#this is honest to god
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The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.
#it's bad if you want i have sex it's also bad if you DON'T want to have sex#god forbid if you're a woman in a heterosexual marriage and aren't in the mood#that's 'withholding sex' and you're clearly abusive scum who should be divorced and left without any of your shared assets.#but if you DO have sex now you're a degenerate freak plotting for the downfall of western society#i don't know what to say i'm just so tired#politics#culture#queerphobia#lgbtqia#misogyny#<it's not the exclusive source but let's be honest sooo much of this is integral to the patriarchy#patriarchy needs access to an underclass they can treat like sex objects but they also don't want them to have any human rights#so sexuality is both obligatory and stigmatized#purity culture#i'm really struggling with tagging this because most of the appropiate tags would- in a beautiful twist of irony- get me booted off tumblr
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babygirl i sit hunched in ways you’d never fuckin believe
#my husband took a photo of me googling definitions sitting in the corner like a rat#and i look like an honest to god shrimp#shrimp posture#how humbling
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today in church one of the priests referred to trans people as "those who are growing into the gender they were called to be" and i'm kind of enjoying the idea of like....divinely ordained top surgery
#if god thinks i should get top surgery he needs to venmo me $9000 usd#there was someone in the gay social hour who said she had gotten kicked out of multiple catholic churches (for being trans)#and her therapist recommended this church specifically....#going into affirming churches still makes me a little emotional if i am being fully honest. if you have an affirming religious space#i hope you can hold onto that shit with your life#anyway. charming way to think about it i like it more than the bread and wine one personally#me#edit: to clarify this was at an episcopalian church
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The next game in the FNAF security breach era..
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#fnaf fanart#roxanne wolf#glamrock freddy#fnaf gregory#fnaf cassie#security breach#fnaf ruin#TBH ILL BE HONEST#ILL SOB IF GREGORY AND CASSIE FIGHT EACH OTHER#I can’t take the doomed friends trope#but I can’t deny it’ll go hard too 😔#It be interesting if Cassie and Roxy go after Gregory#seeing he’s wronged them both#and god Freddy seeing Roxy too he’d be so shocked by her state#I did go for Roxy’s first ruined look too#just cause I find ruin Roxy cute? BAHA this design is a lil more menacing#tried to combine them
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‘oscar nomination for ryan gosling but not for margot robbie or greta gerwig’ satire is dead and so is god
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theyre my soft spot
#gravity falls#fiddauthor#i honest to god cant tell you if i want them or want to be them#stanford pines#fiddleford mcgucket#ayanart
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I would immediately ask him the stupidest questions. “Did you have toilets back then?” “Do you know what an oven is?” “Things must’ve been great before guns were invented, huh?”
#if you try to tell me he was born in 1914 i might honest to god block you so be careful 💀#spiderverse#spiderverse 2#across the spiderverse#atsv#atsv art#atsv fanart#spiderverse fanart#spiderman#spiderman noir#spider noir#miles morales#atsv miles#atsv noir#art#my art#my comics
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today’s ao3 experience
#homegrown meme farm to table courtesy of me seeing a 7k fic honest 2 god tagged slow burn#not even disgruntled just baffled tbh#ao3#joy do u think im funny
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kiddos
#got initiated to fullmetal alchemist by my boyfriend who apparently loves seeing me suffer :)#would honest to god d1e for al#fullmetal alchemist#fullmetal alchimist brotherhood#fullmetal alchemist fanart#edward elric#alphonse elric#elric brothers#fma fanart#fma brotherhood#art#fanart
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i want to introduce you all to a project that is very close to my heart... or lack of one. anyway. for anyone who has ever wanted to play a poem. i'd like you to meet aromanticism
(link opens itch.io - she'll run on html in your browser! please be nice to her!)
#literally please be so so so fucking niceys to her i am so nervous about this for no reason#it's literally fine it's gonna be perfectly functional. I Am Going To Lose My Mind#i can always make another post if it gets fucked up somehow... i can always make another post...#anyway. hi. this is aromanticism. i made her for class. and then revised her for class. and now she's like my child#losing my miiiiiiiind#poetry#kind of like a uquiz too. to be honest haha#except i can make you read more somehow (long questions instead of long answers)#it's a little choose your own adventure......#poem#poems#poets on tumblr#poems and poetry#poetsandwriters#poems about aromanticism#aromantic#aro poet#aro poetry#aro#aromanticism#aroace#arospec#aspec#itch.io#GOD OKAY I'M JUST POSTING IT.
