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I need to make it publicly known I have a new love/hate for the Ithaca Saga just cause, I can't help but wonder and would you fall in love with me again, awaken and reawakened so many emotions in me. I just think it's extremely disrespectful.
#epic the musical#epic#epic the ithaca saga#for the record#this is all mostly a joke#i will live and die for this saga#and the musical as a whole#jorge rivera herrans#but seriously#awakened my repressed abandonment issues#and daddy issues apparently#that's just rude
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Surely, surely there are spells that dust, clean, scrub bathrooms, wash clothing? House elves can do it with a snap of their fingers, wizards can do it just as easily with a wave of their wand.
So why do house elves clean dorms and do laundry at Hogwarts? There’s only one explanation:
It has nothing to do with how easy the task is, and everything to do with it actually getting done. In other words, teenagers.
Living in dorms with other teenagers.
At some point in Hogwarts history, there had to have been teenagers running around in three week old uniform shirts and genuinely not realising it was a problem.
Like, it had to be bad enough that someone decided it was enough of an issue to call a meeting about it. House elves have been washing Hogwarts uniforms on a nightly basis ever since.
#House elves in the kitchens make sense#food being the primary exception to Gamp’s Law#but the rest never made sense to me#this is all mostly a joke#like we’ve all been teenagers and puberty is rough#shoutout to anyone who’s ever walked into a year 8 locker bay and made it out alive#anyone who went to a co-ed high school#*shudders*#let’s spare a thought for the poor Hogwarts kids with no guidance#a dorm of boys with no present parental figures to suggest they maybe try showering a bit more frequently for the next few years#also who’s teaching them to shave?#like are they all running around with those little sparse beards?#until they go home for the holidays and hopefully have a living father figure to show them?#that seems like a bit of a gamble given the survival rate of parents in the wizarding world#Hogwarts#Harry Potter#marauders era#marauders
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Having issues with thinking about how parking would work when it comes to a street in the omega timeline
Realized it's not MY omega timeline, and I shouldn't be the one thinking about it
Threw the work to Icarus because I am frankly not good at deciding between the omega timeline being capitalistic or an utopia
#multiversal ask blog#god i love cocreating wirh other people#throwing the work to the one who will actually do it#brilliant /j#this is all mostly a joke#but i did realize i have no actual clue how icarus imagines the omega timeline#i just know how *I* imagine it#which seeing that unlike Icarus I live in a country that mainly prioritizes pedestrians in architecture#theres a reason for me to throw the thinking work over to him
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First meeting
#stobotnik#doctor ivo robotnik#agent stone#sonic movie universe#i hope you all are noticing what i'm doing with stone's clothes specifically#white shirt pre robotnik black to fit his goth boss then colors when ivo starts wearing red#also i know we all like to think robotnik hated being assigned an agent but i present to you:#he sees it as a symbol of status kinda. stone hates being here#it just feels right to me. it's not that robotnik thinks the agent will be useful at all#he's just pleased that he got one#everyone else has an assistant why shouldn't he?#this ties to a very very stupid headcanon i have#and it's that robotnik's blood type is O negative#HEAR ME OUT he would hate that. he would hate being an universal donnor because he doesn't care about saving lives of humans ew#but then stone is also O negative so that means robotnik can receive blood from him if necessary#and that's mostly the reason why he was chosen to be his assistant#ivo is too important to die! and O negative blood isn't that common#Stone knows but probably no one told robotnik#then of course imagine stone getting injured and needing blood and ivo is like wait i can do that it doesn't matter what his blood type is#you get the point#i think. i'm pretty sure there was a point#oh well#oh the no hr joke. they're a shady goverment organization i don't think they treat their people that well#that being said maybe robotnik's treatment of stone was the reason they had to get an hr department who knows
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look what you did to him some work for a yarnaby animation i'll hopefully finish!! this is all i'll share for it until it's done
#im pulling out my energy from back when i made those fnaf animations#i need to go all out on his backstory#because no one is talking about it#he's mostly a joke in the fandom when i think there's a lot to explore#im not sure this needs one but just to be safeee#flash warning#flash#flash tw#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 4#yarnaby#poppy playtime animation#poppy playtime fanart
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That's how it went
#tma#the magnus archives#tma podcast#magpod#mag 160#tma spoilers#tma s4#tma season four#jonathan sims#elias bouchard#my stuff#thats all i could think of after hearing elias talk abt jon being an archive#all jokes aside it makes me so sad and crazy to think abt it#like theres a lot in tma about losing ones humanity#and jons choices surely contribute to him losing it as well#but for the most part its him being dehumanised by others#well mostly elias and his plans of creating an archive of fear#jon going from 'a person having a position (the head archivist)' -> 'a person being a position (the archivist)' and finally to 'a position#(an archive)#its just so sad#and the fact that it ties with him losing bodily autonomy and being viewed like an object instead of a person#im dead on the floor crying#okay im done sorry#tma shitpost
