#or is off-base

[neerdowellnarrator]

OK YEAH NO LITERALLY SAY THAT. I was gonna say LJ3 could do Odysseus and Penelope. Both of them pursued by other/many loves, some even godlike, and still come home to each other.

YESSSS literally!!

You're favored by the god of war. He grants you victory, grants you life (you were a gift for him, at least in the beginning.) You grow to hate the war (you grow to hate the god). You want to go home.

You're deeply in love, and you're alone. Your love ran from war as far as she could (it nearly drove herto madness) and could not escape it. War comes to your shores, as well. He comes seductively, he fills your halls, he does not actually want you but he wants what you represent.

You are pursued by gods. They do not want to let you go. They say they love you. If you stayed, you would be so irrevocably changed from yourself that you would not longer be worth loving. You flee. You are pursued by gods.

You are pursued by men. Man. You cannot escape him. He fills the house you cannot leave. You wait for your love. You will not replace her. He demands your time, your attention, your loyalty. You smile so sweetly he doesn't look at your hands as they unravel.

You are unraveling. You are the prisoner of a god. The god is lonely. The god is possessive. The god puts you somewhere you cannot leave. You escape. War follows you home.

War never left your home. War is tired of waiting. War demands your surrender.

You kill War in your home.

War dies in your home. War stands in her home. You're deeply in love. Still.

You see your lover. You love him/her anyway.

[rainbow-taishi]

Filipino Isekai

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

"this is a universal queer experience"

>ask if it's universal or white

>they don't understand

>I pull out a diagram explaining what is universal and what is white

>they laugh and say "It's a good experience sir"

>I'm a native american trans woman

>Experience is white

[redactedrem]

Headcanon where after so many arguments between the batkids and Bruce over his paranoia and complete disregard for his kids privacy, the entire family had compromised with (in the healthiest way possible) downloading life360 on their phones and that's how they all keep track of each other.

Now Bruce knew that this is mostly for his benefit and is supposed to be a healthy alternative for his unhealthy paranoia and helicopter parenting, but what he wasn't expecting was for his kids to start keeping track of him.

He's putting gas in his car and Dick calls him because apparently Dick has been watching him drive around on the app? And Bruce is currently at a gas station thats right around the corner from a Taco Bell and now Dick wants him to get food for everyone since he's already there.

He's driving home from a meeting and Steph calls him because her and Duke were shopping in the area and wants to know if he can pick them up, when he asks how she knew he was on the same street, he gets a "Oh I just like to stalk everyone on the app for funsies." as an answer.

Jason calls him and he can barely get out a hello before Jason cuts him off, "Bruce why the fuck is your phone battery on 5%, charge your damn phone" which completely stuns him because why does he know that. He clears his throat before answering. "Jason, what?"

"Everyone can see each others phone batteries on '360, now charge your phone." Is all he gets before Jason hangs up on him.

[d4ggerfish]

dnd character design :] !!!

[queermasculine]

"what do butch4butch couples even do" um this

[dreadful-windandrain]

"will you match my freak" no. i'm freakier than you. this is a competition and i'm winning

[leavemebetosleep]

Fluttershy grapples with the realization that she is, in fact a monster fucker.

meanwhile in Discord's brain:

[chloesimaginationthings]

Man this scene in FNAF 2 movie is gonna be wild-

[theshadowrealmitself]

I like to think that Vulcans who come to understand that Humans just can’t try to process emotions the same way as them, it’s just healthiest to let it out in harmless ways, decide that venting and stuff should be taken just as seriously as Vulcan’s meditation time, and will encourage the Humans around them to complain about what’s upsetting them

People who are used to aloof Vulcans who avoid Humans at all cost running into one comforting a Human

“-and then they said my cheesecake was subpar, and they didn’t even bring a dish!!!”

“The purpose of this event was that every participant brings a food item of sorts, correct?”

“Yeah!!”

“And they did not follow this rule while insulting dishes that were brought?”

“Mostly just my dish but yeah >:(“

“How illogical”

“That’s what I’m saying!!!”

[seagiri]

up to interpretation

[metaphoricallyrose]

Jr year baby!

[voidoffline]

!This is a drawing! Not a screenshot!

This is nineteen hours of work. (Not the build I based this off of- it only took me like a few minutes to build it XD)

(This is the next build of mine that I will draw)

[kidovna]

no mourners, no funerals

[samipekoe]

dungeon meshi if it was evil

[d-does-art]

*Swaps your captains*

I re-drew this a little better.