#this is half /j and half wondering wtf is even going on in there

[tina-rocket]

I can’t believe a poll convinced me ORV was actually gay only to discover on the wiki that not only are these isekai bitches not canon, one of them apparently has a female love interest.

Despite dying for each other, apparently being mistaken for a couple several times and shipped by characters in-universe, seeing each other as the reason to keep living, having multiple emotionally charged moments (including one homoerotic murder attempt? wtf is that one about?) and basically following the blueprint of rivals to lovers they are still besties?

What in the Destiel is this. I hoped we were over the queerbait era, the gay version of the story i had in my head from seeing the meta and fanart was way cooler.

[dashielldeveron]

(girl i’m so sorry for how long this is, i was in the middle of a shouto todoroki character analysis when i was like ‘is it that serious?’ and it actually so is. i’m sorry.)

welcome. to my ‘who is the most jealous/possessive soulmate troupe guy’ list! strap in girl because i am about to give you a thesis on the type of jealous/possessive each guy is, complete with attempted fic/character analysis as always. i’m excited to see what your own thoughts are, i’m pretty confident in the bottom half of this list but the top half i’m less so. top 2-4 could be basically interchangeable but i have my reasons for ordering them the way they are. top 1 in my opinion is pretty easily the most possessive/jealous. i’m very interested to see what you think about this subject too! please enjoy lmao (ordered from least to most, for suspense)

8.katsuki

katsuki doesn’t get fucking jealous at all lmaooooo. he knows he is the best and he knows you know this. no one will ever meet his standards for himself so for him it’s not even worth the thought. i feel like this reader character would intentionally try and make him jealous (they do have a tendency to try and rile him up) probably for horny reasons and katsuki just. wouldn’t give a fuck. you’d return from your ploy sad he had absolutely zero reaction and he’d greet you with a kiss on the check and the most smug fucking expression asking you if you ‘had fun’ and ‘if you wanted him to be rougher, you should of just asked!’.

only time i feel he’d ever feel jealous is around best-friend-who’s-loved-you-forever-shinsou or 10+ years later izuku. and even then with shinsou it’s more just concern?? katsuki is incredibly smart and would kinda clock instantly that shinsou feels some way about you that is definitely more than just a friend (like he looks at reader with hearts in eyes it’s not hard) and instead of jealousy it’s more like ‘damn hope he gets well soon, because she’s with me and has no interest in you’. with izuku he’s definitely worse because of their past rivalry and he just knows somethings off when izukus broken up with uraraka and all of a sudden has an interest with you. he like knows instin

AHHHH WTF MY ASK JUST SENT WHEN I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF TYPING?? HELLO???? spoiler alert for whose last on my jealousy tier list then omg i have to type that all again

cork board anon btw, damn i can’t believe it sent i didn’t even have time to check for obvious spelling mistakes

anyway. katsukis only jealous of izuku because it touches on their rivalry and he’s really suspicious that now that izuku is unmatched he all of a sudden has some interest in talking to reader. but even then it’s still more so concern then jealousy. (katsuki however does love to see reader jealous and takes absolute vindictive pleasure in seeing the antics they do for his attention, probably reminds him of the antics she pulled in fic when trying to find out if they were soulmates) 7. is shouto! shouto definitely is too gentlymanly to get jealous but he definitely has a tiny possessive streak that works out in his favour because him and reader spend so much time together anyway LMAOO. my reason for thinking this is that when shouto says he ‘I’m close to losing it when I’m around you. […] It’s more that I can’t get enough.” it reads to me possessive tendencies. which probably stems from the fact that growing up shouto didn’t really have a ‘person’ growing up. like. endeavour (die) isolated him from quite literally everyone growing up so he had like zero friends or close family going into ua. so imagine how wonderful the feeling is when( for someone who for a significant part of their life only had their fucking crazy abusive terrible father )finally finding their person??that they love and cherish more than anything because they are literally soulmates and made for each other?? incredible. so healing. so obviously. he’s going to want to be around reader. like. all of the time :) and the feeling is very much reciprocated so it just works out. even if he doesn’t spend as much time as he wanted with you that day he’s more so a crestfallen maiden waiting for their knight. he just trusts you so completely and is incredibly secure as your husband that being jealous doesn’t even cross his mind. he’s just very protective of his time with you. we love our emotional secure king <3 i would kill your dad for you any day of the week <3 (i’m going to end this ask here because i’m afraid of fucking tumblr eating my ask mid way through typing and i lose my train of thought + maybe more suspense for whoever comes next in the list)

oh my god. this is incredible. i honestly don't have a ton to say, because everything you're saying feel soooooo real. you have your finger on the pulse of each of the guys.

but yes yes yes i can picture reader trying to rile up katsuki and he's just like. unbothered. moisturised. in his lane. barely humming as acknowledgement while you do insane shit to try to make him jealous. he easily offers his hand when you reach for it, pouting, and after his kiss to your cheek, he bumps your shoulder with his and asks, "was that good for you?"

but around shinsou or izuku, katsuki at least keeps his arm around you, keeps his grip loose to make it seem casual, but his eyes are narrowed and darting between shinsou/izuku/you. he's not worried, per se, but he's interested to see if anything happens. and he never sees anything beyond Looking and Yearning, so he relaxes a bit. lets the tension leave his body. it's himself, after all, that you're cuddled up against.

but damn you're ALSO extremely correct that bakugou would take sooooo much pleasure in making reader jealous. what an ASS lol. i feel like katsuki would have to give reader soooo many orgasms to relieve tension frequently, or else she'd tear him to pieces out of fury

and ughhhhhh you're SO right about shouto. it's more of an Acute Interest in reader that he's lowkey possessive and wants to be around her all the time, rather than classic jealousy--she's just so new and interesting!!! he's never had a person who made it clear that she very much likes him and wants to do good things for him (and also happens to desire him carnally)!!!! very secure in his relationship, gets sad when we can't spend time with him......a baby boy!!! god i can picture like. reader routinely asking what the highlight of his day was (bc we love finding small joys, even amidst the horrors), and shouto routinely answering something like, "oh! it was you. today, when you showed up to my agency at lunch, i thought i was going to have a heart attack." and reader just has to deal with that sort of out of pocket response all the time lololol.

VERY interested in the rest of the list, whenever you're ready to send it 👀 👀 👀 you are 1) insane, 2) absolutely incredible, and 3) very big-brained, and i'm thanking you on my knees for playing in the soulmate trope sandbox with me!!!! i'm having a lot of fun!!!!! thank you sooooo much!!!!!! xx.

[cooloddball]

This is going to be a super long analysis of jib3 starting with the opening ceremony to the closing ceremony so brace yourselves. 

Please note I believe in the breakup theory so maybe my opinion in this one might be biased so please don’t come for me, lol.

I will put it under the cut to avoid overcrowding your dashes with cockles shenanigans. 

Also, watch out for profanities and mature language.

And so it begins...

Opening ceremony

The camera used to record the opening ceremony is shaky. 

Misha, Jason Manns, and Jarpad seem to be having a lot of fun together and Jensen is just looking at his besties talking to the man he loves and he knows he can’t have that so he just stands there looking at them. Poor guy.

Jarpad asks who took Misha’s riffle? Things are awkward, I honestly don’t know what’s going on.

Misha kisses a plushie while making eye contact with Jensen and Jensen is like “oh, oh, wow” while making eye contact with Misha. LOL. Jack help me. This is a lot!!!

Jensen takes a plushie from Sebastian and Jared takes the one Misha had.

Are you guys flirting about trying to see whether you can keep plushies alive?

Misha throws something at the fans, I think he was throwing treats from earlier or whatever it was and Jensen says “Misha is still throwing” I mean why?

Cockles Panel

Jensen is so extra in this panel.

First of all, when he and Misha come out (no pun intended) a song starts playing and he starts dancing. Jensen is usually so poised while dancing but he is over the top throwing his back and shaking his tush for the mish.  I think he was trying a little too hard. Misha spares his ex-boyfriend’s tush a glance smiles and looks away. LOL. The whole thing was cringey, tbh. It was so unlike Jensen.

When Sebastian touches Jensen’s shoulder and says something to Jensen, he [Jensen]  laughs way too hard. I would say he laughs abnormally-it’s loud and he throws his whole body into it like he’s trying to prove what Sebastian was funny and it probably wasn’t. He laughs so hard he ends up right on Misha’s side. and Misha laughs at that though.

Rich says something about something in the sac that hurts(It’s incoherent) and Jensen says it hurts right here pointing at his heart (I can’t hear what they are saying exactly so if anyone knows please let me know)

I don’t know if Mark P. was going to hug Jensen or not or he was pointing at something behind Jensen, but at that moment, Jensen sees Sebastian going to hug Misha and whips his head away from Mark P’s direction so fast he almost broke his neck.

Sebastian humps Misha (these two are so playful I love them) and Jensen is just there acting awkward 

There’s a comment by Rich about “It’s over, the convention’s over I’m no longer your bitch” I don’t know who this is about.

Now, now, now. This whole time Rich is doing a kissy mouth with his fingers on the monitor behind Jensen and Misha. His hand is right where Misha is standing (you’ll understand once you watch it) so Jensen makes a kissy face back and Misha is blushing? Ummm wtf is going on here?

Jensen also does something strange that he never does during cockles panels he pulls his seat away from Misha.

Misha makes a very weird comment about Sebastian’s libido drying up and they have a weird conversation about libido and Viagra ads. It’s weird.

It gets even more awkward Jensen talks about bringing a total stranger, and a blind date. And it goes downhill from there with them. The it wasn’t you it was me speech. It was special. So heartbreaking. It was clearly not about the show but about their relationship. I always have a difficult time getting through that part. It’s so awkward that the fans are just there wondering what the hell is going on.

They decide to take questions and the fan is all over the place so Misha interjects but Jensen won’t let Misha say what he wants to say so he says, “This is why you make it awkward. You never let people finish what they are saying.” Ouch. Domestic dispute vibes anyone?

The way Jensen is looking up at Misha when he’s answering that question. It’s like he wants to sear his face into his memory before they leave Rome.

Jensen is explaining to a fan how one of the four sound stages they had on set was full of furniture and Misha adds “and soiled mattresses”  I mean what was the reason? Did they soil the mattresses with their [redacted]

A fan mentions something about Dean and Cas so these two adorable dorks smile and share a look. Things are starting to look up. Thank Jack.

The fan says something again (I can’t make out what he’s saying) but it must be something nice because they look at each other with smiles on their faces again.

Jensen playing with the head of his microphone. Is it just me or did the temperature rise a notch higher?

The way they look at each other when the fan says to help him choose the hottest female cast member on the show 

Then something freaky happens they say the exact same thing as twins or bffs do sometimes. LOL.

When they start talking about the hot women with the fans Misha moves his entire body and now instead of looking at the fans, he is seated facing Jensen.  The tension is simmering down.

A point to note is that in all their panels they always sit angled facing each other as opposed to facing the crowd save for this panel and DCCON 2019. But for DCCON I can understand that they weren’t comfortable being meant to be a J/2 panel and a creation event. So you know some people in that crowd are super mean to Mish and others to Jensen, so they had to tread carefully. But I digress back to the chaos.

They ask who wants to have a cockles panel the next year and they both raise their hands. I thought that was sweet

 It’s adorable how Jensen keeps repeating everything Misha is saying.

Misha forgets himself and moves too close to Jensen to listen to the song on the phone. Jensen turns to look at Misha, I don’t know what that look is but Misha backs away laughing.

Jensen’s face journey while listening to that song is gold.

Misha moves closer to listen to the song.  I have to say the way they are standing is not usually how two bros listening to music usually stand. If you know what I mean

 Misha agrees that’s definitely Jensen singing. Of course, he knows because Mr. “Jensen sings to me all the time”

He looks so proud of him.  I’d venture to say he’s happy to hear Jensen sing because he has always been so shy about that fact about himself. He even gives him a standing ovation. That’s so adorable. He loves him. My heart.

Jensen is so cute trying to deny it’s not him singing that song.  Yeah, it’s you, Jensen. Even your ex agrees it’s you and we bet he knows how your voice sounds in all kinds of situations ;)

we get a tingly feeling so we know it’s you. Jensen’s adorable smile when Misha says that. Aww.

The way they are not even looking at each other but they are seated the exact same way.

Allow me to explain to my friend here. Explains how his parents didn’t know whether he was a boy or a girl. Misha with the steel chair, “when did they figure out that you were a boy?”

How many years did they call you holly?

For six to seven years

Is it just me or is this conversation a flashback of teenage twink-lesbian Jensen years?

Fan asks whether Dean will ever forgive Cas. Watch Misha’s body language, he is trying to pacify himself by rubbing the back of his neck and fumbling with his shirt.

When Jensen says “ No!” without a moment’s hesitation, Misha looks distraught? I don’t know maybe I’m reading too much into this but I feel like this hit too close to home being that they were most likely broken up.

Misha however has a different opinion, “I think he has” 

Jensen says, “Wishful thinking” and that elicits a smile from Misha.

A fan asks about Dean giving Cas the trenchcoat back and things get interesting.  Weirdly, that Jensen can’t say the word gay out loud. He literally uses the word “unmanly” in its stead in the guise of censorship? It’s not a bad word Jensen you can say it. However, Misha and the fans say the word so I’m wondering who is censoring Jensen’s use of that word. He eventually says it but super fast.

Jensen says that saying “I always knew you would come back” is not something he would say to another human being, especially a man. Jesus, there’s nothing wrong with saying that to another human being you care about. He’s the one making it gay. He was extra when answering that one.

They spent one and half hours making that scene just to end up not saying anything and it ended up looking gay anyway. Anyway, that’s interesting.

 Jensen angles his body towards Mish and says in a very low soft and sexy voice “I guess I really hoped that you would come back some day” I would venture to say that Jensen at the moment in the panel was actually saying them to Misha. Who knows though?

They talk about it a whole lot for something that bothered him that much. 

Misha being so excited about recreating a scene when a fan told Jarpad he’s amazing and Jarpad said "you are welcome. 

 “I think I understand what she wants. I’m not sure what she’s gonna get.” This is a very good line Misha. I will be using it often.

The way they awkwardly stand too close and whisper to each other. Umm…what is going on here?

Jensen folds over laughing because of something Misha says. They are back. The tension is almost 90% gone now and they are in their element.

The chaos of recording the alarm ringtone for the fan was just great to watch. They kept getting closer and closer and I think they might have shared spit at that point. Gross….LOL

The way Misha is sitting is he you know.

Jensen asking Misha whether he was saying anything or just screaming while they were recording. I think he just wanted to see Misha smile.

Jensen’s joy when a fan mentions that they have Misha’s résumé.

Jensen saying the word shit made my day. I curse a  lot and it made me feel validated somehow.

Misha calls him dickhead in return and Jensen stops functioning and laughs instead . He also gets all hot and bothered trying to fumble with the lapel of his shirt.  He does this a lot when he is turned on. He has a humiliation kink I think.

They start talking over each other about Misha’s special skills. Looks like Jensen might have known beforehand because he went straight for that. Or maybe he didn’t know but he knew since Misha is a mad genius there must be some amazing things in there. Either way, it was a good moment.

OMG Jensen is so excited and the way he motions to Misha to bring that résumé to him, LOL. This man was thirsty AF.

He even goes down from the stage to meet Misha and invades his personal space trying to reach the résumé. I think this is the moment the tension between them dissipated completely and they were back to some form of normalcy.

Misha holding Jensen’s shoulder trying to get his résumé back. Unsucessfully, I should add.

They read something funny and they fold over laughing and spin around like overjoyed seals. It is far removed from the mollusk family but at least it’s still a sea creature (I don’t know what I’m saying please don’t mind me)

Jensen is still on his knees laughing and can’t get up. As I said, he is being too extra in this panel.

 Misha is trying to talk but they both can’t stop laughing. I think Jensen laughed so hard he got an extra set of abs that day.

Jensen is still laughing and you know what he is laughing at? Misha’s special skills being acting on camera. I mean it’s funny but man, prayforjensen.

