#this is all bad

[theglidingbat]

For the first time this isn't me talking good about a comic and what I LIKE.

You know as I usually do.

This one is me being a hater for once like the majority of comic book twt.

So. Let's begin with All star Batman and why it sucks ass

These are just my opinions btw. It's okay if you like it I just think it's shit.

FIRST OFF!!

Completely got the deaths of the graysons wrong. Was this an attempt to parallel the trauma Bruce faced because if so it's really fucking shit. Like extremely shit. How is the mafia going to make this look like an accident? Which was...I dunno .....a very key point in Dick's backstory? Why he became robin and sought out to prove Tony zucco was behind the murder?

Also I just don't see a point in changing the way they died. If it was for making a parallel then again, PRETTY shit attempt. Both watched their parents die and fall to their deaths and that's enough you don't need to bring this in. Again this is me trying to find a reason as to WHY he would do this. If anyone knows feel free to correct me.

EXCUSE ME??? I MEAN DO I EVEN HAVE TO SAY ANYTHING ON WHY THIS IS MISCHARACTERIZATION AND JUST REALLY FUCKING SUCKY. First of all this is a child who just saw his parents die. Bruce wouldn't just grab him by the scruff and go "okay now fight crime" that isn't even what REMOTELY happens. Why does this even exist. Why am I reading it. This is just THE FIRST ISSUE. AND IT'S SO BAD.

but okay.. I'll give it a chance.

Nevermind this comic gets no chances what the FUCK???? NO SERIOUSLY WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

He KIDNAPPED DICK DRUGGED HIM SHOVED HIM IN HIS CAR-

And we're supposed to root for batman? Actually this isn't batman this is a fucking disgusting clone it's not real there's no way this is real- it's painful to read actually.

He says this after smacking him. THIS SHOULD'VE BEEN HIS FIRST THOUGHT. I WILL-

Did they really just try to make Bruce the most asshole person on earth because that is NOT BATMAN.

Ugly ass bitch-

Ahem.

So let's continue with this fake ass Batman

Does the writer like...hate batman? And this is such an out of character thing for clark to say, what do you MEAN!?? Clark is the one who got Bruce's back who believes and understands his reasoning and fucked up little brain.

He would NOT say this.

She would not fucking- you know what this is all already down the drain it can't get worse right?

So it got worse-

Babygirl you are insane and cruel and need to be put into Arkham.

....the mysoginy is SO PAINFULLY Evident who wrote this crap. Like seriously what the fuck??? Hello?? Bitch??

There is only ONE scene I like but even that got ruined by bruce punching dick instead of just telling him what he did wrong.

The ONLY panel I actually chuckled a bit at that's it. Even this whole sequence was insane and horrible.

Moral of the story? Don't let Frank Miller right shit he's horrible.

[sunriseovergotham]

characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that

[sweaters-and-vertigo]

they could never make me trust cops

[almondpiglet]

ppl were drawing mikus from all over so heres habesha miku and her lil twin sibs rin and len!!

[miniaturecatmentality]

guys I just found the greatest video on the internet

[celeste-tyrrell]

is it really true that the average person's pain level is a 0?

[nitw]

i miss the bad guys. like they really took the only good thing about zootopia (furries) and made it infinitely better by Not being copaganda

[goldiipond]

if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app

[chalkrub]

autumnal chill....featuring the girl

[shhhhimwatchingthis]

My favourite underrated thing about Louis de Point du Lac is that he truly is the least curious vampire to ever be made and he does not give fuck about vampires despite being one.

Its Claudia who goes to libraries, reads the folklore, tries to learn as much as she can and pushes Lestat for answers about who made him and where the others are. Claudia says Vampire Pride and Louis says hmmm Vampire Tolerance.

And Louis...truly does not care about vampire history,law, culture. He's never even thought to ask. There are vampire laws?...ok...Lestat never cared about them and he's not going to either, lol. He's broken a few and he will continue to do so. Oh you have a coven? he's not gonna join it, he's gonna do his own thing. but good for you good for you.

the 500+ year old Coven Leader, he's gonna call Louis, Maitre, actually.

