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electryone-moon · 1 year ago
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Surely, surely there are spells that dust, clean, scrub bathrooms, wash clothing? House elves can do it with a snap of their fingers, wizards can do it just as easily with a wave of their wand.
So why do house elves clean dorms and do laundry at Hogwarts? There’s only one explanation:
It has nothing to do with how easy the task is, and everything to do with it actually getting done. In other words, teenagers.
Living in dorms with other teenagers.
At some point in Hogwarts history, there had to have been teenagers running around in three week old uniform shirts and genuinely not realising it was a problem.
Like, it had to be bad enough that someone decided it was enough of an issue to call a meeting about it. House elves have been washing Hogwarts uniforms on a nightly basis ever since.
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hawkeshep · 1 month ago
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kinda sucks that I couldn’t play datv long enough to see the solavellan reunion but oh well
#I don’t remember what the last straw was but I had a realization like#“why do i have to pretend im not playing a game from my favorite franchise in order to even remotely enjoy it?”#and that’s truly fucking bullshit as someone who has loved this franchise for years and given bioware sooooo much of my time money#and devotion. it doesn’t feel the same and none of my choices matter and things I was hoping to get resolved from past games more often than#not didn’t even get mentioned or were shoved under the rug in an easily missed codex entry#the fact that solavellan is in my fucking VEINS and I don’t even have the motivation to trudge through the rest of this game is telling#I should’ve known after what they did with andromeda they’d fuck this up#but if they made the game for the old fans the new ones wouldn’t throw money at them so alas#*johnny silverhand theme starts playing*#where is my nuke#any time I start to talk about this I start calm and it finds a way to upset me enough that I get actually angry#remember when I was a bioware brand embassador hhhahahahhshsjsa wait I still am#I cannot promote that shit anymore#I’m typing all of this with a lucanis pfp because I don’t hate the characters I hate how they were written if that makes sense#datv critical#I’m just SAD ok#stuck between wanting to play dragon age when I want comfort and knowing that I will never get a conclusion to any of the points brought up#dai wasn’t perfect either by all means but jesus christ at least it had consistency#anyway play cyberpunk 2077 for clear skin#shut up kenna#IM IRATE NOW. FUCK#I’m not even like… like I am truly at my core not a hateful person. I am not a hater#but this game is truly 100% grass fed grade A ass#ok i’m done
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xxplastic-cubexx · 4 months ago
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Had to explain to a friend today that No Really I Swear Magneto And Professor X Are Friends And Like Each Other Thats Canon And Real
#snap chats#i forget thats not common knowledge fkPWSJAKA#the domino effect of this convo was so funny tho#i made a joke about if i had 3k i could buy two marvel statues#and so my friend kayla went to go look at magneto ones and then she stumbles upon shirtless pics of him#and amongst that collage theres pics of him and rogue which Of Course prompts the question ‘snap what the fuck is this’#and As Neutrally As I Could i explained what thats about and. The Cacophony Of Disdain LIKE I SWEAR I WAS A NEUTRAL PARTY EODSKSKSK#dont even get me started when i explained the Charles Jr. lore to them dkaPSSKSK def played a part in me beginnin to explain The Cherik Lore#BUT YEAH so after that funny bit i was talking about how 97 repopularized the pairing and my other friend was like#‘wait magneto lives at the x mansion now… him and rogue already seems ooc but…’#so THEN i got into the lore of cherik and he was like Oh Shit I Really Missed A Lot#LIKE GIRL IF I KNEW ID BE ASKED ABOUT THE DEPTH OF CHARLES AND ERIK’S ‘’’’FRIENDSHIP’’’’ TODAY I WOULDVE PREPARED A SLIDESHOW#i tried to be as In A Nutshell about it as i could but Man…. so fuckin funny 😭😭😭😭#bombshell after bombshell i was in stitches really but also getting to explain magneto/prof x lore to friends.. awesome…#he was like ‘damn i missed a lot i gotta catch up..’ understatement of the century girl i had never locked in for a convo so hard before#on that note we mentioned rivals and kayla was like ‘hey did you know hes a LORD MAGNETO now’#and her boyfriend be like ‘oh shit really- wair why am i surprised no duh’ LIKE ???? EXCUSE ME. ACCURATE BUT STILLEKDKSKS#and he was like ‘so do you play anyone else’ and when i said wanda and adam he was like ‘oh wanda makes sense- magneto’s daughter and all’#LIKE OK WE GET IT I LIKE MAGNETO !!!!! FUCK !!!!! I LIKE WANDA TOO DAMN#and then ofc he mentioned the rivals rumors about charles…. Loud Sigh… i hope he gets added one day…#ANYWAY!!! my laptop inexplicably shut down todya and wont turn back on !!! fucking uh oh !!!!#esp cause i wanted to launch my comms again today but my comm files are on my computer….#i hope it sorts itself out tomorrow luckily i dont need my laptop for the rest of the day but still…#this happened to me months ago so im praying and hoping i dont have to get it fixed or god forbid replaced#i fr have no clue why it couldve shut down… all them damn tabs open tbh…. anyways!!! heres to hoping 😭😭
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clownery-and-fuckery · 17 days ago
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I just finished Tales of the Underworld.