 They are still laughing. Jack, help them.

The way Jensen looks at Misha with pure adoration here makes me so happy and reminds me of the fictional characters they played being all heart eyes for each other.

 Misha laughed so hard he cried.

Jensen trying to read the next ‘special skill’ Misha has but he can’t even talk because of how funny he thinks it is. He’s trying so hard not to laugh but he can’t help himself.

Jensen agreeing and also asking the audience to agree that Misha has a knack for certain accents. Accent kink anyone?

 Jensen is so excited when Misha starts Tibetan throating singing and does the unicorn laugh facing away from the crowd. Bet he has experienced Misha’s Tibetan throat singing skills on a personal when they are (loud overhead helicopter noises followed by thunder rumbling)

Jensen falling to the ground after feigning a heart attack once he saw that Misha is a certified EMT. I mentioned before that I honestly, 100% think he wanted mouth to mouth. There’s no other explanation. He could’ve feigned a nose bleed or just about any other illness but he chose to fall on a dirty floor and lay down so Misha could either give him the breath of life or straddle him. Luckily for him his dream came true 7 years later at Jib9 when straddle gate happened. But I digress

Too bad Misha was still mad at him and heartbroken so he kicked him instead.

Jensen knowing that Misha kayaks seems to be part of his personal knowledge. Maybe they did it together sometimes.

Horseback riding. Hmm is it just me or do they seem awkward here?

 Misha is so close to Jensen’s armpits. Must be missing his man’s musk and being held in those muscular arms again. Poor baby.

Misha can’t talk because of how funny he finds bicycle touring. I mean…I don’t see what’s funny but I guess he knows why it’s funny.

Misha laughing and raises his legs because Jensen is elaborating on the bicycle touring. Maybe it’s an inside joke or maybe it’s no longer funny to me because I’ve watched this panel like 5 times.

 I think Jensen’s goal was to see Misha laugh and be happy because he turned to look at Misha who was still laughing hard and the joy on Jensen’s face. Aww.

Misha gravitating towards his man again. He must smell really nice Misha. And those arms. Bet he used to lift you against the wall and (this fucking thunder won’t stop rambling. Are chuck and Amara fighting again?)

Jensen marketing his man’s carpentry skills but then makes sure to make it ‘no homo’ by saying he would never sit on anything Misha has built. Sure Jan. Then he circles back and says that he knows that he can build things.

Misha walks away from him and he looks up to make sure where he is going. Maybe he was afraid Misha was walking out on him. (PTSD from their breakup?)

They mention acting on camera again.

And laugh 

Jensen keeps talking about the acting on camera and watches to see if Misha is still laughing  He still is and Jensen is happy that his baby is happy. He looks at him again and he is still happy that Misha is still happy. Then once the laughter dies down he starts talking about bicycle touring  and checks again to see if Misha is laughing which he is so Jensen throws his head back  unicorn laughing and then looks at Misha again to see that he’s still laughing. Then they look at each other and say something maybe it’s about that was a good laugh. Jensen is wiping tears from his eyes because of how hard he laughed  Misha does the same. That entire thing was insane and they seemed to love it.

 Jensen starts saying that being this happy or goofing around is how they are on set sometimes and have to take a 5-10 minute break and Misha doesn’t seem too happy at the mention of the set. 

Jensen knowing that you can buy résumés on eBay. Did he buy Misha’s and then plant someone in the audience to bring it up or? Okay, yeah I know I’m reaching here but it’s probable.

 I guess my theory wasn’t farfetched because Jensen says that he’s pretty sure that Jarpad put it on eBay the previous night so maybe he is the one who did all that to win Misha back?

Jensen knows the appellation clogging is a stretch. Seems like Misha has told him about it before.

Jensen looking at his watch to see if they have time for  Misha to be telling a story about his high school sweetheart and now wife. I bet he wishes Misha could tell their love story so openly. He can’t stop looking at Misha.

The way Jensen is looking at Misha here. WTF man? He’s literally confused about what the question is.

The personal space question. This whole thing was just so many things. It was awkward, cringey, thirsty, funny.

when the fan asks whether there’s a funny fact between Jensen and Misha. I almost fainted. What? And Jensen repeats it. The two men are so stoic. They are not even looking at each other. They are looking at the fan like the way a statue stares at you, unmoving. Cringe.

The room is so quiet. Poor girl, I hope she didn’t feel awkward afterwards because if it were me, I would’ve cried from how stoic they looked and how quiet everyone was.

How they both scratch themselves, Misha on the head and Jensen on the nose. Maybe the question hit too close to home

Jensen turns to look at Misha as if to say ’help me out here man. We don’t wanna disappoint our fans.”

Misha gets it because he gets up. This whole thing is gold.

The way Jensen breathes out in anticipation. I know it was like they were playing a skit about personal space but why was he breathing like that? Shouldn’t he have been playing it as ‘uncomfortable’ not ‘turned on.’ Boudoir mannerisms.

Moving on Misha is unsure on where to touch Jensen 40.31. This is weird in and of itself because usually, they don’t have a problem touching each other’s faces, tush, eggplants, (jib4 anyone), backs et cetera. But now it’s weird? *cough* breakup *cough*

Misha touches Jensen’s ear and Jensen literally moans. He frigging moans people. In case it is not clear in the video, here is an isolated audio version of it. Jensen is also fumbling with his shirt like he’s all hot and bothered. Just like Misha did earlier. Was Jib3 their couple’s therapy that reminded them how happy and horny they made each other?

Jensen is really not answering the question, to be honest. He’s fumbling for words and trying so very hard to make sense but his word are  incoherent.

Misha going in for the nose dip. I know friends do this all the time but you have to be very close and familiar with someone such as a friend friend or a sibling for you to poke a finger in their nose. I mean noses are slimy and eww…anyway. That happened. They seem so comfortable with it. Jensen I love you but please stop talking.

The way Jensen looks at Misha. He has the cutest smile on his face as if saying thank you for making that fun and making me horny, I still want you.

Misha wiping his pinky that touched Jensen’s nose on his pants. (I wanted to add something disgusting about what heshould’ve done with that pinky but I won’t so let’s move on)

Jensen wiggling his nose.

When Misha suggests that Spn moves to Nickolodeon. Jensen laughs a bit too hard.

Misha talking about spn being a puppet show reminds me of how he mentioned them having a puppet show in Jensen’s backyard after the show is over.

Jensen also saying that in a way spn is a puppet show. I mean is someone making snide comments about how their strings get pulled and sometimes they are not happy about it. Like how they fired his boyfriend. It seems like it’s an inside joke.

They named the plushie Zippy aww :))

For jack’s sake guys, the way they look at each other when they mention that the  résumé was the highlight of the panel.

Jensen saying the more dirt you dig up on Misha, the more rewarded you are. Aww, someone’s trying to win his man back by any means necessary. You go girl…I mean Jensen.

He talks more about how he’s looking forward to next year when fans have more dirt on his friend Misha. Jensen didn’t want to leave the stage, he was lingering so he could spend more time with Misha.

It’s over guys.

Closing Ceremony

I know you didn’t ask for the closing ceremony but here you go. It’s a free gift.

Can I just mention how Jarpad is an overactive puppy? He has to play with anything and everything he finds.

The mc announces Misha twice for some reason. The second time Jensen looks in Misha’s direction with a small smile on his face. He [Jensen] is also chewing vigorously.

Jensen and Jarpad being typical dude bros and karate chop Rich. This is why the difference between his relationship with Jarpad and Misha stands out. He would be too busy making heart eyes to Misha to kick another guy. LoL.

Jensen hulking out when Jarpad is taking a video of everyone. Lol. This video keeps reiterating my point that his relationship with the two men is just different.

Jensen keeps looking in Misha’s direction, Misha who is busy talking to Steve and having fun. Let me also mention Steve is Jensen’s bestie and so are Jarpad and Misha, but I’m sure that Jensen felt some type of way, jealous when they were having so much fun with his man and he couldn’t. Jarpad also takes a while filming Misha for Jensen of course. They remind me of me having a crush back when I was in school. Wait, did Misha look at Jensen? It’s hard to see because the angle of the video is not expansive but I guess he was.

As soon as Jarpad gets back, Jensen takes the camera from him and starts filming fans. I’m sure he just wanted Misha to look at him

Rich mention’s Misha and something about acting on camera and Jensen licks his lips looking at Misha (I think).

Jensen then vigorously grabs the microphone from someone immediately and mention’s Misha. Jarpad’s reaction at that moment tells you everything you need to know about what’s going on between Jensen and Misha. It looks like he is pleading with Jensen in his head saying, “Don’t embarrass yourself bro. Please don’t” but it’s too late.

Jensen again talks about Misha’s résumé and specifically about acting on camera, the thing that made Misha laugh out loud during their panel. Someone’s smitten. Defending his ex-man.

Jarpad goes to whisper something to Misha. And they laugh while Jensen is thanking the jib staff for doing an amazing job. But when he sees the duo laughing, he loses track of thought and says “and they are all getting married”  dude what ??? How do you go from thanking people who worked on the convention and in .1 seconds you are talking about they are all getting married? Who is? Are you okay? Do you need to sit down? No one gets it, he says he’s kidding and gives Jarpad the microphone, spares a glance at Misha and he seems distraught from that moment on. I wish I could see Misha’s face through all this.

He’s glancing in Misha’s direction again. Man’s got it bad. What?! Oh to be loved by Jensen Ackles. Misha must be a prize, I know he is a mad genius and gorgeous and sexy as hell with that golden skin that looks like it was dipped in gold and honey, big blue eyes that are bluer than the bluest blue, but Jensen wtf man? You are in public.

 I think Jarpad is telling Jensen something maybe it has to do with what he and Misha were talking about earlier?

And it’s over people.

Overall, I agree with the breakup theory. I mean the way these two were acting around each other was very strange. If you watch Misha and Jarpad, they seem okay from the opening ceremony up till the end but Jensen and Misha are just being weird.

The panel was mostly fun but their body language told a story that something was definitely going on between them. 

@littlewolf2703

[friiday-thirteenth]

right right right c a m p

ok. ok so it was very long and I'm unbelievably tired but also my head says write it down so uh

day one- five hour bus ride. it was fun, bc the person I was sitting beside slept the whole time and I got to joke around with the guys, who were surprisingly chill. they only brought up p*rn once, which is like.... good for them all things considered lmao

then we had the tramp in. the campsite where we were staying at the first night was the farthest from base, and one group biked in while the other tramped.

my groups tramp took s i x h o u r s. no other groups went over five. we had to keep stopping bc a) one kid was feeling sick, b) one kid rolled her ankle and c) we weren't allowed to sprint off into the Bush and potentially die without an instructor with us.

so there were like, four of us who were constantly at the front, and they were: me, my crush, my crushes best friend, bitch-who-bullied-me.

twas interesting.

we got the campsite in the dark, after a river crossing in which my socks got soaked, as did my shoes, and the tents and food were already sorted for us so that was great. food was shit, though. mince that was half brown water and cold pasta.kept us going, though, and as became my motto throughout camp, food is food.

that night was the only time I cried. kinda sad, tbh, but it was bc on the 'girls' side (as we all know that if the boys and girls tents were together, absolutely everyone would just be going at it, of course (jfc they have a low opinion of year tens (we sorta deserve it though, stuff happened with last years year tens...))) everyone else was paired up and even the people in three person tents didnt want me in there 🥰🥰🥰🥰 really felt the love there, guys.... jokes on them I slept by myself each night and was ready within five minutes each morning. actually really glad they showed how much they didnt care abt me bc it was really nice being alone in the wilderness, and that's not sarcasm.

anyway. day two.

woke up, was ready within ten minutes bc I woke with the leaders, who wake ten minutes before we're meant to and get themselves and breakfast ready before we're up. (I'm really fast at waking up, but take ages to go to sleep. like, everyone has to stfu before my body's able to start shutting down, and as soon as there's people moving around I'm up like a shot.)

anyway. I had eaten breakfast and was washing up before anyone else came out. next kid out was my crush, and we bitched about people taking forever for a while, which was fun.

then we waited for ages for everyone else to get sorted out, blah blah blah, and we had the bike ride back. 11.5 kilometers, I think,mostly downhill for us.

it was fun! I'm not a brilliant biker, but I kept near the middle-front of the group, and i just. let go of the brakes going downhill. and these hills were bloody steep and gravelly, plus the dips and river crossings.

I didnt fall off the bike, but one kid did lmao. there was this sharp turn before a metal gate, and He saw the gate and started pulling kn the brakes, but he hit the front brakes and just. flipped. the bike crashed into me and he went to the ground.

it was funny in the afterwards, but the kid got rather grazed lmao. he's not dead though, so that's good.

we were at the campsite that was, in my opinion, the coldest that night. also I slept in a three person instead of a two person, and by myself that meant more body heat was going into the tent. brrr. but we also did the nightline activity(hold onto a rope and follow it through the dark forest while blindfolded and with a helmet on. highly recommend it. go do it with friends u trust lmao)

I was behind this slow kid and he tripped at one point so I just. went ahead of him. then I spent around half an hour walking through the dark by myself (I walked into five trees. each time I took a step back, glared at it through the blindfold fifty five seconds and then continued around it with a muttered bitch. I'm nothing if not dramatic.) before I crashed into my crush hehe. it was near the end and we just got to the end at the same time, where two others already were. it was chill, we talked for a while. bullied people who were going through it by whacking trees they were near with sticks and shaking the line as they tried to use it. (we were allowed to, dw)

the next day, we went canyoning and holy frick frack fuckedy fuck fuck, that was c o l d. freezing. I jumped into the water and nearly died (exaggerated) but my crush jumped through a fricken waterfall and couldnt feel his hands or feet for ten minutes. another kid was walking funny bc he'd waited in the water for five minutes, and this shit was cold enough that we were wearing wet suits and thermals.

once we were dry and dressed (we got to have showers. h e a v e n (I only took 10 seconds bc like, why tf would you need a longer one? people took fifteen minutes, like wtf)) we went rock climbing! which was brilliant, honestly. I liked the belaying more (I've got this thing where I prefer people trust me than me trusting them, hmmm I wonder why) but also climbed the hardest one! it was really fun, and I only fell like fourteen time at one point (lmao,the rope caught me each time but I looked like a fuvking idiot hehe)

then we slept at a campsite which had a fire kn the beach!! if was so much fun. we also did a solo, which involved us sitting in the wild for twenty minutes and reflecting upon camp. I lay on the ground and stared at the moon. it was lovely and peaceful, until two kids started talking.

side note, guys voices are lovely and deep and rumbly and very nice (in general) but girls are generally higher pitched and ugh, it can be v e r y bloody annoying when ur trying to contemplate life.

possums visited camp that night. woke up in the middle of it to a possum crashing into the side if my tent, and I just. stopped breathing for a minute while I listened to it. a possum growling sounds terrifying. look it up!

also heard cows that night. cows are good.

day four, we abseiled. holy s h i t, it was fun. just... sitting there and watching the river and and rock and dangling in midair.... god, I loved it.

then we went to the high ropes course. this was b r i l l i a n t. we'd done low ropes st some point, but high ropes involved more belaying, which involved, and then at one point, we did a thing called the leap of faith, which was around eight meters high and you climbed to the top of this cylinder of wood before jumping for a trapeze. I knew I wouldn't get it, so I jumped on two when they counted down for me, and I missed lmao. but it was bloody brilliant.

then we had to do a whole shitton of cleanup,which they don't normally get groups to do, but we were s p e c i a l (as in our school gets to clean things we dont even use, sigh) before camping one last night. I had go share with someone, it was gell, packed up at least four tents in the morning bc I was very good at that for some reason,before we hot back to camp and went to the bus and oh, that was brilliant.

