#this is just chaos

[banannabethchase]

Mox walks into the BCC locker room to find Breeze visiting, and immediately runs off to hide Matt because those two can never be allowed to meet.

Such a Pretty Face - also on AO3

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Mox walks in on Breeze hanging out in the locker room before Collision and knows one thing: he can't let Breeze and Matt meet. He fails almost immediately.

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I...this one did things. Title from Brat by Chrissy Chlapecka.

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All Mox was trying to do was get a goddamned coffee.

He should have known it was possible, is the thing. He and Matt work at AEW. Claudio works at AEW. Of course Claudio would bring his boyfriend here.

He hadn’t thought it through to the logical conclusion.

“Claudio,” he grumbles into the phone, watching the interloper angle the phone for a selfie, “what the fuck is Breeze doing here?”

Breeze looks over at him and rolls his eyes, stupid perfect eyebrows doing a weird little wiggle. Mox stomps out of the room.

“Oh, you’ve seen him?” Claudio is annoyingly sunny. “Good. I and my Lyft driver are stuck in traffic. I told him to find you.”

“Told – why?!” Mox pulls the phone away and stares at it, waiting for one of Claudio’s stupid puns or jokes to show up in a text.

“Because Bryan finds him unappealing and Wheeler is unavailable.” He’s so annoyingly calm about it all, like this isn’t horribly inconvenient.

“Why me, though?” Mox whines. “I can’t stand him.”

“You can,” Claudio admonishes. “You are simply angry he insulted your gear that one time.”

Mox had actually forgotten about that, but Breeze can bitch about his gear pants all day long. “That’s not it,” he hisses. He looks through the door, angling his neck so that he can see Breeze’s foot. “I don’t want him going anywhere near Matt.”

“What?” Claudio asks, uncharacteristically befuddled. “Why not?”

“Because you and I managed to bag the two most impossible, insane, and insufferable men on the fucking planet and if they meet people will die.”

There’s a pause on the other end of the line. Mox wonders if he should begin planning his will. “Then perhaps I shouldn’t tell you Tyler is hoping to have a match with Orange Cassidy.”

Mox groans. “Seriously?!”

“He’s a free agent, Jon.” Mox wants to rip that smug tone out of his throat. “He’s allowed to explore his options.”

“Explore his – he’s going to end up running into Matt!” Mox hisses. “It’s going to be horrible.”

“What’s going to be horrible?”

Mox jumps about a foot as Matt comes up behind him. “Baby!” He leans in and kisses Matt, steering them slightly away from the door. “Hey, what’s up?”

“I heard my name and horrible in the same breath,” Matt says, dodging Mox’s next attempt to kiss him. “What’s horrible?”

“He’s talking about me,” Breeze yells from the room.

Mox freezes. “Matty,” he says slowly.

“Who,” Matt says, snapping into business mode, “is in there?” Then he eyes Mox.

Mox doesn’t even have time to panic run away before Breeze walks up behind him. He looks down a little at Matt. “Hey, Jackson,” he says, grinning. “Like your shoes.”

Matt’s eyes widen, hurt echoing. “Why is he in there?” he whispers. And Mox realizes.

“Oh, god, no!” Mox says. “Fuck, no. Never. Absolutely not. Hey.” He cups Matt’s cheeks, tilting him so their eyes meet. “Listen to me. The only pretty boy obsessed with his looks and clothes I want is you.”

Matt pouts, and it would be cute if Mox wasn’t about to lose his mind. “Then why’s he here?”

Mox looks over at Breeze, who looks maddeningly comfortable as he leans against the wall. He’s as if Matt and Seth got fused in one body but threw in an extra dose of impossible. “Yeah, Dean,” Breeze says, and Mox might strangle him right here and now. “Why am I here?”

“You call him that again, and I’ll shove those last season shoes right up your ass,” Matt snaps.

Mox fights a smile. “You don’t like it when people call me Dean?”

“You’re mine now,” Matt says simply. “Well, and AEW’s. Your name is Jon.” He turns to Breeze. “Or Mox, to you.”

“To me?”

Matt nods. He shuffles back into Mox’s space, an arm around his waist like a claim. “I’ll ask one more time. Why are you here?”

“If you must know,” Breeze says, adjusting his ponytail, “I’m interested in a match.”

Matt’s demeanor immediately shifts. “A match!” he says. “We would love to have you.”

“What?” Mox asks. “What was that?”

