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p1nkcanoe · 2 years ago
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rain just can’t ever stand still, and if he does manage to stand still he looks like he has no idea how to be a living being.
and then he gets on stage and becomes the most photogenic ghoul ever.
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jellllllo-bowl · 27 days ago
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gotham rainy nights
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i firmly believe in Duke doing silly things with his power
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hiding under your dad's cape when it's pouring outside can be something very special + bat-rain-poncho, several years later
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beebfreeb · 7 months ago
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thief-of-eggs · 18 days ago
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Headcannon that due to diligently monitoring the Wayne family’s media image, Alfred is chronically online, and as such, is constantly dropping slang into conversation like-
(Over the coms)
Batman: Alfred, what’s the update on the Arkham situation?
Alfred: *Ahem* Unfortunately sir, it is as they say- ‘we’re cooked’
Collective groans from Tim, Dick, and Jason over the coms
Batman: …Huh?
Jason: *muttering* I knew I should’ve stayed outa this one…
Damian: I don’t understand, what are we cooking?
Alfred: It’s giving ‘failure era’, sir-
Dick: Damn it!
Tim: We really are cooked
Damian: What does that -?
Alfred: It’s lowkey not-
Batman: In English Alfred. Please.
Alfred: *Sigh* My apologies, sir. The Joker has escaped.
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m3djed · 10 months ago
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"he would not fucking say that" but you ever be looking at fanart and suddenly its "he would not fucking have abs"
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notherpuppet · 8 months ago
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Three darling daughters #girldad
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eydilily · 2 months ago
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hermit family photo ! ! !
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aniisol · 6 days ago
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mumbo thinks he could beat most the irl hermits in a fistfight. okay. let's see. welcome back, my name is grian and today we're all gathered here to kick off a brand new life series in the middle of this actual forest
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hinamie · 2 months ago
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post-graduation trip airport looks
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wojtekaneko · 18 days ago
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well that was awkward
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malfiora · 2 months ago
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Damian: *hits a growth spurt and now he's taller than Tim and Duke*
Jason: No
Damian: *grows taller than Dick*
Jason: No no
Damian: *taller than Bruce and eye level with Jason*
Jason: No no no –
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intercrusher · 2 months ago
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laura her dad and that bald guy
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wolfythewitch · 2 months ago
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Ford doodles
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nenoname · 3 months ago
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thinking about how stan was able to play off finding journal 2 so easily in front of so many people
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but when he soon finds out 3 was under his roof for over a month he needs a moment to regain his composure
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he's been looking for the books for over 30 years and they both just fall into his lap in less than a few days
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mikeluciraphgabe · 2 months ago
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Dick: Sorry guys, Bruce AND Alfred said no more cookies for today
Damian: this vexes me
Tim: so not demure
Duke: I’m going to eat Damian
Jason and Steph: Destiel didn’t die for this
Cass: ☝️❓🤨🙄
Dick: Please guys what the fuck are you saying
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