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What comic is the bottom left image of springtrap from? (On the post where you say why you draw him blocky)
It’s from this comic!! A very normal father son reunion
Og post here
#ask reply#I still love this comic#THE backgrounds how both Springtrap and Michael looks??? perfect peak love#I gotta do more jokes around fnaf 3#mostly because I love the setting of Fazbear frights itself!#a fnaf horror attraction in universe is just so cool#phone dude is cool#I love how Michael was probably at Fazbear frights for awhile too#seeing phone dude says ‘welcome back’#and the survival logbook just heavily implies Michael was writing in it during that game#with all the foxy drawings repping Michael and all#ITS JUST overall a cool location with many interesting details#maybe I should draw Hudson and Michael being coworkers sometime#all three phone dude Hudson and Michael being buddies pff#no promises but imagine 🩵🩵 maybe 🩵#shout out to fnaf 3 enjoyers 💚
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tumblr users making the same post about how deadpool and wolverine fucked in the honda odyssey
#deadpool#deadpool and wolverine#wolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#poolverine#i'm mostly joking but the amount of posts i've seen that all say the same thing is more than i can count
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one is a very interesting character to me. with most of the lore still up in the air as of the time this is written, it's hard to be sure who exactly she is; or, who she was. today, i want to take a closer look at what we have her character and try to figure out what that "was" could've looked like.
first, i'll start with what we know.
above all else, one is controlling. whether that be in a literal sense, when one influences the world and events around her, or in an emotional sense, when it comes to manipulating others in order to get them to agree to her deals.
in tpot 13, she tells basketball that something they have in common is not liking when things don't go their way. this makes sense for one; every little thing she does is planned, prepared, controlled. she knows the steps people will take before they even take them, she knows every move she needs to make to get under people's skin, and she knows how to make everything go according to plan.
but what about when it doesn't?
in tpot 17, it's as though that control slips. things don't go her way. she isn't nearly as put-together, nor is she calculative or patient enough to even try putting up her persona and coaxing donut in the same way she has with her other signatories. her room seems to reflect her state of mind, scattered and disorganized. she's not stable enough to think of a way to convince him, or even think to hold him down, and her lack of control in the situation gives donut more free will, the ability to reject her deal, and, more importantly, the ability to fight back.
this act is something so spontaneous, so unpredictable, that it causes one to snap and immediately try to grab this control back. she becomes blinded by rage and attacks him, yet her scare tactic only shows more of her weakness: one can't handle feeling powerless.
although she's stronger than donut and was more than willing to show him that, her behavior also seems to stem from a point of insecurity. being disobeyed, treated not as an all-powerful being but instead an equal - or even a lesser - is her breaking point. obviously anybody would be mad over getting kicked, but it's clear something deeper must've been triggered in one in order to get her that manically angry.
where did this need for control come from? how does this tie into her past?
to know this, we should first look at another key detail of her character: her deals.
on first glance, one's signatories don't have much in common. they're easy targets, people with weaknesses that one can easily find and exploit, with not much other correlation. but upon closer inspection, a pattern makes itself clear in every single person that one took into her room.
when fanny joined death pact again, she was taught to abandon her own beliefs and objectives and instead prioritize preventing death. for a while, she obliges by this, even as it causes them to lose challenges and causes her friends to drop out of the game like flies, until she decides she has enough of it and rebels against the others and their beliefs.
ice cube was used as a pawn of sorts by freesmart, a replacement for members that were held to more respect and value than her. her and the others always did what they were told for the alliance, and when she eventually splits off from freesmart, she is almost immediately coddled and controlled by book, still completely unable to speak or think for herself before she eventually snaps at book and leaves altogether.
basketball was completely complacent in bfb, her only feature outside of her loyalty to 8-ball being her empathy for others. this shines through in tpot when, even despite their differences in personality or team, basketball looks out for others more than herself, but nobody else listens to her when she tries to voice the problems she's seeing. this complete disregard for basketball and what she cares about is what causes a downward spiral of events beyond anybody's control.
gaty and two became attached to eachother very quickly, becoming almost codependent in a sense. gaty gives everything she has to two, and her willingness to stay in the hotel with them, to keep them happy - their willingness to keep her there because of their attachment - only puts her in more danger, and ends in them being separated for good.