“A highly talented free agent like you? We’d be lucky to work together. Come on, let’s get to my office. Who are you interested in working with?”

Breeze turns to Mox, who shrugs, still unable to speak.

“Cassidy, Castle,” Breeze says, counting off his fingers, “and, honestly, you and Nick have the right idea right now.” His grin turns deadly. “Wouldn’t have a problem with getting in with the EVPs.”

Mox waits for Matt to correct Breeze about the name, but it doesn’t even look like he noticed. Matt grabs Breeze’s wrist and pulls him toward the EVP room, leaving Mox behind as they begin chattering about ring gear and the best tights for their asses.

He doesn’t know how long he’s been standing there when he feels a giant hand clap on his shoulder.

“Jesus!” he shrieks, jumping about a foot. “What the fuck?”

“Hello,” Claudio says. “Have you seen Tyler?”

“I – yes,” Mox says. “Somehow.”

“Somehow?”

“They, um. They met.”

Claudio frowns. “That can’t possibly have gone well.”

“Matt through I was cheating with Breeze.”

Claudio’s face goes blank for long enough that Mox worries if he has another jealous lunatic on his hands. And then he busts into laughter, falling against the door. “You!” Claudio chokes out. “You! And Breeze!” He works himself into a fit, tears gathering in the corners of his eyes.

“What the hell is so funny?” Mox asks, punching Claudio in his stomach. It kind of hurts his knuckles, and it makes him want to punch Claudio somewhere softer. “Calm the fuck down.”

“I apologize,” Claudio says, mopping his eyes with the cuffs of his BCC jacket. “I really do. I just don’t think you could handle Breeze.”

“I can handle Matt.”

Claudio scoffs. “Oh, no, my friend.” He claps Mox on the shoulder. “Breeze is very different from Matt.”

Mox rolls his eyes as they make their way toward the EVP room. “Either way, they’re being weird in a way I didn’t expect.”

“Explain.”

“I can’t,” Mox says, a hand on the EVP room doorknob, “you have to see it to get it.” He doesn’t bother knocking – never has, never will when it comes to Matt. The door swings open easily under his hand.

“Oh, god,” Claudio says behind him. “I see what you mean.”

Matt and Breeze are both shirtless, in the middle of swapping gear shirts.

“And I think,” Matt says, clearly in the middle of a rant, “that if we really want to sell it, we should have you in matching gear. It may be too late for you to custom make anything, but I’m sure some of my clothes will fit you.” He frowns. “Do you have anything white?”

“What are you doing?” Claudio asks.

Breeze and Matt throw him identical exasperated looks, then return to their conversation.

“Of course I have a white suit,” Breeze says, scoffing. “But I think we might want to go for my pastel green. I can have a friend overnight it so it’s here by 10am tomorrow.”

“What – what?” Mox is beginning to get dizzy. “Seriously, what?”

Matt turns to him after throwing Breeze a smile that Mox hasn’t really seen from the other side before. “Breeze should debut at Revolution,” he says. “I know it’s soon, and we still have to get approval from Tony, but he’s always much more receptive to my ideas when I already have a plan.”

“That’s not him being receptive,” Mox says, lowering himself into a chair. “That’s him being afraid of you when you hit your batshit crazy levels.”

Matt shrugs. “Tomato, tomahto.” He checks his watch. “Oh! Breeze, we need to go talk to Tony now. If we don’t, he might not agree because its’ too ‘last minute’.” He says the last bit with finger quotes. Matt flounces up to Mox, wraps a hand around the back of his neck, and yanks him down for a kiss that’s more insistent and controlling than Mox remembers from him. “See you later, baby.”

Breeze kisses Claudio on the cheek before pushing through the door and following Matt.

“What,” Claudio says, watching them practically skip down the hallway, “was that?”

“Right?!” Mox says. “Claudio. Our boyfriends should never had been allowed to meet.” He grabs Claudio by the shoulders. “Claudio. This is a disaster.”

Claudio blinks. “Disaster? How?”

“They’re going to run this place with hair spray and sneakers,” Mox moans. “We’re going to be stuck listening to them bitch about everything all the time.”

Claudio shrugs, and Mox is losing faith that he’ll be able to impose the urgent need to stop this. “They’re entertained and productive, and not killing each other.” He shoulders Mox out of the way to watch Matt and Breeze knock on Tony’s door. “I consider this a positive.”

