#this is a universal truth tho

[elbatsgorf]

baddies are stored in the alto section

[thegirlsarethriving]

just finished undertale. ok i see the vision. i now understand yall's Sans-to-Benrey obsession pipeline. and the Papyrus-to-Tommy Coolatta pipeline

[kylejsugarman]

i think about that one post on here thats like "jesse pinkman has an accent like no motherfucker has ever had" multiple times a day, its shaped me tbh

[ajdrawshq]

i can almost guarantee ive said it before but. he would thrive in a zero escape game

[queenofbaws]

the masses grow quiet as they see someone scrambling to the top of an overturned soapbox in the town square, whispering amongst themselves until they see it's only me.

"oh christ," someone says above the hush, "it's the weirdo who won't stop connecting supermassive games together."

"she's still here?!" another asks, but the question is pointless. of course i am here. i am on the soapbox.

i pull out my megaphone and it lets out a horrendous squeal of feedback. i mostly get it under control (mostly) before proclaiming my truth upon them. "SO I REPLAYED HOUSE OF ASHES WITH SOME FRIENDS THE OTHER DAY," i begin, yelling because i don't really understand how megaphones work, "AND I STILL THINK BOBBY HACKETT AND JASON KOLCHEK BEING BUDS MAKES A LOT OF SENSE. NOT IN THE 'HEY LET'S GO GET SOME BEERS AND HANG OUT' WAY BUT IN THE 'JASON IS THE GUY WHO BETS BOBBY HE WON'T EAT INEDIBLE THINGS DURING BOOTCAMP AND BOBBY EATS EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM TO JASON'S DELIGHT AND HORROR' KIND OF WAY. LIKE IT SUCKS TO WATCH THEM INTERACT WITH EACH OTHER, BUT CLEARLY THEY'RE GETTING SOMETHING OUT OF IT, KNOW WHAT I MEAN?"

the crowd is silent. unblinking.

"SO. ANYWAY. YEAH. THANK YOU," i say into the megaphone. it squeals again, startling me so badly that i fall off the soapbox. i am trampled to death by the masses. perhaps i deserve this fate, perhaps not, but i accept it all the same. my truth must be known.

[jils-things]

i have this feeling im gonna like.... have a phase with every no.rton costume. this is gonna take awhile/j

[soulcluster-moved]

why are comics so convoluted

[stars-in-my-damn-eyes]

More pebbleposting wauuugh

[pocketramblr]

dad for one but with rei...

Could you like, imagine if Rei was his daughter he didn't know what to do with, she's strong and cold but doesn't particularly want to be a villain, and he doesn't much want her to be one either, not in any way that threatens his stuff or her life at least. But then he hears Endeavor's been looking around for a match and he thinks "oh, there's no way he's gonna fall for an ice match right, he knows that would end awful right" but uh he fell for the match and the fake family in need and Rei's beautiful but aloof air, so,,, why not stick with it and see where it goes? it'll be good blackmail material, right? and its not like his daughter has a life of her own, or anything. he can bring her back to the base after and no one is any wiser, and she'll hate heroes even more and- kid?? and a second kid so soon? does she just want to get it over with? well seems like it's working, his underling tells him Touya is having problems with his quirk, but now instead of divorce and setting himself up for blackmail, Endeavor just keeps trying?? now four grandkids?? and Rei, showing her nerves on the phonecall with him for the first time in years, tells him that Touya tried to kill his baby brother and this one actually had the quirk Endeavor wanted and AfO thought impossible?? AfO decides nows the time to collect his family back and gets Touya before he can completely burn up, but Rei realizes she'd rather have her kids stuck with Enji than AfO, so she chooses to burn Shoto's face so Enji keeps him close and sends her away and??? i dunno she just hopes everyone forgets about Fuyumi and Natsuo because they're safer ignored and neglected than anything else???

[elphabasthropp]

SWANFIRE OUTLANDER AU YOU SAY????

first of all LOVE that we all understand The Vision and Genious of this au. second of all you guys really are gonna make me do something w this huh 😂

[paul-simon-juggling]

I asked an AI to physically describe Paul and Art and it is 👌adamant👌 that they are both over 6 foot for some ungodly reason.

[queerofthedagger]

"a messy outline is better than no outline" skill issue <3

[lemonhemlock]

If Mushroom is to be trusted Aegon's cock has been burned off but he was able to feel sexual desire??? HOW💀 does he has a cockroach dick or something? Also who how why when mushroom saw Aegon's cock?? Like literally nobody in the book has ever talked about Aegon's cock beside mushroom 💀

listen

it still works, ok??

[badcountryofficial]

The sucky thing abt being spiritual is is how different it is for everyone. I'm spiritual and have my own beliefs that I'm sure sound kooky but I'm not THAT wacky abt it. I try to get into but then i inevitablg read abt ppl talking abt low vibration ppl and high vibration ppl and those that have Touched Their Conciousness and im like ok maybe it's not THAT deep yall..

[imabiscuitinthousandworlds]

*shaking you profusely* WE ARE MADE OF ATOMS!! ATOMS NEVER TOUCH EACH OTHER WE ARE JUST A TEEEEEENY WEENY BIT OF MATTER AND MOSTLY FORCES HOLDING US TOGETHER! WE ARE TO A LARGE PART ENERGY!! OUR MATTER IS EXACTLY THE SAME A STHE PARTICLES THAT MAKE OUT PLANET THAT CAME FROM NEBULAE THAT FORM STARS WE ARE LITERALLY STARDUST!!! OUR UNIVERSE IS GROWING AND WE ARE STARDUST AND ENERGY!!!!!!

[mantaphase]

me following the tags for my middle school fandoms: wow! now i can get found family on my dash! i love you dreemurr family! i love you glamrock freddy and gregory!

intricate and compelling narratives involving at least six alternate sans undertales: 🙂

ooc daycare attendant selfship content: 🙂