He has fire powers? thats kinda cool. he'll learn that but only cause it lets him vent his feelings about Lestat.

Lestat and Armand say the name of the vampire queen in front of him and Lestat straight up says, "Louis has no idea who that is" and do you think Louis cares, outside of the fact that for some reason it means he can't kill Lestat? No! Do you think in the 77 years he's been with Armand he ever took 5 minutes to ask a follow up question? No!

Do you think he will care about Akasha in season 3? Doubt it! Outside of her obsession with Lestat, who is the only person left on the planet he seems to be able to filter Caring About This Shit through

He blatantly breaks the 3rd law and publishes a book about being a vampire and when the other vampires get pissed not only does he not apologise he literally sends them his location and says 'you wanna fight? lmao don't miss'

I love him. Daniel Molloy is gonna need to bring his A game because Louis will not be solving a single mystery next season, nor would it even occur to him to try.

[inkskinned]

the tradwife movement is the same as it has always been - back in the kitchen, back to breeding - it just has better branding.

when i was younger, i hated pink. i was not like other girls. this is now something i'm embarrassed of - this was not me being a "girl's girl."

but it was expressing something many of us felt at the time: i literally wasn't what girlhood was supposed to be. this is a hard thing to explain, but you know when you're not performing girlhood correctly. it isn't as easy as "i liked x when girls liked y" - because there were other girls that liked x, too - but i never figured out exactly the correct way to like x, or to be interested in y.

now there is the divine feminine. this is the same rhetoric it has always been: women are biologically driven to like pink and ribbons and submitting to our husbands.

the problem is that the patriarchy found a better PR team. because yes, actually, i want every woman to have the choice to be a homemaker. i also want her taken seriously for her legitimate home-making labor. i want her to be recognized as also having a job, just unpaid. i want men to have this opportunity, too.

but it is no longer "i made this choice and I love it." instead it is a sixteen-paragraph rant about how selfish it is that my generation isn't having kids. instead it's long videos about how if you feed your children processed foods, you're going to kill them. instead it is "this is what womanhood is supposed to be. i feel bad for any other choices you're making."

the shame spiral is just prettier. it is large houses devoid of personality. it is the implication: if you don't have this, you aren't happy. the solid, everlasting assurance: women are actually supposed to be submitting. this is the default. this is the natural state of things. all other attempts inflict suffering.

but you can no longer say i'm not like other girls. you can no longer reject this image completely. you cannot find it revolting, even if you know that the underbelly is toxic and festering. sure, it is the same repackaged patriarchy. but the internet does not have shades of grey. you should support and reward other women! your disgust is actually internalized misogyny. not because you are seeing a vision of yourself the way they're trying to train you to be. not because you feel her ghost pass within an inch of your earlobe. not because your father will eventually ask you - why can't you be like her?

because they figured out how to make it beautiful: women will sell other women on this idea, and we will find the singular loophole in feminism. sure, she's shaming you in most of her videos. sure, she implies that a different life is obscene. but she just wants you to be happy! you'd be happier if you were listening!

and the whole time you're sitting there thinking: i'd actually just be happier if i had that kind of money.

[mjfass]

New ask game:

Reblog if you want your followers to tell you what your trademark ™️ is. Like, what’s that thing that really identifies you.

[millidew]

his change in career has captivated me

bonus:

[problemnyatic]

"I think this Category of human being is disposable" okay that not only sucks and is fascist but also makes getting you to deem someone to be disposable a simple matter of convincing you they're in The Category regardless of the truth. Also The Category is often misapplied to a vulnerable minority because it makes people like you agree they're disposable.

"Anyone who disagrees with me about The Category of people being disposable is a Category apologist or probably also in The Category themselves" Oh so you're just totally unconcerned with truth or justice or ethics or human rights and just are feeding your bloodlust for the sake of revenge fantasies. got it 👍