#this is in my trans kevin verse

[grimbeak]

teenage kevin and teenage cecil being on opposing baseball teams and trash talking the shit out of each other each season and then when they tie a game they get so excited they jump around hugging each other and screaming

[shallowseeker]

theres a cut line from the drafts of ouroboros where jack says "i'm a winchester, i'm the chicken And the snake" and i think about that line a lot.

he gave up something he loved (his soul) to destroy something he hated (michael) and he was too "greedy" (in a sense, he missed his old power a lot and had he not healed cas he mightve had a sliver of his soul left) and it killed him (his soul). i understand why that line was cut (redundancy was probably a factor) but i wish it had been kept. hes the chicken and the snake......

Yes, I do love this line. It's the duality of it all. And I think it's also the horror of the cosmic hierarchy. To the livestock, we are their Leviathan. But the Leviathan treating us as livestock in season 7 is a campy horror show!

I don't think Jack is uniquely dual-natured (because I think everyone in the entire show is), but Jack's symbolic nature is pretty heavy-handed in its symbolism!

Here again we have the word "nothing," that is so often applied to Jack. He is the chicken sacrificing his soul and becoming the snake (angel).

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The grace twists like a snake, as Jack becomes an ouroboros after sacrificing his soul, the snake consuming the snake.

I love this moment because Jack is specifically saving Rowena, the same woman his father murdered:

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I think this has some interesting things in common with Cas's consumption of Theo, way back in season 9. It certainly characterizes Cas's panic. Jack is becoming like Cas here, like Cas's family, specifically. Snakes. Beasts. Burning serpents. Barbarians. Creatures of war. (War, where even Lucifer is happiest, needed. Note: Lucifer was attentive to Kevin Tran, the AU refugees, Jack, and Dean during his stent in Apocalypse-verse. He was happy there, too. Lucifer is happiest as the underdog, not God.)

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CASTIEL: I'll – I'll need a moment to make contact. (THEO waits.) And you have something that I'll need. THEO: Anything. CASTIEL grabs one of the medical implements and slices THEO in the throat, letting his white grace slip out; CASTIEL opens his mouth and swallows it. Mm. (CASTIEL groans; the grace fills him up; his eyes turn blue; THEO stares in dazed recrimination, blood dripping from his neck. CASTIEL looks at him, then puts a hand to his forehead; THEO screams, his angelic white light bursts out of him, and he falls to the ground his eyes burned out. 9x09

CASTIEL: He had me. I, uh, I was tortured. But I got away. DEAN: How? CASTIEL: I... I did what I had to. I became what they've become. A barbarian. ...

CASTIEL: It's better I stay away. They're gonna want me even more now. But I'm gonna be all right. I... I got my Grace back. Well, not mine per se, but it'll do. DEAN: Wait, you're – you're back? You got your mojo? CASTIEL: I'm not sure. But I am an angel. DEAN: And you're okay with that? CASTIEL: If we're going to war, I need to be ready.

You are an angel, once and forever. (Hannah, 10x01)

JACK (to DEAN): I don't think you have a firm grasp on what snakes eat. (14x15)

DEAN: There's no use asking "why me?" 'Cause the angels – they don't care. I think maybe they just don't have the equipment to care. Seems like when they try, it just... breaks them apart. (7x21)

CAS: You understand? I can't. I destroyed...everything, and I will destroy everything again. (7x23)

It's what serpents do. When they enter gardens, all they know how to do is consume and destroy.

[the-unlucky-foster]

HPMA AU where everything's the same but Robyn and Kevin are both trans (as in, Robyn is MtF and Kevin is FtM)

Edit: Never mind. This is canon in my verse

[findyourrp]

✶ISO: A LONG-TERM RP PARTNER​ 🤗ꜝ ⺌

♡⤷ my name is ramsey / rams, i'm 30 years old, use they/its pronouns, and i'd prefer my partner to be at least 28 years old— but that's not a hard line, just a preference. i'm in a lot of fandoms, but i prefer to write original stuff for the most part. i typically write at about a lit+ level and higher, and 1K word replies are pretty common for me. i love longer threads, but not strictly novella as it can get overwhelming for me and i'll burn out and lose motivation. that said, i also like to do little texting threads between the bulk. i can use both ani and realistic faceclaims, it depends on your own preferences, i don't mind using either. i'm specifically looking for someone that likes to play older men that are built like a brick shithouse (think a man that looks similar to kevin creekman, cengiz coskun, jason momoa, or daniel sheehan.) that has the personality where someone will look him and think "i can fix him" and he infact makes THEM worse instead.

♡⤷ i have an array of ocs and canon characters that i play as, but i tend to lean towards playing my oc percy most of the time as he is my strongest muse and the one that's the easiest to mold into any verse i see fit. percy is a non-dysphoric trans man, and if that's a problem then please keep scrolling because i'm not dealing with you. percy is very important to me, and is a very long term character that helped me with my own gender dysphoria. his ani faceclaim is carol from friday night funkin' and his realistic faceclaim is a model that goes by keeahwah on instagram. he's very much a comfort character to me, but also i love putting him in predicaments of all sorts. especially bad ones.

♡⤷ one specific idea that's been stuck in my head for ages that i'd like to play out is of percy being the youngest prince from a pacifist alien planet. it's the closest planet to the sun, and the alien race that lives there, the notarians, are cold blooded. i have extensive lore for the alien faces and the planets percy and an npc is from but something specific that needs to be mentioned is that percy's planet is rich with a rare metal deposit that is very valuable and highly sought after, but due to the spiritual relationship that notarians share with their planet, they strongly believe and partake in taking only as much as you need so they don't allow outsiders to mine at all in fear of upsetting their planet and her dying.

♡⤷ he's in an arranged betrothal to an npc of mine, another alien on another planet that has the galaxy's biggest military force. theyre rather cold and calculated people that have a love for violence and a tendency to allow power to make them arrogant. they're aliens that have to colonize small planets in order to survive, as their main form of sustenance are peoples memories. percy seriously hates the arrangement, and he's terrified of his betrothed who's shown to be possessive and obsessive about percy for years prior to their arranged betrothal— he's a senior general in the military, which for them is a very high and important rank. he's basically in charge of everything, and he's very respected by his fellow comrades despite him being a bad man personality / action wise because of his "prowess" in "war".

