#this is in my trans kevin verse

[grimbeak]

teenage kevin and teenage cecil being on opposing baseball teams and trash talking the shit out of each other each season and then when they tie a game they get so excited they jump around hugging each other and screaming

[faithfromanewperspective]

how did you arrive at your progressive punk christianity outlook after being immersed in conservative christianity?

ooh!! good question. see I don’t really think what I was immersed in was particularly conservative—in circles I’ve been around we’ve always dissed Americans for being conservative (kinda mean I know) and my dad used to take me to climate change protests in the 2000s and I was always taught the 6 days of creation aren’t literal, the rapture isn’t real, women in stem etc. idk how it was anywhere else but the part of sydney I grew up in was just Like That, there was encouragement to give to the poor to actually end poverty and people actually did even though none of us really had heaps and I guess I wasn’t raised to be okay with entitlement but simply be kind to everyone? And I didn’t even know what conservative was until I was maybe 17 (I thought it was a style of fashion for ages and then I thought it meant conserving nature and history). It was always just Christians are meant to be genuinely kind and not have sex til you’re older and preferably married yknow?? and work hard, like the protestant work ethic was def a thing but somehow in a non ableist way as much as this is possible— I get real impatient with people bitching about stuff getting taken away from them, not realising how much they have when I probably have less and I’m usually giving away as much as I’m able and as much will put me in a state of perceived danger. It’s definitely a form of rebellion against them to see how little I can survive on which I’m working on. I also didn’t even know that so many Christians were transphobic like I thought it was only the extreme theobros. I also had a really lovely geography teacher in high school who was also a Christian and used her faith to drive environmental action, my biology teacher was a Christian and stood up for trans rights and I also had acccss to the internet to read up on clobber passages and hear peoples stories and it was always like ‘oh yeah some Christians believe different things based on how they read this stuff’ and I don’t think it was until I was old enough to actually vote and saw what propoganda was going around I really realised the power dynamic behind it, with the rise of the Australian Christian lobby which felt like it was straight out of the US. I fully thought voting was just liberals if you like fossil fuels, greens to save the environment, and labor if you’re a people pleaser and like fun little rhymes like ‘Kevin 07’ and attempting to be feminist but not really getting anything done. I actually met Martyn Iles once and was like ‘damn this guy is a fake Aussie this isn’t how we do Christianity’. I also got super burnt out by how hard and how biblically I tried to love my classmates on top of the Protestant work ethic about my schoolwork I never really cared about for myself, and was well versed in theology enough to be like HA! Grace means that we don’t have to do all that and can just do our sustainable best, still thinking my view was mainstream. I went to uni to study enviro sci at 17 and I thought my convictions to not drive unless Absolutely Necessary were driven by Christian ethics (which they were, how rigid I was with it was a pda response though). Then over the years realised very belatedly how people often didn’t validate my views and experiences and I’d expect they would (bc they were biblically rooted) and got quite hurt when they didn’t. Spent years in different volunteer ministries trying to put together the kind of community talked about in books like Philippians only to constantly be let down and feel isolated and that only driving me to work harder, despite knowing God’s grace meant I didn’t have to feeling like I couldn’t stop while my earthly needs for connection were unmet, saying yes to things I’d previously said no to because I got a sense of temporary community and belonging every time I joined a new serving team. Tried extra hard to make places inclusive and expected everyone else to be working as hard on it as I was and feel the desperation like I did and got super hurt when they didn’t, oh I guess I’ll have to do it all myself then.

I’ve always struggled with the concept of hell, tbh I heard about it way too young and never had a drop of self preservation instinct in my body only didn’t want to let God down by saying no. I’ve particularly always struggled with the whole urgency motivation like I’m trying, I’m doing the best I can, I listen to people and actually speaking the gospel into their lives in a way that hits home for them (bc I was thinking about how to do this in an empathetic and understanding and autonomy respecting way from a Very Young Age like I used to attempt to evangelise on moshi monsters to get an idea) and shit, I’m like 19 years old at this stage and I’m tired. If only I could just have one last hurrah to change places with someone so they can go to heaven instead of me? Id take it. and I basically worked myself to the point of being that suicidal and kept fucking going because God made me good at science so I can save the planet and end world hunger, and I had this conviction to contextualise (this is what we learned at afes btw) the gospel to really be real to queer folk and indigenous folk and other people of colour and marginalised people (it’s easy to see oppression with my background and my neurotype tbh) and maybe I could make myself suffer now bc God wasn’t gonna let me do that for eternity? anyway eventually left afes bc I was being so stretched and getting so isolated and the work I was doing there wasn’t achieving any of these things and I realised if I stayed I might end up dead and I wasn’t ready to go to heaven yet when my work wasn’t done. or at least so constantly dysregulated I wouldn’t be as able to be kind to others and show them the gospel.

around this time I’m also putting together a pretty comprehensive framework for how to actually solve global problems in a productive way, I’ve unpacked the pride in a lot of Christian mission projects and how they often were a feel good thing but not actually respectful or effective and I’d come up with literally hundreds of ideas for projects I could do to actually help, none of which I obviously had time for I think I was working up to 3 jobs while studying and serving in church and doing my hobbies that kept me kind of sane as well? which was discouraging to say the least, driving a kind of rageful resentment. Around that time I also discover PDA and my whole life makes sense, I start on my adhd meds which I had to jump through a million hoops to get and realise maybe I can finish uni.

a pda framework as I dive more into that and how to be actually neurodivergent affirming and actually recover from burnout long story short makes me realise how ableist much of our concept of sin and holiness really is and how much we need to destigmatise sin and stop using it as a way to intellectualise actual things happening in our brains and nervous systems and maybe we’d feel a lot less hopeless about it like it’s some big mystery if we actually did unpack the fear and threat responses and trauma behind it. Which we always say we will do but practically, church doenst give a space to do that bc you’re gonna be shamed. even for the people who are non affirming I’d be like, but isn’t it a logical step to someone who’s not yet been convicted to celibacy (if that’s something they think they should be) and realised this whole thing is unrealistic, not because the bible is wrong but because people think you can control your own brain by simply trying and trying again every time you fuck up as if that’s not gonna drive learned helplessness or actually traumatise you when you so desperately want to do better? Either that or drive you to be numb about it which I realised is what usually happens, there are certain sins people are blind to in every congregation and they’re actually intellectually unable to be convicted of that as sin because they’re stretched as far as they can go covering all other bases and being like ‘Christ covers that I didn’t Choose To Sin I’m trying not to even though it doesn’t really work’ like I’m a solutions person. if something isn’t working we’re gonna think of a new method and suddenly I understand how my brain works and those of so many others especially those who feel marginalised by the church!

and so long story short when I eventually had to quit what I was doing at church because someone cared enough to realise I hadn’t been doing well for years I was like I’m gonna follow this urge of the Spirit or simply my own head and desire for true connection I often found In exvangelical spaces and hear as many experiences as possible and use it to shape my worldview and get a bunch of hope from people who yes they’ve been marginalised but the gospel is real to them. that’s my only criteria I’m not gonna judge based on theology and I’m not ever gonna think my theological takes make anyone else wrong I’m just gonna be open to listen and shape them so there isn’t any cognitive dissonance and the grace found at the cross is real and practical and doenst have weird arbitrary limits, and I’m also gonna listen to those hurt by Christianity who some might judge as being hard hearted but I know how trauma works. and I’ve been doing that ever since, gradually getting there more and more and I think the best/funniest thing is even in more conservative spaces literally everyone I still talk to has been super encouraging of it and if we have any disagreements they’re pretty minor compared to the fact that we all believe the gospel is for everyone and we all wanna invest in social justice too (which makes me question how conservative those spaces ever were tbh). like there’s def parts of my story I won’t always tell but I feel like I come with a perspective people respect these days no matter where I am, and that’s nice in contrast to being that weird kid trying to do adult things being told either not to worry or that I don’t understand.

