#this is just who I am 😔
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darkwoodlandz · 6 months ago
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Love going to the thrift store every other day attempting to look like a twilight character 🐺🥀
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ash-and-starlight · 1 year ago
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humble contribution
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bleeding-seraphic · 5 months ago
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wait I think I know why Sebastian hates being flashbanged
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Okay so my marine biology phase from middle school that never really disappeared came back so I was planning abilities asylum!Sebastian got from his weird genes. Behold:
Anglerfish- Gave him the angler lure obvious and possibly any bioluminescence
Blue Whale- As a lovely anon informed me Sebastian is almost 63 ft long
Mantis Shrimp- Punches at the speed of a .22 caliber bullet
Silver spinyfin- Deepest living known fish, can withstand 5000 atmospheres of pressure, also have 38 color seeing cells (cones) as compared to humans' 3 to 4 and are very light sensitive, which is probably why the flash beacon pisses Sebastian off so much
Sea Snake- Neurotoxin venom
Great White- One of the animals kingdom's highest bite strengths, can bite through solid bone or boat hulls. Also can feel the electrical signals given off by living creatures with horrifying accuracy up to several hundred feet away
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myokk · 5 months ago
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my first attempt at digital art (never again🥲) for mctober💘
Eloise Babbit✨
slytherin
5th year
favorite subjects: arithmancy & ancient runes
least favorite subject: beasts (animals make her nervous🥲)
hobbies: reading & thinking (IT’S A HOBBY OKAY??)
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lidera-aro · 2 months ago
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Am I the only one who thought this was what they meant when they said “shoot through twelve axes”? I was confused when I saw twelve axes with holes😭
I just thought it this way since read The Odyssey when I was a child, and this kinda looks more challenging?
Also, drawing is sh/t bc I can’t draw to save my life pls comment if you’re confused/have questions!
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electric-plants · 9 months ago
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cyno: delivery for you.
alhaitham: …this letter is from you
cyno: yes. i’d already written it by the time i realized i didn’t trust anyone else to bring it to you
alhaitham: you could just tell me what it says then since you’re already here
cyno: i can’t say it out loud in your office
alhaitham: ah. so it must be a fairly sensitive case—
alhaitham: cyno.
cyno: what?
alhaitham: this just says that you think i’m pretty
cyno: yes, because i do and - considering the nature of our current relationship - i thought i should let you know.
alhaitham: again— you could just tell me?
cyno, frowning: we’re at work, that would be unprofessional. though i suppose you’ve already breached the line by reading it out loud so please be more considerate next time :/
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fearoffun · 2 months ago
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~_~
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chasedeys · 3 months ago
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Steelers' coaches on Burrow and Chase
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kandicon · 9 months ago
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Toy Soldier vs Drumbot Brian contrasts save me <33
Smth smth, the inanimate being choosing to carve and force a piece of life inside itself. The human who was forced to become an object, a robot, with no choice in the matter. The usage of it/its to dehumanize oneself as a means of reclaiming an identity vs the usage of he/him as a means of reclaiming the human identity taken. One who's angel voice pierces through instruments and other singers like when it sings vs the one who rarely sings unless the entire crew sings, so that his voice may be drowned out among it all. The Toy Soldier who completely halts the pacing of another mechanism's song (gptvtmk) to do a heart wrenching solo that temporarily takes the spotlight while refusing to have an independent backstory song vs Drumbot Brian who does have a backstory song, but refuses to sing it unless alongside his other mechanisms and has someone who wasn't a part of the crew at the time be the main singer. Hell, just the difference in focus on title between their songs "The Toy Soldier's Song" which puts all the focus on the Toy Soldier vs "Lost in the Cosmos" which focuses squarely on the situation. The way neither of them have complete control of their actions, not when a sharp order or the flip of a switch may change them in an instant.
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lotus-pear · 10 months ago
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MY BESTIE JUST PAID ME FORTY BUCKS TO DRAW SOUKOKU IN SHUAKE FITS OH MY GOD SCREAMINGSNDHHHHGGGG IM ABOUT TO CULTIVATE THE FINEST PIECE OF ART IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND JUST FOR HIM THIS MONEY WILL KEEP ME FED FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK GODBLESS I LOVE HUMANITY
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wishchip106 · 3 months ago
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thinking about how when i first watched multiverse of madness and i saw Charles i went
“oh hey its that bald guy from xmen huh, was it professor x? no clue”
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and then after becoming obsessed with xmen and i watched it again i went (when he was revealed)
“OMG ITS BABYGIRL HIIIIII 😻😻😻”
my priorities changed for sure
thinking about Erik in that world finding out his daughter (from another universe) killed his husband
damn 😔
we got live action banana chair
honestly, burn it
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aerequets · 3 months ago
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an update on the sleep talking,
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mblue-art · 1 year ago
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drew @owl-bones's lv20 dust!cross boy, strike 💗 (pre-redesign) (new design here!)
silly xtras + simp thoughts under the cut
a shitpost ... ft silly au bc i got attached to how blorbo i made my sona in it...
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im just a lil guye... against big scary tall skeleman constantly burning lots of magic... who easily crumbles to even the smallest bit of affection... he'll be dead on the fukcign gorund when im done w him /j/j/j/j/lh/aff <333
self-indulgent scenario/au surrounding my simping (just like all my other AUs in my head lololol) is called icecube (for now,, 👉👈),, yearned hard during an especially chilly rainy day, and felt so cold i joked that i was turning into ice-- then i got attacked with simp thoughts about how he'd be sooo warm and toasty (,,perfect for the weather,,,/)/////(\;;) and the silly thought of being the ice to his warmth-- his little icecube-- is very /////wwww
i love,, the visual of getting cold chilly hands and just reaching up to cup his cheeks and feel his ambient(?) magic warming my hands up and the whole gesture simultaneously making him melt,,
an icecube can only cool off a magic-burning body so much,, but i hope he enjoys the feeling lots everytime he holds cold lil me to his chest uwu 🧊💙❤️‍🔥
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mousemannation · 2 months ago
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i can’t believe daniil got knocked up
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fakenbreedable · 7 months ago
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Truly it's no wonder I have a CNC and Rape kink. I'm terrified of getting pregnant, so I'm scared of all penetrative sex. So of course I need a real dominant man to force it inside me! Obviously I want to be fucked after all, so don't wait for me to invite you in or ask you to do it, and just do it 🥰
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napping-sapphic · 8 months ago
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yeah, my life can just get so tough😔 (constantly in the mood to flirt but too shy and easily embarrassed to flirt with anyone)
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