it's stated outright by one that donut puts others over himself, even people like pencil and their mess of a team. he chooses to be selfless, a voice of reason, a leader that holds the team together despite the chaos it always brings in its wake.
her deals that weren't shown to us onscreen tie into this as well:
bomby, since his debut on bfdi, has been used as a weapon or tool by all of the people around him, mistreated and hurt and never taken seriously despite the fact that he tries to be strong and independent in the later seasons.
bell's privacy is treated as a joke by both the narrative and the others, and struggles to be left alone without help, help that more often than not isn't provided to her.
needle spent so much of her time in bfdia trying to appease others, which led to her being easy to take advantage of. she literally played on two teams at the same time in order to make everyone happy with her, but she eventually decided that she was tired of being used and left these groups, turning against them and deciding to win for herself.
barf bag's autonomy being tampered with started an apocalypse that changed the way she viewed herself and caused her to avoid her team for a brief period of time because she didn't want to be seen as a monster. in that same episode, her nightmare involved people doing things that she couldn't control and influencing her in ways that she couldn't stop.
what do you notice about all of these characters? all of them were overshadowed by others, either by prioritizing them over themselves or by being taken advantage of. all of them want to be recognized, respected, and heard, and despite that, all of them lacked one thing: control. if they wanted control in their lives, they'd have to fight for it, if they wanted power in their lives, they'd have to snap to get people to see that they deserved it. and if that weren't the case, the world around them would snap for them.
one seems to be very, very familiar with this kind of person. familiar enough for them to be her only targets, familiar enough for her to know exactly what to give them and exactly what they want to hear, familiar enough to suggest that this kind of person is much closer to her than just a means to executing her plan.
familiar enough that it could also very well suggest that this kind of person was one herself.
now, we really have no idea what one's past looked like, but we do have a crucial detail given to us by six in tpot 17: she was supposed to be gone.
this implies that one must've done something, something so bad that it made the other algebraliens decide to get rid of her for good. could this have been something ongoing until they decided enough was enough, or was it something bigger than that? had one, perhaps, snapped, the same way we saw her do when she was tested in tpot 17, the same way we saw multiple of her signatories do when they were tired of being pushed aside and looked down on?
in tpot 13, one expresses that she does have power, "but not enough." while this could easily be read in reference to her plan, it also hints at how she looks at herself: her power is not enough. one is not enough.
she needs two's power because she can't reach her goal without it. she needs to become something bigger, something more, in order for her to feel like that's enough for her. being obeyed and looked up to by her victims makes her feel powerful, like she's more, like she's enough, having constant control makes her feel like she's enough, having everything she wants handed to her makes her feel like she's enough, because maybe, she never had that.
maybe, one was just like her targets, selfless and almost complacent at times, observant enough to spot the issues others were having, even if she was the only person who did, even if none of the others took her seriously, even if they pitied her, treated her as a lesser, and acted as though she had no power in her own life.
and all of that lasted until she decided that everyone deserved to be a little selfish - it's only fair.
she became tired of giving herself and not getting anything back. she became tired of being looked down on, tired of not having control - all one wanted was control for once, and she would get that whether they liked it or not.
and that frustration was enough to make one snap and do something that earned her imprisonment in the moon, which only served as a painful and enraging reminder of how they saw her.
she was going to get out, and she was going to make sure that nobody ever looked down on her again.
for now, this is all theories, and it's a bit rough, but i appreciate you guys for sticking around this long !! lets see how well these theories hold up.. if they do.. at all.. um
#longer read than i thought itd turn out to be but its okay forever#bfdi#battle for dream island#osc#tpot#one#one tpot#tpot one#?? should i tag the other people that get mentioned in this#i analyze them but theyre not. the focus#ill leave it alone. For Now#character analysis#analysis#theory#but thats just a theory.. a. tpot theory. is that joke still funny at all#idont know now im just bullshitting in tags cuz ive been working on this for 2 hours#and i dont even know if it makes SENSE#UGH#fanart#ok the.others mostly for reach#bfdi fanny#bfdi ice cube#bfdi basketball#tpot basketball#bfdi gaty#tpot gaty#bfdi donut#bfdi bomby#bfdi bell#bfdi needle
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The club of Parentified Daughters Who Ran Away From Home To Become Sexy, Unhinged Men is an admittedly small one. But if you're out there Dick Grayson, Dean Winchester, Viktor Hargreeves, Hanzo Shimada, Nicholas D. Wolfwood, ,,
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A fortunate ending???
HAHA SUCKED IN
APRIL FOOLS!!! don't worry tho, the real final part to this arc will come about in the next few days, this just felt right at this moment.