[the-unlucky-trevor]

HPMA AU where everything's the same but Robyn and Kevin are both trans (as in, Robyn is MtF and Kevin is FtM)

Edit: Never mind. This is canon in my verse

[findyourrp]

✶ISO: A LONG-TERM RP PARTNER​ 🤗ꜝ ⺌

♡⤷ my name is ramsey / rams, i'm 30 years old, use they/its pronouns, and i'd prefer my partner to be at least 28 years old— but that's not a hard line, just a preference. i'm in a lot of fandoms, but i prefer to write original stuff for the most part. i typically write at about a lit+ level and higher, and 1K word replies are pretty common for me. i love longer threads, but not strictly novella as it can get overwhelming for me and i'll burn out and lose motivation. that said, i also like to do little texting threads between the bulk. i can use both ani and realistic faceclaims, it depends on your own preferences, i don't mind using either. i'm specifically looking for someone that likes to play older men that are built like a brick shithouse (think a man that looks similar to kevin creekman, cengiz coskun, jason momoa, or daniel sheehan.) that has the personality where someone will look him and think "i can fix him" and he infact makes THEM worse instead.

♡⤷ i have an array of ocs and canon characters that i play as, but i tend to lean towards playing my oc percy most of the time as he is my strongest muse and the one that's the easiest to mold into any verse i see fit. percy is a non-dysphoric trans man, and if that's a problem then please keep scrolling because i'm not dealing with you. percy is very important to me, and is a very long term character that helped me with my own gender dysphoria. his ani faceclaim is carol from friday night funkin' and his realistic faceclaim is a model that goes by keeahwah on instagram. he's very much a comfort character to me, but also i love putting him in predicaments of all sorts. especially bad ones.

♡⤷ one specific idea that's been stuck in my head for ages that i'd like to play out is of percy being the youngest prince from a pacifist alien planet. it's the closest planet to the sun, and the alien race that lives there, the notarians, are cold blooded. i have extensive lore for the alien faces and the planets percy and an npc is from but something specific that needs to be mentioned is that percy's planet is rich with a rare metal deposit that is very valuable and highly sought after, but due to the spiritual relationship that notarians share with their planet, they strongly believe and partake in taking only as much as you need so they don't allow outsiders to mine at all in fear of upsetting their planet and her dying.

♡⤷ he's in an arranged betrothal to an npc of mine, another alien on another planet that has the galaxy's biggest military force. theyre rather cold and calculated people that have a love for violence and a tendency to allow power to make them arrogant. they're aliens that have to colonize small planets in order to survive, as their main form of sustenance are peoples memories. percy seriously hates the arrangement, and he's terrified of his betrothed who's shown to be possessive and obsessive about percy for years prior to their arranged betrothal— he's a senior general in the military, which for them is a very high and important rank. he's basically in charge of everything, and he's very respected by his fellow comrades despite him being a bad man personality / action wise because of his "prowess" in "war".

♡⤷ percy's father-- the king-- has been facing increasing political push (and genuine threats) to allow the militaristic planet to set up their own mining operation for decades. after one such meeting where percy's fiance was losing his temper over the refusal to allow them to mine the metal, percy's father--desperate to avoid having their planet invaded and colonized by force-- offered to instead just open up trading routes, but the amounts provided to the other planet would have to be closely monitored to avoid their planet dying from overmining. however, percy's fiance didn't think that was good enough and instead decided to threaten all of their citizens with forced memory harvesting and invasion if he didn't "sweeten the pot". percy's father asked him what he wanted, and percy's fiance said to marry percy. forced to yield to avoid their people's destruction, percy's father agreed. percy was devasted when he learned of the arrangement, and hasn't spoken to his father directly since in protest as he has always had a dream of finding his soulmate like his parents and grandparents did-- as had many of his people-- but now he feels extremely cornered and doesn't know what to do.

♡⤷ then, while off his home planet on a time sensitive errand for his mother, he chooses to take a ferry ship instead of relying on the military to get him from a to be, despite what his two bodyguards that his fiance assigned to him (they're in plain clothes because percy feels uneasy when they're in uniform.) insist. however, the ferry ship that percy's riding on is boarded by space pirates that are looking to steal money and jewellry. your character (YC), the captain of the pirate ship, is a known to be a very dangerous and rough man. percy's bodyguards try to keep him out of sight due to his high rank and the political leverage that pirates getting his hands on him could cause by hiding him behind behind one of them under their cloak. however, YC spots percy under the cloak and confronts the bodyguards. they try to protect percy, but they get overwhelmed and killed. realizing what percy is by his eyes (black scerla's with molton gold irises), YC is estatic about the goods he just secured and drags percy off onto his ship. initially it's for ransom and maybe some fun, but it slowly becomes romantic on both sides over time.

♡⤷ obviously this would involve darker themes!! i don't mind writing the heavier stuff, but i'd prefer to keep those kinds of threads off tumblr and keep it either on discord or on chatzy (preferred)-- but we can talk about boundaries and hard limits privately-- just either send me an im or like this post, and i'll msg you instead!! sorry this is so long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.

[sentientgopro]

Okay, screw it, It's been on my mind alot, I'm writing the damn mirror post so I can get it off my mind.

There's a song I listen to often that has a couple of lines about "breaking the mirror". I'm the type of person who feels the need to understand every line of every song they listen to, so I googled the meaning. (Side note, part of me felt like it was right to write girl instead of person and she instead of they? I almost always use gender neutral terms in anything I say online regardless of being about me, but feeling like saying she is not something I've done before. That was weird. Back to the point.)

So I don't know how commonly known it is or whether people still pay attention to old superstitions, but apparently breaking mirrors brings you years of bad luck, but eventually you'll be just fine.

And there's obvious parallels between this idea and transitioning. Things will get alot harder after you start, but you'll be infinitely better off when you start to reach the other side. Right now, I can live simply as a guy and not have to worry about the perils of being trans, but once I break the mirror, it's on.

But I can't get over how there's this really old symbolism of taking the very thing that displays who you are, and shattering it, and it's gonna cause alot of problems for a while, but then the reflection is restored, better than ever, and all the bad is washed away.

And this was just a neat little idea in my head, until I saw a CERTAIN game with a certain stereotype was on sale for like £3 and bought it. And oh my fucking God, mirror symbolism is EVERYWHERE, because of course it is. The very incarnation of the bad parts of Madeline literally come from looking herself in the mirror and breaking it. People have talked before about the heavy Mirror symbolism in Celeste, often mentioning trans people's relation to mirrors, but recontextualising that with the superstition and the things I just mentioned made it hit so hard for me when it clicked and I put it all together.

Now, I always knew this would be an aimless rant, but I still spent a while trying to think of a good way to tie it together but its not working. I'm just gonna talk about the lyrics now and how they reflect my specific situation. Its 4 lines, in pairs, in two seperate verses:

"I need time to break all the mirrors,

But my mind is in pieces and not ready to make it clearer."

"Time to make it all clearer,

And if time never ceases I'll be ready to break the mirror."

How often do you hear trans people talk about how theyre not ready, or theyre finding excuses for themselves, and they don't know why? I'm the same, but I genuinely have a rock solid excuse for myself, that I live in an unsupportive and overcontrolling household, so I couldn't even start doing anything in secret because of how restricted I am. I should be going to Uni in about a year and a half, so that's the starting point. But even if this wasn't the case, I dont think Id start transitioing yet, Im not ready, my mind is in pieces and not ready to make it clearer.

But that's the thing, it IS time to make it all clearer. Ive got time, with no pressure, to figure myself out and improve my mental state so that I'm in the best position possible to break the mirror. So as long as I never cease doing that, I'll be ready to break the mirror.

If you're wondering what the song is, It's The Gift by Kevin Sherwood and Elena Siegman. The rest of the song isn't a trans allegory or anything, I honestly couldn't tell you what most of it is about, it's from fucking COD: Black Ops 3 Zombies lmfao. Every map in the Zombies mode of the Black Ops games has a secret song, usually by Kevin Sherwood and often with Elena Siegman singing, but sometimes its a different vocalist.

The reason I'm mentioning all this is because the map this song is on is Literally called "Revelations". Yep, certainly having a few of them lmao.