♡⤷ percy's father-- the king-- has been facing increasing political push (and genuine threats) to allow the militaristic planet to set up their own mining operation for decades. after one such meeting where percy's fiance was losing his temper over the refusal to allow them to mine the metal, percy's father--desperate to avoid having their planet invaded and colonized by force-- offered to instead just open up trading routes, but the amounts provided to the other planet would have to be closely monitored to avoid their planet dying from overmining. however, percy's fiance didn't think that was good enough and instead decided to threaten all of their citizens with forced memory harvesting and invasion if he didn't "sweeten the pot". percy's father asked him what he wanted, and percy's fiance said to marry percy. forced to yield to avoid their people's destruction, percy's father agreed. percy was devasted when he learned of the arrangement, and hasn't spoken to his father directly since in protest as he has always had a dream of finding his soulmate like his parents and grandparents did-- as had many of his people-- but now he feels extremely cornered and doesn't know what to do.

♡⤷ then, while off his home planet on a time sensitive errand for his mother, he chooses to take a ferry ship instead of relying on the military to get him from a to be, despite what his two bodyguards that his fiance assigned to him (they're in plain clothes because percy feels uneasy when they're in uniform.) insist. however, the ferry ship that percy's riding on is boarded by space pirates that are looking to steal money and jewellry. your character (YC), the captain of the pirate ship, is a known to be a very dangerous and rough man. percy's bodyguards try to keep him out of sight due to his high rank and the political leverage that pirates getting his hands on him could cause by hiding him behind behind one of them under their cloak. however, YC spots percy under the cloak and confronts the bodyguards. they try to protect percy, but they get overwhelmed and killed. realizing what percy is by his eyes (black scerla's with molton gold irises), YC is estatic about the goods he just secured and drags percy off onto his ship. initially it's for ransom and maybe some fun, but it slowly becomes romantic on both sides over time.

♡⤷ obviously this would involve darker themes!! i don't mind writing the heavier stuff, but i'd prefer to keep those kinds of threads off tumblr and keep it either on discord or on chatzy (preferred)-- but we can talk about boundaries and hard limits privately-- just either send me an im or like this post, and i'll msg you instead!! sorry this is so long!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[sentientgopro]

Okay, screw it, It's been on my mind alot, I'm writing the damn mirror post so I can get it off my mind.

There's a song I listen to often that has a couple of lines about "breaking the mirror". I'm the type of person who feels the need to understand every line of every song they listen to, so I googled the meaning. (Side note, part of me felt like it was right to write girl instead of person and she instead of they? I almost always use gender neutral terms in anything I say online regardless of being about me, but feeling like saying she is not something I've done before. That was weird. Back to the point.)

So I don't know how commonly known it is or whether people still pay attention to old superstitions, but apparently breaking mirrors brings you years of bad luck, but eventually you'll be just fine.

And there's obvious parallels between this idea and transitioning. Things will get alot harder after you start, but you'll be infinitely better off when you start to reach the other side. Right now, I can live simply as a guy and not have to worry about the perils of being trans, but once I break the mirror, it's on.

But I can't get over how there's this really old symbolism of taking the very thing that displays who you are, and shattering it, and it's gonna cause alot of problems for a while, but then the reflection is restored, better than ever, and all the bad is washed away.

And this was just a neat little idea in my head, until I saw a CERTAIN game with a certain stereotype was on sale for like £3 and bought it. And oh my fucking God, mirror symbolism is EVERYWHERE, because of course it is. The very incarnation of the bad parts of Madeline literally come from looking herself in the mirror and breaking it. People have talked before about the heavy Mirror symbolism in Celeste, often mentioning trans people's relation to mirrors, but recontextualising that with the superstition and the things I just mentioned made it hit so hard for me when it clicked and I put it all together.

Now, I always knew this would be an aimless rant, but I still spent a while trying to think of a good way to tie it together but its not working. I'm just gonna talk about the lyrics now and how they reflect my specific situation. Its 4 lines, in pairs, in two seperate verses:

"I need time to break all the mirrors,

But my mind is in pieces and not ready to make it clearer."

"Time to make it all clearer,

And if time never ceases I'll be ready to break the mirror."

How often do you hear trans people talk about how theyre not ready, or theyre finding excuses for themselves, and they don't know why? I'm the same, but I genuinely have a rock solid excuse for myself, that I live in an unsupportive and overcontrolling household, so I couldn't even start doing anything in secret because of how restricted I am. I should be going to Uni in about a year and a half, so that's the starting point. But even if this wasn't the case, I dont think Id start transitioing yet, Im not ready, my mind is in pieces and not ready to make it clearer.

But that's the thing, it IS time to make it all clearer. Ive got time, with no pressure, to figure myself out and improve my mental state so that I'm in the best position possible to break the mirror. So as long as I never cease doing that, I'll be ready to break the mirror.

If you're wondering what the song is, It's The Gift by Kevin Sherwood and Elena Siegman. The rest of the song isn't a trans allegory or anything, I honestly couldn't tell you what most of it is about, it's from fucking COD: Black Ops 3 Zombies lmfao. Every map in the Zombies mode of the Black Ops games has a secret song, usually by Kevin Sherwood and often with Elena Siegman singing, but sometimes its a different vocalist.

The reason I'm mentioning all this is because the map this song is on is Literally called "Revelations". Yep, certainly having a few of them lmao.

So, thanks for reading this unhinged rant about mirrors that's probably unoriginal as shit, I'm going to cut this off Immediately before I launch into a rant about how good Kevin Sherwood's music is. Honestly, hes too good to be working on COD, not to mention how Elena Siegman has the voice of an angel and a demon at the same time, that girls range is insane. Fuck, Im already slipping into a rant, I just need to stop writi

[multapohja966]

somewhat to the side of the actual video i do remember these times in youtube and music all together. tyler coming out, kevin abstract entering the public consciousness with the Junky verse. things which are nothing now shook everything, especially my personal view of the world. this gamer-rap dude-youtuber online sphere of young male culture was the one i was most active within and during some resent talks i've had with even other transmascs ive realised that i've spent so much of my life as visibly queer that i haven't been seen or treated as part of larger womanhood during formative years, so when these discussions of masculinity started to happen in male spaces they felt very personal to me. it felt like this was my community and culture, even more so than any queer space. and i wasn't moving toward masculinity but had always been and now pondering femininity for the first time with these cis guys. the trend of me forgetting i have ever been or been seen as anything other than male has a long history.

i do feel i inhabit a somewhat weird cultural background - present life mix i haven't really found within other transmascs. where i've been very active within young boy culture as a young boy yet am very,,i guess gender fuck-y theory fag nowadays? you can find trans dudes who've followed the same garbage i have and have this pretty trad tomboy history but they are commonly pretty tradmasc guys. where as most theory obsessed rad tranny guys i know had a young girl culture background. so i can't completely relate to either group.

ive somewhat found this with some transfems i know. that they know useless twitch goop yet also can take a ride with identity discussion. i think it is just an exposure and commonality thing. love my community deeply

this song and video has disappeared to the either from people's memory and playlists but it had such a huge effect on me back when it dropped. the breaking/transitional point in life present in the sound and lyrics. brian was pretty fresh off a infamous viral song, fresh off becoming of age, fresh off moving out of his home country, fresh off stopping to think for the first time. the insecurities and aimlessness of adulthood, masculinity, fame are really on your face in this. the sense of trying to ponder yourself. it's still a very fragile yet courageous drop.

