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thejavavoid · 1 year ago

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Greetings, T. C. R. I. This is a warning message. I have power beyond your understanding. I have weapons not seen by mankind. You have tormented innocent creatures. This is a crime that must be punished. I am coming for you, and none of you will survive. -D. S.

I do not know who or what you are, but I have more power than you understand as well. I may only work in a laboratory, but I have seen many things beyond your comprehension. We are not one to be trifled with. If you are something beyond mortality, it would be quite nice to study that as well. We always have room for more test subjects. And I'm sure my superior will be very interested in you should you possess these weapons you claim to have. He too, has weaponry that has been seemingly lost to time. There are many of us in the world. Not just in this city. We are much greater than that. These creatures are anything but innocent. They do not have the capability to understand the concept of torment. If they were to plead for mercy, that is only survival instinct. These creatures are not human and never will be. But please. Continue to amuse me and my master. We could have some fun. -John Kirby Bishop, T.C.R.I Genetics Lab

#THIS IS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY I LOVE IT #bishoproleplay #tmntexperimentau #jjq&a #this is amazing lmfao

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moonpool-system · 4 months ago

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@funnier-as-a-system

#this is amazing LMFAO #cw cigarettes #tw cigarettes #prism subsys (lucis)

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choccy-milky · 5 months ago

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sometimes you gotta lure your overly-studious ravenclaw gf into spending time with you 🥰 📚 ( from 'Every Teardrop is a Waterfall' by Kat_12739 on ao3, GO READ IT!!! the first story is about seb falling sick and still pushing himself/not admitting he's sick until he ends up in the hospital, the second story is about the birth of seb and clora's daughter and seb's reaction to clora almost dying in childbirth, and the third is about dealing with a fussy newborn lewis😭🥹THEY'RE SO GOOD AND SWEET AND SOMEWHAT SAD (not to mention beautifully written) so go check it out!!💖💖 )

#READ SO I CAN YAP TO SOMEONE ABOUT THEM🙏😩💘#the seb sickfic made me realize how much i needed barely functioning and sick seb (but him still trying to be tough)#theres also a part that cracked me up bc at one point seb is so sick he cant even see straight but he just thinks to himself:#eh its fine.... ill just ask ominis how HE functions without vision later🤷 LMFAO #so stubborn...JUST LET CLORA TAKE CARE OF YOU MFER🤺🤺🤺#defs gonna be drawing more from it especially sick seb LMAO but also seb having a tea party with celeste🥹🥹#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #sebastian sallow x oc #sebastian sallow x mc #sebastian x mc #hogwarts legacy fanfiction #sebastian sallow fanfiction #hphl #choccyart #also i was never planning on writing anything about clora giving birth or abt the kids so to be able to read it WAS AMAZING #THERES A PART WHERE SEB IS HOLDING CELESTE AND CRYING AT CLORAS BEDSIDE THAT I NEED TO DRAW😭😭#LIKE SRSLY seb being conflicted and not even wanting to HOLD celeste bc he doesnt know if clora is alive or not... IT WAS SO SAD BUT GOOD #i honestly dont know what seb would do if clora died in childbirth tbh.......i could honestly see him resenting celeste #esp since she looks so much like clora😭😭#LETS JUST NOT THINK ABOUT IT!😃👍#(still thinking about it)#like this line in the fic: “Sebastian hesitated; if this was Clora’s last gift to him he wasn’t sure he wanted it.”#😭😭😭ITS SO GOOD UGHHHHH😭 TY AGAIN FOR WRITING THESE💖IM SO TOUCHEDDD💖💖

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bashzzey · 3 months ago

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oh yeah i've gone webfishing 💖

#this game is amazing and so funny lmfao #having so much fun with my girlfriend in this game teehee <3 #and obviously my first webfishing pixelart had to be Siffrin.. I love them too much haha sorry >:3c #i also am surprised that i got golden manta ray at 10th hour of my total webfishing playtime lmao #webfishing #in stars and time #isat #in stars and time fanart #siffrin isat #isat siffrin #bashzzey arts

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corndog-patrol · 1 year ago

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so yeah, here's a crazy AU

The Good Place/The Amazing Digital Circus- I really don't know what to call it 😂

#tadc fanart #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #tadc jax #tadc ragatha #tadc caine #the good place #sort of #i love thinking about tahani jax lmfao he would be so insufferable (in a good way)

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spurious · 1 month ago

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the dark and intimidating penis tip

The ask about the author including both metric and imperial units in the prose reminded me of the smut fic I read where there was a hex code for the tip of a person's dick. Not in the authors note, straight up in the middle of the prose.