I finished my book, chatted with the guys, chatted with my crush for .5 of a second, had that thkng happen where people see you talking to a guy and are like ooOOooohhHHHHHhhh they're dAtiNG bc we're all stupid year tens and it was fucking hilarious (I've never dated anyone, so peopke bloody obsess over pairing me up with someone and I'm just like??? fuckers I'ma child how abt no (sidenote there was a couple on camp and they were cute but uh. year ten relationships dont really last, according to my year 13 camp leader (she was chill af, and basically showed me a whole new perspective on being friends with guys and so in conclusion she's bloody brilliant))) anyway they came up with a ship name for me and the guy and I nearly pissed myself laughing bc its best to laugh along with it and it was really funny tbh

anyway. we also for some reason talked abt sex and porn a lot and it was weird but also kinda chill bc most of the boys are relatively respectful of the girls,in the sense that we all make dirty jokes to each other but don't cross the line, so it was pretty funny and chill. also guys apparently never stop making dick jokes and that type of shit and it was kinda funny tbh

then we got home, grabbed our shit, and legged it away from there.

now I'm gonna rant abt my crush hehe

he was like, oh who's this? when we were walking to dinner in the dark one night (I was in front of him and his friend and he couldn't see my face) and then fucking knew who I was from the way that I walked like mate, why tf do you know how i walk and how to describe it, hmm?

I flipped him off after he said that though it was fucking funny

also!! he just. stared at my eyes and was like, are your eyes different colors? and I was like yeah. and he just nodded slowly and we maintained eye contact for a while. twas weird.

we have staring contests a lot too?? like, he'll look at me or I'll look at him and then at one point he was like, you just stare at people and then tilt ur head, dont you! and I was like wtf dude,but also I kept eye contact bc its a Thing.

also on the bus ride home he just mimicked my facial expressions and it was really bloody funny and j broke out laughed and he smiled

yeah basically I'm hopelessly crushing on him bc he's smart and sarcastic but it never gonna happen so I just wanna be friends type thing. sigh.

ANYWAY. camp was kinda great, at some points it left me feeling like I was so bloody alone and also I felt really shitty mentally but I kept going and i really enjoyed it! yeah! also i nearly cried when i said goodbye to my instructors bc they were brilliant and I'm gonna miss them so bloody much, I'm sad I'll never see them again.

yeah.

[simsandfiction]

Camping Confessions Part 2

Part 1 

Pairing: Grayson Dolan x Reader

Word Count: 1.5k

Summary: After setting up camp, you and Grayson decide to go for a walk. You stumble upon a secluded lake. OooOh wonder what happens next!!!??

You were nervous about being the one to help Grayson put the tent up. You’d been there, hidden behind a camera, to witness the brothers try to figure out the instructions. It always ended in a big quarrel, and you didn’t do well with conflict.

“Whatever you do, don’t let this corner go.” He proceeded to fold the metal rod together, and slide it through the hoops, just like the directions had read. The fact that he read directions before diving in was a quality you admired in Grayson; it reminded you of yourself. “Okay, now slowly let it go.”

“Is this a trick question?”

His hair flopped as he looked up at you from his squatting position. His facial expression read -- are you joking? -- before his eyes lightened and a smile spread across his face. “No. This half should be able to stand on its own.”

And it did.

“Yes!” Grayson was quick to jump up and meet your raised hands for an ‘epic high-five.’ Both your hands stung a bit, but neither of you felt the need to mention it. You still had another half of the tent to build, after all.

You lingered for a second, admiring his bare shoulders exposed by the white muscle top he sported. Now that the boys weren’t uploading weekly, Grayson had been spending more time in the gym. You knew that. But it wasn’t until today, with the sun glistening down on his tan complexion as his arms stretched to fold the next rod together, that you realized just how much of his free time had been dedicated to his newfound pass-time.

Holding down the tent just like you had before, you let your mind wander. You debated on whether he would be strong enough to lift you -- to hold you -- against a wall as his mouth worked over your neck. You imagined you’d either have your hands on his shoulders, or tugging at his lengthy locks, or even running down his bare back as-

“And for the big reveal!” Grayson stepped away from the tent, motioning at you to do the same. He laughed like a kid as your hand released the nylon string and the tent didn’t topple over.

“We pitched a tent!” His embrace was sudden and forceful, almost knocking you off your feet. His strong grip was quick to wrap around the other side of you, keeping you from falling. Even with a thin layer of sweat and outdoors, he still smelled like fresh linens.

It took you a moment, but soon your arms were wrapped around his neck. Laughter and cheers surrounded the two of you as you jumped up and down, moving together as one. “We did it!”

The two of you had settled down and resumed your places in folding chairs. You sat with the cooler in front of you, digging down to the bottom as Grayson watched with an intent stare.

“We don’t want to fly through our P-N-J’s just yet!”

You handed him a sandwich and grabbed one for yourself as well before shutting the cooler. Without a word, you opened the reusable container and sunk your teeth into its soft bread. Your mouth was sticky with peanut butter as you mumbled, “I packed extra.”

His eyes danced down to your closed mouth smile, and his face softened. Something between awe and amazement plucked at his heart strings as he opened the container, taking a bite of his own.

“I’m back!” Ethan was marked up and down with scratches and splotches of dirt. He flopped down backwards into the last fold out chair, across from you and Grayson. “I got lost.”

“What do you mean you got lost? How did you get lost going to pee?”

With the flip of a switch, every ounce of anger or annoyance you’d spent the last hour trying to shake out of Grayson had built back up. His eyes bled with disdain toward his brother as he ripped out chunks from his sandwich.

You stood from your chair, grabbing the bottle of water from the cup holder. “E, Grayson and I are going to go check out the area. We’ll be back in a little bit.”

Watching you two stroll off, arms brushing and sharing small smiles, Ethan couldn’t help but to feel upset. He was happy for his brother, he could tell there was something going on between the two of you, but he just wanted to engage in a conversation without feeling like he wasn’t meant to be there.

“So I’m thinking we should look for firewood?”

“Didn’t know we had an expert survivalist on our hands.” Grayson’s shoulder bumped against yours as you squeezed down a narrow path. He smiled down at you, watching you watch your feet for any sticks or pebbles that might cause you to trip.

“Learned from the best.”

It was his turn to look at his feet.

“You’re cute when you blush.” You felt like you were walking on air, waiting for his reply. You were sure that the wind was going to trip you and your nervous limbs, sending you face-first into humiliation.

“That’s supposed to be my line.”

The two of you walked with quiet smiles on your faces, until you came across a lake. The body of water was surrounded by trees on each side, with the falling evening sun reflecting off of the still water.

“Last one in the water has to build the fire!”

Grayson knew he’d be the one stuck with the task, but he enjoyed the way your face lit up at the challenge. So, he matched your pace down the hill and raced to strip down to his underwear. Just as he had jumped off the rock, your squeal was muffled by a splash.

You pushed the water from your eyes just in time to see him resurface and do the same. Paddling over to him, you smirk. “Guess we can’t all be winners. It’s a shame, too. Your fire won’t last fifteen minutes.”

“Are you questioning my survival skills?”

“I might be.”

“You’re going under.”

A yelp escaped your mouth as you tore through the water, desperate to get back to shore before you got pulled underwater by the man stalking right behind you. When you could touch, you used your feet to try and tread through the water faster, but Grayson was able to reach your ankle and pull you down into the cold.

He let you catch your breath and wipe your eyes before slowly stalking toward you. With every step he took forward, you took one back. The dance, a mixture of heavy breathing and intense stares, continued until your back was against a rock. “Now, what was that about being a winner?”

With his hands resting on either side of your head and the mischievous glint in his eyes, you were unable to find words. You tried, you really did, but when his head tilted down and his hot breath fanned over your neck, you gave up.

His hand rested at your chin, turning your head to meet his eyes as his voice dropped to a whisper. “Stop me if you don’t want this.”

Alarm bells were going off in your mind, reminding you that this was your best friend. Somehow, as his eyes fell down to your lips, you found them quieting down and being overtaken with thoughts. Do it do it do it do it do it do it.

So you did.

You inched your head forward, connecting your lips. They were wet and soft and needy against yours. Your lips battled for dominance, which he easily won as your head came to rest back against the rock.

A soft moan escaped his mouth as your fingers tugged at his wet locks, and his hips involuntarily jutted against your stomach. The hand that had been on your chin was now cupping your jaw, pushing your head to the side as he left open mouth kisses along your neck.

Chills ran though your body and your own sounds began to escape your mouth. You found your leg trying to wrap around his waist, trying to — needing to — get closer.

“Jump.”

It was a simple command, one that caused you to open your eyes for the first time. You were met with his eyes, which held no trace of a joking matter.

So you jumped.

As soon as he pressed you back against the rock, you were reminded of how little you actually had on. You were sure the rock behind you was leaving scratches all along your back as he began to rock into you, making quick work of leaving hickies along your neck. You could feel him right between your legs, right where you needed him most, which only made the fire burning within you grow stronger.

Everything came to a halt so fast.

You felt like you were falling from cloud nine as all friction between you two stopped, and his forehead came to rest at the crook of your neck.

“Not here.” His words were muffled, but audible enough for you to understand that maybe you should get off him. Once you were on stable footing, he took a step back from you. His face was flushed as he pushed hair from his eyes. “We should start us off right.”

His words were simple, but they spoke measures.

“C’mon,” he offered out a hand, which you took, “let’s go back.”

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[tarthserjaime]

Btw for anyone not in spn fandom who notices random fandom-throws-a-wedding posts or tweets today, and wonders a) wtf and b) why it's not about dean & cas (again), here's what's happening and why:

it's st patrick's day in the us, and fandom chose it as the appropriate wedding day for sam winchester & his irish-american gf eileen leahy

"saileen" = sam's canon love interest in the final season of the show, following 2-3 seasons of cute lowkey buildup (& sam's first real love interest since season 4 -- with a demon, ruby, whose actress j*red p*dalecki married irl -- and his only true love interest since iirc season 1)

eileen is a deaf character played by a deaf actress, and the representation of a deaf hunter in the world of the show and a deaf love interest to one of the two leads of a network show were both important to fandom and to the actress herself (shoshannah stern)

they had a sweet non problematic relationship, that involved (like dean & cas) supernatural death, resurrection, and sam dealing with her death (via thanos snapping) in the same episode dean lost cas = parallels!

she's presumably restored to life in the conclusion of the season finale, the penultimate episode, although (like cas) we never see her again

like cas, she's inexplicably erased from the final episode (series finale), which makes no sense after the buildup and sam's reaction to her death (twice) ... again, like dean/cas

which is weird, right? because it was a cute, "harmless" (vs. taboo dean/cas), healthy, established het relationship -- so why would they erase it and its significance to sam?

good question

(psst it's because having eileen reappear or even be mentioned in the finale would have made the absence of castiel and dean's totally uncharacteristic silence around cas EVEN LOUDER because the two pairings were used as narrative/cinematic parallels)

also did I mention the character eileen is disabled? so, extra enraging erasure, bonus ableism to go with the homophobia

not only did sam "forget" the woman he loved in the series finale but bonus! after dean died they showed sam living a bizarre white picket fence life not with eileen or someone just hinted at being eileen (if only, due to covid restrictions, via photos or sign language), sam married Blurry Wife(tm) -- a nameless, faceless woman whose sole purpose seemed to be giving sam a child. A child named dean (we know from the big DEAN conveniently sewn onto his little toddler overalls) on whom all of sam's finale montage is focused, other than one terrible scene with bad wig dean's car, because the main message of the finale was that the only people who mattered to the winchester brothers were each other

again, note parallel to dean/cas

bros only = bronly

apparently the only correct interpretation of a fifteen year show that stopped being about the bros only around season 3-4, and had a key theme if not THE theme in the later seasons (at least ten of them iirc) that "family don't end in blood" -- reflecting the found family dynamic so central to the world within and without the show, hence the whole spn family thing so lauded by the cast & crew & network to manipulate foster ties with its fanbase

a theme totally absent from and negated by the finale even with dean's dying ten minute monologue words

yet a hashtag cynically employed by the cast & crew & network to celebrate the same finale and to actively recruit the #spnfamily to watch j*red p*dalecki's new show on the same network

j*red p*dalecki, who in post spn promo interviews for his new show claimed:

a) that his character's (sam) chronically suicidal brother's (dean) early death in the series finale was a "success" because it enabled sam to go live a blurry apple pie life while dean -- who believed and had been indoctrinated by his father since the age of four to believe that his only value in life was to protect and care for his little brother -- while dean drove aimlessly around heaven for an excretable twenty-minute montage that took up seemingly half of the terrible terrible finale

and that b) dean's death was a "success" because of Blurry Wife(tm) since, per j*red, dean "would have never wanted sam to end up with ruby or eileen" -- which is first of all a lie because dean explicitly tells sam in the final season that he approves of saileen and likes the idea of sam settling down with "someone in the (hunter) life" who understands him, and second of all offensive because he equated a sweet non problematic deaf character with a literal demon who manipulated sam for three years, got him hooked on demon blood (don't ask), and tricked him into releasing lucifer from hell (& who remember was played by j*red p*dalecki's irl wife)

and finally, per j*red p*dalecki, that c) sam was never going to end up with eileen, the aforementioned badass deaf hunter established love interest and that he (j*red) was happy about that

Anyway.

Those are some of the reasons why you might see stuff about a saileen wedding on tumblr and twitter today, march 17th.

✨🍀☘️💚☘️🍀✨

(plus they're just adorable, and deserved better, eileen especially but sam too who is thankfully not actually j*red p*dalecki but in fact would probably have something to say to j*red p*dalecki about his post-series comments.)

(plus hopefully it will show shoshannah stern, eileen's actress, that fandom is ALSO mad about what happened to her in that wretched finale)

(plus it might irk j*red p*dalecki that fandom has reclaimed sam & given him the wedding he deserves with the wife he actually loved in the show up to the series finale when like dean he suddenly developed emotional amnesia)

✨🍀☘️💚☘️🍀✨

[hoodievixen]

How Marvel Fucked Up Norse Mythology!

iI am no Norse Mythology expert. I’ve only read a handful of myths, so take what I’m saying with a grain of salt. For all I know, I have it all wrong.

Pre-watching mess ups:

LOKI IS NOT ODIN’S SON - in the myths Loki is a sworn blood brother to Odin, so obviously seen as more of a brother than a son to the Allfather. Blood wise it’s more of a cousin or uncle connection. Like Greek mythology, this family tree is just as fucked up.

THOR IS NOT FRIGGA’S SON - He is the son of Odin and Jord. Odin doesn't even have a wife in mythology.

Thor (Movie #1) :

Mess ups:

4:30 - Odin is shown to have both of his eyes, and later it is show he lost it in the battle with the Frost Giants. Odin gave up his eye for wisdom to the Giant Mimir(?). This was very early on, that is why Odin is always shown with one eye.Technically (at least where I read it) Odin losing his eye is included in the myth of creation.

Frost Giants- Um... I may have this wrong, but there are no such things mentioned in the myths. There are giants, like just giants.

Triquetra-

(pic for reference) this symbol is used everywhere. It isn’t even part of the Norse religion, but the Celtic. While practiced in the same general area of northern Europe, they are not one and the same. This is the symbol of the triple goddess of Celtic religion.

War in relation to Thor- In the movie the war with the giants are over, but in the myths Thor is known as the Giant slayer. Like that don’t add up.

-Thor is a ginger in the myths... not important, but thought I’d add it.

7:00 - “A wise king never seeks out war.” Bullshit Odin. You are an Aesir, the god that thrive on war, and seek out battle for entertainment. 

7:20 - We get a lovely shot of Mjolnir as the two young princes run past. Loki is the one who sorta caused the creation of the hammer. It should not exist yet, as Loki isn’t old enough to have scalped Sif because he was drunk and bored. (Trust me, it’s a slipper slope.)

- Sif is meant to be blond, in the myth i mentioned about Mjolnir, it was a big deal she lost her hair, because it was the most beautiful, and as blond as sun light. She’s also not a warrior, much more a pretty face. Also Sif is Thor’s wife in the myths.

-WHERE ARE ODIN’S OTHER KIDS? There’s Baldur, Hodr, Bragi, and Ullr. None of them are there!