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comfort food.
(greyscale below!)
aaaaa. iii needed to make something self indulgent!!!! and for me that means drawing Bonnie and also putting a frankly stupid amount of work into rendering food!! outside of the onigiri and spaghetti (kind of), most of these were firsts for me and GOD im so happy with the results. i’ve seen a few people say that my art makes them hungry teehee. i hope this illicits the same reaction! please enjoy :3
here’s the greyscale version!! iii don’t think it’s As Appetizing as the colored version and the values are a little messy but! it exist !
#marshdoodles#isat#in stars and time#aaaaa. something something making art to spite it all#i got. weirdly motivated? i literally started working on this Today and it’s done already! woah!#sorry again for being so inactive this past month? kinda just been getting hit with a Mountain of Life Events. alas!#but hey! now i have a lovingly rendered salmon steak#<- sorry isa used that phrasing for it and i cant get over it#said in the same cadence as lightly fried fish fillet#there isn’t really a lot of thought put into this? i honest to god just wanted an excuse to draw food. because its comforting 🩶
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Happy boopween
#if u saw any mistakes no u didn't#twisted wonderland#twst#twst grim#ace trappola#deuce spade#riddle rosehearts#vil schoenheit#azul ashengrotto#kalim al asim#leona kingscholar#malleus draconia#sebek zigvolt#skully j graves#rollo flamme#fellow honest#twst gidel#sigh#ernesto foulworth#twst gino#i really need to stop rushing because i look at my own post through reblogs and i spot yet another mistake and i'm like goD FUCKING DAMNIT-#jazzie's art#jazzie's stuff
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Can u do a "She's busy bro" prank smau with dabi, hawks and some others
heard 🫡
she's busy // smau
dabi, hawks, shigaraki
#honest to god need a man like shiggy to match my freak#mha#bnha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha x reader#mha x reader#mha smau#dabi#dabi x reader#dabixreader#touya todoroki smau#dabi smau#touya x reader#touya todoroki#touya todoroki x reader#hawks#mha hawks#dabi mha#hawks x reader#hawksxreader#keigo takami#keigo smau#mha keigo takami#keigo x reader#shigaraki smau#shigaraki tomura#shigaraki x reader#tomura shigaraki#mha shigaraki
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Just gonna have to wait and see, right? Just wait and see! Just gotta wait and see! Who knows, we'll just have to wait and see! It's anybody's guess, we'll just have to wait and see! The future is exciting, we just gotta wait and see!
#personal#my art#Fuck your fake ass 'i am very smart!' intellectualizing “observations” and open your god damn ears.#do something for fucks sake. it's sickening seeing videos of ai crap and seeing rows and rows of repliers using their one brain synapse#to type “wow! very exciting!” “haha this is kind of scary! but in a really interesting way!”#and then they go about their day without a second thought while creative industries burn around them#i go to one of america's top tech schools too and it's enough to make you wanna tear our your hair#every day it's seminars and talks about “the potential consequences of ai!” when the consequences are happening NOW#NO MORE DISCUSSING NO MORE INTELLECTUALIZING NO MORE SOCRATIC SEMINARS NO MORE DEBATING. ACT YOU COWARDS#people are getting hurt RIGHT NOW. stop pretending to care when you clearly don't! just be honest and say you wanna make money#my time here has really made me hate academic spaces. you people are so god damn useless and cowardly.
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Bitches will create the MOST DEVASTATING STORIES KNOWN TO MAN out of 2 besties playing Minecraft together what the FUCK did they put in the water why are people making work about GoodTimesWithScar and Grian as if they’re Penelope and Odysseus the boys really saw a silly comedy and said no not sad enough we MUST fix this
#I love you bitches honest to god youre doing the lords work here#granted opening any website is like playing emotional russain roulette but ya know what that's par for the course#sometimes you gotta play dangerous games to see art that fucks like no other#hermitcraft#grian#goodtimeswithscar#life series
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whoever caused Gem to turn off comments under her finale. i hope all of you live in shame
#i dont even watch her but oh my god some people in the fandom really are stupid#lets be honest if a new male member acted the same way she does and was as powerful as she got there wouldnt be this much backlash#its her first season too. good lord. behave or get nuked
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