[randompurplepanthergorl]

My spooky month character HC's (for all the characters I have headcanons for) cause I can

Here they are (Prepare for a long-ass post)

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Roy:

.His full first name is "Leroy" he just likes going by "Roy" (but only by his friends)

.Trans boi

.Dead name is "Aliza"

.Huge potty mouth

.Constantly raises the finger

.His hoodie is F L U F F Y as fuck

.Had an absolute shit family (transphobic (Not COMPLEATLY obvious, but they kept using his dead name and pronouns and getting him girly shit), homophobic, abusive, constantly used slurs, hated his friends which where actually MORE like family then his blood family-) but luckily he put a restraining order against them and ran away leaving a note calling them out, basically a huge "fuck you" towards them

.Is almost always sleeping over with Ross and Robert due to the situation (He switches between the places)

.Owns a truck (His dad (which has passed on and was the ONLY nice/GOOD family member to him) left it for him for when he passed on)

.He sleeps in the truck whenever his friends can't have him over (Their parents/brother WOULD like to let him stay but sometimes they just CAN'T so Roy ain't able to sleep over ALL nights)

.Really good with guns

.Pansexual

.Tiny angry boi

.Hates the spooky dance

.If he sees Ross and Robert doing it he will most likely give them the stank eye or glare at worst

.Only pretends to REALLY REALLY Hate Skid and Pump, in reality he only dislikes them

."Most likely to start a bar fight"

.Has amber eyes

.Met the other Hatzgang members when he was a girl and when he admitted he was trans they where 1000000% supportive

.Exact height is 5'9

.Smallest of the Hatzgang but the meanest/scariest

.Make him mad, R U N

.Does not like laser tag (He calls it "Looser-tag") but ironically likes laser tag like video games

.Would protect Ross and Robert with his life

.A lot stronger then he looks

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Ross:

.The candy store dude, Kevin, is his brother (blood brother not adopted or step)

.He wears a beanie cause he hates his hair (it's in an unintentional mullet and greasy AF-)

.He and his brother live together with no parents (well, Kevin IS an adult and has a job-)

.Lives in an apartment

.Has an eyebrow ring but does not wear it ALL the time

.Also has three kinds of earrings (has three kinds of piercing's in his ear) but does not wear them ALL the time

.Likes wearing metal style eyeliner but refuses to admit it-

.Is MOSTLY chill like in cannon but my HC version of him also has a little bit of a temper but he'll hide it, but if he let it out- Let's just say, Expect tables to be flipped and a stool coming at someone's head-

.Has blue highlights in his hair but they're covered by the beanie

.He's Bisexual

.When coming out/admitting that/telling someone he's Bi, he will literally play this song and dance to it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3swobEQ6Y4 (More specifically the "It ain't no lie, baby bye bye bye, bye bye" verse)

.Really good with knifes

.Not "technically" friends with the spooky kids (their still warming up to him) but he's trying cause he likes them

.Likes doing the spooky dance (yes the whole ass thing and not the less exaggerated version he did with Rob in canon) but won't do it around Roy

."Least likely to start a bar fight but most likely to win one"

.Has sapphire blue eyes

.Exact height is 5'11

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Robert:

.His middle name is "Tomas" or "Tom" for short, he'll even use "Tom" as a nickname and like it if someone does not feel like calling him "Rob" or "Robert"

.F l o o f y h a i r.

.Big Gay

.Actually has a crush on both of his friends but refuses to admit it cause 1: he does not want to make it awkward between the three of them if they ended up breaking up and 2: He thinks their straight (Their not)

.Loves plushys

.Has a plush toy army

.Big pure bean with insecurity issues

.Clumsy

.Only Hatzgang member that is confirmed as friends with the spooky kids (confirmed by the spooky kids themselves)

.Has eyebrow ring

.Likes doing the spooky dance but won't do it around Roy

."Most likely to loose a bar fight because he was too busy trying to be nice to people to stop it"

.Has emerald green eyes

.Exact height is 6ft

.Nicest of the hatzgang

.Goontle man (Get it? Like Gentle Man but a goon?)

.Likes picking Roy up like a ragdoll

.Likes picking Ross up like a ragdoll

.Likes picking Skid and Pump up like ragdolls

.He likes picking ANYONE that's smaller then him up like ragdolls

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The Hatzgang as a group:

.They're all 16

.Literally NONE of them are straight

.Skid and Pump don't even reach their kneecaps-

.They all have huge sweat tooth's (not as bad as Skid and Pump but still)

.Still secretly like trick-or-treating (Even Roy, he just hides it a hell of a lot better)

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Pump:

.Chaotic child

.HeHEHEHEHE FIRE GO BRRRRR-

.Can use a gun, which scares the shit out of everyone around him

.Eats A LOT of non-edible things such as a chair, Roy's shoelaces, coins, shampoo, etc.

.Can lift objects twice his size

.Friends with/Likes Robert but is still a little skeptical about Ross

.Would beat up Roy with a pillow

.Is the type of person to use a brick in a pillowcase in a pillow fight

.Likes making 'Woody' kiss people he does not like's faces

.'Woody' is a baseball bat

.VERY Surprisingly does not hold grudges like if someone destroyed something of his he'll be mad/cry about it for like, twenty minutes (ten if the person apologizes) then get over it and go "Ya know what? Forgive and forget, past is past." unless it was something special to him, if THAT's the case then expect him to beat your ass with the brick pillow

.His mask is an actual pumpkin with eyeholes (it was a mask but Roy destroyed it, feeling bad Ross and Robert made him a new one out of an actual pumpkin)

.Hides things in his hair

.Baby John Cena pretty much-

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Skid:

.Jack Skelington is his birth father and the Lemon Demon from FNF is his step father

.Chaotic but nowhere near as chaotic as Pump

.Actually sometimes runs away from Pump-

.Really likes Ross but he's not in the friend group cause Pump's still kinda skeptical about him

.Hides things in Pumps hair

.Also hates Roy

.Would probably give Roy a cursed present (such as a fake head in a box, etc. (Both his birth and step dads taught him that))

.Likes pranks

.Second favorite holiday is Christmas

.Pure bean

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Skid and Pump together:

.SoMeHoW when their together their immortal (apart their mortal)

.When their not stacked their both about the same height as a Fruity Pebbles cereal box

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Kevin:

.Ross is his younger brother

.Has an ENTIRE PLAYLIST of Anti-Cop themed songs-

.He's almost always putting up with the Hatzgang's shit

.Also has blue eyes like Ross

.When at the apartment, or with Ross in general: Helicopter brother

.Will sometimes randomly start yelling out songs like "Bring me to life" at the most random times, never at an inappropriate time but random af- EX:

Kevin and Ross: Just sitting in the living room.