~

The next night, Breeze debuts to help Matt and Nick win the belts, and Mox watches backstage, covered in sweat from his own victory, with his jaw on the floor.

“I hate how well they work together,” he mumbles, eyes glued to the screen. “This is going to be horrible.”

“Come now, Jon, your boy has a belt again.” Claudio claps him on the shoulder. “He might calm down.”

“Nope,” Mox says, watching the Bucks and Breeze celebrate in the middle of the ring, then roll out to let Sting have his moment. “No, this is going to make things worse.”

Matt scampers off stage and launches into Mox’s arms, clocking him in the nose with the belt before wrapping his legs around Mox’s waist and kissing him.

“That was awesome!” he hears Breeze say behind him, and then he hears some slurping sounds.

Mox pulls away with one last kiss to Matt’s lips, to see Breeze and Claudio in the same sort of position.

“See?” Breeze says, casually held up by a smiling Claudio with one arm. Showoffs. “You didn’t need to panic so much, Mox. You have no faith in any of us.”

Matt looks at him, eyes giant. “You panicked? About what?”

Mox groans. “Get – no, it’s – Claudio, I’m going to kill your boyfriend later.” He sets Matt down. “You did great out there, baby. Congrats on the belt.”

“But what did you panic about?” Matt asks, poking Mox in the ribs. “Did you worry I’d, like, fall in love with Breeze?” His lips curve up. “Did you think we’d start kissing or something?”

“Not even a little,” Mox scoffs. “I thought you’d kill each other.”

“Really,” Matt says, and Mox doesn’t miss the way his eyes flicker to Breeze. He also doesn’t miss the way Breeze smirks in response.

“Oh, no you don’t,” Mox says, grabbing Matt around the waist and hauling him away. “No falling in love with another twink.”

As he hauls Matt away, he hears Claudio laugh and Breeze yell, “I’m a twunk!”

~

Mini Playlist: Brat - Chrissy Chlapecka I'm So Hot - Chrissy Chlapecka I'm Baby - Lil Mariko Shiny - Lil Mariko, Full Tac

[knightlyss]

lmao the defeated look from matt

[someonechaotic]

Ze conner chaos onc agin its aa uhh part 3?????? whyayayayytryeysyayyeeee

Okay, what happened last blog? Well.....

I raised both Zaidan's and Julien's child except I found out that Julien is a very shit father, Haylee grows up happy and Jase grows up unhappy. Sky fishes for some Angelfish whilst Zaidan reaches Level 10 in Gourmet Cooking and whilst Sky gets a new job as an Astronaut and goes into the Interstellar Smuggler branch, we get some Ambrosia, revive Lucas who was previously fucking died. Julien keeps pissing on my fucking living room floor, Haylee got aged up into a teen, Jase is now a child (I aged him up after last chaos blog). Haylee almost died, Lucas almost died again.

Okay, caught up? Good. Now, in this blog is going to be TWICE the chaos, because the previous chaos blog I couldn't post for a week, but I had already done it and couldn't be bothered to update it, so instead, all of its gonna go here!!!!!!

Now be prepared, because I don't know if next week's chaos blog will top this one off....

First week...

After one too many times of Vito possessing Dumbass's gay hearts, I move him back into the household and whip him up a plate of Ambrosia, half as punishment, half because it felt a bit lonely.

Vito lasted.... Surprisingly well, but, well. this sentence is in past tence for a reason....

I also now age up Jase unto a teenager somewhere in this time, I think? i uh idontreemmber

Sky gets to the top of his career and is now constantly on the run from the Space Police

And, on the Saturday after I posted last blog, I had acquired MC Command Center, meaning LARGER HOUSEHOLD WOOOOOOO!!!!-

Well, I had made it larger as a joke, but someone saw it as a grand opportunity to... well.....

:Anne Maria starts playing:

So zaidan, in record time. Gets abducted, impregnated and gives birth. All in the matter of one real-life hour after raising the household cap.

(Also, the way I found out zaidan ws pregnant was so fucking hilarious, I was recording him and possessed Sky having the most fucking terrifying dinner date(?) I've never seen a possessed sim eating a bowl of chili whilst looking totally in love with someone, meanwhile the other sim is so completely fucking confused. And then he did the pregnant animation and i freaked the fuck out)

Possesssed sky says hi ✨️

Meanwhile Sky had his own child, well, Creation. Sky finally build a motherfucking servoooooo woooooo- whom upon entering my household, was assigned traits that practically made Sky the creator of a sociopathic robot I am not joking its the traits I have in my mods pls do-

but don't get too attached because,

One quick change later and Zaidan giving birth, I found out the hard way that I cannot edit my sims normally in a 9 sim household and have to go into the MC Menu and go into CAS from there, because Sky's servo swiftly evaporates from the gace of the earth, never to be seen again.