So, thanks for reading this unhinged rant about mirrors that's probably unoriginal as shit, I'm going to cut this off Immediately before I launch into a rant about how good Kevin Sherwood's music is. Honestly, hes too good to be working on COD, not to mention how Elena Siegman has the voice of an angel and a demon at the same time, that girls range is insane. Fuck, Im already slipping into a rant, I just need to stop writi

[musecaravan-info]

Dean Winchester

"Demons I get. People are crazy." ~ Dean Winchester ~

Basic Information

FACE/BODY CLAIM: Jensen Ackles

AGE: Depends on Thread; between 26 - 39

EYES: Hazel

HAIR: Dark drown with occasional blond highlights; usually kept short and styled

HEIGHT: 6'1

PRIMARY OUTFIT: Jeans, t-shirt, logger boots, leather jacket - everything is a little worn, but not in terrible condition.

Personality

Dean is confident, snarky, and more of a 'pop culture nerd' than he's likely to ever admit. He will protect the people he cares about with his life and when it comes to anyone who might hurt his loved ones, he'll show no mercy.

Abilities

Dean had been a hunter for years; he's got good reflexes and is in peak physical condition. He's also got the face of an angel and a smile that could charm the pants off of just about anyone.

He's got a working knowledge of the supernatural world and the creatures that inhabit it. He doesn't know everything, of course, but he knows more than most.

Weaknesses

His biggest weakness is probably his family. Dean would literally do ANYTHING for them, even if it goes against everything else he's ever learned/believed. He reacts similarly to friends and other loved ones, but it's not quite so severe of an emotion.

Dean also has a bit of an anger problem. Usually he can keep it under control, but sometimes he'll snap and then say/do things that can't be taken back.

Romance

Where to start...? Dean is a flirt... whether your muse encourages him or not. He knows what he likes and he's not afraid to tell someone. He's not usually forceful or crass about it, and if someone tells him to stop he will.

It's also not hard to get him into bed... especially if your muse just wants a fling. However, if your muse wants something more, that could take time, work, and patience. After all, Dean doesn't ever stay in one place for long - rarely long enough for emotions to 'gum up the works.'

Where to Find Him

It might vary by verse, but usually anywhere you might find the supernatural. So - anywhere, really.

Verses

Just because a verse isn't listed here doesn't mean I'm not interested in writing it. I adore all kinds of AUs, and welcome the chance to get creative with my muses. If you've seen a verse that another of my muses has, and you'd like to see this muse in something similar, let me know. You can also check out my 'Plot Ideas' tag, too. ^_^

Main Verse:

Dean Winchester hunts the stuff that everyone else refuses to believe exists. If he doesn't do it, who will? Ghosts, vampires, demons - he's seen it all. Most of the time he's got his brother, Sam, by his side... and most of the time that's enough. But even someone like Dean can long for something more now and then.

For this verse everything is as canon as I can make it. I usually prefer Season 3, only because I love the angst of a Hell-bound Dean. However, I’m willing to work with whatever Season my partner might prefer. ^_^

Fantasy Verse

Dean is a hunter in a medieval-inspired fantasy world that leatherandsoil helped me build and create. His dad is gone and his brother is happily settled and married in a nearby town. Dean travels from place to place in his vardo, selling potions and taking care of things that the local villagers can't.

Mechanic Verse

Currently a Private Verse

In this verse Dean isn't a hunter; he's just a normal guy with a normal life that never quite seems to go his way. He jointly owns and works at a mechanic shop with his best friend, Paul. He's also so deeply in the closet that it's painful to watch.

Retired Verse

This verse takes place at the end of Season 8. Sam has died sealing the Gates to Hell, Crowley is fully human and reveals Mrs. Tran’s location - she and Kevin return to a normal life, Castiel and Naomi manage to stop Metatron, and all is right with the world… sort of. Dean finds himself alone. With Sam dead and Castiel busy with Heaven, the Hunter is left floundering. What happens next is entirely dependent upon the RP. I often use this verse to return Dean to Sonny and the boy’s home from Season 9 (because he seemed happy there) but I’m open to him winding up in other places, too.

Worthless Verse

This verse technically takes place in Season 2+, with some major changes, of course. John and Sam were both killed in the crash which occurred at the end of Season 1, and when Dean tries to bargain for their souls, he’s told by Azazel that he’s worthless/useless/etc. You name it and Azazel probably said it. Since then, Dean’s been on the very singular mission to find and kill Azazel. He’ll do other Hunts if they happen to find him, but they’re not priority. He’s also fallen hard into all of his most negative vices - conning and grifting, drinking heavily, getting into fights thanks to his smart mouth, and sleeping with anyone he can get into his bed.

Current/Ongoing Threads

If your thread with Dean isn't listed here it's probably because it's been long enough since your last reply that I thought you'd dropped it. Message me to let me know you're still interested, and I'll happily add you to the list (with no pressure for a reply.) ♡

Paul:

Can't Hold Out Forever (Mechanic Verse)

Just Like Starting Over (Retired Verse)

Playing with Fire (Fantasy Verse)

Theo:

Shifter in the Night (A/B/O; Retired Verse)

Wynter:

Bones in the Ground (Main Verse)

Stuff That's Good to Know Before Starting a Thread

I am NOT fully caught up on the series - I’ve only seen through the end of Season 10, and I don’t know when I’ll get around to watching any more. TBH, I was more than a little disappointed with the first couple of episodes of Season 11, so… yeah.

I also do not have a photographic memory for the seasons I have seen, so if I make a mistake with something don’t be afraid to tell me. As long as you’re not rude about it, I promise to hear you out. ^_^

My preferred verse is Dean between Seasons One through Three - if you come into my Ask Box, or tag me in a post (which it’s perfectly okay to do) I will typically respond as if it’s one of those seasons.

If you want to roleplay with Dean in a later season, please ASK ME FIRST! Chances are I won’t say no, but I just need a heads up, kay? Like all characters, he changes from Season to Season and I need to know so I can get myself in the right 'headspace.'

Links

Please keep in mind, this blog is an ongoing work in progress. Not all of these links may lead somewhere, but they're here because they link to potential tags for this muse.

All Things Dean

Headcanons

Drabbles

All Threads

Ask Replies

Meme Replies

Aesthetics

Face

Special Links

Original Blog

Return To Full Muse List

[velvethopewrites]

This week’s fic offering is a charming AU that places Dean and Cas in the world of Firefly. And woo-boy is it fun!

Operative Word by CMS52990

Summary:

Dean Winchester and the crew of the Impala live on the shadier side of the law, scrounging and scavenging for paychecks that seem fewer and further between. But when a mysterious man who calls himself Castiel offers cash up-front for a one-way trip to an outer planet, Dean and his crew find themselves with a bit more Alliance trouble than they had bargained for. 

Is he really one of the deadly, fabled Operatives of folklore? Why do so many people want to kill him? What the hell is an Angel Tablet and why does he have it? And gorrammit, why can't Dean stop getting distracted by the asshole's eyes?

Featuring Castiel the SuperSpy, Dean the Gallant Captain, Crowley the Badger, Meg the Suicidally, Brilliantly Insane, and Sam, who is, of course, an Abomination.

I would imagine it is quite hard to mix two fandoms together. Especially two that are as distinctive as these. But this author merges the supernatural with the Firefly ‘verse seamlessly and it is quite the enjoyable read! I loved it - there is great characters, fantastic action and just enough da bianhua to let you know where you are.

You have Dean, Captain of the Impala with his rough and tumble crew: Sam, Bobby, Bela, Charlie and Meg. They all get along just as much as you’d suspect. Enter Castiel after they pull off a heist and oh boy, do the games begin. I absolutely cackled at the banter and dialogue in this fic. It’s grounded firmly in the Firefly verse while still being completely Supernatural as well. My favorite is Crowley, of course, especially since Mark Sheppard was on Firefly. It’s a nice little nod to both worlds.

The plot here is very organic and great to unfold - we have visits from Michael and Gabriel, as well as Kevin Tran. We have Castiel learning to feel for the first time in his life and we have Dean falling head over heels for him before he even realizes it. I honestly just ate this story up and it really made me want to dust off my (not really dusty) Firefly discs, so do with that what you will.

I adore Firefly, but you don’t really need to be a fan of it to enjoy this fic - that’s its greatest strength. The world sucks you in, regardless. I love getting into Dean’s motivations and thoughts here - it’s nice to see him work through stuff and also be supported by his kick ass crew. This is definitely a Supernatural story, have no fear. And it’s definitely a Dean and Castiel story.