Warrior’s three, who are thee? - Like these character straight up don’t exist in mythology. I get why the exist for story stand point, but there were so many different options they could be. Like full on just change their names to be one of the many other gods that don’t exist in the movies, and it be better. MAKE THEM ODIN’S OTHER SONS. (I could go on a tangent about this...)

10:00 - The bifrost could only be used by the Aesir. Loki is incapable of using these bridges. Also in myths, walking to he other realms were an option.

Heimdall - In mythology he is just a watcher, not a gatekeeper. He barely gets involved with anything, and just observes. Like serious, he dose nothing to stop Ragnarok despite the fact he can see it coming.

Where are Thor’s Goats? Like serious, they’re famous. NAME ONE OF THE WARRIORS THREE AFTER THEM!

Sleipnir - This is Odin’s eight legged horse. Having it exist is very concerning. After all, it is Loki’s kid, which he gave birth to.

Odin’s Sickness: WHAT THE FUCK? These guys don;t get sick. They get the sniffles and the eat a golden apple of youth. HE NEED SOME MAGIC APPLE! WTF even is Odin sleep?

Laufey - Umm... Laufey is a female. Like she’s Loki’s mom, not dad. idk how this bothers me, like it dose on one hand, but on the other I get it...

Frost Giant Casket - to my knowledge, this dose not exist in mythology. While at the same time, neither do frost giants...

Mjolnir - I know they cover this in Ragnarok, but mjolnir is not the source of Thor’s powers. He dose have belts of strength, so some dose come from items. But he has the natural ability to control thunder, not the hammer. Also Thor can’t fly, thus the goats...

Things they got alright:

- personally I love this interpretation of the Worlds Tree.

-Thor’s personality is on point at the begging of the movie. Stupid and arrogant.

- Jottunheim  is pronounced correctly, with the J  being pronounced like a Y.

- Thor’s drinking ability. Full on cannon in the myth’s Thor is the biggest drinker in existent (Drank so much ocean the sea level lowered permanently.)

Thor the Dark World:

to be completely honest I have a love hate relationship with this one {stopped watching half way through because i knew the rest had nothing to do with Norse Mythology} I could go off, but I won’t

Mess ups:

THE PLOT!!!!!!

- 00:50 Dark Elves are just the term they use to refer to dwarfs. They aren’t something special.

- 01:00 THE ETHER DOSE NOT EXIST IN MYTHS! 

- 01:59 The realms are in locked places on the world tree, there would be no way for them to overlap. (not to mention they completely ignore the explanation they gave in the first movie)

- 02:15 The bifrost can’t appear anywhere, they are in a set location. (And wasn’t this so in the first movie....?)

- 3:35 Bor has Odin’s spear, which shouldn’t exist. It was made in the same event as mjolnir, which was caused by Loki(as I previously mentioned)

- Asgard was not a thing before Odin, as Odin sorta founded it.

- 34:58 The Aesir were not ones to take prisoners. If they won a war, they one by everyone being killed. There were no prisoners.(If you're wondering what they did with Loki in myth, look it up, it’s an interesting story.)

-51:20 Not everyone who died would become stars. They get this from a myth were Odin made a giant;s eyes stars to appease his daughter, but that was a one time instance.

Things the got alright:

The details

- 00:40 There was indeed darkness before there was anything.

- 05:03 “We’re born, we live, we die” unlike most mythical gods, indeed Norse ones can die. They just don’t easily due to the golden apples of youth.

- 09:50 They got their wall! Sadly it was missing in the last one....(Sleipnir shouldn’t have been around....)

- 10:00 Odin has his tattle tale raven.

- 12:15 Indeed, they would party for weeks on end.

- 41:51 VIKING FUNERALS!!!!!

Thor Ragnarok:

Mess Ups:

-Loki leads Ragnarok, not many of the other people they imply do.

- No one knows when Ragnarok happens, so they can’t prepare for it, or stop it either.

- Odin  is killed by Fenrir, not just turning to dust]

- It is Hel and Hela

- Hel is Loki’s daughter, not Odin’s

- Hel is the goddess of the dead, not death ( think Hades in Greek Mythology)

- Hel’s face is half that of a corpse.

- Hel is a follower, not a leader. Loki is the one who leads the army of the dead during Ragnarok.

-Fenrir is also one of Loki’s kids. Hel’s brother to add on top (full brother, not half)

- Valkyries were those who gathered souls on the battle field. While they gave those souls to the gods (Freyja and Odin) they did not directly serve them in a  force of combat.

- I mentioned before, but they could walk to other realms, they didn’t need to use the bifrost to leave Asgard.

- Fenrir was killed by one of Odin’s other son (Vidar) to avenge his father.

- Hel and Surtur were on the same side in Ragnarok, so pitting them against each other, isn’t a thing that would happen.

Things they got Alright:

- Surtur is a large force included in Ragnorok. He is the one to burn everything once all the Gods have killed each other.

- The Agardians (Aesir) are indeed the gods of war, with a war torn past.

- Loki dose bring Surtur to the fight, before he just stays in his own Realm.

[ship-obsessions]

The 100 Season 6 Speculations

Okay, so first of all I want to say I’m loving season 6 so far. Give me all of the delinquent interactions. I’m also obsessed with the Bellarke crumbs they are ALREADY GIVING US and how their repressed feelings for each other were shown (although not directly) in 6x02. A while ago I saw on Twitter that a reviewer compared The 100′s 6x02 episode to Motel California in Teen Wolf and now I totally see it. The way the plant toxin affects the delinquents parallels the werewolves being affected by the wolf’s bane... and the focus on the main group of delinquents (specifically Clarke, Bellamy, and Murphy) parallels the focus on the original core 4 in TW (Scott, Stiles, Allison, Lydia). I absolutely LOVED the core 4 dynamic in TW and I’m already loving this trio dynamic between Clarke, Bellamy, and Murphy. Give me more episodes like this! (and maybe add Raven after her and Clarke make up).

That said, I watched the first two episodes when they were leaked, so I’ve been DYING for the next episode 6x03. (Note: I’ve also been streaming them again since they’ve officially aired, so I’ve watched each one like 4 times). Since new content is finally coming next week, I wanted to get out some of my random speculations for what’s coming up later this season even though we literally know so little about this new planet, these new people, the creepy children, etc.. Of course, being curious (like a psychopath), I went through all of the season 6 episodes on IMDb to see what (if anything) it could tell me. I’m sure someone else has probably already done this, but I found some interesting things I needed to put out there...

6x03 

We already have a name “The Children of Gabriel” as well as a description (Clarke tries to win over the leaders of Sanctum in order to let her people stay. Meanwhile, Bellamy, Octavia, and Echo discover a new threat while on a mission to retrieve the transport ship.), so we have somewhat of a gist of what is coming next week. I don’t think they will fully go into the backstory of these “children of Gabriel” but we obviously know the geneticist from the flashback was named Gabriel and the actor, Ian Pala, is only listed for 2 episodes on his personal page and one of those is Sanctum (uncredited). So I’d assume this means we won’t get another flashback of him specifically or the origins of his “children”. But I do think when Clarke meets Russell and the other people somehow this backstory/history (at least a shortened version) will be explained. We know that the episode titles are all explicitly mentioned or referred to in the episodes themselves somewhere, so that’s my reasoning there.

However, I noticed one other small thing in the cast list that stuck out as strange/interesting. Sarah-Jane Redmond’s character (aka the Sanctum hostage that tried to hijack the mothership) is named Taylee in 6x02 but Tilly in 6x03. At first I thought it could have been some kind of error (idk) but it’s listed the same way on her personal IMDb actor page. Is she playing twins?? Is there validity to this clone theory I saw floating around and read about in the Hypable review?? Either way, I’m definitely interested in whatever that’s about. 

Also, I’m excited to meet JR Bourne’s character this episode! We obviously know he is Russell Lightbourne but after all my research (lol I’m taking this WAY more serious than I ever took school), I’m wondering if he’s not just a descendant of the Lightbourne’s but is actually a clone or somehow has the same consciousness from Mr. Lightbourne (Josephine’s dad) in 6x02 (again saw this in the Hypable article around a similar flame storyline theory since Becca created Eligius tech as well). It’s worth noting that we don’t actually know the character’s real name and Sean Maguire is just credited as Mr. Lightbourne -- no first name. Hmmmmm

6x04

Again we have a name “The Face Behind the Glass” and a short description (Clarke embraces the traditions of Sanctum and tries to make amends for her past actions.), but not much else... (or do we??) This episode is probably where we will see Clarke dancing in the room painting and maybe even the lanterns floating in the sky (ie. Sanctum tradition?) -- I’m thinking several “happy” moments with her. I also have a theory -- going out on a limb here -- that it is where we could see the whole “flashback” scene of Clarke in Mount Weather from the trailer. It’s probably not an actual flashback but some kind of hallucination or psychosis thing again, (or maybe even a dream?) but maybe that is where the title comes from -- she’s literally looking at herself from behind the broken glass in MW’s contamination rooms. OR we’re not quite there yet and it’s referring to the stained glass-looking red window/door thing that Emori was trying to open before going crazy in 6x01. 

The kicker for me in this episode’s listing was Jordan Bolger’s credit as Shaw, who we all saw die in 6x01. In what capacity is he coming back? Maybe it’s Raven’s hallucination or even a dream? I could see them showing us her full reaction once she knows what really happened to him, but I’m not sure how or in what way he would come back at some point in the episode (I say “come back” because the actor will actually appear). It will be super interesting how the sci-fi elements work on this new planet. We’ve already seen the eclipse-induced psychosis but what other strange things will occur or happen to our characters? If they are all facing their demons (ie. Clarke with Mount Weather and Octavia with Blodreina) I wonder how those scenes will be played out.

6x05

Again Jordan Bolger is credited... is Miles Ezekiel Shaw back again??? What is going on? 

6x06 - 6x07

I didn’t really notice anything super strange in episode 6, but GUESS WHO IS CREDITED FOR EPISODE 7: none other than Chris Browning as Jake fucking Griffin. Maybe this is another flashback or memory or hallucination -- assuming by Clarke.

Note: Madi is not credited to appear in 6x06 or 6x08 so I’m thinking her “kidnapping” or whatever happens with the creepy person who is holding her captive in the woods happens in 6x07. Or maybe it’s even earlier in 6x05?

6x08

In episode 8, the cast list introduces 2 notable new characters: Josephine VII and Hope. Okay, so with Josephine VII it could be some descendant of the original Josephine Lightbourne in the 6x02 flashback, but it could ALSO be another hint at this clone and/or flame consciousness theory. But Hope... where have we heard that name before? Oh yeah, Diyoza’s unborn child. But Diyoza hasn’t even had her baby yet and in the promo trailers it looked like she was shot (and possibly killed?). Also, this actress who plays Hope is like 6 years old, not a newborn baby. It’s still weird to me though because what are the chances there is another character -- another child, no less -- with that same name Diyoza mentioned she was planning to give her baby. Just seems a little too coincidental to me.

6x09

Okay, I’m going out on a limb here, but THIS MIGHT BE THE ICONIC RAVE SCENE FROM THE TRAILER. Stay with me... I was originally thinking this would happen earlier in the series when I saw this in the trailer, probably like everyone else, but in the IMDb cast list there are 5 “dancers” credited. I mean it is more logical for a rave scene to happen early in the season (because usually all the good things or happy stuff comes in the first half of the season and NEVER this late), but what else would “dancers” be credited for??? The 100 doesn’t do dance numbers LOL. Anyway this idea has me shook because if it is this late in the season, there is a better chance that Bellamy and Echo have ended things by this point and that super short blurry speck in the bottom right corner of the rave dance scene could be Bellamy (you know what I’m talking about). Will they actually make my LIFE and have Bellamy and Clarke dancing at that rave together? Seems way too good to be true, but I had to throw the possibility out there. I mean who knows, my Bellarke-owned ass can always hope for the best. 

After the slim possibility of that amazing possibility, here’s a scary thought to consider (sounds kind of like the show itself), this is the last episode of the season that credits Lola Flanery as Madi... WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO HER. Does whatever experiment being done on her in the promo trailer kill her? Pls don’t hurt Clarke’s smol child.

6x10

So here is where I started low key freaking out because the cast list dwindles DRAMATICALLY for credits this episode. We only have Eliza as Clarke, Shannon as Jordan, and Luisa as Emori out of ALL of the main characters we know and love. Something major has to happen for everyone else to suddenly become absent from this episode. And I’m a little scared to know what that is.

6x11

Okay thank god, the main characters are all back on the credits list for this episode. ALSO there is a new actor credited as young Echo. OMG an Echo flashback?! Will we finally understand who she was and why she is the way she is? Will I even care to get invested in her this late in the game?

Also, IMDb lists that this is the episode Bob Morley directs!

6x12 - 6x13

Our other mains are gone AGAIN from the cast list. It’s back to only listing Clarke and Jordan among the characters we already know. WTF is going on. I need answers NOW. To reiterate, I’m saying that IMDb doesn’t list Abby, Bellamy, Octavia, Raven, Murphy, Echo, Kane, Madi, Miller, or Jackson in episode 10, 12, or 13 (+ Emori in 12 or 13).

I’m honest to god just hoping that IMDb isn’t fully updated with the entire cast list in these last episodes yet -- is that a thing? pls tell me it is -- because if we don’t have a finale that includes Murphy, Raven, or most of all, BELLAMY... I swear to God I will riot. Of course, I’m hoping no one dies (obvi), but now that we know there is a season 7, could J Roth be trying to kill us with some dramatic cliffhanger where Clarke and Jordan are separated from the rest of the group? (PSA: STOP SEPARATING CLARKE FROM EVERYONE). But if so, why would this absence of all of those other characters be TWO WHOLE EPISODES? And during the two part finale of all things. UGHHH my mind is spiraling, someone pls calm me down.

On the plus side, 6x12 lists Antonio Negret as the director for the episode and we all know he brought us the brilliant (yet angsty AF) episode 5x08 last season where Bellamy poisoned Octavia to save Clarke. But if Bellamy isn’t even in this episode WHY SHOULD I EVEN BOTHER CARING.

What’s left that I missed? Probably a lot LOL. I tried going back to watch what I might have missed from the extended trailer but I couldn’t find the video ANYWHERE. It’s like disappeared from YouTube (says it is “unavailable”). What is that about?

Anyways, the scene with everyone together in the house (standing at the bar, shot looking at us) has to be in one of the episodes where all main cast members are credited -- I don’t think it will be the next one so maybe 6x04 or 6x05? Same thought for the Madi/Clarke reunion, I feel like that is in the same episode. I also have no idea when in the season Bellamy is going to strangle Russell with Clarke and Murphy in the room (again my favorite new trio!). And that being said I’m confused on JR Bourne because he was all hyped up as a new character this season but he’s only credited in the next episode 6x03. Does the strangling take place next week? It can’t right? Because Bellamy is off with Echo and Octavia on the other mission and Clarke is the only one in the castle. Also if 6x04 is Clarke trying to embrace the traditions of Sanctum and make amends, there is no way she could do that the episode after Russell (the leader of Sanctum) is killed. 

Sorry for the crazy rambling and this long AF post, but I have so much on my mind after this speculation deep dive. I need to just go to bed.

[hubbie22]

Happier Part V

HONEY, I AM HOME.... LOLS. Okay, for real sorry to keep you allow waiting, work has been rough and I needed some TLC. Anyways, idk wtf this is.

“You look happier, you do and I know one day I’ll feel it too.”

Roger had your routine memorized. It was not by choice, you were all over the tabloids. They were enamoured with you. And so was he. Your routine was fairly mundane for the girlfriend of a famous rockstar. First was breakfast with what the presses named as the “the first wives of rock club,” then you would grocery shopping, then it was off to the recording studio, where you would have lunch with Paul. God, even thinking of y’all together left a bad taste in his mouth. Finally, you would take J to the park sometimes with or without Paul. When it was with Paul, those were the times when Roger realized this was what you must have felt like all those months ago.