Zaidan's 5th chikd, Kurtz, grows up to be happy a conspiracy theorist and a pain in the fucking ass, just like his step-father, Dumbass

(Furute me here realising I forgot to mention the 4th, Luz, she's got a mohawk, she's an overachiver, she's a badass lesbian, okay moving on)

Speaking of pain in the asses, Vito gets stuck in a wall, in which case I use this comment to capture some of the most unflattering picture of a sim out there

And speaking of pain in the asses aga- yeah zaidan got pregnant again.... This is his 6th..... This one I named Rez, now this time Dumbass and Zaidan was raising Rez (Which Luz was not happy about as a child)

Thats all of week 1.... Now its on to the real chaos.... the we

Week 2

Week 2, I panic, realising I can't age up my werewolves, Haylee and Lucas up. Why? Because some stupid fucking idiot made them both immortal (me)

So after swiftly resetting and redoing all my werewolves perks (Thank MCCC that MC Command Center has that otherwise I'd of been fucked), I finally age up Haylee and Lucas, who both do not have a job still as I'm writing this.

Meanwhile, Sky has finally finished the Nerd Brain aspiration, meaning he can now Insta-Repair which honestly does fuck all AND INSTA-UPGRADE WOOOOO!!!!- So Sky's been upgrading everything, the stove, the fridge that keeps breaking, the toilets...

And that's when it all went wrong.

As per usual, Zaidan getting abducted, dumbass getting abducted,

Lucas are you sat in your sister's bedroom naked..?

Julien stop pissing on my living room flo-

Al the sudden, one of the toilets in the basement set fire to one of Zaidan's daughters, Luz. I'm panicking, thinking it was that bastard ghost who, idfk fucking planted a grenade in the fucking toilet bowl. I quickly get that sorted out, but I didn't know the true reason.

By now I've finally aged Kurtz into a child, yes it took this long....

But then, Zaidan bursts into flames, where? In the bathroom, it's now the first floor toilet, I'm panicking again, dumbass is there fucking celebrating meanwhile I'm screaming watching the firefighters tumble down through

Meanwhile, Zaidan:

A, Dosnt give 2 flying fucks.

B, stands there and does absolutely nothing

And C, Goes so feral that his eyes go red because he's tense and makes me giggle tf out.

oh and also D, grants me one of the best pictures I've had in ages

I also now have a video of dumbass casually wafting the air like it smells like shit as Lucas is screaming bloody murder beside him pointing at the fire right in front of them.

Ten seconds after that

NOW the UPSTAIRS toilet is on fire, and then another... and then another... and anothe- and zaidans getting fucking abducted again... and another

And then, the first death in a long while. Jase Conner, whom died not only by the toilet's murderous flames, but also by Lucas, who proceeded to only extinguish the fire after he had collapsed on the floor and died.

Considering Jase and Lucas were enemies before, I think Lucas had some intentions...

After which Dumbass and DEATH HIMSELF become BEST FRIENDS FOREVER????

anyway, these pictures later

Possessed sky looking at a burnt toilet

And... this...

Cough

And then, we have our second death, which came a little while after Jase's. Rez, who was still only a child, also died to toilet fire, because when I got him to extinguish himself in the shower, he glitched and stayed on fire, yet everyone else couldn't extinguish him because the game registered him as not on fire. And so, Rez dies to a glitch in the system....

AND THEN, FUCKING JULIEN AND LUCAS GET FUCKING ABDUCTED?

can you, can you guess what happened? I bet you can't, you will never guess, literally never guess, it is impossible to guess, can you guess it? Can you? Can you? Can you guess?

They both come back Fucking PRENGANT

I got some silly pictures of them, this one's just like: - "Julien, I don't fuckin' understand what's going on"

and he's just like - "I've seen this shit before"

I decided to keep only Lucas', who's named Kamila, because I don't trust julien anymore and I do not have the strength to take care of 2 toddlers.

I also, most recently, moved Rez's ghost back into the household.