#noco family au#total drama#total drama noah#total drama cody#total drama noco#total drama mike#total drama dave#total drama raj#total drama sierra#total drama harold#An Unwanted Replacement? (OMG! Two Codies!!!)#but yeah just like I said before the real final part will be out in a few days#I mean Australia is ahead of time by like MILES compared to the rest of the world so#I mean its still April 1st in like. Most of the world still#mostly in the US and Canada#that's what matters#I love having adhd I love only feeling motivated when I'm in a constant state of stress and give myself fuck all time to do large tasks in#some parts look a lil sloppy but that's mainly cuz I finished this at like 4am#but hey#having shit time management has its moments#you start off doing a halloween special sorta thing#and finish off with an April fools joke#double whammy#oooh this is gonna go down well methinks#at least it'll be interesting idk
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re: [this post] / [this post] and thinking about the "usually depicted with unnatural or semi-unnatural eye colors" club
#pjo#riordanverse#percy jackson#annabeth chase#alabaster torrington#alabaster c torrington#luke castellan#hazel levesque#nico di angelo#piper mclean#my art#video#nico is only borderline in this category i mostly just needed another character to put there#and i wanted to make a ''the void stares back'' joke + death sibs yippee#if he gets an ''unnatural'' eye color its usually just as pitch black as possible which is why i included ''semi-unnatural''#cause hazel is also kind of similar category where most people give her more of a light golden-brown if they get funky with it#versus highlighter yellow like Kronos or Luke. so also works to put them next to each other. it all works out#anyways i just wanted to do a silly since ive been doodling jokes about pjo characters with funky eye colors recently#scopophobia //
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I’m the world’s biggest hater of the Katelyn is a redhead headcanon. Like ‘oh Aaron and Andrew have the same type teehee 🤭 ‘ No! No they don’t. It doesn’t work thematically!
Katelyn represents this desperate need for normalcy that Aaron has. He wants to stay under the radar, he wants to finish up college and have a steady career as a doctor, and he wants to be with this nice bubbly girl he can be vulnerable with. Neil is literally more fucked up than Andrew, and that’s part of his appeal.
Also, like, Neil and Aaron are the character foils out of these 4 characters. With the complicated mommy issues and the trying to lay low and the similar bitchy attitude. He’s not dating a version of Neil, he IS Neil. (And Katelyn and Andrew are the ones with I-Can-Fix-Him complexes)
#maybe it’s not that deep but it is to ME#sorry 😔#(Im not the arbiter of hcs do what you want obviously)#(also that last bit was mostly a joke I don’t think Katelyn and Andrew are all that similar)#andrew minyard#aaron minyard#katelyn mackenzie#all for the game#aftg#neil josten
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Today marks the one-year anniversary of my first ever piece of Mr. Puzzles fanart!!! Here’s a redraw to celebrate :)
God I can’t believe it’s already been one year of this guy taking over my life… can we kill him with hammers (lovingly)
#shoutout to this guy for RUINING MY LIFE /silly#no but jokes aside#I’m genuinely so thankful that this character has lead me to such a loving and supportive community#you guys ROCK#like aside from a couple not-so-great moments I’ve mostly had a wonderful time in this fanbase#thank you all for being so supportive of me and my dumb little projects and for sharing yours with the fanbase too :) 💖#My art#mr puzzles#Mr puzzles smg4
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I personally get the feeling that Bernard and Dick would not get along very well. They're friendly, ofc, but they send eachother' little glaces out of the corner of their eyes they cannot be in the same room together, they are too much alike and that unsettles them.
Bern takes one look at him and thinks 'oh ur a happy guy? Comedic relief and a backbone to the family? Depression station over here, be so fucking for real rn.' Dick looks at Bernard and muses 'hes such a sweet and caring guy, ready to defend anyone at the drop of a hat....... i bet has some serious repressed anger issues I don't like him.'
Like them bitches know the game and thus they're projecting hard onto the other. But are they wrong? No, no they're not.
#getting around to posting my random drafts#dick grayson#bernard dowd#when dick's in a 'i will sacrifice all of myself and boundaries over and over until there's nothing left for my family' competition#and his opponent is his little gay brother's fuckass ex-cultist bf#i say this with so much love#this is mostly a joke#but y'all see it too right?#timbern#timber
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#on all levels except physical I am George Harrison#eat your heart out Jim from the office#the beatles#paul mccartney#john lennon#mine#george harrison#ringo starr#your father and i are getting a divorce#beatles funny#incorrect quotes#'I don't want to go up on the roof'#I'm mostly joking but he has the worst case of RBF I've ever seen
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