#JOKE. this is a joke

[mousemannation]

i can’t believe daniil got knocked up

[wyrm-bl00ded]

Gonna make a horrible post when I turn 18. It's gonna be foul. Queuing it up now. Be warned.

[emotional-moss]

when an archaeologist says they think [insert object] was used for spiritual or ceremonial rites it actually means it’s a dildo but they don’t wanna say that

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

my birthday is this weekend so if any of you want to confess your undying love or anything now's as good a time as you're gonna get

[erodingsinner]

not naming names but some of you are genuinely egregious cunts and i hope that you burn in hell forever

[petroglyphy]

betty grof kins do NOT interact. your very presence drives this simon back into the depths of despairing madness. there are only so many times one can endure the torture labyrinth nexus

you are a ⚠ COGNITOHAZARD ⚠

[starlightcataclysm]

hey i need one more follower to hit 800. so now is probably a good time for everyone to mass unfollow me and make it impossible i think

[hearth-fucker]

Don't ask me why but I just feel like nurses have she/they energy and doctors have he/they energy. It's just their energies yah know?

[androdragynous]

being on tumblr for a long time but never reading homestuck like

[vampiricbisexuality]

like to charge, reblog to cast <3

[werewolfetone]

[wizardnuke]

"skibidi toilet is ruining gen alpha" do none of you people remember asdf. i remember asdf.

[vimbry-moved]

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[viralfrog]