But most of all, he hated seeing the pictures taken in private of the three of y’all looking like family in the restaurant the two of you used to frequent. His stomach would churn, as he gripped the tabloid tighter.

Then your words to him that day in the park came rushing back to him, “I am happy, can’t you respect that like I did for you?”

And when he curls up in the bed you two once shared, beside the girl he left you for; the girl he claimed he was happy with he realizes something. He was happier with you.

But, he loved her. He loved Niki, maybe more than he loved you. Or maybe in a different way. This feeling for him was something he could not define. It wasn’t simple, it sure as hell was not easy.

“If you grip that magazine and tighter you will pop a blood vessel.”

Roger rolled his eyes. “Sure, Fred.”

“You looked confused.”

Roger sighs, “Because I am!” He throws down the magazine as he paces through the studio.

“Ah, I see why.” Freddie days looking at the magazine and seeing a smile y/n used to reserve only for Roger.

“How can I love two people?!” He cannot grasp it. “How can I still love y/n, but love Niki more? How could I do that to Niki?”

Freddie snorts, “Yet, you did it to y/n? Didn’t you?”

Roger paced in Freddie’s hotel room, knowing why Freddie called this impromptu band meeting. The other three caught him in bed with another woman, and not just any woman but a woman he had talked up the entire tour.

All three of the boys asked him questions.

“God, Rog couldn’t keep it in your pants!”

“I love her.” Three words and and eight letters that changed everything. “I would do anything for her, I have never felt this way before, until I met her.”

Freddie gasped.

Brian rolled his eyes.

And John cut him to his core. “You never loved y/n, then. Because if you did, you would have realized what you are about to do will destroy her.”

“Why does it hurt seeing her with him? Seeing them together as a family?”

“I don’t know, Rog.” Freddie says sadly. He did love Roger and he felt for his friend. But he also understood what it is like to love someone, but not want to be with them. “You can love someone, but it doesn’t always mean you two end up together.”

Those words danced around his mind, until that day he saw you and J at the park.

“He’s mine.” Roger comes flying into the studio, a crazed smile on his face.

“Whose yours?” Brian asked, his brow raised.

“Y/N’s son, Jameson!” Roger seemed downright giddy. “He’s the spitting image of me, with her eyes.”

“How do you know?” Freddie looked between Roger and Brian.

“I saw her at the park, I saw them. And she basically told me.”

“She told you?” Brian looked skeptical.

“Not outright, but she alluded to it.”

“Paul will never let that happen, you know that right mate? Elton says he loves that boy more than anything.” Freddie says with sorrow in his dark eyes.

“I’m his father.” Roger said sternly.

“And?” Deaky said as he sat in the coroner of the studio, fiddling with his base. “Roger, you cannot just decide you want to be father.”

“I never was given a chance to decide what I wanted. I never got a chance to fight for him.”

Deaky rolls his eyes, “She tried to tell you, three to be exact. Three times is what Veronica told me, and each time you didn’t listen. Do you know what you did Roger? You told her to leave, you told her you never wanted to see her again. You told her you didn’t want her. You told her you did not care what she had to say. So, she stopped trying to tell you. She respected your decision.”

Roger looks heartbroken, but Deaky cannot help but to think of Y/N crying herself to sleep in his guest room, as she clings to Veronica asking her why. He can still hear her voice so small, and laden with sorrow. “Why didn’t the boys tell me?”

“Deaky, that’s a little harsh.” Brian says always trying to be the voice of reason. “Roger has a right to know his child.”

“Didn’t Y/N have a right to know that Roger was in love with someone else? Didn’t she have a right to know from us, if Roger couldn’t tell her?”

“This is hardly the same thing, darling.”

“Really Freddie? Is it hardly the same damn thing?” Deaky spits out.

“For one there is a child involved.” Brian says with harshness directed at Deaky.

“And? It’s not like Roger knows how to be a father? Who is to say Roger won’t throw Jameson away, just like he did Y/N?”

That was a low blow, Deaky could tell as all three men winced and Roger flew off the handle. Nothing was safe from his wrath, not even Deaky’s face.

But as Brian tends to Roger, and Freddie tends to him. He thinks of that day not long after Jameson was born. That day he realized that Y/N was not just a passing fancy for Paul. No, she and Jameson were home.

“You love her?” Deaky looks to the man, whom he admired most of his life.

“I love them.”

This takes Deaky offgaurd. “You love them?”

Paul looks over to Y/N as she and Veronica sat with baby J swaddled in her arms. “When I saw her that day in the coffee shop, it was like I saw the other half of me. And when she told me about J, she gave me the option. She told me I could leave. And the first time in my life, I wanted to stay.”

“You can’t hurt her, she can’t go through that. She won’t survive it again.”

“She is stronger than you give her credit for, she would have gone on, besides if anything it will be her who hurts me. She still loves him. No matter how much she denies it, no matter how much she tells me she loves me. I know. I know a piece of her will always belong to him. Because before they were anything they were friends. And she misses that, she misses her friend.”

Deaky knew that this went two ways.

“He misses you, and he will never tell her. But, we can all see it.” Deaky looks up into her large eyes, wondering if he would see relief, longing, or something. But instead she laughed.

“Months ago, I would have given anything to hear he missed me. I would have ran back to him, thinking everything would be fine. We would go back to the way we were. But, with Paul and J I realized that with Roger never I never really was home. This is home, with them.”

Deaky did the one thing he didn’t do in the past, he chose to protect Y/N from Roger.

“Why did you say those things? You know how he is when it comes to her.” Freddie says as he dabs away the blood on Deaky’s lip.

“Because, Y/N is happy. She told me she is happy.”

Freddie sighs, “I know.”

“Then why do you keep cuddling him?”

“I know what it’s like to be in his place. I know what it’s like to hurt someone you love.”

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[artificialqueens]

A Hot Tangle: Bianca's Story (Biadore, side of Trixya) - doctor bitchcraftt

A/N: For those who loved A Hot Tangle, here is the companion piece with Bianca’s side of the conversation with Katya right after she discovers Courtney was awake and overheard her and Trixie.  Xoxoxoxo, bitchcraftt

Read A Hot Tangle here, or scroll down to the bottom to just read the scene from Katya’s POV.

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It’s a rare evening, both of them in the same zip code.  Hurricane Bianca touches down at 5:00 pm and Adore is flying out at 8:30 the next morning, but they’re determined to make it work.

Adore and a skinny latte are waiting for her at Delta’s baggage claim, artfully cut up hoodie hiding her face from passing fans.  The wait for her luggage is mercifully brief for once, and the Uber ride to the hotel spent in comfortable silence.

Bianca checks in to the room booked months in advance, thanking the front desk staff while pocketing her key.  Instead of pressing the button for the eighth floor though, she leans against Adore’s shoulder until the elevator stops with a chime on the fifth.  She follows Adore straight off the elevator and down the hall, their footsteps muffled on the carpet.

Predictably, Adore’s room looks like a tornado swept through while leaving all of the furniture and fixtures miraculously intact.  Makeup is strewn over the table in front of the mirror, lipsticks with their lids off mingling with open palettes of eyeshadow.  A set of lashes is stuck to the bra hanging off the back of the chair, and drag is draped over every available surface.  

The complete disarray is oddly comforting as Bianca locates an empty patch of carpet for her luggage.  She turns around to find Adore sweeping makeup into her bag, seemingly not bothered by the jumble of supplies.  

“You know, it would be easier to find things in there if you actually organized it.”  It’s a routine quasi-read, delivered with the same half smile over the years.

Adore wipes her hands on her hoodie, leaving glittering streaks of burnt orange and aqua blue across the front.  The grin she offers in return is one of Bianca’s favorites, tongue poking out over her lower lip and eyes full of mischief.  Even though she’s just gotten off a plane and wants nothing more than to collapse on the bed, Bianca silently joins in the packing process.  Together they manage to fit everything back into the suitcases, Bianca’s neatly folded bundles a contrast to tights stuffed in every corner and mismatched shoes squashed over the top.

When all that’s left out are the boy clothes she’s wearing on the plane tomorrow and a single cosmetic bag, Adore shoves her towards the bathroom.  Bianca knows it’s more for her own comfort than criticism of her cleanliness; missing a few showers would hardly bother Adore.  It’s a small gesture, but one of many that she appreciates more and more as time goes on.

Bianca takes her time cleaning up, washing off the weariness of airports and travel.  It’s just before 7:30 when she emerges to find Adore sprawled across the bed on her phone.  

There’s a few missed texts from Courtney in the group chat, something about staying the night with Trixie and Katya.  Bianca reads them over, sends a few Russian flags and pink flowers mixed with clown emojis, then shoulders Adore out of the way so she can have her share of the pillows.  

She’s content to close her eyes for a little while, listening to Adore typing on her phone and willing the tension in her lower back to unwind.  Bianca must have dozed off, because Adore is nudging her awake and shoves her phone in front of her face.

”B, look!”

Bianca blinks a few times, pushing the hand six inches further back so she can focus on the screen.  “ ‘Trixya kai kai in progress’ ,” she reads out loud, “ ‘you cunts owe me $100’ ”

She grabs her own phone, channeling more crankiness into the texts than strictly necessary.

Bianca/Roy: …

Adore/Danny: WTF, why couldn’t they have waited until next month?

Bianca/Roy: Bitch, you woke me up for THIS??????????  

Glancing over Adore’s shoulder, she can see the beginnings of a crack about her age.  She grabs for the phone and a minor scuffle ensues, during which Adore’s phone flies out of her hands and squarely into Bianca’s.

Adore/Danny: Old people go to bed early :P  htjjjjjjjjjjnn llmnnjbnnbbh

Bianca triumphantly stuffs the phone under one thigh before replying.

Bianca/Roy: Pizza party just lost her phone privileges.

Adore is pouting but it’s clearly for show as she leans in to read Bianca’s screen instead.  

Bianca/Roy: Hello?  HELLO???

They wait expectantly for Courtney’s reply, but not even the dotted indicator that she’s typing pops up.

”This is ridiculous, we’re not a bunch of teenagers spreading high school rumors,” Bianca mutters, scrolling through her contacts and tapping the one marked Courtney/Shane J (ABCD).

The phone rings longer than usual, and when the call connects it’s not Courtney’s hybrid Australian-American accent on the other end.

”Bonnie Del Rico,” comes the greeting, and Bianca’s eyebrows fly up in surprise.  

“Katya.”  Adore makes a confused noise beside her.  “Since you’re answering, this is either some elaborate joke you’re all in on-“

”Are they all fucking?” Adore’s stage whisper is far too excited by the prospect, and Bianca smacks her shoulder in exasperation.

”-or,” she picks up as if the interruption hadn’t happened, “you really are Russian and we’ll never find the body.  Then I don’t have to worry about her putting more fingerprints on my crown.”

”But you put it in a box, she can’t touch it now.”  Adore doesn’t seem fazed by Bianca’s glare.

Katya is silent for longer than expected, long enough that Bianca considers ending the call and dialing her directly.

“Bonnie Del Rico,” Katya’s voice returns, “is there something going on on your end with a certain Ms. Delano?”

Well, that was unexpected.  She laughs, buying time to come up with a reply.  Bianca was always under the impression that the other queens in their Drag Race family knew about and understood their unconventional, label-defying dynamic.  

“None of your business, and no.”  Adore is still staring at her impatiently, and Bianca reaches out before dropping her hand to the bed.

Katya’s response sounds far too close to defeated.  “Nothing here either.”

She’s heard countless “will they/won’t they” whispers in dressing rooms.  Bianca doesn’t generally make it her business to know other queens’ business unless it affects her (or Adore, in all honesty) or seems public enough to work into her stage material.  Trixie and Katya though, everyone notices and wonders.

Bianca has a few theories of her own, but now isn’t the time to air them.  Behind Katya’s wild Russian hooker persona, she’s astute and far too honest.  She and Trixie have to come to some sort of understanding though, before the tension brings their friendship down in flames.

”Queen,” she pitches her voice as softly as possible, “let me give you some advice?”

”Sure.”

”You decide if it’s worth it,” Bianca isn’t completely sure that the words are only for Katya, “and if you two can live with whatever the answer is.”

Adore has been oddly silent, mouth snapping shut at Bianca’s last reply.  She squeezes her hand then with a sort of urgency that Bianca isn’t sure she’s ready to understand.  “B-“

Bianca shakes her head gently.  Not now.

”We didn’t hear anything,” she tells Katya firmly, “and I’ll make sure Courtney doesn’t make trouble.  Now give her the phone back,” her voice takes on a stronger edge, “and figure this shit out.”

“Goodnight, Bianca.  You always were my favorite clown.”

That earns a chuckle.  “Fuck off, whore.  Let me talk to Courtney?”

When she ends the call a half hour later, Adore is dozing and clinging to her arm like a lifeline.  Bianca sets both phones on the nightstand with a yawn and stretches her aching neck, debating whether to forego getting ready for bed and just turning off the light.  The motion shakes Adore awake though, and she relinquishes her arm long enough for Bianca to brush her teeth.

Once she climbs back under the covers however, Adore is back in her personal space, foreheads resting together on the pillow.

”B?”

“Yeah?”

”We’re ok, right?”

Bianca frowns, hating the insecurity making Adore’s voice quiver.  There are at least a dozen ways she could reply, varying from levity to scoffing at the notion that they could ever be not okay.

”You’re my favorite person,” she answers.  It’s a non-answer and hardly everything she wants to say, isn’t sure they could ever explain the ‘we’ of Adore-and-Bianca, but it seems to satisfy her.

She smiles then, not a full out Adore grin for the cameras, but something smaller and gentler, and Bianca kisses her forehead before rolling onto her back.  

“Love you.”  Adore’s words are a drowsy whisper against her shoulder.

”Love you too, chola.”  

**** A Hot Tangle: Katya’s POV ****

Katya swipes her thumb across Bianca’s grinning face and brings the phone to her ear.

“Bonnie Del Rico.”  There’s a pause on the other end, but Bianca recovers swiftly.

“Katya.  Since you’re answering, this is either some elaborate joke you’re all in on,” a slapping noise echoes down the line followed by a muffled but distinctly Adore-sounding complaint.  “-or,” Bianca continues, “you really are Russian and we’ll never find the body.  Then I don’t have to worry about her putting more fingerprints on my crown.”

Bianca’s sharp voice eases a knot of tension between her shoulder blades.  She knows the other queen is a consummate professional behind the thorny exterior, and hopes she’ll understand.  

Courtney is sitting on the couch now, chewing her lip.  Katya thinks she deserves to be nervous.

“Bonnie Del Rico, is there something going on on your end with a certain Ms. Delano?”  Katya has to pull the phone away from her ear as Bianca’s scratchy laugh breaks up into static.

“None of your business, and no.”  The last part is said in a quieter tone, and she can hear the rustling of sheets as if Bianca is settling back into bed.

She needs to go after Trixie, because it’s been suspiciously quiet in the bathroom.  “Nothing here either,” she sighs.

“Queen, let me give you some advice?”  Bianca’s voice is the gentlest she’s ever heard.

“Sure.”

“You decide if it’s worth it, and if you two can live with whatever the answer is.”

[ralfstrashcan]

3x16 Reaction / Commentary

Alec “Proud Puppy” Lightwood

THAT FACE HAHA. Also crêpes man I'm jealous.

Rude man, don't rip him away from his hard earned waffles.

This is so hilarious to me, okay, this prompting hand flick Alec does (which you can't see here because I can't gif, only screenshot ahahaha) man I love it. Sadly I didn't find a gif of this yet, so I can't put one :( I can't even put into words why it's so hilarious to me. And Magnus's sceptical gaze hahaha.

Edit: I FOUND ONE

HAHAHA HELL YEAH

I mean we all knew this was fake, not least because it implies Magnus is wearing the same outfit two days in a row and obviously this would NEVER happen, but also because in no universe does Alec have smooth dance moves. It's a law of nature.

lol is this an innuendo or something because I don't get it, pls help

Tiny waist touch is spotted and highly appreciated.