Kevin, out of the freaking blue: WAKE ME UP INSIDE-

."IiIiI hAtE mY jOb-"

.Will sometimes steal candy from work and somehow never gets caught-

.Ross will sometimes joke saying he's like the Candyman monster and he'll get him back by jumpscaring him wearing a costume

.Can and will use candy as weaponry

.7ft tall he could probably crush Skid and Pump at that height

.*Holds Ross* "If anyone even lays one finger on him I'll kill everyone in this room and then myself."

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Candy Dealer:

.Actually moves like a normal person instead of, whatever's goin' on with his anatomy in Spooky Month Unwanted Guest- (Look at the way he walks and how his arm moved in that episode and tell me that's normal, I dare you)

.He's not a human, he's a void/shadowy being

.Trench-coat is actually a cape (Like it looks like a coat but it does not have sleeves and when unbuttoned it works like a cape) and can be easily removed

.He can eat human food if he wants but it's not necessary to do in order for him to live

.Goes by He/They/It pronouns (But he/him or they/them is preferred over it/it's)

.Can (Kinda?) fly, like he can't fly-fly but he can fly about two-three feet off the ground at highest- (He could recreate the floating boy chasing running boy meme-)

."If I ever find myself in love I want my partner to be graceful, balanced, stable-" *Insert Kevin falling down a flight of stairs* "-I want that one."

.Immortal

.Buff af

.His 'feet' are like high heal boots with sharp-ass heals- And to match they're fingers are sharp claws

.Does not have to wear the trench-coat technically, he could wear anything or just be naked (What? It's not like his 'thing' is gonna be out- He can make it invisible at will-) but he does have to if its sunny out, it does not harm or kill him but it severally drains his energy if directly exposed to it without covers

.Is immune to drug, cigarette, alcohol, etc. effects, he could seriously smoke fifty ciggs at once and be completely fine-

.Can't swim but can stand up in almost any pool so they'd splash around a bit dramatically shrieking before dramatically sinking then standing up a second later

.It's 12-13 ft tall at full height

.Constantly slouches making him look shorter (still tall but a hell of a lot shorter then it's full height) so when they stand at full height (Mainly he only does it out of anger or is in a situation he can't slouch) it startles a lot of people due to his size

.Can't take the hat off- Ever- Even if he wanted too-

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That's it

[phantaloon]

Fic authors self rec! When you get this, reply with your favorite five fics that you've written, then pass on to at least five other writers (◠‿◠✿)

omg thank you!! i appreciate this so much <3

it's not like I've written too many fics but here we go

Am I Screaming To An Empty Sky?- aftg. au canon divergent in which the ravens win the finals and neil is made a raven, while the foxes try to figure out a way to get him out before it's too late. it's pretty angsty and there's lots of trigger warnings but it's nothing out of the canon tw lol i enjoyed writing breakdown after breakdown far too much tbh

I Know I'll Be Leaving Soon: pjo verse. okay so i hate the start because literally 9 out of the current 13 (i promise I'm working on an update) chapters are written in first person pov, and i mean, it's not badly written, but I'll get to changing it to 3rd person at some point, cause it's so much fucking better. anyway it's a sick fic/terminal illness au, no powers au, lukercy because i was going through a phase when i started it and I'm committed to it now. it's a pretty sad story, but in a soft melancholic kind of way, but I'm still really proud of it, it's my baby, my darling wip that's been in the works since i was about 14 so yeah

my friends and I, we got a lot of problems - aftg. basically a friend said there weren't enough fics of kevin being protective over neil and this was the result. loved writing from kevin's pov, and yeah there aren't enough kevneil (platonic or romantic) fics about protective kevin <3

you don't know my heart (the way you know my face) - aftg. trans neil au, it's just my interpretation of some canon events but with trans neil, again prompted by the same friend as the last one ajsjdkd it was lowkey cathartic as neil worked through gender dysphoria and the struggles of canon, cause i may not be trans but well gender dysphoria just hits out of nowhere some times. really enjoyed writing this one because I'm tired of the fetishisation of ftm trans people <3

I Never Said I Loved You - aftg. i like to think this is really soft but it's also kinda angsty ajskdk post canon, in which the fbi takes down the moriyamas but someone retaliates against neil who ends up in the hospital for a while, meanwhile andrew struggles through the concept of love + some soft twinyards interactions, healing and hope :)

thanks for this anon! i enjoyed doing this far more than i thought i would

[lunarxylop]

“This is getting ridiculous.” Dean said absentmindedly, not listening to a word Kevin was saying. He was freaking out so much he couldn’t even play a good game of chess. “I agree, this was a stupid move. What’s the matter with you?” Kevin asked “It’s happening tomorrow, Dean answered dreadfully” “What’s happening tomorrow” “I’m finally meeting his grandmother” “You mean, the one who almost raised him, the one he visits at the retirement home every week and plays chess with. The reason why I’ve been crushing you for the last two months.” “I resent that I’ve beaten you twice already.” “Come on, relax Dean. Everything gonna be alright.” “She’s gonna think I’m dumb as a rock.” “If you keep playing like that, I’m sure she will.” “Thanks buddy, you’re a really good friend.”