Here’s one of my favorite exchanges that had me laughing for far too long:

The walk back to the Roadhouse went much slower without mental images of bright blue eyes and soft-looking lips to keep him company.  Dean had to settle for tormenting Sam mercilessly for the eyes he had been making at a pretty blonde medic at the Roadhouse the night before.  “Who knows,” he said, “if you’re lucky, she’ll be there tonight.  Maybe she’ll even braid your hair!”

“Shut up,” Sam grumbled.  “Anyway, you don’t see me teasing you for the eyes you’ve been making at Castiel.”

“Dunno what you’re talking about,” Dean deadpanned.

“‘Oh, Castiel, you’re so strong and interesting, and you fight so gorram good!’” Sam sing-songed in a high-pitched voice.

“That supposed to be me?”

“‘Let’s fly around the ‘verse forever together and have medically impossible babies!’”

“You’re an asshole.”

“I’m your brother.”

“Asshole brother.”

See? Great dialogue! Love to see it. Brilliant sibling feels, lol.

I give this story Five out of Five Bees for being fantastically written, and for having sexy times that are hot and finally, for being set in the Firefly ‘verse, since I still love it. 🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

May I also link to a short ficlet I wrote this last weekend? For @castideans-pie and their very inviting tags/post. Some day I promise I’ll write a multi-chaptered thing and have it posted on AO3 properly, but until then… have a bit o’fluff by yours truly.

Ficlet fun - Dean whispering to the angel next to him who literally cannot sleep….

omg it’s FAN FICTION FRIDAY

Reblog and promote a fic of yours <3

[randompurplepanthergorl]

My spooky month character HC's (for all the characters I have headcanons for) cause I can

Here they are (Prepare for a long-ass post)

-

Roy:

.His full first name is "Leroy" he just likes going by "Roy" (but only by his friends)

.Trans boi

.Dead name is "Aliza"

.Huge potty mouth

.Constantly raises the finger

.His hoodie is F L U F F Y as fuck

.Had an absolute shit family (transphobic (Not COMPLEATLY obvious, but they kept using his dead name and pronouns and getting him girly shit), homophobic, abusive, constantly used slurs, hated his friends which where actually MORE like family then his blood family-) but luckily he put a restraining order against them and ran away leaving a note calling them out, basically a huge "fuck you" towards them

.Is almost always sleeping over with Ross and Robert due to the situation (He switches between the places)

.Owns a truck (His dad (which has passed on and was the ONLY nice/GOOD family member to him) left it for him for when he passed on)

.He sleeps in the truck whenever his friends can't have him over (Their parents/brother WOULD like to let him stay but sometimes they just CAN'T so Roy ain't able to sleep over ALL nights)

.Really good with guns

.Pansexual

.Tiny angry boi

.Hates the spooky dance

.If he sees Ross and Robert doing it he will most likely give them the stank eye or glare at worst

.Only pretends to REALLY REALLY Hate Skid and Pump, in reality he only dislikes them

."Most likely to start a bar fight"

.Has amber eyes

.Met the other Hatzgang members when he was a girl and when he admitted he was trans they where 1000000% supportive

.Exact height is 5'9

.Smallest of the Hatzgang but the meanest/scariest

.Make him mad, R U N

.Does not like laser tag (He calls it "Looser-tag") but ironically likes laser tag like video games

.Would protect Ross and Robert with his life

.A lot stronger then he looks

-

Ross:

.The candy store dude, Kevin, is his brother (blood brother not adopted or step)

.He wears a beanie cause he hates his hair (it's in an unintentional mullet and greasy AF-)

.He and his brother live together with no parents (well, Kevin IS an adult and has a job-)

.Lives in an apartment

.Has an eyebrow ring but does not wear it ALL the time

.Also has three kinds of earrings (has three kinds of piercing's in his ear) but does not wear them ALL the time

.Likes wearing metal style eyeliner but refuses to admit it-

.Is MOSTLY chill like in cannon but my HC version of him also has a little bit of a temper but he'll hide it, but if he let it out- Let's just say, Expect tables to be flipped and a stool coming at someone's head-

.Has blue highlights in his hair but they're covered by the beanie

.He's Bisexual

.When coming out/admitting that/telling someone he's Bi, he will literally play this song and dance to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3swobEQ6Y4 (More specifically the "It ain't no lie, baby bye bye bye, bye bye" verse)

.Really good with knifes

.Not "technically" friends with the spooky kids (their still warming up to him) but he's trying cause he likes them

.Likes doing the spooky dance (yes the whole ass thing and not the less exaggerated version he did with Rob in canon) but won't do it around Roy

."Least likely to start a bar fight but most likely to win one"

.Has sapphire blue eyes

.Exact height is 5'11

-

Robert:

.His middle name is "Tomas" or "Tom" for short, he'll even use "Tom" as a nickname and like it if someone does not feel like calling him "Rob" or "Robert"

.F l o o f y h a i r.

.Big Gay

.Actually has a crush on both of his friends but refuses to admit it cause 1: he does not want to make it awkward between the three of them if they ended up breaking up and 2: He thinks their straight (Their not)

.Loves plushys

.Has a plush toy army

.Big pure bean with insecurity issues

.Clumsy

.Only Hatzgang member that is confirmed as friends with the spooky kids (confirmed by the spooky kids themselves)

.Has eyebrow ring

.Likes doing the spooky dance but won't do it around Roy

."Most likely to loose a bar fight because he was too busy trying to be nice to people to stop it"

.Has emerald green eyes

.Exact height is 6ft

.Nicest of the hatzgang

.Goontle man (Get it? Like Gentle Man but a goon?)

.Likes picking Roy up like a ragdoll

.Likes picking Ross up like a ragdoll

.Likes picking Skid and Pump up like ragdolls

.He likes picking ANYONE that's smaller then him up like ragdolls

-

The Hatzgang as a group:

.They're all 16

.Literally NONE of them are straight

.Skid and Pump don't even reach their kneecaps-

.They all have huge sweat tooth's (not as bad as Skid and Pump but still)

.Still secretly like trick-or-treating (Even Roy, he just hides it a hell of a lot better)

-

-

-

Pump:

.Chaotic child

.HeHEHEHEHE FIRE GO BRRRRR-

.Can use a gun, which scares the shit out of everyone around him

.Eats A LOT of non-edible things such as a chair, Roy's shoelaces, coins, shampoo, etc.

.Can lift objects twice his size

.Friends with/Likes Robert but is still a little skeptical about Ross

.Would beat up Roy with a pillow

.Is the type of person to use a brick in a pillowcase in a pillow fight

.Likes making 'Woody' kiss people he does not like's faces

.'Woody' is a baseball bat

.VERY Surprisingly does not hold grudges like if someone destroyed something of his he'll be mad/cry about it for like, twenty minutes (ten if the person apologizes) then get over it and go "Ya know what? Forgive and forget, past is past." unless it was something special to him, if THAT's the case then expect him to beat your ass with the brick pillow

.His mask is an actual pumpkin with eyeholes (it was a mask but Roy destroyed it, feeling bad Ross and Robert made him a new one out of an actual pumpkin)

.Hides things in his hair

.Baby John Cena pretty much-

-

Skid:

.Jack Skelington is his birth father and the Lemon Demon from FNF is his step father

.Chaotic but nowhere near as chaotic as Pump

.Actually sometimes runs away from Pump-

.Really likes Ross but he's not in the friend group cause Pump's still kinda skeptical about him

.Hides things in Pumps hair

.Also hates Roy

.Would probably give Roy a cursed present (such as a fake head in a box, etc. (Both his birth and step dads taught him that))

.Likes pranks

.Second favorite holiday is Christmas

.Pure bean

-

Skid and Pump together:

.SoMeHoW when their together their immortal (apart their mortal)

.When their not stacked their both about the same height as a Fruity Pebbles cereal box

-

-

-

Kevin:

.Ross is his younger brother

.Has an ENTIRE PLAYLIST of Anti-Cop themed songs-

.He's almost always putting up with the Hatzgang's shit

.Also has blue eyes like Ross

.When at the apartment, or with Ross in general: Helicopter brother

.Will sometimes randomly start yelling out songs like "Bring me to life" at the most random times, never at an inappropriate time but random af- EX:

Kevin and Ross: Just sitting in the living room.

