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[fadelbison]

akajshdhfjdjssj okay so it wasn’t even half real for him 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[malibuklaus]

[kindahoping4forever]

5SOS: dun dun dun, dun dun dun, dun

[alteregozowie]

“CHIRP.”

"Wow Velvette, you look......much different. As in your face. And.....your voice is too."

[adrasteaeydiate]

,, That guy's a hoot, I'll remember him...anyway'' 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

LITERALLY

[acapelladitty]

-anon who sent the first cornfucking ask Listen it wasn't supposed to get this far. It was just a thing my partner and I came out with through a shitpost. We may not be together anymore, but I still can't believe the corn has outlasted us

The funniest thing is, I follow a nsfw creator who sometimes blogs about their kink life and corn featured in their play a few times and it truly planted the seed. Plus, Crane corn-fucking jokes are as old as the man himself, so when I saw the prompt from ye I kinda felt it was destiny 🤣 Love is fleeting, kinky bdsm corn fucking is eternal xx

[giggly-squiggily]

KaraEitaGiri is my new favorite thing ever

[copiousloverofcopia]

Omg, that post about the Papas' white eye being reflective like a cats, imagine seeing glowing eyes in the dark and when you turn on the light it's just the papa's who all coincidentally were stealing snacks from the kitchen at the same time

[cinamun]

Nobody:

Me, a plus size woman: I NEED A JAYCE IN MA LIFEEEEEE!

Also, "meet me in the bedroom when you're done" That man is STUCK 🤣

Jay's brain record scratched as soon as she walked in the kitchen. Jay said he want two thighs and two breasts in his combo meal. Jay said baby I was just about to bake you a few CAKES. Bro said just the tip.....

The screen door over there lookin like

[sunlitsorrows]

ADRIAN

[polycharismas]

grandma reminded me i have a future i must decide for myself Day fucking ruined

[fitzrove]

Normal person spotify wrapped

[gravedangerahead]

@emospacechild @cheer-me-up-scotty

69. Corra e Olha o Céu, by Cartola

Give me a number between 1 and 100 and I'll tell you what is the corresponding song in my Spotify Wrapped playlist 🎶🎶🎶

[crownedinmarigolds]

My husband thinks he's so funny he just said "sit on his face call it labia majora's mask"

[alteregozowie]

A bottle of wine, one of Beelzebub's finest bottles that she's sent to Lucifer before, appears on the the radio demon's desk. It's not of the sweet variety but it's still rather good and also very strong. A fancy note appears next to it and it says in neat, fancy handwriting 'Congrats, deer man! Enjoy the wine, no blood in it so Michael is good to drink it too. Hurt my brother and I'll destroy your soul in the most painful way that you can't even imagine~ :D'

That's not terrifying at all.

Although, it is a nice bottle of wine though.....

"M-Michael? Your brother gave us wine so you could drink it too-"