shouldn't be surprised by how Jace Stardiamond is my favorite sopping wet beast. And yet.

TAGGING: hmmm.... @iaus, @hauntedwizardmoment, @delinquentbookworm, @jadeandquartzes @toziers (@ everyone feel free to answer this on main or not.. or not at all!!)

[anarchypumpkincowboy]

It might be the brain getting knocked about a lot the last two days but j2 being the bandaid for LJ3 and Starbreaker is making me so emotional

Like imagine your lot in life was to always be the short term replacement for affection meant for someone else. That is why you were created in the first place. And then you become the bandaid for your fellow clones. And you’re condescended to no matter who you’re being a bandaid for at the time because they either view you as a gift created just for them or just too naive to want better.

[mxnsterfxckr]

clone posting :) bluejay 3rd wheeling LJ3s horny movie night is SO FUNNYYY.

[hauntedwizardmoment]

I don’t think it would ever happen bc I think j3 is not QUITE this embarrassing (even tho he’s plenty embarrassing) but the idea of j3 doing an apology tour for Ellie is so funny to me now. Bro gets like a single credit on each of the Jace + Jaces albums for his contribution and like one song and now he’s written an entire confessional album about how much of a fuckup he was abt LJ3. I’m dying of secondhand embarrassment just thinking abt it. Tbe believer in love in me says it might actually be decent but the knower about shitty apology tours knows in my heart that it’s bad <3

oh NOOOOO this is so darksided. for the lead single he's going for jealous guy by john lennon but he ends up with something akin to fucking. get her back by robin thicke. the album is GRUESOME in both how bad the songwriting is (nobody ever accused j3 of being a good lyricist) AND in terms of how revealing it is about their lives (maybe this is where j3 confesses to the j2 affair. MESS.). and the whole project, the album and tour and media circus, is dedicated to the goal of Getting J4 Back. which means that if you buy the album and go to the show youre complicit in this very public groveling routine that j3 is doing. j3 is getting torn APART by both critics and his listeners.

and unfortunately for j4 who has never received a grand gesture in her life. she finds it extremely touching and brave that j3 would do this. she loves his bad poetry. they end up back together and stronger than ever now that they no longer have any unaddressed skeletons in the closet. jace is looking at this and is like "j4 i know this is rich coming from me but you need to get up off the ground. you Cannot seriously be entertaining this" and shes like "fuck you jace go scam your fans or whatever it is you do"

[everysshkey]

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