chat what was that. what. what happened.
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kismetconstellations · 8 days ago
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"Allura... I love you. I have for a long time. I wanna be your family. Earth can be your home, or-or anywhere you wanna go, it doesn't matter. I would follow you across the universe." "You truly feel that way?" "With all my heart."
Bonus:
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#Lance McClain#Allura#Allurance#OTP: I would follow you across the universe.#Voltron: Legendary Defender#Mine.#All I want is to fly with queue.#This scene is so good... !!#Can we pretend that this episode was the series finale and nothing after it exists?#Being a Shiro and Allura fan is such a miserable experience.#You get to watch your favorite characters essentially be tortured until they die#with RARE moments of happiness and reprieve in the mean time#but never any true healing.#This is the closest that Allura gets to any sense of true happiness#to a balm being applied to all of the pain that she's carried with her since Episode ONE#and I just want to live in a delusional bubble where it's able to last#and she doesn't spend the rest of the series mired in guilt and grief until she kills herself.#Let me live in a fantasy land where Allura and Coran become a part of Lance's family and Lance's siblings are the aunts and uncles to Lance#and Allura's half-Altean babies.#And Shiro is the babies' godfather because he is VERY much isolated and has no family anywhere in sight and desperately deserves to feel#loved and appreciated and get to heal too.#And Allura gets to live among her people and revive their culture that she was so desperate and repeatedly narratively punished for#wanting to connect to.#Queen Allura and her Prince Consort Lance and their most trusted advisor Coran.#THAT'S the ending the characters deserved!#Not a senseless hateful “tragedy” in a show made to sell toys to seven year-olds!
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wackywatchdotcom · 30 days ago
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i will say im not super invested in the idea of the show giving us too much information on c&a. like itll be super cool if we find out about it! and im sure itll be relevant information if we do but i think the information we get is going to be not super indepth, because im not sure itd match the tone of the show? its less about mystery and like The Lore and more about the characters and examining how different characters respond and have been responding to the environment set up by the show
(it WOULD be fun to learn more details about c&a and i AM curious i just dont think itd actually enhance much abt the show itself, and as such, i dont think its super important writing wise for the audience to learn about it either)
that SAID i do ascribe to the idea that ALL of the cast members worked for c&a before the ended up in the circus, no exceptions. i dont really know how say gangle or zooble wouldve ended up there, but i feel like they all ended up there one way or another. and i think most of the cast doesnt talk about their life in the real world bc its gone and theres no reason to dredge it up (or theyve forgotten it or most aspects of it), but it does make it fascinating that not even pomni, who has the least reason to avoid these topics at least early on, broached the subject of what in the WORLD is c&a UP to. it literally is never brought up ever as of ep 4. which makes me think the company was probably always super shady in some way to the pt that its employees were kinda desensitized to the idea that its c&as fault that horrible things happen
#tadc#i do think any discussion or reveal abt c&a is gonna have less to do w lore#and more abt like... the role that exploitative companies have in the harming of their employees#we see a little bit of it in how gangle has been affected by the same concept in ep 4#and i think theres hints of it in caines character but not enough for me to make a super concrete point about that#point being that i think c&a isnt going to be much of a 'literal' figure in the show so much as what it represents#hence why i dont think well actually learn too much about it. bc itd be kinda pointless and redundant#circus discussion#i think the way gooseworx has described abstraction honestly ties into it#its one of the first pieces of like. 