Kevin, out of the freaking blue: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

."IiIiI hAtE mY jOb-"

.Will sometimes steal candy from work and somehow never gets caught-

.Ross will sometimes joke saying he's like the Candyman monster and he'll get him back by jumpscaring him wearing a costume

.Can and will use candy as weaponry

.7ft tall he could probably crush Skid and Pump at that height

.*Holds Ross* "If anyone even lays one finger on him I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself."

-

-

-

Candy Dealer:

.Actually moves like a normal person instead of, whatever's goin' on with his anatomy in Spooky Month Unwanted Guest- (Look at the way he walks and how his arm moved in that episode and tell me that's normal, I dare you)

.He's not a human, he's a void/shadowy being

.Trench-coat is actually a cape (Like it looks like a coat but it does not have sleeves and when unbuttoned it works like a cape) and can be easily removed

.He can eat human food if he wants but it's not necessary to do in order for him to live

.Goes by He/They/It pronouns (But he/him or they/them is preferred over it/it's)

.Can (Kinda?) fly, like he can't fly-fly but he can fly about two-three feet off the ground at highest- (He could recreate the floating boy chasing running boy meme-)

."If I ever find myself in love I want my partner to be graceful, balanced, stable-" *Insert Kevin falling down a flight of stairs* "-I want that one."

.Immortal

.Buff af

.His 'feet' are like high heal boots with sharp-ass heals- And to match they're fingers are sharp claws

.Does not have to wear the trench-coat technically, he could wear anything or just be naked (What? It's not like his 'thing' is gonna be out- He can make it invisible at will-) but he does have to if its sunny out, it does not harm or kill him but it severally drains his energy if directly exposed to it without covers

.Is immune to drug, cigarette, alcohol, etc. effects, he could seriously smoke fifty ciggs at once and be completely fine-

.Can't swim but can stand up in almost any pool so they'd splash around a bit dramatically shrieking before dramatically sinking then standing up a second later

.It's 12-13 ft tall at full height

.Constantly slouches making him look shorter (still tall but a hell of a lot shorter then it's full height) so when they stand at full height (Mainly he only does it out of anger or is in a situation he can't slouch) it startles a lot of people due to his size

.Can't take the hat off- Ever- Even if he wanted too-

-

That's it

[phantaloon]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers (◠‿◠✿)

omg thank you!! i appreciate this so much <3

it's not like I've written too many fics but here we go

Am I Screaming To An Empty Sky?- aftg. au canon divergent in which the ravens win the finals and neil is made a raven, while the foxes try to figure out a way to get him out before it's too late. it's pretty angsty and there's lots of trigger warnings but it's nothing out of the canon tw lol i enjoyed writing breakdown after breakdown far too much tbh

I Know I'll Be Leaving Soon: pjo verse. okay so i hate the start because literally 9 out of the current 13 (i promise I'm working on an update) chapters are written in first person pov, and i mean, it's not badly written, but I'll get to changing it to 3rd person at some point, cause it's so much fucking better. anyway it's a sick fic/terminal illness au, no powers au, lukercy because i was going through a phase when i started it and I'm committed to it now. it's a pretty sad story, but in a soft melancholic kind of way, but I'm still really proud of it, it's my baby, my darling wip that's been in the works since i was about 14 so yeah

my friends and I, we got a lot of problems - aftg. basically a friend said there weren't enough fics of kevin being protective over neil and this was the result. loved writing from kevin's pov, and yeah there aren't enough kevneil (platonic or romantic) fics about protective kevin <3

you don't know my heart (the way you know my face) - aftg. trans neil au, it's just my interpretation of some canon events but with trans neil, again prompted by the same friend as the last one ajsjdkd it was lowkey cathartic as neil worked through gender dysphoria and the struggles of canon, cause i may not be trans but well gender dysphoria just hits out of nowhere some times. really enjoyed writing this one because I'm tired of the fetishisation of ftm trans people <3

I Never Said I Loved You - aftg. i like to think this is really soft but it's also kinda angsty ajskdk post canon, in which the fbi takes down the moriyamas but someone retaliates against neil who ends up in the hospital for a while, meanwhile andrew struggles through the concept of love + some soft twinyards interactions, healing and hope :)

thanks for this anon! i enjoyed doing this far more than i thought i would

[lunarxylop]

“This is getting ridiculous.” Dean said absentmindedly, not listening to a word Kevin was saying. He was freaking out so much he couldn’t even play a good game of chess. “I agree, this was a stupid move. What’s the matter with you?” Kevin asked “It’s happening tomorrow, Dean answered dreadfully” “What’s happening tomorrow” “I’m finally meeting his grandmother” “You mean, the one who almost raised him, the one he visits at the retirement home every week and plays chess with. The reason why I’ve been crushing you for the last two months.” “I resent that I’ve beaten you twice already.” “Come on, relax Dean. Everything gonna be alright.” “She’s gonna think I’m dumb as a rock.” “If you keep playing like that, I’m sure she will.” “Thanks buddy, you’re a really good friend.”

[multapohja966]

somewhat to the side of the actual video i do remember these times in youtube and music all together. tyler coming out, kevin abstract entering the public consciousness with the Junky verse. things which are nothing now shook everything, especially my personal view of the world. this gamer-rap dude-youtuber online sphere of young male culture was the one i was most active within and during some resent talks i've had with even other transmascs ive realised that i've spent so much of my life as visibly queer that i haven't been seen or treated as part of larger womanhood during formative years, so when these discussions of masculinity started to happen in male spaces they felt very personal to me. it felt like this was my community and culture, even more so than any queer space. and i wasn't moving toward masculinity but had always been and now pondering femininity for the first time with these cis guys. the trend of me forgetting i have ever been or been seen as anything other than male has a long history.

i do feel i inhabit a somewhat weird cultural background - present life mix i haven't really found within other transmascs. where i've been very active within young boy culture as a young boy yet am very,,i guess gender fuck-y theory fag nowadays? you can find trans dudes who've followed the same garbage i have and have this pretty trad tomboy history but they are commonly pretty tradmasc guys. where as most theory obsessed rad tranny guys i know had a young girl culture background. so i can't completely relate to either group.

ive somewhat found this with some transfems i know. that they know useless twitch goop yet also can take a ride with identity discussion. i think it is just an exposure and commonality thing. love my community deeply

this song and video has disappeared to the either from people's memory and playlists but it had such a huge effect on me back when it dropped. the breaking/transitional point in life present in the sound and lyrics. brian was pretty fresh off a infamous viral song, fresh off becoming of age, fresh off moving out of his home country, fresh off stopping to think for the first time. the insecurities and aimlessness of adulthood, masculinity, fame are really on your face in this. the sense of trying to ponder yourself. it's still a very fragile yet courageous drop.