And I leave off here. The household being Sky, Zaidan, Julien, Haylee, Lucas, Luz, Jurtz, Jase, Rez's Ghost and Kamila, a 10 sim household on it really ever dying, unless there's a really bad toilet fire that happens

Or Jase sets my Fucking STOVE ON FIRE

Some final images that didn't make the cut yk how it be

These two deserve their own segment

– " Zaidan how the fuq you end up like this!?"

– " Maybe the fact you made all the toilets... Flammable..??"

– " ...That was me??"

ok sorry sorry bye bye

Future Future me realising I didn't mention the fact that Vito evaporated mid-way through week 1 (he died from laughter)

[sageiii]

hc that every couple months jason texts tim like "hey r you going rogue yet?" "no" "alr lemme know if you change your mind" until one night tim gets this text while he's having an absolute shit week and goes yknow what? why not and suddenly the internet is filled with news that red hood teamed up with an unknown associate to cause chaos(stealing from corrupt billionaire type chaos, not mass murder of innocents type chaos) and said associate randomly shows up again every couple months

[notherpuppet]

The facility manager returns to the hotel 🏨

[missroserose]

Currently taking odds on this guy showing up as Sam Reich’s evil twin in the next season of Game Changer

[danidoodels]

They're twins your honor

[blackkatdraws2]

[⚠️The Amazing Digital Circus SPOILERS] This episode was interesting!

[kiingbiing]

major Leo moment

[thatgirlonstage]

Okay okay I wanna play

Spin the wheel for a Shakespeare character!

Reblog for sample size, etc. Would love to hear what you got + reasoning in the tags!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

i just got home and am having some fashionable scarf time with my son

and guess who is here bc apparently i am not!!! allowed!!! to type!!!!

[wondersinwaynemanor]

Gothamite 1: Mr. Wayne looks more tired than usual.

Gothamite 2: Must be women problems.

Gothamite 3: I heard Wayne Enterprises is going bankrupt.

Gothamite 4: He must be really sick cus he has that Timothy boy doing the work for him. Although, that kid has been gone for quite some time now.

Gothamite 5: I heard he's gay and working at a club at night.

meanwhile, Bruce is just trying to balance life as Batman and as a father while dealing with his de-aged kids.

he knew he shouldn't have brought them with him on the mission.

Young Dick, tugging a toy: I'm going to kick you in the butt if you don't give me that stuffed toy back!

Young Tim, balancing an energy drink with one hand while pulling the toy from Dick on the other: You're so selfish, Dick! It's my turn!

Young Jason: *reading a book outloud by the corner just to annoy everyone else*

Young Cass: *on the floor, trying to balance her waffles on the table, with syrup all over the area*

the whole place is littered with fruit loops and cookies, milk splattered on the floor, the curtains are torn, dirty footprints are on the couches, a cape from one of their Robin suits is hanging on the chandelier, and the flat screen is damaged.

Steph: Ooof, it's bad, B.

Damian: Tt. Is Zatara even in this planet right now, Father?

Bruce, pinches the bridge of his nose: I think she's off world right now.

Duke: I'm more worried when Alf comes back from vacation and he sees this whole mess.

Bruce: I--

then they all hurriedly move to the children when they start to tackle themselves on the floor.

[puppetmaster13u]

You know what I need more of? The Batkids completely fucking with the Justice League and their rogues and coming up with stories for their existence.

Like I am talking about the creation of demigods sort of stories, like Loki sort of stories.

Duke has convinced all of Gotham that he's the Bat Signal brought to life and that's why he's never seen at night and why the signal literally doesn't work during the day. He's waiting giddily for the story to spread outside of the city.

The batkids have convinced half the League that Nightwing is quite literally Batman's lovechild with Justice. Hey, Constantine had a one night stand with the manifestation of a city and they've dealt with gods before, so surely it's not that surprising? Right???

I need more of the Batkids being little shits, of Alfred the-greatest-enabler Pennyworth backing them up and Bat(the-biggest-troll)man to never confirm the stories, but he doesn't deny them either.

[a-being-of-chaossss]

Crazy that I can just buy Tylenol wherever. You need a drug to stop a natural neurological reactoin by blocking pain receptors, potentially causing you to get injured and not notice or just straight up addicted from overuse? That'll be 20 bucks at Shoppers

[silmecicle]

they are so blorbus

/silly (i'm sorry, bald mysterion is just so funny to me)