#this is all bad

[theglidingbat]

For the first time this isn't me talking good about a comic and what I LIKE.

You know as I usually do.

This one is me being a hater for once like the majority of comic book twt.

So. Let's begin with All star Batman and why it sucks ass

These are just my opinions btw. It's okay if you like it I just think it's shit.

FIRST OFF!!

Completely got the deaths of the graysons wrong. Was this an attempt to parallel the trauma Bruce faced because if so it's really fucking shit. Like extremely shit. How is the mafia going to make this look like an accident? Which was...I dunno .....a very key point in Dick's backstory? Why he became robin and sought out to prove Tony zucco was behind the murder?

Also I just don't see a point in changing the way they died. If it was for making a parallel then again, PRETTY shit attempt. Both watched their parents die and fall to their deaths and that's enough you don't need to bring this in. Again this is me trying to find a reason as to WHY he would do this. If anyone knows feel free to correct me.

EXCUSE ME??? I MEAN DO I EVEN HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING ON WHY THIS IS MISCHARACTERIZATION AND JUST REALLY FUCKING SUCKY. First of all this is a child who just saw his parents die. Bruce wouldn't just grab him by the scruff and go "okay now fight crime" that isn't even what REMOTELY happens. Why does this even exist. Why am I reading it. This is just THE FIRST ISSUE. AND IT'S SO BAD.

but okay.. I'll give it a chance.

Nevermind this comic gets no chances what the FUCK???? NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

He KIDNAPPED DICK DRUGGED HIM SHOVED HIM IN HIS CAR-

And we're supposed to root for batman? Actually this isn't batman this is a fucking disgusting clone it's not real there's no way this is real- it's painful to read actually.

He says this after smacking him. THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN HIS FIRST THOUGHT. I WILL-

Did they really just try to make Bruce the most asshole person on earth because that is NOT BATMAN.

Ugly ass bitch-

Ahem.

So let's continue with this fake ass Batman

Does the writer like...hate batman? And this is such an out of character thing for clark to say, what do you MEAN!?? Clark is the one who got Bruce's back who believes and understands his reasoning and fucked up little brain.

He would NOT say this.

She would not fucking- you know what this is all already down the drain it can't get worse right?

So it got worse-

Babygirl you are insane and cruel and need to be put into Arkham.

....the mysoginy is SO PAINFULLY Evident who wrote this crap. Like seriously what the fuck??? Hello?? Bitch??

There is only ONE scene I like but even that got ruined by bruce punching dick instead of just telling him what he did wrong.

The ONLY panel I actually chuckled a bit at that's it. Even this whole sequence was insane and horrible.

Moral of the story? Don't let Frank Miller right shit he's horrible.

[kamikazeonwings]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[gongyussy]

good thing from jp twitter this week is queen of old man yaoi michiru sonoo discovering the term old man yaoi

update: somehow it got impossibly more wholesome

quick translation: おかえり: welcome home あ 終わった 終わった: ahhh, it's over! it's done! コーヒー? お茶?: coffee? tea? コ~ヒ~ ありがと: coffee, thank you~ ネクタイレア★★ ネクタイ取るレア★★★★: seeing him with a tie on, rarity level ★★, seeing him take a tie off, rarity level ★★★★ にあうな~: it suits him~

also please do follow: AraigumaSha: sensei's twitter account marureviere: maru, who does such valuable work highlighting bl manga for an international audience

[sweaters-and-vertigo]

they could never make me trust cops

[noodles-07]

to be fair to Cain if nobody had ever died before and I didn't know it was possible I would probably also hit my brother over the head with a rock if he was being really annoying

[carsonjonesfiance]

A sitting Congresswoman got a gay man arrested for shaking her hand. If you’re wondering what the state of the Republican Party is right now.

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[batcavescolony]

Katniss is such an unreliable narrator. She says "Then something unexpected happens. At least, I don't expect it because I don't think of District 12 as a place that cares about me" girl you deliver strawberries to the Mayor, you hunt and trade for the district, when you fell at Prim being chosen someone caught you, when you went to Prim people parted for you, when you volunteered EVERYONE stopped. Idk how to tell you but I think you're a pillar of the community.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

Welp, if JK Rowling being executive producer and therefore being fully involved in the show wasn't enough for people to boycott, then here's HBO basically saying they don't care JK Rowling is a bigot from hell who literally helped lead a harassment campaign of lies against Imane Khalif in her transphobia and obsession with women being terf's standards of women alongside posting harassment against trans people on twitter at times, they gonna stand by her, while using the excuse, "personal views". Hmm, yes, personal views- that's one way to uh, call what the fuck JK Rowling comes out with a-lot- last I checked personal views do come with consquiences if said out loud....a thousand times in JK's case and still counting....especially if they hurt people, but hey, if it means making another Harry Potter project to milk, just let it fucking be I guess.

[psibiko]

Jayce: omg dude we were so drunk last night! (had 1 mimosa)

Viktor: yeah (was sober)

[criiitter]

:3

bonus:

[dickgraysonmybeloved]

Bruce, High on pain killers: I hate to tell you this, but one of you is adopted

The Batfam: …

Dick: .. only one?

[demaparbat-hp]

Existential Nihilism Squad™

[max-nicoxfandom]

Me looking at fanart of characters being friends who are also friends in canon: *practically in tears clenching my first over my chest* ouhgg they're so friends