[wexarexmadxhere-archive]

Dean Winchester; Muse Info

Full Name; Dean Winchester Nickname; Squirrel Face Claim; Jensen Ackles Gender; Male Pronouns; He/Him Marital Status; Single Sexuality; Bisexual (Closeted)  Age; 42 Date Of Birth; January 24, 1979 Occupation; Hunter Residence; Bunker, Impala, On the road Species; Human, Knight of Hell, Vampire, Ghost, Jefferson Starship Hierarchy; Omega Family; Sam Winchester Verses; None Important Note; NOT SAM FRIENDLY! My muse Dean does not feel obligated to make sure his brother Sam is safe or taken care of. He does not feel obligated to be his protector. He feels no responsibility towards Sam at all. He hunts on his own most of the time, unless another hunter, who is not Sam, calls him in for help. Dean blames Sam for the death of their parents. He blames him for most of the bad shit that’s happened in Dean’s life and he refuses to deal with it anymore. (Do not come after me just because you feel differently, this is my muse! I will play him as I see fit!) Biography/Timelines; Canon; Dean Winchester [January 24, 1979 -2025] was a human and hunter as well as a member of the Men of Letters with his younger brother Sam. He and his brother are members of the Winchester and Campbell families Through his father, Dean is the older half-brother of Adam Milligan. Dean is also the destined vessel of the Archangel Michael. He and Sam are also the surrogate sons of the late Bobby Singer. Dean is best friends with the angel Castiel, close friend to the late prophet Kevin Tran, and reluctant ally of Crowley. Dean has an ex-girlfriend, Lisa Braeden, who he lived with for a year when he thought Sam was in Hell. She has a child named Ben, who Dean acted as a father for during that year. Dean's biological child was an amazon named Emma. He is also the former apprentice of Alastair. Both Dean and Sam were raised in the hunting life by their father, after the demon Azazel killed their mother. Dean's main role in the series is being the self-appointed guardian of Sam and often going to extreme lengths to protect him regardless of personal cost. Often in these occurrences Dean finds himself the center of a much larger picture. When he was killed by Metatron whilst using the Mark of Cain, Dean returned as a demon and a Knight of Hell loyal only to himself. He was then cured by his brother using purified blood. Eventually, the Mark was removed, but the price was that the Darkness has now been released into the world, something Dean tried to avoid. Dean and his brother soon met God who returned to help put an end to the danger to the world. During this time, Dean got through to God about not sacrificing himself and The Darkness about not destroying all of reality and helped them reconcile. As a reward, Dean was given back his mother and was able to return to his usual style of hunting with his family. With his mother trapped in an alternate reality, Dean set out with Sam, Castiel and the Nephilim Jack to rescue Mary and reunite his family, a situation made more urgent by the upcoming invasion of an alternate reality Michael. Following the reunion of his family, Dean agreed to become the vessel for the alternate Michael in order to finish Lucifer once and for all. Aided by Michael, Dean faced Lucifer in battle and ultimately killed the rogue archangel and ended his long reign of terror. This victory was short-lived as Dean was to be betrayed by Michael who took full control of Dean and became loose upon the Main Universe in Dean's body, his one true vessel. Michael would use him for weeks before he left Dean's body on his own for unknown reasons. In the days after, Dean struggled with re-adjusting to being himself again as he tried to help Sam on hunts. However, he regained his will and did better in hunting, as he and his family decided to go after Michael and defeat him. Dean also bonded with Jack after learning his declining health. During a confrontation with Michael, the Archangel retook control of Dean after revealing that he left to break his spirits and locked the hunter away in his subconscious. However, Dean manages to trap Michael within his own subconscious shortly thereafter, but is left worried for what will occur if the archangel escapes. Following a hunt, Dean lost concentration over keeping Michael imprisoned but the latter instead escaped Dean's mind and took Rowena for an alternative vessel while inflicting revenge on Dean. However, Michael was then killed by Jack, saving the world from his influence and freeing Dean of his grasp.

[goldenraeofsun]

Won’t you come on over, baby?

A continuation of this verse

“Kick his ass, Peppy!”

Kevin glares across the softball field at the opposite team’s coach. “Can he say that?”

Claire rolls her eyes. “He can say whatever he wants to say. He’s a teacher.”

“He’s surrounded by impressionable minds!” Kevin insists.

Claire picks at her cuticles. “We’re sixteen. Not five. Everyone here has heard the word ‘ass’ before. And if you haven’t, I’ve got some bad news for you.”

“Why are you here, anyway?” Kevin shoots back.

“The view,” Claire says, leaning back against the bleachers smugly.

“This is a girl’s softball game,” Kevin says stupidly.

Claire tugs her ponytail straight. “Oh gee, nothing gets past you, Kev, does it?” She wolf whistles because she can.

Kevin freezes, his eyes narrowed.

Channing turns around on the bench and glares at her.

“Don’t perv on my girlfriend,” Kevin huffs.

“As if,” Claire sniffs. “Channing is not my type.”

“What is?”

“Shut up and watch the game, nerd.”

“The mascots are racing for a plastic trophy. There isn’t a game to watch yet,” Kevin points out. He glances at his watch. “It doesn’t start for ten minutes.”

“Fine, then sit down and shut up. I can hardly hear myself think.”

Kevin crosses his arms across his chest.

They sit in stony silence for the rest of the sham race. Claire buries her head in her hands as Peppy the Pigeon beats Oscar the Owl handily. “Why do we suck so hard?” she groans.

“Probably because we focus on academics rather than athletics,” a new, familiar voice says mildly.

“Mr. Novak!” Kevin squeaks. “What are you doing here?”

“I’ve come to watch the game,” Mr. Novak says as he stands over them. “Claire, can you move over?”

“No.”

“Claire,” Kevin hisses, scandalized. How could she just say that to a teacher?

“Find your own seat, Uncle Castiel,” Claire says without looking up.

“You’re her uncle?” he blurts before he can stop himself.

“Yes, as much as Claire would like to deny it,” Mr. Novak says as he sits down gingerly in the little room left on their bench.

Claire begrudgingly shifts. She digs her elbow into Kevin’s side when he doesn’t move out of the way quickly enough. 

“I don’t think I’ve seen you at any games before,” Claire says, her eyes trained on the opposing team. A dark-haired girl walks up to the plate, her wild curls tucked into a ponytail under her helmet.

“I wanted to see what the fuss was about.”

“What fuss?” Claire asks, eyebrows raised. “We suck.”

“We’re not that bad,” Kevin protests. “We won the first game.”

“And lost the four since then,” Claire says dispassionately.

“That’s… not a good record,” Mr. Novak says delicately, his blue eyes narrowing as they survey the opposite team.

“It’s their new coach,” Kevin says, nose wrinkling. “They weren’t this good last year.”

Mr. Novak hums. “Then we’ll just have to step up to the plate.”

Claire snorts. “You are such a doof.”

Kevin shoots her an offended look on behalf of Mr. Novak. Kevin tells him, “He’s their new English teacher, or something.”

“Or something,” Mr. Novak echoes distractedly.

Claire sits up in her seat, looking at Mr. Novak with wide-eyes. “No way,” she breathes.

“What?” Kevin asks.

“You like him,” Claire says gleefully to Mr. Novak.

And Mr. Novak… blushes.

Claire whacks him in the arm. “Oh my God, I am so telling Dad.”

Mr. Novak silences her with a look. “Your father has no business in my love life. Or lack thereof,” he adds.

“Uh huh,” Claire says, and Kevin has never seen her this self-satisfied, including the time she got that 97 on Ms. Flagstaff’s midterm, the highest in the class. She turns to Kevin. “What’s his name?”

“Whose?”

“The softball coach,” Claire says impatiently. “Keep up, Kev.”

Kevin throws her a look. “Why do you think I would know?”

“Because you’re the most competitive person in sophomore year, so you know everything about everybody,” Claire says matter-of-factly.

Kevin tries not to look too pleased with himself. “I heard his name is Mr. Winchester.”

Claire quickly nudges Mr. Novak for confirmation, who sighs. “Yes, his name is Dean Winchester. But that’s all you’re getting out of me.”

Claire’s eyes gleam with challenge. “Have you talked to him, Uncle Castiel?”

“Yes.”

Claire groans. “You are no fun at all.”

“That is why I became a teacher,” Mr. Novak deadpans.

Kevin grins. “You’re a little fun.”

“Thank you, Kevin.”

Claire coughs. It sounds suspiciously like “suckup.”

All three of them watch the next few batters in silence, booing as Edlund scores their first run.

“Okay Mr. Know-it-all,” Claire starts, and Kevin isn’t sure if she’s talking to him or her uncle. “What do you know about her?”

“Who?”

“The girl who just scored,” Claire says, and Kevin can tell from the way Mr. Novak tilted his head, he’s listening in too.

“Nieves?” Kevin says. Claire doesn't react. “Not much. She’s a sophomore. Softball is her only extracurricular.”

Claire wrinkles her nose. “You’re no help.”

“Her best subject is English,” Mr. Novak says, surprising them both. “She’s won several short fiction awards for her horror novellas.”

“How do you know that?” Claire says, her mouth falling open.

Mr. Novak shrugs. “Teachers talk.”

“You mean, you talk to Mr. Winchester,” Claire clarifies.