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Dean Winchester; Muse Info

Full Name; Dean Winchester Nickname; Squirrel Face Claim; Jensen Ackles Gender; Male Pronouns; He/Him Marital Status; Single Sexuality; Bisexual (Closeted)  Age; 42 Date Of Birth; January 24, 1979 Occupation; Hunter Residence; Bunker, Impala, On the road Species; Human, Knight of Hell, Vampire, Ghost, Jefferson Starship Hierarchy; Omega Family; Sam Winchester Verses; None Important Note; NOT SAM FRIENDLY! My muse Dean does not feel obligated to make sure his brother Sam is safe or taken care of. He does not feel obligated to be his protector. He feels no responsibility towards Sam at all. He hunts on his own most of the time, unless another hunter, who is not Sam, calls him in for help. Dean blames Sam for the death of their parents. He blames him for most of the bad shit that’s happened in Dean’s life and he refuses to deal with it anymore. (Do not come after me just because you feel differently, this is my muse! I will play him as I see fit!) Biography/Timelines; Canon; Dean Winchester [January 24, 1979 -2025] was a human and hunter as well as a member of the Men of Letters with his younger brother Sam. He and his brother are members of the Winchester and Campbell families Through his father, Dean is the older half-brother of Adam Milligan. Dean is also the destined vessel of the Archangel Michael. He and Sam are also the surrogate sons of the late Bobby Singer. Dean is best friends with the angel Castiel, close friend to the late prophet Kevin Tran, and reluctant ally of Crowley. Dean has an ex-girlfriend, Lisa Braeden, who he lived with for a year when he thought Sam was in Hell. She has a child named Ben, who Dean acted as a father for during that year. Dean's biological child was an amazon named Emma. He is also the former apprentice of Alastair. Both Dean and Sam were raised in the hunting life by their father, after the demon Azazel killed their mother. Dean's main role in the series is being the self-appointed guardian of Sam and often going to extreme lengths to protect him regardless of personal cost. Often in these occurrences Dean finds himself the center of a much larger picture. When he was killed by Metatron whilst using the Mark of Cain, Dean returned as a demon and a Knight of Hell loyal only to himself. He was then cured by his brother using purified blood. Eventually, the Mark was removed, but the price was that the Darkness has now been released into the world, something Dean tried to avoid. Dean and his brother soon met God who returned to help put an end to the danger to the world. During this time, Dean got through to God about not sacrificing himself and The Darkness about not destroying all of reality and helped them reconcile. As a reward, Dean was given back his mother and was able to return to his usual style of hunting with his family. With his mother trapped in an alternate reality, Dean set out with Sam, Castiel and the Nephilim Jack to rescue Mary and reunite his family, a situation made more urgent by the upcoming invasion of an alternate reality Michael. Following the reunion of his family, Dean agreed to become the vessel for the alternate Michael in order to finish Lucifer once and for all. Aided by Michael, Dean faced Lucifer in battle and ultimately killed the rogue archangel and ended his long reign of terror. This victory was short-lived as Dean was to be betrayed by Michael who took full control of Dean and became loose upon the Main Universe in Dean's body, his one true vessel. Michael would use him for weeks before he left Dean's body on his own for unknown reasons. In the days after, Dean struggled with re-adjusting to being himself again as he tried to help Sam on hunts. However, he regained his will and did better in hunting, as he and his family decided to go after Michael and defeat him. Dean also bonded with Jack after learning his declining health. During a confrontation with Michael, the Archangel retook control of Dean after revealing that he left to break his spirits and locked the hunter away in his subconscious. However, Dean manages to trap Michael within his own subconscious shortly thereafter, but is left worried for what will occur if the archangel escapes. Following a hunt, Dean lost concentration over keeping Michael imprisoned but the latter instead escaped Dean's mind and took Rowena for an alternative vessel while inflicting revenge on Dean. However, Michael was then killed by Jack, saving the world from his influence and freeing Dean of his grasp.

[goldenraeofsun]

Won’t you come on over, baby?

A continuation of this verse

“Kick his ass, Peppy!”

Kevin glares across the softball field at the opposite team’s coach. “Can he say that?”

Claire rolls her eyes. “He can say whatever he wants to say. He’s a teacher.”

“He’s surrounded by impressionable minds!” Kevin insists.

Claire picks at her cuticles. “We’re sixteen. Not five. Everyone here has heard the word ‘ass’ before. And if you haven’t, I’ve got some bad news for you.”

“Why are you here, anyway?” Kevin shoots back.

“The view,” Claire says, leaning back against the bleachers smugly.

“This is a girl’s softball game,” Kevin says stupidly.

Claire tugs her ponytail straight. “Oh gee, nothing gets past you, Kev, does it?” She wolf whistles because she can.

Kevin freezes, his eyes narrowed.

Channing turns around on the bench and glares at her.

“Don’t perv on my girlfriend,” Kevin huffs.

“As if,” Claire sniffs. “Channing is not my type.”

“What is?”

“Shut up and watch the game, nerd.”

“The mascots are racing for a plastic trophy. There isn’t a game to watch yet,” Kevin points out. He glances at his watch. “It doesn’t start for ten minutes.”

“Fine, then sit down and shut up. I can hardly hear myself think.”

Kevin crosses his arms across his chest.

They sit in stony silence for the rest of the sham race. Claire buries her head in her hands as Peppy the Pigeon beats Oscar the Owl handily. “Why do we suck so hard?” she groans.

“Probably because we focus on academics rather than athletics,” a new, familiar voice says mildly.

“Mr. Novak!” Kevin squeaks. “What are you doing here?”

“I’ve come to watch the game,” Mr. Novak says as he stands over them. “Claire, can you move over?”

“No.”

“Claire,” Kevin hisses, scandalized. How could she just say that to a teacher?

“Find your own seat, Uncle Castiel,” Claire says without looking up.

“You’re her uncle?” he blurts before he can stop himself.

“Yes, as much as Claire would like to deny it,” Mr. Novak says as he sits down gingerly in the little room left on their bench.

Claire begrudgingly shifts. She digs her elbow into Kevin’s side when he doesn’t move out of the way quickly enough. 

“I don’t think I’ve seen you at any games before,” Claire says, her eyes trained on the opposing team. A dark-haired girl walks up to the plate, her wild curls tucked into a ponytail under her helmet.

“I wanted to see what the fuss was about.”

“What fuss?” Claire asks, eyebrows raised. “We suck.”

“We’re not that bad,” Kevin protests. “We won the first game.”

“And lost the four since then,” Claire says dispassionately.

“That’s… not a good record,” Mr. Novak says delicately, his blue eyes narrowing as they survey the opposite team.

“It’s their new coach,” Kevin says, nose wrinkling. “They weren’t this good last year.”

Mr. Novak hums. “Then we’ll just have to step up to the plate.”

Claire snorts. “You are such a doof.”

Kevin shoots her an offended look on behalf of Mr. Novak. Kevin tells him, “He’s their new English teacher, or something.”

“Or something,” Mr. Novak echoes distractedly.

Claire sits up in her seat, looking at Mr. Novak with wide-eyes. “No way,” she breathes.

“What?” Kevin asks.

“You like him,” Claire says gleefully to Mr. Novak.

And Mr. Novak… blushes.

Claire whacks him in the arm. “Oh my God, I am so telling Dad.”

Mr. Novak silences her with a look. “Your father has no business in my love life. Or lack thereof,” he adds.

“Uh huh,” Claire says, and Kevin has never seen her this self-satisfied, including the time she got that 97 on Ms. Flagstaff’s midterm, the highest in the class. She turns to Kevin. “What’s his name?”

“Whose?”

“The softball coach,” Claire says impatiently. “Keep up, Kev.”

Kevin throws her a look. “Why do you think I would know?”

“Because you’re the most competitive person in sophomore year, so you know everything about everybody,” Claire says matter-of-factly.

Kevin tries not to look too pleased with himself. “I heard his name is Mr. Winchester.”