'trivia' (i guess it counts as trivia??) i learned that gave me this feeling w c&a#'you get stripped of every bit of individuality you have and become something completely unrecognizable'#really leans into the idea. also makes sense why gangle being back in a job she had in the real world#would be implied to bring her so close to abstracting then really#i think in general the show is very much centered around people reacting to a bad environment and how different people like. Survive That#and c&a as a company epitomizes that. the circus is an extension of it after all#everything that happens in the circus is the responsibility of c&a#they dont need to tell us about c&a the circus does enough#and it serves to add a grounded element to the setting. cus like yeah theres already many elements drawing from real life#but the idea of working for a shitty company that treats its employees horribly is like. thats smth very grounded in reality#theres more i could go into on that front but i was drawing oc concepts so ill stop this post here#OH YEAH#and also i think the lack of discussion from characters generally implies that they know minimal about what role c&a played in this#so i think it also makes sense for the audience to not see this. pomnis confused abt the setting first and foremost and is adjusting#but the rest of the cast has no reason to question something they know they have no answers to#and if they did talk about it it wouldnt give anything to the audience anyway#except maybe kinger? but i feel like he doesnt actually... have the answers that one might assume he would#certainly involved in some way with c&a computer science wise but we dont even have confirmation of what he specialized in#just that it was computer science. he literally couldve just been the guy who made sure the servers were running at all and thats it#i feel like well never know but apparently pomni being an accountant is relevant so? who knows? maybe we WILL learn about their jobs!
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nobodybetterlookatme · 2 months ago
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Anyway after thorough research, I can confirm that I am, in fact, not a big fan of the snow ahsjakskla it was really cool for like an hour and I was having a fantastic time, but the novelty wore off quick when it melted into my clothes lmaoooo
#not snz#might use it in fics tho#now that i know it's not something everyone made up to gaslight those of us who have lived places it doesn't snow our whole lives LMAO#i still think the rain is sexier and more versatile but snow has a cute vibe to it#anyway we did like a fake ass 'hike' lmao idk where tf we were tbh but we were Walking#it was a fucking struggle bro i was fighting for my fucking life#like i thought hiking in the mud was bad but this was something else#and it wasn't even a real hike like it was mostly flat 😭#also turns out none of the clothes i own are good to wear in the snow#crazy concept who would've thought that the clothes of someone who's never seen snow once in their life wouldn't be good for the snow#i had my thick ass jacket i wear to my ranch hand job in the winter/when it rains but that was Not Enough#i did have the sense to bring my parka that i had when i was a swimmer bc that shit is water proof af#and it did help i guess but i looked fucking stupid 😔#anyway we had all rented out like? a house? a cabin?? so we could all stay together#so we spent a few hours outside then went in and made food and played games and watched movies#so that was cool i liked that vibe#it was really pretty but man once you realize you're wet it just all goes downhill lmaoooo#got to snuggle with the boyf tho so that was nice 🥰#also why do men do the things they do ahdkaksks they started wrestling on the floor while me and the other girl were just like 👁️👄👁️#like i used to be included in wrestling matches at the station before it got banned so i know it's entertaining for them but i don't get it#honestly a bit unnerving knowing that i could never stand a chance if it was fr and i don't like to think about that for too long#but man idk what it is about this breed of men wanting to tackle each other to the floor lmaoooo like what instinct is that#also we threw snowballs at each other and that was fucking primal LMAO like i understand that one#and then a few of us built snow people while everyone else was working on making just a massive fucking snowball#so yeah i had a good time but I'm so fucking glad it was only a couple days bc i couldn't deal with that for long lmaoooo#loooooved just sitting inside and looking out the window tho like that was peak#anyway we left early on monday and came back late tuesday and i had emt work today#or yesterday technically bc it is ✨️ 1 am ✨️ lmaoooo#and i have a full schedule for the rest of the week with various activities/obligations so no time to rest for me until next week lmao#here's to hoping i survive ahsmkakz
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arson-09 · 1 year ago
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My personal Theory/Headcanon for the seasonal courts in acotar
I like to think that the seasonal court’s actually do have seasons, its just not as varied as normal seasons.