Mr. Novak shoots a quelling look her way. “I pay attention to gifted students. And despite Principal Adler’s assurances to the contrary, they aren’t all enrolled at Carver.”

“Are you hoping to poach her?”

Mr. Novak shrugs. “She seems happy at Edlund,” he says, “but I have been exploring scholarship options just in case.”

“You should get her to transfer,” Claire says firmly.

“Why?” Mr. Novak asks.

Kevin rolls his eyes. “Because Claire has a crush,” he says, sing-songing the last word.

Claire punches him, hard, in the arm.

Ow, he mouths as Mr. Novak looks the other way.

“Shut up, Kevin.”

“You’re not subtle at all,” Kevin hisses.

Claire mimes slitting her own throat, her glare murderous.

Kevin sits back in his seat, his arm throbbing with victory. He knew something was up with Claire ever since she started coming to these games. She never came to a single one last year, so it was usually just Kevin and a bunch of parents.

Athletics really weren’t all that popular at Carver Preparatory.

But then Claire wandered onto the bleachers sometime around Game 2, and she’s been his steady, if annoying and cranky, companion ever since. It was a mystery, Kevin had been puzzling over for weeks.

He’d thought she was cool, the bad girl of Carver who wore a leather jacket over their uniform and heavy eyeliner. Turns out, she’s a big softie over nice hair and dark eyes.

“You should go over and talk to Mr. Winchester,” Claire says loudly.

Mr. Novak shakes his head. “He looks busy.”

“He looks like he’s yelling at the umpire,” Claire says gleefully.

“Like I said, busy,” Mr. Novak says pointedly.

“How well do you know him, anyway?” Claire asks.

“As well as two educators in separate but competing schools would know each other, I suppose,” Mr. Novak says.

“Yeah, that tells me exactly zip,” Claire says derisively. “How come you aren’t sitting with lover boy, anyway?”

“Claire!” Mr. Novak says sharply.

“What?” Claire crosses her arms across her chest. “I’m just saying.”

“I am still loyal to Carver Preparatory,” Mr. Novak says primly, nodding to the team.

Claire rolls her eyes. “I bet you’re just chicken.”

“I am not ‘chicken.’”

This was not the first time Kevin saw Mr. Novak do literal air quotes, but it never ceases to amaze him. 

“Are too,” Claire says, and who the hell ever told Kevin girls mature faster than boys?

Mr. Novak rolls his eyes to the sky, as if praying for patience. “Please drop it, Claire.”

“You really are no fun,” Claire huffs.

“I try my best,” Mr. Novak says, his voice dry as the Sahara.

They watch the next few innings, growing steadily more silent as Edlund racks up more runs and Carver… does not.

Kevin still cheers when Channing hits the ball. He winces when she gets tagged out at third base.

Claire hangs her head in shame as the two teams line up to slap hands and mutter “good game.” She grumbles, “I don’t know why I keep coming to these things. I’m not a masochist.”

“No, you just like the opportunity to ogle our athletic rivals,” Kevin quips.

“You’re on thin fucking ice, buddy,” Claire says blindly swatting in his direction as she watches Nieves drink from a water bottle.

Mr. Novak cuts in, “Language, Claire.”

“Bite me.”

Mr. Novak opens his mouth, but someone else interjects first, their tone playful, “You gonna take that lying down, Cas?”

Claire’s mouth falls open. “‘Cas’?” she repeats, her eyes wide as she takes in Mr. Novak, looking like a deer caught in the headlights..

Mr. Winchester, because of course it’s Mr. Winchester, clambers up on the bleachers. “I can’t believe you finally showed,” he tells Mr. Novak.

Mr. Novak’s face pinches. “I told you I would come.”

Mr. Winchester grins, slow and easy. “Yeah, but I didn’t believe you.”

Mr. Novak releases a long-suffering sigh. “Don’t you have children to wrangle?”

“I came here to collect my winnings.”

“Come on,” Mr. Novak complains, “That was hardly a serious bet.”

“Never pegged you for a sore loser, Cas,” Mr. Winchester taunts.

“Fine,” Mr. Novak grumbles as he leans forward and quickly presses his mouth to Mr. Winchester’s. “There, happy?”

“I’m friggin’ awesome,” Mr. Winchester says.

Claire rounds on Mr. Novak, her face accusatory. “Just two educators blah blah blah my ass.”

Mr. Winchester’s eyebrows rise, his face disapproving and maybe a little impressed. “I thought all you guys at Edlund were a bunch of dweebs.”

“Dean,” Mr. Novak says through gritted teeth, “Meet my niece, Claire.”

“The rest of ‘em are all dweebs, trust me,” Claire says dispassionately, jerking her head towards Kevin.

Claire Novak is officially the worst.

“I’m Kevin Tran,” Kevin says, ignoring her. “Mr. Novak is my Latin teacher.”

“Well, whaddya know,” Mr. Winchester drawls, “He was mine too.”

“He was?” Kevin asks, looking from Mr. Novak to Mr. Winchester and back again. “But you’re…”

“Old,” Claire finishes for him.

Mr. Novak sighs loudly.

Mr. Winchester snorts. “He was my tutor in high school, actually. We were in the same year.”

Mr. Novak turns pointedly to Mr. Winchester. “Don’t you have a team to get back to?”

“Oh, crap, yeah,” Mr. Winchester says with a wild look around. He ducks down, kisses Mr. Novak again before he can do anything about it, and jumps down off the bleachers.

“I can’t believe you’re dating a jock,” Claire says dispassionately as they watch Mr. Winchester sprint across the field.

Mr. Novak puts his head in his hands.

[maybeimamuppet]

karen smith!! or heather duke from heathers!!

ok i will try to do both!!

favorite thing about them:

karen smith-her positivity!!

heather duke- fashion sense?? ik that’s lame but i really can’t think of anything else

least favorite thing about them:

karen- stays with regina even tho she can see how much she and her friends are being hurt by her actions

duke-where do i fucking begin. manipulative, encouraged mcnamara to off herself, is an all around awful person?? start there

favorite line:

karen- i expect to run the world in shoes i cannot walk in

duke- did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

brOTP:

karen- art freaks, kevin g

duke- JD post recovery arc, betty and martha in a ‘duke is a decent person’ au

nOTP:

karen- romantic with any guy?? like i headcanon her as pan but i just. can’t see her with a dude. also pre-redemption regina but once regina works on herself i think they real cute

duke- JD?? i can’t say i’ve ever seen it. again, any man i think this girl is either a lesbian or bisexual (maybe ace even) and i just can’t picture her with a dude for some reason

random headcanon:

karen- the cat and mouse costumes with gretchen at the halloween party in ‘someone gets hurt’ were a sneaky couples costume

duke- is trans

unpopular opinion:

karen- idk if i have one?? i guess that she needs to apologize for her part in the whole events of canon just as much as anyone else???

duke- again, idk if i have one. she’s my least favorite of the heathers but idk how unpopular that is. sorry duke

song i associate with them: i don’t really listen to music?? so it’s just like. songs they sing unfortunately

karen-stop. her verse was the first thing i ever heard from mg

duke-candy store, her riff just before she gets cut off by chandy is super fun to sing

favorite picture of them:

karen

duke-

[hannah-deserved-better]

One-shot, art and short fic dice chooser

This is a menu of my one-shot and short fic set ups. Everything is decided by a collection of DnD dice. These are for my own fic writing purposes but people are free to make requests of me, or to use the dice set up themselves. But when making requests of me, please be aware that the following are MY pairings and the pairings I am willing to work with, I’m not willing to work with anything not on here. many of these are rare pairs because I am a rare pair shipper. Also, I do not ship Destiel, wincest, Bagginshield, Kiliel, or Durincest. Also, I do not write hardcore smut. I do write sex scenes but they are not graphic.

Please feel free to use this generator and adapt it to your own needs, but please give me, the creator, credit because it took me an entire day to create.