That scene transition was brilliant and there is nothing else to say about it. I lost count of how many times I've rewatched it because it's awesome. The way Alec's voice sounds slighty off, the way Magnus gets heavier in his arms, the way everything spins out of focus, and Alec's last “Stay with me” sounds almost hard with urgency.

When I first saw this I was legit yelling at the screen why the hell Alec is just shaking him instead of, idk, doing CPR but I did him a grave injustice there because he actually does and I really appreciate that. (Though, if he learned first aid I wonder all the more about 3x12 (or was it 3x13, I lost count lol) where he just lets Sentry Guy die without even trying to save him.)

That being said, I'm really happy we got to see the immediate aftershocks of it because I was half afraid this episode would just start with Magnus in the infirmary bed. Still, I have a question. Who called Catarina? Izzy? Because why is she then so shocked when she learns Magnus is not breathing? When she presumably first entered the room to receive the instruction to call Catarina, did she not... wonder why Alec was cpr-ing him? Or did Magnus not immediately stop breathing after collapsing but just, faded slowly while Alec had already told Izzy to call Catarina? I kinda wanna know the mechanics here.

I mean, no surprise there if you keep killing them?? Ahahaha.

My fangirl brain: What, General Amaya from the Dragon Prince is gonna appear? Sign me the hell up!!!! My rest-brain catching up: No this is not a crossover and no, r is not y and just, no. My fangirl brain: :<

........ignoring the fact that summoning her is super stupid, there's also the tiny detail that they don't have leverage why would she help them are they just gonna say “pretty please”?? I can't believe them.

lol Bohemian if you see this, this panel is only for you to haunt your dreams XD hehehe sorry sorry but I just couldn't resist XD

Wtf I can't believe those words just came out of his mouth. Jace, you're gonna start with a pep talk? You were possessed and forced to do things against your will, you should know better than this. Honestly.

The way his voice goes up, just kill me now.

THIS DETAIL OH MY GOD

I absolutely loved this scene, in terms of acting it was perfect and it was painfully in character for Alec to blame himself for everything that's not going alright with someone he loves. The problem I have however (because come on, there's always a problem with me) is that they genuinely want to tell me that Alec didn't realize Magnus was faking it? Magnus loses his magic and he “doesn't think twice”? I mean, that's either really really insensitive or really really stupid. And Alec might be insensitive sometimes, but not like that and he surely isn't that stupid. So, uh, I don't really like that bit. Again, if he was secretly happy that Magnus's immortality is gone that's one more thing to feel intensely shitty about, I get that, but being secretly glad how things turned out and not realizing the other person is suffering from how things turned out are two entirely different things. And just, tf Alec. He can't possibly be that dense, can he, that he genuinely thought Magnus was okay with this. Even if he thought this was something Magnus could get used to in the long run, he didn't expect him to need some kind of settling-in period? Really??

HELL YEAH I STAN CAT SO HARD IN THIS SCENE. And I'm so glad she's the voice of reason in this.... after deigning to appear at long effing last ahahaha sorry not sorry for that dig XD Look it's not her fault, it's the screen writers'.

I got a soft spot for Simon calling her Fray. Also, high-key loving how they're all sitting there waiting for news and finally acknowledging that something's up with Magnus.

LOL CLARY TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL. Kidding. It was the Evil Rune at work again, even though she's nowhere near fire. Maybe it was the hypnotic neon lights? In any case, this is becoming a real problem lol. (No, tbh I found that outbreak totally hilarious XD)

.............................*sigh* I mean, your fierce determination doesn't change the fact that this plan is doomed to fail and you still don't have any leverage over Lilith, but sure. Go off.

YEAH BECAUSE AS SHE PROVED SHE HAS COMMON SENSE. Though I really hope she also told Alec about this dumb-ass request by his dumb-ass parabatai so he can intervene. But, tbh I don't really expect that to happen. *sigh*

Kill herself and then revive herself, hoping a short moment of death is enough to severe the connection? Or maybe, uh, try to use her rune power to cancel her Evil Rune instead of summoning Lilith??? Just for starters.

WTF I CAN'T BELIEVE I'D SEE THE DAY WHERE  J A C E  IS THE VOICE OF REASON WTF COLOR ME IMPRESSED I LOVE IT

“See, I infused it with a strong dose of Plot Convenience, so that shouldn't be an issue.”

THE PORTRAIT IN THE BACKGROUND HAHAHAHAHAHA

“Why? Why do you hate him so much?” “It's simple. All my life I've had to sit by and watch...”

Thanks for 100% confirming my headcanon, I do love that :)

BAM!!!

I really like the detail that he's so out of breath from the magic, it shows that it was probably more harmful that just a shove back? Oh the questions I want to ask.....

Bitch you're 484 don't round down so much hahaha

Is Lorenzo actually gonna be swayed by this????????????????????? uh

Edit: Ahahaha we later learn he actually is and obviously I had to write a ficlet about it, so uuuuh whatever I'll put it at the end with all my other shameless self promo I'll include in this thing XD

OH YEAH I remember the “Different outfits for different occasions” comment from 2x19 I wonder what she'll wear? The same, or even older??? Btw why does she share a smile with Meliorn as if this is a private joke? Because, like, it isn't.

I mean that's touching and all, but that doesn't change the fact that Lilith loves you and seeing you dead would absolutely tear her apart, thus making this a fitting revenge. Wtf Jonathan this is no sound counterargument.

Hm. Tbh I liked her youngest self best? But she's still cast very well. And I recognize that her talking face to face with Jonathan would have been a little ridic if she only reached his navel XD

Ugh, Bohemian, can you see me rolling my eyes?

lol at least this was funny

OMG Luke could you be any more dramatic, are you actually kidding me. I'm gonna be sick soon if you don't cut the bs.

Wow the first sign of Sizzy that didn't suck, yay! XD this was actually pretty sweet.

Oh you mean that time that Raphael was feeding on her and they were indulging in mutual addiction? Because as soon as Izzy was clean she steered clear of Raphael.

..............................................what happened to “scumbag ex”? Why am I even asking?

?? Yeah? What happened to “While Saia lasted it was the best thing ever?” Then again that was what, three episodes ago? Can't hold him accountable for something that happened so long ago, right.

Hahaha okay that was cute.

1) LOL how hilarious would it be if they summon Lilith and just get her corpse plus Jonathan holding the sword still sticking out of her chest. 2) Jonathan is a true sadist, making her wear those heels. 3) Who's that wheelchair for? I mean, Lilith designed this apartment for her disciples, right?

.................which she doesn't need, since she's no warlock and her powers come from her angel blood, not ley lines. So, points for trying, show, but please don't mix up your races. Makes you look so unprofessional. (Except if this is a hint that shadowhunters also run on ley line energy, have ley line magic flowing through them etc. but honestly I'm not even entertaining the thought because then I'd have a conniption.)

Wtf it's literally standing twenty seconds of intense mindnumbing pain, why the hell would you need a coach for that? Just hold it together and endure it. Also, if they attempt it, 20 bucks say he'll die for some dramatic Sizzy “Oh shit you could really have died, too” moment.

Awww you can really see the love in that touch. <--- sarcasm.

Awww you can really see the love in that touch. <--- no sarcasm.

Honestly, Magnus's touch is natural and familiar (btw love the uncoordinated grabbing) while Alec turns Magnus's chin as if he's trying to make as little physical contact as humanly possible. Is a hand on his cheek really too much to ask for? *sigh*

lol you'd think he'd start with that immediately after Magnus wakes up instead of taking risks (it's what I would have done) but whatever.

He's.... actually there to help? For free? Or is Alec gonna have to hand over the Institute's keys to him when the job is done? Lol. (Also that suit jacket could be straight out of Magnus's closet.)

Oh my God Alec just say he could die. Why sugarcoat it? Say it how it is, and Magnus might listen to you.

.........yeah. This is so relatable and I love how he delivers this line. The desperation is clear, but he's also determined about it. Also, quick question, why didn't Alec get Catarina to be there when Magnus wakes up instead of Lorenzo? I'm not saying it would have changed the outcome but it might just have made Magnus feel less shitty about being exposed to his nemesis in this weak state. Then again I get it, Alec is running on panic and instinct, so consideration is the last thing on his mind.

This scene was amazing. Or, lol, this part of the scene. Magnus's performance is stellar and FYI the next thing he says, the “Look at me! Can you honestly say you like this?” was improvised and that's just ugh so good. Coincidentally this is also where my issues with this scene begin. They're not about how the characters act, I found that part very very fitting; it's meta.

The issue Magnus is having isn't about some fear that Alec won't love him anymore now that he doesn't have his magic anymore. Magnus is projecting. His issue lies within himself. He feels differently about himself, he can't say he likes this, and it's only in conclusion that he assumes it must be the same for Alec. But Alec isn't the root of this issue. But of course it's easier to pretend it's about Alec than to openly admit his severe self-image issues, so that's what Magnus does. Perfectly ic to me. The problem I have here is that if we take what Magnus says at face value it appears that Magnus only wants his magic back so Alec will keep loving him (sidenote: even more if you cross out Harry's addition and just focus on the “You fell in love with the High Warlock of Brooklyn. Can you honestly say you don't feel differently about me?”) and the solution to that is clear: Alec drops some wedding vows, problem solved.

But that's not the problem here. Magnus would literally rather be dead than without his magic and no amount of Alec waxing poetry about him is going to change that. And honestly, I'm so grateful for Harry's addition because that made it abundantly clear to me that Magnus is projecting. His bewildered “Can you honestly say you like this?” is an admittance of “I see what I am now and I can't bear it, so how could you?” If that scene had been about Alec, that would have been so uncalled for.

And also loooool but uuuuuuhhh I found Alec's speech less than impressive? I'm sorry, I know he tried but it just didn't work for me? I felt like it really wasn't up to his usual par. Lol I honestly rolled my eyes when he started about the spark that lights up the room XD It felt impersonal, kinda. It's hard to describe. Of course I can cut him some slack on that, because he was emotionally severely overchallenged in that moment and had to make it up on the fly, but uh. Yeah.

Anyway what I really didn't like was his closing line because it kinda sounded as if he was making that decision for Magnus and that's not his place. It might be dangerous and stupid and “not worth the risk” but Magnus isn't in a place where he should have his authority revoked, so. Kept from gambling with his life, yes. With sound arguments and empathy, yes. With dictation, no. So that didn't go over too well with me. Anyway I channeled that into a ficlet already, too, which I'm also advertising at the end.

......has she just been sitting there for six episodes? Btw I wonder, if Jonathan is happily manipulating Lilith by faking positive emotions towards her I don't get why he totally fell for it every time Clary did the exact same thing to him.

THAT MALICIOUS SMILE HAHAHA THE LITTLE (S)ASS

1) SO SHE'S LITERALLY BEEN SITTING THERE FOR SIX EPISODES?!?!!?!?!

2) Why hello there Plot Point XD srsly why tf would Asmodeus use Magnus's magic instead of his own if, need I remind you, his own demonic magic is stronger than Magnus's, Magnus's wasn't even enough to destroy her demonic possession on Jace.... so why would Magnus's magic be enough to bind Lilith, the mother of that possession, to a room? Uh, lemme guess... Plot Convenience? So when, theory time!, Lilith is slayed he has no need for it anymore and can return it to Magnus?

“...to kill you while you were weakened.”

WOW WHAT A DELIVERY AMAZING

........I gotta be honest, I was really confused at his submissive behavior but then I realized... they have a 10 year history of these mechanisms, and slipping back into the pattern of things must be so easy. Also, I mean, that paints a really wonderful and peaceful image of his formative years, right?

Jimon Shipper Moment <3 ;) Look I don't even ship it, but their bickering is high-key amusing to me.

Instead of just standing between them from the get go? Why?

?????? I guess the incest runs in the family, pun not intended?????? Btw Jonathan's weird incest-y obsession makes so much sense now. If this is literally the only way he ever learned how “familial love” (Lilith Greater Demon Edition) is expressed I have no questions anymore. Seriously, he's so screwed over by everyone and it's just unfair. (On that note, glad we never had to see him make out with Valentine. Some things are just too terrible to envision. Damn, why did I say that, I should just shut up for all of our sakes.) Anyway, back to our favorite tortured soul here, I'm honestly not even sure if I can hold the incest thing against him any longer. His entire life consisted of being raised by Valentine, who kept him in a hut in the woods where he never got to see anyone but him, and then Edom where there was Lilith and demons. It makes a horrifying amount of sense that normal human norms mean nothing to him. He's never lived them, he's never witnessed them and maybe he doesn't even know them. So yeah. I guess I'll just add the incest thing on the long long list of things that are due to the stellar parenting he enjoyed, and not entirely his fault.

Damn so close to see my prognosis come true. Then again, I guess this was just the perfect timing because who knows if Lilith won't even help them now kill Jonathan because betrayal bla bla.

1) No need to twist the knife, then again this is Lorenzo so what am I even expecting.

2) WTF ARE THEY REALLY NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THIS SOME MORE?!?!?!??!?!

3) If it's like a transplanted organ being rejected by the body, just, idk, look for a different warlock whose magic fits Magnus better? There must be tests for that kind of thing? And even if there isn't, if you go slow and don't immediately portal all over the world plus end an encanto-coma you should be able to tell the magic doesn't fit pretty quickly without going into cardiac arrest. Magnus only got some nosebleed at first, remember, and it got worse only because he didn't slow down. I'm just saying, there would be Ways.

Wow I never realized before that he's actually got an undercut. Makes his hairstyle look even stupider.

Wow I believe this even less now than I did in 3x12.

“Let's hug in these trying times, but please make sure your face doesn't touch mine, otherwise people might draw the absurd and outrageous conclusion that we're in a relationship or something.”

Honestly. Their portrayal of casual intimacy is abysmal and I hate it.

1) The infirmary is very weird and open space for a place that should be easily closable if you need to contain, idk, sick people and their viruses and keep it sanitary. 2) I've been wondering since the start of the episode, did Lorenzo's pony tail get shorter? Wasn't it longer before? 3) At least Malec managed to make their feet intersect minimally, so yay for small mercies.

“One dose of Plot Convenience, coming right up.”

They're just.... gonna torture her? Really? I don't even have words for this. Oh no, I do:

Seriously. It's as if morality isn't a thing, and torturing a sentient being isn't always and under all circumstances a Wrong and Bad thing to do. Because clearly if the person receiving torture is just Evil Enough then it's okay. Thanks for standing by and doing nothing Simon, this is exactly the reason I hate your inconsistent streak on this matter. I don't even expect better from the born shadowhunters, and Clary is way to un-reflected to even twitch but. Ugh. Why am I even wasting my breath (my typing capacity?) on this. It's pointless.

Wow this is pointless, too. I mean, why is Izzy not interfering? She literally just fell down. She shouldn't be out of comission by this. Ugh.

Also ugh to Izzy slinging her whip around his hand instead of, idk, his whole upper body and his arms.

Also ugh to Simon waiting to attack Jonathan until the last second as a heroic saving move to save Izzy which, ugh.

But this here

#AwkwardGrownUpSquad

I'm honestly lol'ing so hard right now. Hahahaha this is just hilarious to me. Then again, who knows, maybe now they'll team up with Jonathan to kill Lilith and I'll get my hopes up again for a redemption arc XD

......................HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Btw I bet you she copied that move from Doctor Strange.

lol another thing I didn't see coming.

1) Hello Hannibal lol 2) Who went in there and put restraints on him? 3) Who's gonna pay that Seelie actress now??

This scene was actually nice? I know, I'm surprised myself.

How convenient. I mean, good thing he didn't say “Glorious” otherwise Izzy might have thought he was asking for that one ESC song to be played at his funeral.

Please, Maryse, don't flatter yourself, all you had to do was scratch Elliot's corpse from the floor boards, the rest was already completely furnished.

..................................................................................................................bye

Look, while part of me is undeniably thrilled at the prospect – because while I was totally rooting for a Malec Wedding I was pretty sure it was an unachievable dream, just like hoping for Sheith – this is exactly what I mean with taking things at face value. Alec takes Magnus at his words (that he has doubts Alec will still love him now that he lost his powers) and so he thinks that a grand gesture of commitment will fix it.