for example (i will be using our months and for reference i live in the northern hemisphere)
Spring- During the typical spring months (march-may) its very well. spring. Very average spring temps at 50-60 Fahrenheit, lots of spring showers but low humidity, very misty in the morning. Now in summer (june-mid september) it gets a bit more humid, temps peaking at probably 80-ish, theres less rain-showers but when it does rain its very dramatic storms. Fall (mid september-mid november) is similar to typical spring, its the period where plants start to ‘die off’ and stuff starts fresh. it gets a bit colder but never super cold and humidity goes back down. Winter (november-february) is the coldest with lows in roughly the 40s, its very foggy in the mornings and early afternoon.
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teddypickerry · 1 year ago
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the red flag in me wishes the father is not logan, not jess but the wookie.
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ominouspositivity-or-else · 23 days ago
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i don't struggle with my sexuality. my sexuality struggles with me.
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thenotoriousscuttlecliff · 5 months ago
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Missy was literally Clara's stalker and yet some people will try to convince you that the Spymaster was obsessed with Yaz because he talk to her that one time.
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pardonmydelays · 1 year ago
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taylor swift lyrics that keep u up at night?
*takes a deep breath*
remember looking at this room, we loved it cause of the light now i just sit in the dark and wonder if it's time.
(oversharing in the tags)
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coconut530 · 6 months ago
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Wrap it up!!
Thank you Jewel Ham
#Spotify#Spotify Wrapped#Spotify Wrapped 2024#Sleep Token#The Crane Wives#The Score#Gorillaz#Private Island#The Magnus Archives#The Magnus Protocol#Malevolent#Malevolent Podcast#The Penumbra Podcast#Spire#Syntax#Spire Podcast#Well. Here again#I mean after June it was kinda no contest#Like I tried to get Gorillaz up there and I did but they should’ve been 2nd#But it's fineeeeeee bc the eepies are at the top. as they should be. 2 anonymous British bands at the top that's a win#I felt like I listened so freaking much and it was like way less than last year what was I doing last year pft#Well I had a month long thing to go to this summer so I guess there was that#WHERE WAS THE GENRE SECTION. I wanted to know.... it's funny I say I'm bad at categorizing my music taste and I am but I want this...#the past years I've been monitoring this (2020 to now) my genres have gone from 113 to 35 to 15 to 14 to idk#like the decline made no sense to me. maybe they mean like new ones but like. I felt like I explored. ESPECIALLY this year#I never listened to any metal/prog metal before ST but now I have#So glad Silent Running stayed up there. The rest being ST is so funny. They were the songs I got into first so I listened to them the most#If Atlantic @ Red Rocks 2024 was on there ough Atlantic would've probably made it top. Sleep Token release a live album I dare you#I'm happy with the year overall!! I listened to so many musics and fell in love with the medium all over again#See y'all next year!!
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shyfurby · 6 months ago
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Sorry, I'm really thinking about Davy Jones and Calypso now.... Like... The longing... They were okay with waiting x amount of years to finally see one another again physically. The gender of it all, both of them being humanized concepts... The asexuality of 1 day upon land 10 years at sea. I could do it....
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dunadaan · 6 months ago
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I found an old journal from 10+ years ago and remebered I wrote down some of my OG Créa bg ideas and world building and it was SO amusing to look through bc I was only JUST dipping my toes into tolkien and had NO clue how to navigate lore. I had decent ideas to build on but it’s sooooooo funny being like “damn wtf is this girl this doesn’t work at all” and is somewhat embarrassing but still makes me smile and see how far I’ve come.
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creepyscritches · 2 years ago
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