Claire quickly nudges Mr. Novak for confirmation, who sighs. “Yes, his name is Dean Winchester. But that’s all you’re getting out of me.”

Claire’s eyes gleam with challenge. “Have you talked to him, Uncle Castiel?”

“Yes.”

Claire groans. “You are no fun at all.”

“That is why I became a teacher,” Mr. Novak deadpans.

Kevin grins. “You’re a little fun.”

“Thank you, Kevin.”

Claire coughs. It sounds suspiciously like “suckup.”

All three of them watch the next few batters in silence, booing as Edlund scores their first run.

“Okay Mr. Know-it-all,” Claire starts, and Kevin isn’t sure if she’s talking to him or her uncle. “What do you know about her?”

“Who?”

“The girl who just scored,” Claire says, and Kevin can tell from the way Mr. Novak tilted his head, he’s listening in too.

“Nieves?” Kevin says. Claire doesn't react. “Not much. She’s a sophomore. Softball is her only extracurricular.”

Claire wrinkles her nose. “You’re no help.”

“Her best subject is English,” Mr. Novak says, surprising them both. “She’s won several short fiction awards for her horror novellas.”

“How do you know that?” Claire says, her mouth falling open.

Mr. Novak shrugs. “Teachers talk.”

“You mean, you talk to Mr. Winchester,” Claire clarifies.

Mr. Novak shoots a quelling look her way. “I pay attention to gifted students. And despite Principal Adler’s assurances to the contrary, they aren’t all enrolled at Carver.”

“Are you hoping to poach her?”

Mr. Novak shrugs. “She seems happy at Edlund,” he says, “but I have been exploring scholarship options just in case.”

“You should get her to transfer,” Claire says firmly.

“Why?” Mr. Novak asks.

Kevin rolls his eyes. “Because Claire has a crush,” he says, sing-songing the last word.

Claire punches him, hard, in the arm.

Ow, he mouths as Mr. Novak looks the other way.

“Shut up, Kevin.”

“You’re not subtle at all,” Kevin hisses.

Claire mimes slitting her own throat, her glare murderous.

Kevin sits back in his seat, his arm throbbing with victory. He knew something was up with Claire ever since she started coming to these games. She never came to a single one last year, so it was usually just Kevin and a bunch of parents.

Athletics really weren’t all that popular at Carver Preparatory.

But then Claire wandered onto the bleachers sometime around Game 2, and she’s been his steady, if annoying and cranky, companion ever since. It was a mystery, Kevin had been puzzling over for weeks.

He’d thought she was cool, the bad girl of Carver who wore a leather jacket over their uniform and heavy eyeliner. Turns out, she’s a big softie over nice hair and dark eyes.

“You should go over and talk to Mr. Winchester,” Claire says loudly.

Mr. Novak shakes his head. “He looks busy.”

“He looks like he’s yelling at the umpire,” Claire says gleefully.

“Like I said, busy,” Mr. Novak says pointedly.

“How well do you know him, anyway?” Claire asks.

“As well as two educators in separate but competing schools would know each other, I suppose,” Mr. Novak says.

“Yeah, that tells me exactly zip,” Claire says derisively. “How come you aren’t sitting with lover boy, anyway?”

“Claire!” Mr. Novak says sharply.

“What?” Claire crosses her arms across her chest. “I’m just saying.”

“I am still loyal to Carver Preparatory,” Mr. Novak says primly, nodding to the team.

Claire rolls her eyes. “I bet you’re just chicken.”

“I am not ‘chicken.’”

This was not the first time Kevin saw Mr. Novak do literal air quotes, but it never ceases to amaze him. 

“Are too,” Claire says, and who the hell ever told Kevin girls mature faster than boys?

Mr. Novak rolls his eyes to the sky, as if praying for patience. “Please drop it, Claire.”

“You really are no fun,” Claire huffs.

“I try my best,” Mr. Novak says, his voice dry as the Sahara.

They watch the next few innings, growing steadily more silent as Edlund racks up more runs and Carver… does not.

Kevin still cheers when Channing hits the ball. He winces when she gets tagged out at third base.

Claire hangs her head in shame as the two teams line up to slap hands and mutter “good game.” She grumbles, “I don’t know why I keep coming to these things. I’m not a masochist.”

“No, you just like the opportunity to ogle our athletic rivals,” Kevin quips.

“You’re on thin fucking ice, buddy,” Claire says blindly swatting in his direction as she watches Nieves drink from a water bottle.

Mr. Novak cuts in, “Language, Claire.”

“Bite me.”

Mr. Novak opens his mouth, but someone else interjects first, their tone playful, “You gonna take that lying down, Cas?”

Claire’s mouth falls open. “‘Cas’?” she repeats, her eyes wide as she takes in Mr. Novak, looking like a deer caught in the headlights..

Mr. Winchester, because of course it’s Mr. Winchester, clambers up on the bleachers. “I can’t believe you finally showed,” he tells Mr. Novak.

Mr. Novak’s face pinches. “I told you I would come.”

Mr. Winchester grins, slow and easy. “Yeah, but I didn’t believe you.”

Mr. Novak releases a long-suffering sigh. “Don’t you have children to wrangle?”

“I came here to collect my winnings.”

“Come on,” Mr. Novak complains, “That was hardly a serious bet.”

“Never pegged you for a sore loser, Cas,” Mr. Winchester taunts.

“Fine,” Mr. Novak grumbles as he leans forward and quickly presses his mouth to Mr. Winchester’s. “There, happy?”

“I’m friggin’ awesome,” Mr. Winchester says.

Claire rounds on Mr. Novak, her face accusatory. “Just two educators blah blah blah my ass.”

Mr. Winchester’s eyebrows rise, his face disapproving and maybe a little impressed. “I thought all you guys at Edlund were a bunch of dweebs.”

“Dean,” Mr. Novak says through gritted teeth, “Meet my niece, Claire.”

“The rest of ‘em are all dweebs, trust me,” Claire says dispassionately, jerking her head towards Kevin.

Claire Novak is officially the worst.

“I’m Kevin Tran,” Kevin says, ignoring her. “Mr. Novak is my Latin teacher.”

“Well, whaddya know,” Mr. Winchester drawls, “He was mine too.”

“He was?” Kevin asks, looking from Mr. Novak to Mr. Winchester and back again. “But you’re…”

“Old,” Claire finishes for him.

Mr. Novak sighs loudly.

Mr. Winchester snorts. “He was my tutor in high school, actually. We were in the same year.”

Mr. Novak turns pointedly to Mr. Winchester. “Don’t you have a team to get back to?”

“Oh, crap, yeah,” Mr. Winchester says with a wild look around. He ducks down, kisses Mr. Novak again before he can do anything about it, and jumps down off the bleachers.