But it won't, because that's not the problem. Or at least I hope it's not the problem, I mean if I lost my arm my main worry would be “Holy shit how am I gonna cope without my trusty appendage” not “What are the neighbors gonna think? Will I still be able to rock my favorite outfit without that limb?”

Anyway. I don't think this'll go over too well at this point in time. And honestly, Alec just realized at the beginning of this episode that he was fooled by Magnus's coping facade and tricked into thinking Magnus would be fine without his magic. And now Magnus has lost is magic again and Alec just... makes the same mistake again, blindly believing the words coming out of Magnus's mouth instead of taking a look for himself and seeing how Magnus is faring? Did he learn nothing from this? Alec. Why are you like this.

Anyway, conclusion time: This episode was way more reasonably paced than the last, the shit decision making was kept to a minimum (except for the part where they, y'know, summon Lilith back to earth) and Jace gets a diligence starlet for displaying common sense.

And now, self advertisement time! I wrote three ficlets: a) a continuation of the scene with Alec and Lorenzo b) a gap-bridging Malec scene set after the “I won't lose you” line and finally c) a what-I'd-like-to-see-happen-in-3x17-fic where Alec tells Izzy about his proposal plans.

I'd be thrilled if you checked one of them out. Until next time XD

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[thelevelsman]

some (slightly edited) notes from my tfp rewatch (first time watching since it aired)

basically took my liveblogging and expanded upon parts that don’t make sense unless you’re me

‪‪Umbrella sword‬...wasn’t there something about gatiss scoffing at the idea that mycroft’s umbrella was actually a weapon? 

only thing i can find is an unsourced quote from gatiss: “I think it’s his comfort blanket. He may even sleep with it. The umbrella comes from a wonderful old shop in New Oxford St. They still advertise ‘dagger canes’ and ‘sword sticks’ but, to their great regret, are no longer allowed to stock them!” sooo....was this him hinting that it actually was a weapon? either way, it’s ridiculous and OOC 

‪i had it in my head that this first scene was a nightmare, like I remembered it that way - i was convinced i was gonna see mycroft waking up from a bad dream but it turned out that it was...real? that sherlock rigged his house/security to do that? i just...why would they make it seem so nightmarish

When John says “‪221B Baker Street” it feels so weird...J and S always been so recalcitrant about their own fame, to have John talk about their home in that way, almost like an advertisement, feels so strange and OOC

‪“This is family” “That’s why he stays!!!” and John smiles?! Last time I watched T6T I came up with a half-baked theory that John was always cheating on Mary with Sherlock and we just didn’t get to see the beginning of it, and that season 5 will be going back in time and filling in the gaps. Need to make a different post expanding on this but this particular line in TFP does support my theory.

‪‪The way Mycroft explains everything about Eurus is contrary to the way every episode has played out so far - he gives them all the answers right away. Such a red flag for me

Why did Mycroft not get injured in the explosion - I mean, it’s weird that none of them got injured, but we specifically see one of his men saying that he got injured, so...why? 

John answering Mycroft’s earlier question about who originally said “the truth is rarely pure and never simple” - JOHN knew that Oscar Wilde said that, and when he reveals this, Sherlock is shown smiling...WTF! 

‪”Frankly, this is embarrassing.” “Oh. Doing a cavity search?” like...literally why/what the fuck...why does he say this....with this face....

Ok so when John is watching Sister Edgelord’s video as what I presume is an introduction to her personality, she says the bit about good not being really good and evil not being really evil but the next sentence is this: “Bottoms aren’t really pretty and you are a prisoner of your own meat.” 

If this is all actually in John’s mind...interesting. It goes along with the theory that Culverton is John’s nightmare version of himself - a sexual predator type who is enslaved by his own sick desires.

‪Sherlock literally saying WHAT DO YOU MEAN, REWRITTEN‬ khdskfjh

‪John looking Sherlock DEAD in the eye when he says “I was” in response to “are you married” is like...sexy lmao ‬

‪I can’t believe how much like an escape room this stupid episode is‬

‪What if the episode is both J&S’s nightmares combined? The coffin is John’s coffin, and in John’s nightmare Sherlock doesn’t know that John loves him - Sherlock assumes the coffin is Molly’s, he gets the “who loves you?” question completely wrong. ALSO SLDJKSJSJSD WAIT five years ago, was that before Reichenbach? bc it’s explicitly stated in the show that Moriarty DIDN’T think of Molly, he didn’t endanger her bc he thought Sherlock didn’t care abt her. How does it make sense, if this is reality, that Eurus/Moriarty put Molly in harms’ way or knew that she would be of value to Sherlock? Ok anyway that was a separate point but my original point was that it’s both of their nightmares combined somehow and in the same scene we switch to Sherlock’s nightmare of being forced to tell a woman that he loves her in front of the man he actually loves. FUCK SAAAAKE!‬

‪OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!!!! WHEN SHERLOCK IS DEDUCING THE COFFIN, JOHN IS SHOWN SAYING “THAT WAS A LONELY NIGHT ON GOOGLE” ITS HIS FUCKING COFFIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK!!!!!! FUCKING!!!!!!!!!! GOD!!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THIS!!!!!!!! FUCKING!!!!! SHOW!!!!!!!!‬

‪I’M LITERALLY GOING TO FUCKING THROW UP I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS.................everything he says regarding the purchaser of the coffin was abt John...also John is the one to challenge the “its for a woman” deduction, like, SHERL, why are u assuming its a woman just bc of height...

‪Sherlock says “I’m remembering the governor” before he goes to kill himself, I have no idea what that means but I feel like it has to be important‬

‪“You were upset, so you told yourself a better story”‬ BIG FUCKING SEASON FOUR MOOD

‪headcanon the cipher riddle is about John (I am lost without your love, save my soul seek my room ksjskjdjskdjdjfjdjdkkdjdjdjdjdjdkkdk)‬

‪How did he escape the well if his feet were chained, how did the police get there, why would Scotland Yard come if Mycroft’s people were already on it, how did they get off the island and to the Holmes’s childhood home, not to mention the mother fucking grenade lmao...so much suspension of disbelief is required for this episode to make physical, geographical sense, it is so SO far removed from the realities and physical constraints of space and time. I’m almost positive it’s a nightmare of some sort‬

‪The flat is destroyed in the beginning of the episode, signifying that the rest of the story is fake?‬

‪Maybe...ok if we are in John’s mind, it would make sense that Sherlock saves him from a completely impossible trap that also involved his brother and sister - John has always been scared of Sherlock’s origin/trauma but he believes so strongly that Sherlock is his savior (I was so alone and I owe you so much)‬

‪Are pirates and/or Victor Trevor queer coded? I don’t know I’m just wondering. Either way VT looks exactly like baby John lmaaaaooooooo so subtle

‪Eurus’s explanation about deep water is just a cover for the casuals, like it’s the show trying to tie it all together from Sherlock’s perspective when they’re concealing that we’re really just in John’s mind‬

‪John says “You gave her what she was looking for. Context.” does this support my “they’ve been together for a while now” theory? ITS A MAD WIDDLE!‬

‪Who the fuck is Uncle Rudi, did he put Eurus away? Why does it matter?‬

‪“If I’m gone, I know what you could become.” WHAT THE FUCK!‬ WHY THE FUCK! WOULD SHE SAY THIS!

“‪there’s always one last hope‬”

‪When they’re rebuilding the flat does it signal that now the show can get back on track?‬

‪The ep ending without a cliffhanger is like...almost a cliffhanger in itself...it’s a super meta cliffhanger bc it’s out of pattern so it signals that something is wrong....THE FUCKING LEVELS MAN‬

[djemsostylist]

I watched Captain Marvel...and I think I hated it.  A Review

So like, I really hated Captain Marvel.  Well, hate’s a strong word I guess.  But given what it could have been, and what we were given instead, well.  It’s better than Gagnarok, which is faint praise, I suppose given how much I despised the last Thor outing.  

This movie had so much potential.  So. Much. Potential.  Because they actually had the bones of a good movie.  The casting, as per usual for Marvel, was spot on.  They created some really interesting characters who weren’t actually cliches like they very easily could have been.  And the idea of an origin movie that merely exists for its own sake, especially this late in the MCU lineup, is an interesting one. 

Thing is though, this one...well, it sucked.  And I think it’s entirely because of the writing and directing.  It read like a YA version of a Marvel movie.  And it’s the first time in a while that I read reviews and thought “What am I missing?”  Most of the round-up that I saw prior to the movie claimed that Sam Jackson and Ben Mendelsohn were a delight, the humor and nineties references were subtle and delightful, and that the whole movie didn’t force things on you but rather allowed the moments to breathe.  Even here--the majority of the people I follow are gushing over the movie and the relationships and the subtle building of Carol’s backstory and I’m just like....?  Because I got none of that?

Fury, as a character in this movie, makes literally no sense.  He seems a whole lot more like Sam Jackson than Nick Fury, and if this movie was attempting to show us how a young and bouncy Nicholas J. Fury became the jaded leader of SHIELD, than they fucking failed.  Fury cooing over cats and completely trusting aliens makes no sense, and rather than have him grow over the course of the movie into the Nick Fury we see today, he does...none of that?  He was frankly kind of obnoxious, and the amount of moments he dropped a not so quippy one liner the writers desperately wanted us to laugh at made me actively irritated by the end. 

Maria was a fascinating character, or she could have been?  She and Carol are wingmen test pilots, working under a female scientist developing cutting edge technology.  She’s a single mother in the military with a precocious young daughter and together with her best friend they’ve made themselves a family.  Her best friend is then killed in a horrible accident gone wrong, and she...actually I don’t know.  I’m assuming she left the Air Force perhaps because, like Sam Wilson, she had a hard time finding a reason to stay in.  At least that would be what I assume.  And maybe she always thought Carol survived and the Air Force covered up something they shouldn’t have been doing and maybe she took a quiet retirement in return for not asking questions, and maybe she always wondered what happened the day that Carol died.  I don’t know, really, since they don’t ever really allow her to do much of anything except tell Carol who she is 5 times and then suddenly decide to go into space because her daughter told her to.  We were robbed of Maria, is what I’m saying, and I think they could have given us so much more.  (Give me a story where Maria takes the retirement and the payout and moves to Louisiana but never really stops looking for answers because Carol wouldn’t just have died like that and one day she digs too deep and she runs into an Agent named Nick Fury who was looking into something too and together they discover what the Air Force tried to cover up all those years ago.  Frankly, I feel like this should have been the plotline that Earth had sans Carol, but I digress).  

Carol’s team was criminally underused.  Gemma Chan, Jude Law, Djimon Hounsou (and those other dudes)--they had virtually no part.  And it could have been fascinating.  Carol was with them for 6 years.  6 years.  That’s a ridiculously long time actually.  And she has a life there.  At least, we can assume?  She appears to have an apartment (or quarters), access to public transit, etc.  She is close to Jude Law (I refuse to call him Yon Rogg bc that is a fucking stupid name), and she is also, again ostensibly, close to his team (hereafter called Kree Team 6).  The scene with them boarding the plane for their first mission together (which totally did not feel like that at all) was interesting, and a lovely glimpse in to team and the dynamics.   I liked seeing how they fought together, their ethical views (they go out of their way not to hurt the locals/refugees, which we’ll get to later).  And I loved the look into Kree society--it felt more real and grounded than any of the alien societies (beside Asgard) that we’ve seen before.  But we get nothing from them.  Like, Gemma Chan has 3? lines?  Hounsou has maybe 2?  And Jude Law 100% feels like he was supposed to Mar Vel (and likely her lover?) before someone, sometime after way too much of the script had been written, decided not to go that direction.  Which leads me to the next question, of why not?  Because Carol doesn’t need a love interest? I mean, sure I guess, but Thor, Steve, Bruce, and Tony have all had a love interest, and I don’t think it detracted from their stories?  Like, Tony still has his bond with Rhodey, Steve obviously has his with Bucky, Thor is still codependent on Loki.  Would Carol being in a relationship with Jude Law prevent her from having an equally or more important relationship with Maria?  Like, I would have loved for about half the movie to take place with Carol still with the Kree, if only so that we could have felt something of Carol’s relationship and connection with them, which would make the revelations that much more crushing when she does find out.  Like, how much worse is it if Carol has an actual life with them (which has likely only been a little bit shorter than the amount of time she’s been in the Air Force) only to find out it’s all based off a lie?  Only, it wasn’t totally a lie because she had friends and a home and a job and a lover and a life which she wouldn’t have had if they hadn’t taken her, and yet.

I loved Carol.  Or at least, I think I did?  Reviews kept whining that Carol was brainwashed half the movie, which sure, but she was no Bucky Barnes.  And I loved that.  I loved that she has awful nightmares that wake her up and make her seek out her lovermentor to spar, but she is still herself.  Like, she isn’t deadened and unemotional and tormented.  She’s happy and scrappy and sarcastic and goofy and bouncy and a little bit of a hothead and she is still herself.  I loved the scene when she looks at the guy over the newspaper, the sly little half smile she gets when she says “Heroes.  Noble warrior heroes” like she knows she’s being a little bitch and she loves it.  I love that when she knocks on Jude Law’s door at 2:00 in the morning he can’t even pretend to be irritated with her.  I love that she banters with her team and loves her powers and isn’t afraid of dying.  I loved who Brie Larson made her in the spare few moments she had between the awful directing and the horrible lines and the things that didn’t really make sense.  I can’t wait to see her in Endgame, and much like I did with Hawkeye in Civil War, go “Oh, there’s Carol!” because she had been hiding behind a shitty plot and horrible dialog and suffocating directing for far too long.  (Also, I loved her costume and her design and the mohawk is beautiful, and her powers aren’t OP at all.)

Like, imagine if the movie is divided into Carol with the Kree slowly realizing shit ain’t what it seems and the other plotline is Fury and Maria trying to find out wtf is going on, and then they meet up in the climax to take down the bad guys.  We get to know Carol, Maria, and their relationship to each other and everyone else.  Imagine if we didn’t have to guess at literally everything.  And imagine if, in the end, Carol leaves, not because she has to guide the fucking Skrulls to a new home, but because she’s functionally immortal now, and what kind of a life does she have with Maria and Earth any more?  (Like, the movie doesn’t address this at all, but I mean, this is a Thing.  Whether it’s because she’s Kree (wtf did the blood transfusion do?) or because of her powers, she is immortal now, yes?  Or as immortal as Thor or Steve, theoretically.) 

The thing is, the Russo’s and Markus and McFeely are really, really good at taking little things and tiny moments and making us know and understand backstory, and showing us how relationships grow and develop in the things we can’t see or don’t have time to see.  These writers/directors...are not.  They suck, frankly.  Who is Mar Vel, what is her relationship with Carol and Maria, what was Carol’s life like in Kree land, why is Maria retired and living in the Bayou, why is Fury on uppers, how did Carol become a Kree, why did they give her the disk control thingy and why doesn’t she take it off, what did they tell her about her past, and most importantly, WTF with the Skrulls and Kree.  How did you manage to tell us how to feel to for an entire movie while also telling us nothing at all.  (Also, The Russo’s and M&M are good with continuity while still writing new things, while these people, are, again, not.  Like, don’t even get me started on the Tesseract.)

And then, okay, when the Kree Team attacks that first planet to save their operative, they are all super specific about making sure the locals don’t get hurt, they protest the innocent, etc.  Gemma Chan immediately pulls up her rifle when they say they are just civilians, Jude Law goes out of his way to put up a shield to protect his dudes and NOT hurt the locals, and he seems sorta grossed out by Ronan and his zealots.  So...wtf with the “all Kree all evil murdered who kill babies and the Skrulls just want to be with their families.”  Like, it’s so fucking tired.  A twist for twist sake, which if you didn’t see that coming...well, that’s on you.  I’d be much more here for “everyone sucks a little bc people can suck sometimes” rather than the shlocky bullshit family reunion I was forced to endure.  The Skrulls were fucking insufferable frankly, and the entire reveal with Talos and the Skrulls from then on was like an embarrassing episode of Stargate.  