#e18e96, if you're wondering. It was described as "dark and intimidating".

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I have... questions.

#this is amazing lmfao

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arcanegifs · 3 months ago

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x01 - “Heavy is the Crown” ↳ "I know you doubt your merit of your birthright, Caitlyn. There's wisdom in that. But remember: You're a Kiramman."

#last post for a bit bc i will take a short break #arcane #arcaneedit #arcane league of legends #caitlyn kiramman #jayce talis #ambessa medarda #councilor salo #councilor shoola #caitlyn #jayce #ambessa #salo #shoola #type: gif #media: arcane #arcane season 2 spoilers #s2 ep1 #katie leung's delivery in this scene was amazing with this new hardened caitlyn... my jaw was on the floor #and then when cait said shut up i immediately closed my mouth oop LMFAO (also ambessa's face damn she defo notices her potential)#and then jayce hesitating for JUST A LIIIIITLE BIT THERE my heart....... hextech now being used for weapons :((((#ALSO this is so caitlyn she literally just told THE council what she wants to do just like how she does back then in s1 when marcus was #complaining about caitlyn not obeying orders and going off on her own lol #S1 Caitlyn…. who wanted nothing to do with the Kiramman name who wanted to forge a path on her own…#but S2 Caitlyn Kiramman driven by grief anger and guilt #finally accepts her birthright becoming into the woman she thinks her mother wants her to be and accepting a position #thats “befitting her station” as a full on commander and leader for piltover #but is this what cassandra truly wanted?????#Does she truly know what she is shooting for???? An anger fueled revenge tour just to kill jinx???#goddamn this show. fucking spectacular

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cozylittleartblog · 6 months ago

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i would like to share this VERY handy tutorial on drawing cars by the ever-immaculate EtheringtonBrothers (twitter, instagram)

#tutorial #cars #etheringtonbrothers #knight rider #transformers #resources #tagging the two fandoms i can think of who might need this the most lmfao #thank you EB i would never be able to draw kitt without you o7 coupled with my gmod references of a kitt car model too of course #please check out their accounts they have so so so many good tutorials. absolutely phenomenal tutorials. on like Everything ever #i know cars are THE biggest pain in the ass to draw ever so here's where i learned it 👉👉#you still gotta do a bit of thinking but its amazing how much even just this one trick can do for you. it carries HARD

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tadc-harlequin-au · 3 months ago

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He probably hid her sword somewhere she can't reach (the top shelf)

#tadc #tadc au #harlequin au #tadc harlequin au #the amazing digital circus #pomni #caine #caine x pomni #pomni x caine #tadc showtime #showtime shipping #showtime #kinda lmfao #he won't die. probably #I mean it's a metaphorical thread #he's being strangled with love <3

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blitzwhore · 9 months ago

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How dare you be funnier than me on my post

Silly times

#/j #This is amazing lmfao #🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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pianju · 2 years ago

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“the armorer is evil and is working with moff gideon”

the armorer watched the empire slaughter the original covert on nevarro and absolutely refused to abandon her forge out of respect for the dead. she then had to build an entirely new covert from the fucking dust (and paz vizsla, i guess) which probably took her YEARS to do. not to mention, she has had to relocate her entire. fucking. forge. THREE TIMES in the process. she’s also ruthlessly decked imps and pirates (who were hired by the empire) several times as we’ve seen. yes, she’s strict with din, but who wouldn’t be? she witnessed the entirety of the covert lay down their lives for him and grogu. and even after all was said and done, she welcomed din, grogu, AND bo with open arms once they were reedeemed. i think it would be so incredibly out of character for her to be this scheming mastermind working for the empire. she’s someone who embodies such strong heart and discipline; she’s an amazing representation of their strain of mandalorian culture. tldr: don’t EVERR talk about my WIFE that way.