“I can’t believe you’re dating a jock,” Claire says dispassionately as they watch Mr. Winchester sprint across the field.

Mr. Novak puts his head in his hands.

[maybeimamuppet]

karen smith!! or heather duke from heathers!!

ok i will try to do both!!

favorite thing about them:

karen smith-her positivity!!

heather duke- fashion sense?? ik that’s lame but i really can’t think of anything else

least favorite thing about them:

karen- stays with regina even tho she can see how much she and her friends are being hurt by her actions

duke-where do i fucking begin. manipulative, encouraged mcnamara to off herself, is an all around awful person?? start there

favorite line:

karen- i expect to run the world in shoes i cannot walk in

duke- did you have a brain tumor for breakfast?

brOTP:

karen- art freaks, kevin g

duke- JD post recovery arc, betty and martha in a ‘duke is a decent person’ au

nOTP:

karen- romantic with any guy?? like i headcanon her as pan but i just. can’t see her with a dude. also pre-redemption regina but once regina works on herself i think they real cute

duke- JD?? i can’t say i’ve ever seen it. again, any man i think this girl is either a lesbian or bisexual (maybe ace even) and i just can’t picture her with a dude for some reason

random headcanon:

karen- the cat and mouse costumes with gretchen at the halloween party in ‘someone gets hurt’ were a sneaky couples costume

duke- is trans

unpopular opinion:

karen- idk if i have one?? i guess that she needs to apologize for her part in the whole events of canon just as much as anyone else???

duke- again, idk if i have one. she’s my least favorite of the heathers but idk how unpopular that is. sorry duke

song i associate with them: i don’t really listen to music?? so it’s just like. songs they sing unfortunately

karen-stop. her verse was the first thing i ever heard from mg

duke-candy store, her riff just before she gets cut off by chandy is super fun to sing

favorite picture of them:

karen

duke-

[hannah-deserved-better]

One-shot, art and short fic dice chooser

This is a menu of my one-shot and short fic set ups. Everything is decided by a collection of DnD dice. These are for my own fic writing purposes but people are free to make requests of me, or to use the dice set up themselves. But when making requests of me, please be aware that the following are MY pairings and the pairings I am willing to work with, I’m not willing to work with anything not on here. many of these are rare pairs because I am a rare pair shipper. Also, I do not ship Destiel, wincest, Bagginshield, Kiliel, or Durincest. Also, I do not write hardcore smut. I do write sex scenes but they are not graphic.

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                                            Verse 

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Supernatural/Buffy/X-files verse AU

Hobbit/LOTR Verse AU

Star Trek verse AU

Kenshin verse AU

Drizzt Verse AU

Historical Verse au (roll a D12 to determine)

 Prehistoric  Ancient Times (10,000-1 BCE) Late Antiquity (1 CE-400) Early medieval (400-900) High middle ages (900-1200) Late middle ages (1200-1500) 16 and 17th century 18th century 19th century 1900-1930s 1930-1950s 1950-1990s

                                        Fandom and ship choosing

Ship menu 12 side dice for fandom + 10 side dice for pairing or standalone character + four sided dice for POV

                                          Hanstiel OTP ship: 

Castiel/Hannah 

Castiel/Sam/Hannah

Castiel/Hannah/Meg

Castiel/Sam/Meg/Hannah

Hanstiel squared

                                                  SPN: pair

Megstiel 

Sastiel 

Claire/Kaia, 

Sam/Eileen

Dean/Jo

Charlie/Meg

Gabriel/Rowena

Castiel/Kelly Kline 

                ��             Spn poly pairs/stand alone characters

Dean/Benny/Jo, 

Charlie/Gilda/Dorothy

Sam/Gabriel/Eileen 

Garth/Aaron bass/Kevin Tran 

Sam/Gabriel/Rowena/Eileen

Jack, 

Crowley

                                                 X-files: 

Mulder/Scully, 

Skinner

                                                  Buffy: 

Angel/Buffy, 

Willow/Tara, 

Faith/Spike, 

Xander/Oz

                                      Star Trek TNG: 

Picard/Crusher, 

Riker/Troi, 

Worf/Klingon/Romulan OC, 

Geordi/Male Romulan OC, 

Data/Android OC, 

Guinan, 

Wesley

                                     Star Trek DS9: 

Sisko/Kassidy, 

O’Brien/Keiko, 

Kira/Odo, 

Jadzia/Bashir, 

Jadzia/Kira, 

Bashir/Garak), 

Jake Sisko/Ziyal, 

Rom/Leeta, 

Quark, 

Nog

                                         Star Trek VOY: 

Janeway/Chakotay, 

Doctor/Seven, 

B’Elanna/Tom/Harry, 

Tuvok, 

Neelix

                                            Hobbit: 

Thorin, 

Thranduil, 

Bilbo, 

Fili/OC, 

Kili/OC, 

Legolas/Tauriel

                                                LOTR: 

Aragorn, 

Faramir, 

Boromir

                                                     Drizzt: 

Drizzt

                                                   Kenshin: 

Kenshin/Kaoru, 

Sanosuke/Megumi

                                             Genres: 

8 sided dice

Angst

Romance

Platonic 

Hurt/comfort 

Suspense/horror 

Fluff 

Seasonal theme

Dystopia/apocalypse 

                                              Settings 

20 sided dice 

In town

At home

At the mall/market 

Coffee shop

Restaurant

At work

At school 

Forest 

Park 

Body of water

Mountain or hill

Plains, tundra 

Hot climate 

Cold climate 

Traveling 

Farm

Music/art venue

Urban setting 

Rural setting 

Underground 

                                      Tropes and prompts: 

100 sided and 10 sided dice

Crime 

Sick fic

Injury

Snowed in

Survival

Poverty 

Wealthy 

High school/college

Pirate/at sea

Normal every day life

Cooking together 

Holiday 

Assassin 

Shopping together 

 Casefic

Dogs

Cats 

Farm animals 

Temporary disability 

Amnesia

Music 

Art 

Party, dance club 

Hunting 

Villain 

First date

First kiss 

First time sex

Pregnancy/adoption or childfree status

Wedding 

Engagement 

Moving in together 

Paranormal creature

Monster 

Demons

Angels

Borg 

Dominion

Romulan 

Klingon 

Bajoran 

Cardassian 

Hobbit

Dwarf 

Elf 

Drow 

Going on vacation 

Bath/shower 

Game night 

Plague

Brothel

Identity exploration 

Agriculture work 

Fashion 

Magic 

Natural disaster 

Storm

Zombies 

Mermaids 

Garden/flower shop

Trying to get a job

Historical/modern/futuristic theme

Stalker 

A bully 

Abuse 

Body confidence 

Neglect 

In pain 

Drug abuse 

Sex work 

Road trip

Camping 

Martial arts class

Sports team

Battle scene 

Friend date 

Girls/guys day out

Gambling problem 

Birds

Reptiles 

Fish and sea life

Amphibians

Bugs

Mammals 

Astronomy/Star gazing

Geology 

Paleontology 

Archaeology

History 

Cultural anthropology 

Religion 

Gender exploration 

An ex returns 

Technology 

Working in a factory 

Tyrant/dictator 

War

Gangs and organized crimes

Weapon of mass destruction attack

Alien attack

[hellhoundsprey]

SPN Kink Bingo 2020—hhp’s Masterpost

8 months. 25 squares. 100k of words. Big and small, soft and harsh.