And look, I’m not opposed to humor in Marvel movies. I’m not, I swear!  I legit loved both Antman’s, Peter always fills my heart with smiles, and Sam Wilson refusing to move his seat up made me legit cackle.  I don’t like when I feel like the writers spend an entire movie nudging me in the ribs with increasing brutality while screaming “Isn’t it FUNNY THO???”  Because no, dear writers, no it’s not.  And yes, yes I do get the jokes, but good god could we have a minute?  I mean, by the end, the jokes were literally being telegraphed a few 30 seconds before they dropped.  (The Kree scanning people--Cat, High danger level.  I bet Fury’s going to be...oh yeah, hahaha he is a nonexistent threat isn’t that hilaARIOUS?  No, it’s fucking stupid.)  

It was, frankly, awful.  I hated it, so much so that by the end I couldn’t even muster up enough of a Give a Fuck to care that her callsign was Avenger (and I fucking LOVE callsigns) or care that the stinger had all of my children.  I really didn’t.  This movie was so fucking disappointing because it didn’t have to be bad.  It really didn’t.  If they had hired competent writers and directors (I should have known when they hired the Tomb Raider lady this was going to be awful), they could have made it work.  They really, really could have.  And they didn’t and everyone loves it and I’m happy because shitty butthurt fanboys are being legit gross about this and I want them to be crushed by money, but.  I want the next movie to have better writing and better directing because it’s what we deserve.  I don’t want to have to keep settling, because it’s good enough.  

[deepdrearn]

My First Ultra: race recap / long distance musings

I woke up from the sound of the rain on the roof. Hard rain. Ugh. Can I still cancel this?

But as soon as twilight set, I got up and dragged myself to the washing facility of the campsite. I was completely aware of the Dutch weather when I signed up for a race on November 10th. I'd signed up anyway. I'd trained for months. I got J to drive and camp with me here last night. I was pretty invested.

An apple syrup sandwich and a half later, we took off to the start, to arrive an hour early. Which gave us plenty of time to get my bib, a coffee, and three nervous trips to the van to get some thing I forgot. The other runners came in one by one. Mostly middle aged men and some hipster insta ultra runner anton krupicka styled boys taking selfies. I guess there were about ten percent women, which is I guess a ratio that I'm used to from studying computer science :'). On our way to the start we run into E, a former CS classmate, that had dropped out to become a filmmaker/ultra runner. This would be his first 50k too.

The start is indicated by a modest banner at the edge of the forest. There we go. Me and E do a little catching up and follow the stream of runners. The course is beautiful. So beautiful. Also, it is not easy. Soon we are running in loose sand. There's quite some climbing. Some hard climbs are awkwardly squeezed into the course just for the heck of it. I'm starting to realize that by doing a trail for my first ultra I had added some serious difficulty. But I manage to find a relatively comfortable pace behind two older runners ("We're taking it easy, there's plenty of miles to go!"). I stay there untill the first aid station, where I get out quick with a banana and E.

We read a sign: "The Hell of Heibergen. Have Fun!!". I will soon discover what this is about: there is a hill, and the course has been draped over that hill about ten times. Did I underestimate the vertical gain in the course? Or did they just put all of it in this tiny section? It is easy to miss a mark here and get lost, which obviously we do. A lot. I'm pretty sure I ran at least half of this 'Hell' twice. Because of the detours we are behind the senior runners again. They are way better at navigation than this spoiled google maps generation. The group around us occasionally still takes a wrong turn but luckily there's always someone that sees the course mark in time. I am very glad to be around others to find our way together. Everyone around me is exceptionally friendly. When I trip over some roots, everyone stops to check I'm okay and only continues when I'm on my feet again. There's chatting with other runners and little competition or speedups. We all have a long way to go.

Around 20k, E tells me he wants to slow down soon. I want that too, but not just jet. The course is heavy. More loose sand. I'm tired and I hurt. Soon I don't see E anymore. I have 30k to go and already gave up the idea of a 6 hour finish. The seniors are obviously pros at this and slowly but surely they are running away from me.

A little further I change to the 5:1 run/walk plan I've tried in training. It makes the distance easier to control. All I now have to do is count down the five minutes till I can walk. What I suspected is true: this one minute walk allows me so much recovery that my average speed is barely under the pace that I would be capable of when running continuusly in this state. I keep up with the runners around me (that are not taking any walking breaks).

5:1 is my world. 5:1. Ten times in an hour. I check my watch, not really for distance, but for minutes.

I've ran 30. If this is where the marathon starts, then maybe this is just where long distance really starts and it is also the start of my ultra. Because around this point I am starting to feel a certainty. I know for a fact that my reach of the finish is inevitable. I am getting there. At 20k I was wondering what the hell I had gotten myself into. Now it is crystal clear that I will get through the next 20k. I just can. Not like it's a breeze. My feet hurt. My hair feels like a weird wig tugging my head. It is raining and each time I slow down for a walk, it feels like I'm going to pee my pants. But I can do it. This is one of the most beautiful and hardest things I have ever done.

Runrunrunrunrunwalkrunrunrunrunrun.

Around me are a Belgian guy and a girl in a Rotterdam marathon shirt. Sometimes they walk a minute with me. And if they don't, I catch up with them each time again. It is annoying to notice that I am absolutely not wanting to eat. The thought of food is off-putting and my stomach gets upset from the electrolyte solution. It is incredibly rare for me to have no appetite and even rarer that I have to force feed candy. Definitely moments to remember.  The last aid station is about 8k before the finish. I pee, dilute the electrolyte solution with water and manage to shove in a piece of banana. I walk away with some more banana.

I walk and eat my banana. Fuck this shit. I have already ran a marathon. I get to walk as much as I want from here on. Or so I tell myself. I get a little hypothermic and some fingers loose bloodflow. It is still raining. Running is my only way of staying warm. So there we go.

If I talk to people about long distance running, I sometimes say that with each mile you run, there's a layer peeled off of you. Till there's only the core, stripped of all things unnescesarry. And the world shrinks accordingly. There is no world. Not outside of me and the square meter I'm running on. There is no niceties, no constructs. I am here and I am the world. In all simplicity.

Then two runners pass: "Just 4k to go!". 4k? I was supposed to do at least 7, right? The runners swear their data is on point. Has my GPS been thrown off by the forest, as it has before? Did I unknowingly cut the course? Is their story real? Only 4k to go? This is the weirdest idea, and the biggest mindfuck at this point. But I shrug it off, as an underestimation seems worse than an overestimation. I'm running close to a highway. I've seen this on the map. But where was it? 4k to go? 2k to go? Then there's a sign: "1k to go". WTF? Only one? And I was counting on 4! I take the last few hills. Running down has become a Very Hard Thing, as has climbing. I manage to almost take the wrong turn right before the finish but get corrected by the Belgian guy. I see the finish banner. I see J. There is applause and cheering. There is a medal on my neck. A goodie bag. I hug J and tear up. The photographer catches this moment too late and we do it again. Laughter. I check my watch and see that I have run 5:59:33.

[badbtsfanficreviews]

Hi it’s Disappointed what’s good.

Murder fanfiction! by Min.112

Yeah, that’s the title. I didn’t find anything else.

(ps. don’t hate on the author)

Today I have a fan fiction because I was reading some and I was like hey I can do that! So tell me if it’s good!

Well that’s a good motivation. Judging by the fact that it’s on this blog getting reviewed I highly doubt you’ll hear any good words from me.

Entry start at 8:24

Is this a game?

They were all practicing the dance to idol and they were doing fine when Jin tripped on suga

Suga: WTF keep away from me hyung!!

Jin: omg omg is my face okay

J-hope: okay we go here then here and Jin you go here not near Suga

Jin: okay peasant

-They finish practice a few hours later since then Jin was acting really petty getting easily mad and stuff like that

That’s not how you....do anything.

Suga: let’s go eat

Jungkook: is Suga hyung buying dinner!

You don’t use exclamation marks!!!! When asking!!!! A!!!!!! Question!!!!!!

Jimin: no because your beautiful hero hyung jimin is (whispers to jungkook) you can just call me daddy

What the fuck-

Jin: beautiful please I am not you!

Namjoon: well the definition of bea-

Jin: I am the definition of beautiful who wants to hear a joke

Jimin: me me me me

Jin: why are hyungs so hot...... because they have more degrees!

Jimin and Jin burst out laughing

Tae: can we go now

Jimin: if my oppa wants to (looks at jungkook)

Wait I thought you were daddy???

Jungkook: hahaha look at Suga hyung he fell asleep in five minutes

hahhahhahah look at the obvious stereotyping.

(Suga starts to wake up)

His name is Yoongi. You’re welcome.

(All the members back away and walk out of the building Jimin runs over to jungkook and hold his hand and Tae gives an evil stare)

I thought this couldn’t get worst but it did. I know this is fiction but stop making Jimin into a needy desperate whore wanting JunGkOoK oPpA~~ to notice him and then poor tae tae has to watch kookie getting felt up by another man oof oof the draMa!!!!

Tae: hey jungkook come here for a second

Jungkook: coming

(Pulls his hand out of jimins)

Jungkook: yes oppa

Oh now Jungkook is calling someone oppa???

Tae: why are you and jimin so close I don’t approve

FUCKING KNEW IT.

Jungkook: you know he is just my friend and you know we are more

EXACTLY. TELL HIM.

Tae: go hang out with weirdly cocky Jin hyung then okay

Jungkook: yes oppa

Tae: (blushing) don’t call me that around them

Did you completely forget the fact that he called you oppa twice? Also he blushes because of that? He can tell his boyfriend to stop hanging around his friend with a straight face??? 

(Jin and jimin aren’t there so jungkook stands near namjoon and j-hope)

Oh wow I wonder where they went, i’m soooooo excited because this story is so beautifully written.

J-hope: why was Jin acting so guilty when he walked in

Namjoon: idk maybe he was embarrassed because Jimin walked in front of the queen

J-hope: haha maybe your right but his bloodshot eyes looked miles away

WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.

Jungkook: hello hyungs where is short and cocky

Namjoon: Jimin walked in then Jin did

That doesn’t answer Jungkook’s question.

Tae: ooh what are they doing

Eachother.

J-hope: Jimin said he was finishing a song and Jin just looked really pale and guilty and just left

Tae: wow you can sure talk up a storm

Jungkook: hey the restaurant!!!

Tae: I am tired I think I am going to head back with the rest of them jungkook come here for a sec

What about the restaurant?

Jungkook: yes oppa I mean hyung

Tae: ugh I hate Jimin I might kill him

Listen, hate is a normal thing, but killing someone isn’t.

Jungkook: b-b-b (starts to cry)

Disappointed: f-f-f (starts to cry)

Tae: I am kidding if anyone Suga would remember that huge fight they got in right before practice ended

Jungkook: oh no your right

It’s *you’re.

Tae: good night

Jungkook: bye!

(Tae gets back and gets in his dorm he realizes that Jin isn’t there)

Jimin: Suga hyung how do you sleep so well I have been lying here for a half hour and I can barley close my eyes

Suga: mhm........ good night

Oh wow Yoongi is so funny being his not caring, cold, sleep obsessed self.

Jimin: I’ll go see if my oppa jungkook is home!

(Jimin opens the door and he sees Jin and Tae talking)

Tae: please I know your the queen but I can’t do this alone and your good at hiding things and if I don’t the I wi-

Jimin: what are you doing where is my oppa!

He’s in the dorms????? You know the place all you seven shits sleep in??

Jin: I am right here

Jimin: hahahahaha

hahahahhahahahah laughing my fucking ass off.

Tae: hey we are talking can you go!

Jimin: why is it so secret are you going to murder someone?!?!?

(Jin and Tae give him a cold look)

HA. IF YOU ONLY KNEW.

Jimin: fine I’ll go!......... let’s see oh yeah Suga hyung is home I’ll go talk to him!

(Jimin walks in the room and sees Suga typing his journal entry and it says)

“Today I have this weird urge I want to kill Jimin but you know I might actually do it but you know it is a lot of work so..... I am tired”

Jimin: (in a scared voice) hey how do you feel

Suga: I fell energetic........ I am gunna take a nap

You don’t feel energetic when you wanna sleep.

Jimin: bye then

Jin: ahhhhh I said no I won’t kill!!!

Tae: you bastard you are to cocky petty and self confidence to do anything!

Jin: I am leaving

Tae: ugh finally just go

So from what I am gathering is that Jin and Tae are the major bitches in this household.

(Door slams and jimin sees Jin walk by his door and then sees Tae walking behind him holding a glass metal dagger)

(Jimin looks over at Suga and sees he is only pretending to be asleep and is watching him)(Jimin goes to sleep and the other members arrive)

(Jungkook goes in to tell Suga that he has leftovers and sees Jimin with a glass dagger in his chest and Suga is not there)

Just casually getting to murder. Cool!!

Tae: hey who took my glass dagger!!

Appearantly it’s in your best friend’s chest. Also a glass dagger sounds pretty bitchy since it’s easy to break.

Ahhhhhhhh

^^me pretending to be scared

Namjoon:it must’ve been Suga right!

Here is some things you need to know...

Suga went to sleep on the couch because Jimin was snoring to loud

Tae went to bed around 10:30

The members arrived around 10:45

Tae woke up because he heard all the members and then realized his dagger was gone

Jin was walking around the dorm and he agreed to kill Jimin with Tae at 11

What...the fuck....whAT THE FUCK THEN WHO WAS IT WHAT THE FUCK?????

Yeah so, it’s a pretty shitty fic. First of all, grammar, second of all, how this story even is written in. Obvious stereotypes and tries too hard to be funny. If you’ll do a horror fanfic at least do it right jesus christ.

[rplam]

AFX Showcase 4/22/2019

Going into showcase was terrifying. 

It has just been such an overwhelming semester and things have been moving so fast. It has been so many leagues outside of my comfort zone and so many steps.

>Going to my first workshop? Dancing in front of people? nawh nawh.

>???? Dancing in front of people WHO KNOW HOW TO DANCE???? nawh fuck

>???? WDYM FILMING FOR OUR INSTAGRAM WTF I DON’T KNOW HOW TO DO THIS

>???? pROJECTS?!?J NANI?!?!? SEMESTER PIECE?>!?!?! NANI?!?!?!

>finally, finally we got to performing in front of a massive crowd of people.

IThe whole day, I actually wanted to go home and cry. My anxiety was like KICKING me in the stomach. It was terrifying. A part of me knew I would have to face that crowd but a part of me wanted to run away from it.

So I did what any person in this situation would do: listen to produce 101 and pretend I was a kpop boy. (i wish I were kidding rn)

The nerves were so bad going in. And then we suddenly started our piece and I hadn’t even realized we’d started. I just turned my brain off and followed everyone in and went at it (and it rlly shows that my brain was off omg)

Boys’ semester piece was alright. I didn’t feel too strong about it, but I ultimately concluded that it went “okay.”

In retrospect it was really... not good.

But then our closer. Our closer started playing, I heard the lil “ddung” and something just clicked. 

It didn’t matter how much of a nervous wreck I was during tech rehearsal; it didn’t matter how much I butchered the formation; it didn’t matter if I couldn’t land my jump on time yet.

When closer started playing I felt it. I really felt how much hard work we put into this set. It felt like just like we practiced. And we looked absolutely not-garbage. Of course there were things I didn’t do cleanly, there were parts where I was a half beat early, or parts where my long limbs were like... literally trees (i’m so sorry cynthia i straight up blocked ur face). 

But the sheer sense of just pride for KPG that I felt performing was absolutely amazing. I literally landed the weird flying jump kick thingy (didn’t look good, but landed on time) and I just... smiled real wide. 

I’m so proud of all my wonderful teammates. We really out here.

Doin’ that.

I’m sad that a lot of my friends missed it and now my dumbass has to perform again or smth but hey here’s to performance 1/5.