#this is honestly embarrassing

[bitchthefuck1]

Shadow and Bone really said "what if we took all the most significant scenes from the books and shoved them as a speedrun into a plot that doesn't make any sense and is completely removed from the character arcs that gave them their significance and impact in the first place"

[mylahrins]

so on a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it to read fanfiction near a bunch of elementary school kids

[bison-appreciation-club]

i'm trying to remember the name of this historian but i can only remember a few really random things about him like.

what i can remember:

he looked just like that scientist muppet. the one with the face. the green one with glasses and no eyes.

this man, too, had a round face. and little round glasses. and small eyes. he was not green tho.

he may have been american (the historian, not the muppet). maybe. i don't know. he didn't have an american accent. maybe. i don't know. i'm bad at accents

he was about seventy when the tv show he was in was aired. and that was about thirty years ago. so i'm kinda worried he isn't with us any more. :(

he had such a relaxing voice. i never listened to a word he said i was just listening to his voice like Yes Dude carry on talking

i think he was bald, but my mother says he had a ponytail. i may be getting confused with the muppet

he always appeared like. just a head in the darkness. idk if he has a body. ok maybe that wasn't very useful

what i can't remember

his name

the tv show he was in

[commander-krios]

I posted 7,054 times in 2022

That's 462 more posts than 2021!

372 posts created (5%)

6,682 posts reblogged (95%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@biotic-boshtet

@miniature-space-hamster

@aceghosts

@commander-krios

@thefrostyshepard

I tagged 5,209 of my posts in 2022

Only 26% of my posts had no tags

#mass effect - 1,256 posts

#femshep - 257 posts

#kaidan alenko - 245 posts

#inspiration - 245 posts

#swtor - 210 posts

#cats - 203 posts

#quotes - 199 posts

#video - 198 posts

#star wars - 196 posts

#aurora x joker - 181 posts

Longest Tag: 118 characters

#and you're gay. they're gonna be calling you a kawaii smol bean cinnamon roll owo and drawing you in flower crowns.

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Beautiful commission of Aurora and Joker that I got from the wonderful @me1onmi1k. Thank you so much for your hard work. It’s everything I’ve been wanting. <3 

106 notes - Posted January 24, 2022

#4

Angsty Love Prompt List

“You say you’re dangerous. That you destroy everything you touch. So destroy me. Ruin me. Tear me apart, and let me love you all the same. “

“And I'm not afraid to love you. Only afraid my love won’t be enough. “

“I feel like shit.” “You look like it, too.” *they bump shoulders*

“This wasn’t supposed to happen. You weren’t supposed to do this to me.”

"Nothing about any moment I've ever spent with you will ever be a regret.”

"I'll find you. Okay? I promise you, whatever happens, I’ll find you, and we'll be together, and everything will be good again. "

“Do you truly believe that anything so little as a rule, or a law, might have stopped me from protecting you? “

“You. I'll always and endlessly fight for you. “

“This path you’re on… it’s gonna get you killed. You know that, though; don’t you? “

“What the hell were you thinking?! You could’ve been killed! “

“You need to go now, okay? Don’t worry. I've got this. They’ll want to be trying a lot harder if they want to keep me from protecting you.“

186 notes - Posted October 4, 2022

#3

I managed to snag one of @savbakk ‘s soft commissions and I’m head over heels in love. Everything about this is perfect. The expressions, the hands, the colors, the mood. Ashley and Thea look so in love and happy which is so important to me. Thank you! 💛

311 notes - Posted April 30, 2022

#2

OTP Relationship Asks

1. Who most initiates PDA?

2. Any sleep habits either had to get used to?

3. Hot and Steamy or Soft and Tender?

4. How did they first meet?

5. What is their love language?

6. When did they realize they loved each other?

7. Who is more sentimental?

8. What’s one way their personalities compliment one another?

9. How are their personalities different?

10. What are some non-sexual activities they do together? 

11. Which member is more physically affectionate?

12. Which member is more verbally affectionate?

13. Which member steals borrows the other ones clothing?

14. Are they an introverted couple or an extroverted one—AKA would they prefer to go out to a party or event together or would they rather stay in?

15. Who is more likely to make an impulsive decision and who is the voice of reason?

16. Who stays up way too late and who tries to drag them to bed?

17. Who fell in love first?

18. What song fits them perfectly?

19. How do they deal with being away from each other for a long time?

20. Who holds a grudge the longest?

21. Which of the two is quick to speak and which one is quick to listen?

22. Who gets more easily embarrassed?

23. Who overthinks the most?

24. Which of the two is the most competitive?

25. Who’s the most stubborn?

26. How do they comfort each other?

27. What random everyday object/activity makes them think of each other?

28. Do they get along with each other’s friends and family?

29. What is their sex life like?

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[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny gets her sleepy FNAF guys mixed up,,

[beif0ngs]

everyone on tumblr @Buggy the 🤡 right now 

[thomas-the-goat-of-satan]

seventeen year old creature-boy Light Yagami, who is Totally Interested In Women And Definitely Not A Serial Killer, looks at porn magazines (porn magazines is generous; he's looking at scantily clad women, really) in the privacy of his own room and is so supremely weird about it that L, the man that has been Intently Observing Him Through Hidden Cameras, sees him doing it and goes, "oh. something is wrong." meanwhile, Light is internally monologuing himself into a frenzy. "ha!! take THAT. what're you gonna do now, L!? I look SO normal!!" but he doesn't. he never has. he never will. he's just used to everybody around him being too distracted by his artfully styled bangs and extensive collection of soft knitwear to notice his incredibly off-putting demeanor. he is So used to it, in fact, that he doesn't quite grasp that someone might find the image of him lounging around on his stomach and kicking his feet in the air while he stares at breasts to be. a little different. maybe even. disingenuous. oh no. shock and horror, shock and horror.

[angelwingtrap]

You know you’ve got asoiaf brainrot when you start using phrases like “half a hundred” or “like as not” in everyday sentences.

[ash-and-starlight]

a little something for @erisenyo’s fic Love is in the hair, (feat zukka, identity reveals, and a trip to the hairdresser) i’ve never been more happy to win a fic bingo in my life <333

[screwpinecaprice]

Just a silly guy, with silly silly thoughts.

@glowweek Day 2

Casual | Surprise

A casual surprise?😬😬😬

[deadpoets]

DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) dir. Peter Weir

[luminarai]

I’ve seen a lot of people wonder if Taigen’s gonna pull a Li Shang from Mulan once he finds out about Mizu’s Secret™️ but I mean. This man’s internal logic is already so damn weird, this might as well happen, y’know??

Bonus:

[classycookiexo]

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Vanessa sucks at “flirting” with Mike

[mossytrashcan]

is it considered “new” art if I just repost the gideon update that no one liked the first time

[usernameyettocome]

i’m running out of funny things to caption my art with but here’s my favourite sharpshooter guy