A masterpost for you to handpick your sweets for the day. (Square - title - wordcount - ship - main tags) (Alternate view: the entire bingo on AO3.)

skinny dipping——only fools (673) weecest // trans!sam

f/f——If I Knew (1.3k) charlie/jo // SKYDUST!verse, top!charlie, bottom!jo

dom/sub——Canary (7.2k) J2, jared/others // dubcon, gangbang, cuckolding, top!jensen, bottom!jared

mirror sex——Betelgeuse (2.8k) wincest // deaged!dean, bottom!dean, top!sam

body modification——magnolia bloom (17.3k) wincest // underage, rape, a/b/o dynamics, alpha!sam, top!sam, omega!dean, bottom!dean, sadism, violence

barebacking——Brenthia Coronigera (1.7k) sevin // a/b/o dynamics, dubcon, stealthing, alpha!sam, top!sam, bottom!kevin, omega!kevin

mind control——The More You Know (4.3k) dean/jack/sam // sex curse, reality bending, mind control, jack has a magic vagina, bottom!jack, top!sam, top!dean, threesome, double penetration

pregnancy kink——barefoot (1.3k) sevin // a/b/o dynamics, pregnant sex, top!sam, aplha!sam, bottom!kevin, omega!kevin

plus size——Short Circuit (2.5k) J2 // bully!jared, chubby!jensen, nerd!jensen, top!jared, bottom!jensen

humiliation——and baby, my heart is blue (6.2k) wincest // rape, soulless!sam, top!sam, bottom!dean, sex magic, rough sex

caged/open back panties——cupid’s chokehold (2.4k) dean smith/justin smith // married couple, panties!kink

dirty talk——This Little Piggy Stayed Home (1.1k) alan ackles/jeffrey dean morgan // trggrfngr!verse, top!jeff, bottom!alan, humiliation

free space——kiss the ground you walk on (1.2k) jared/jeff // foot fetish, body worship, domestic boyfriends

gimp suit——apple sins (2.8k) alastair/dean // mind control, constructed reality, sensory deprivation

bathtub sex——deep blue (4.9k) sastiel // SKYDUST!verse, tentacles, dubcon, body horror, oviposition, top!cas, bottom!sam

office sex——believe it or not it’s just me (4.5k) destiel // accountant!cas, mechanic!dean, top!dean, bottom!cas

deep throating——Cherry Pie Lovers (583) amara/dean // domme!amara, sub!dean, strap-ons

filming sex——Devour (4.1k) jack/kevin/sam // college!AU, bottom!jack, bottom!kevin, top!sam, soulless!sam, dubcon, drunk sex

cuddling——ruin (677) drowley // demon!dean, top!dean, bottom!crowley, trans!crowley

puppy play——Playdate (857) alex/colin/misha // dom!misha, sub!colin, sub!alex

master/slave——I’ll Let You Know (4.5k) swesson // a/b/o dynamics, alpha!dean, alpha!sam, trans!sam, bottom!sam, top!dean, bondage, double penetration

breeding kink——Appetite (3.7k) sevin // space!AU, alien!sam, top!sam, bottom!kevin, trans!kevin, double penetration

skype sex——Drown Soda (14k) colin/jared, colin/jared/jensen // underage, grooming, video chat sex, coercion, puberty, child abuse, age difference

kink negotiation——Peacock (6.2k) J2, jared/jeff // age difference, dom/sub, possessive!jensen, top!jensen, bottom!jared

shower sex——i will have to ask you to leave, sir (2.9k) J2 // age difference, drunk sex, top!jensen, bottom!jared

[williamsockner]

SPN S8 E2 “What’s Up Tiger Mommy?” Watchnotes

I LOVE MAMA TRAN AND AN PREEMPTIVELY SO ANGRY KNOWING SHE GETS FRIDGED

Also like, you could have exorcised Eunice, boys. And like, not killed an innocent woman.

Again, I love Mama Tran, as she sits there taking an anti-possession tattoo completely unflinchingly, holding her son’s hand.

“How’d you learn that reverse-exorcism?” “Oh I just said the verse backwards” SPN you cannot justify how dumb you are.

Wow, Dean like “hey, there was an excuse to be a murderous asshole, so I took it” Winchester.

I LOVE MRS. TRAN.

I LOVE HER.

Like that’s legit just going to be my notes from this episode, Dean’s a hypocritical asshole and Mrs. Tran is the best thing to happen to this show.

Crowley swooping in to confirm that.

Also why are the demons and pagan gods holding their weird art auction in what appears to be an ambient noise band venue? I’ve been in ambient noise band venues. This is what they look like.

DUDE. DEAN. JUST SAY CASTIEL BOUNCED ON YOU.

Benny’s the only one with a braincell, also I hate that they’re like “ooh Purgatory is so scary” and then it’s just normal SPN with the photo saturation turned down to 10%.

Man Jensen Ackles is showing his age this season.

Okay SPN someone holding up a bloody paper bag and bidding “5/8ths of a virgin” is delightfully fucked up.

OMG ANGELS AND DEMONS BIDDING THE FUCKING M O O N at an auction!!! what a beautifully stupid show.

MRS. TRAN YOU DESERVE A BETTER SHOW.

Knowing this episode has absolutely zero to do with tiger moms or abusive parenting and legitimately only got its title because Asian mothers were punchlines in 2012 is like. An unappealing factor.

That said Sam beating the shit out of someone with the Hammer of Thor is rad.

Kevin Tran telling the Winchesters to eat a dick is /chefkiss.

Dean: /MAKES THIS ABOUT HIMSELF, oh hi s2 dean behavior here

god this show is dumb.

[mitatrun]

my timeline for metatron is mostly hc-based, because imo season eight is where the show started going downwards at irredeemable speed. in spn verse, the winchesters sought metatron out and in that occasion he got to meet kevin tran, his prophet. the obligation towards kevin, to protect and watch over him, determined metatron's progressively larger involvement in unearthly matters. the fact that he's willing to help humans at times doesn't mean that he isn't primarily driven by his own needs; in fact, metatron never picks a side that is not his own. or god's, but god's not here.