                                            Verse 

Use a 6 sided dice

Supernatural/Buffy/X-files verse AU

Hobbit/LOTR Verse AU

Star Trek verse AU

Kenshin verse AU

Drizzt Verse AU

Historical Verse au (roll a D12 to determine)

 Prehistoric  Ancient Times (10,000-1 BCE) Late Antiquity (1 CE-400) Early medieval (400-900) High middle ages (900-1200) Late middle ages (1200-1500) 16 and 17th century 18th century 19th century 1900-1930s 1930-1950s 1950-1990s

                                        Fandom and ship choosing

Ship menu 12 side dice for fandom + 10 side dice for pairing or standalone character + four sided dice for POV

                                          Hanstiel OTP ship: 

Castiel/Hannah 

Castiel/Sam/Hannah

Castiel/Hannah/Meg

Castiel/Sam/Meg/Hannah

Hanstiel squared

                                                  SPN: pair

Megstiel 

Sastiel 

Claire/Kaia, 

Sam/Eileen

Dean/Jo

Charlie/Meg

Gabriel/Rowena

Castiel/Kelly Kline 

                              Spn poly pairs/stand alone characters

Dean/Benny/Jo, 

Charlie/Gilda/Dorothy

Sam/Gabriel/Eileen 

Garth/Aaron bass/Kevin Tran 

Sam/Gabriel/Rowena/Eileen

Jack, 

Crowley

                                                 X-files: 

Mulder/Scully, 

Skinner

                                                  Buffy: 

Angel/Buffy, 

Willow/Tara, 

Faith/Spike, 

Xander/Oz

                                      Star Trek TNG: 

Picard/Crusher, 

Riker/Troi, 

Worf/Klingon/Romulan OC, 

Geordi/Male Romulan OC, 

Data/Android OC, 

Guinan, 

Wesley

                                     Star Trek DS9: 

Sisko/Kassidy, 

O’Brien/Keiko, 

Kira/Odo, 

Jadzia/Bashir, 

Jadzia/Kira, 

Bashir/Garak), 

Jake Sisko/Ziyal, 

Rom/Leeta, 

Quark, 

Nog

                                         Star Trek VOY: 

Janeway/Chakotay, 

Doctor/Seven, 

B’Elanna/Tom/Harry, 

Tuvok, 

Neelix

                                            Hobbit: 

Thorin, 

Thranduil, 

Bilbo, 

Fili/OC, 

Kili/OC, 

Legolas/Tauriel

                                                LOTR: 

Aragorn, 

Faramir, 

Boromir

                                                     Drizzt: 

Drizzt

                                                   Kenshin: 

Kenshin/Kaoru, 

Sanosuke/Megumi

                                             Genres: 

8 sided dice

Angst

Romance

Platonic 

Hurt/comfort 

Suspense/horror 

Fluff 

Seasonal theme

Dystopia/apocalypse 

                                              Settings 

20 sided dice 

In town

At home

At the mall/market 

Coffee shop

Restaurant

At work

At school 

Forest 

Park 

Body of water

Mountain or hill

Plains, tundra 

Hot climate 

Cold climate 

Traveling 

Farm

Music/art venue

Urban setting 

Rural setting 

Underground 

                                      Tropes and prompts: 

100 sided and 10 sided dice

Crime 

Sick fic

Injury

Snowed in

Survival

Poverty 

Wealthy 

High school/college

Pirate/at sea

Normal every day life

Cooking together 

Holiday 

Assassin 

Shopping together 

 Casefic

Dogs

Cats 

Farm animals 

Temporary disability 

Amnesia

Music 

Art 

Party, dance club 

Hunting 

Villain 

First date

First kiss 

First time sex

Pregnancy/adoption or childfree status

Wedding 

Engagement 

Moving in together 

Paranormal creature

Monster 

Demons

Angels

Borg 

Dominion

Romulan 

Klingon 

Bajoran 

Cardassian 

Hobbit

Dwarf 

Elf 

Drow 

Going on vacation 

Bath/shower 

Game night 

Plague

Brothel

Identity exploration 

Agriculture work 

Fashion 

Magic 

Natural disaster 

Storm

Zombies 

Mermaids 

Garden/flower shop

Trying to get a job

Historical/modern/futuristic theme

Stalker 

A bully 

Abuse 

Body confidence 

Neglect 

In pain 

Drug abuse 

Sex work 

Road trip

Camping 

Martial arts class

Sports team

Battle scene 

Friend date 

Girls/guys day out

Gambling problem 

Birds

Reptiles 

Fish and sea life

Amphibians

Bugs

Mammals 

Astronomy/Star gazing

Geology 

Paleontology 

Archaeology

History 

Cultural anthropology 

Religion 

Gender exploration 

An ex returns 

Technology 

Working in a factory 

Tyrant/dictator 

War

Gangs and organized crimes

Weapon of mass destruction attack

Alien attack

[hellhoundsprey]

SPN Kink Bingo 2020—hhp’s Masterpost

8 months. 25 squares. 100k of words. Big and small, soft and harsh.

A masterpost for you to handpick your sweets for the day. (Square - title - wordcount - ship - main tags) (Alternate view: the entire bingo on AO3.)

skinny dipping——only fools (673) weecest // trans!sam

f/f——If I Knew (1.3k) charlie/jo // SKYDUST!verse, top!charlie, bottom!jo

dom/sub——Canary (7.2k) J2, jared/others // dubcon, gangbang, cuckolding, top!jensen, bottom!jared

mirror sex——Betelgeuse (2.8k) wincest // deaged!dean, bottom!dean, top!sam

body modification——magnolia bloom (17.3k) wincest // underage, rape, a/b/o dynamics, alpha!sam, top!sam, omega!dean, bottom!dean, sadism, violence

barebacking——Brenthia Coronigera (1.7k) sevin // a/b/o dynamics, dubcon, stealthing, alpha!sam, top!sam, bottom!kevin, omega!kevin

mind control——The More You Know (4.3k) dean/jack/sam // sex curse, reality bending, mind control, jack has a magic vagina, bottom!jack, top!sam, top!dean, threesome, double penetration

pregnancy kink——barefoot (1.3k) sevin // a/b/o dynamics, pregnant sex, top!sam, aplha!sam, bottom!kevin, omega!kevin

plus size——Short Circuit (2.5k) J2 // bully!jared, chubby!jensen, nerd!jensen, top!jared, bottom!jensen

humiliation——and baby, my heart is blue (6.2k) wincest // rape, soulless!sam, top!sam, bottom!dean, sex magic, rough sex

caged/open back panties——cupid’s chokehold (2.4k) dean smith/justin smith // married couple, panties!kink

dirty talk——This Little Piggy Stayed Home (1.1k) alan ackles/jeffrey dean morgan // trggrfngr!verse, top!jeff, bottom!alan, humiliation

free space——kiss the ground you walk on (1.2k) jared/jeff // foot fetish, body worship, domestic boyfriends

gimp suit——apple sins (2.8k) alastair/dean // mind control, constructed reality, sensory deprivation

bathtub sex——deep blue (4.9k) sastiel // SKYDUST!verse, tentacles, dubcon, body horror, oviposition, top!cas, bottom!sam

office sex——believe it or not it’s just me (4.5k) destiel // accountant!cas, mechanic!dean, top!dean, bottom!cas

deep throating——Cherry Pie Lovers (583) amara/dean // domme!amara, sub!dean, strap-ons

filming sex——Devour (4.1k) jack/kevin/sam // college!AU, bottom!jack, bottom!kevin, top!sam, soulless!sam, dubcon, drunk sex

cuddling——ruin (677) drowley // demon!dean, top!dean, bottom!crowley, trans!crowley

puppy play——Playdate (857) alex/colin/misha // dom!misha, sub!colin, sub!alex

master/slave——I’ll Let You Know (4.5k) swesson // a/b/o dynamics, alpha!dean, alpha!sam, trans!sam, bottom!sam, top!dean, bondage, double penetration

breeding kink——Appetite (3.7k) sevin // space!AU, alien!sam, top!sam, bottom!kevin, trans!kevin, double penetration

skype sex——Drown Soda (14k) colin/jared, colin/jared/jensen // underage, grooming, video chat sex, coercion, puberty, child abuse, age difference

kink negotiation——Peacock (6.2k) J2, jared/jeff // age difference, dom/sub, possessive!jensen, top!jensen, bottom!jared

shower sex——i will have to ask you to leave, sir (2.9k) J2 // age difference, drunk sex, top!jensen, bottom!jared