#choir memes

[sidewalk-cracks]

I don't typically ask, but pls rebog and out yourself :)

[kleptomaniac-trans-girl]

The sopranos can be great but they're definitely the golden children

[someone-unoriginal]

some Choir Quotes bc I can

all courtesy of my very serious™ choir director & Co

"don't breathe. Never breathe"

"keep counting until, one day, you are happy"

"they're like ✨pew pew pew pew pew🔫✨"

"no, not short-short, long-long"

"prepare to ✨die✨🤗"

"you don't go up on up, you go down on up"

"you will die weird deaths"

"listen to it again, because it's a ✨moment✨"

"if you do that, i sacrifice you"

"the penguins are back"

"that's ✨enough✨"

"it's as if i'm in the McDonald's drive-through and i'm ready for that cheeseburger"

"the fact that you are vibing to that is a worry"

"It's so. darn. cute 😌"

"that moment must be like you're spreading the thickest peanut butter you've ever spread"

"it's stuff like that that will make crocs fly at your face"

[yeetmeoffthisplanet]

well someone's gotta be the manliest soprano in a choir-

[fromthehouseofgerber]

Instead of “bottom” and “top” or “dom” and “sub,” we should start saying “tenor” and “bass”

[reverieflowers]

"Theater kids are just choir kids who joined forces with the band and strings kids."

[sol-draws-sometimes]

People: OMG YOU’RE SO GOOD AT SINGING! I COULD NEVER BE AS GOOD!

Me: actually, if you practice anyone can be a good singer

Them: But I’m tone deaf!

Me: While some people can be naturally better at being in tone, with ear training practice , anyone can learn.

Them: But my voice is bad

Me: That can be fixed with practicing proper technique (and learning to like your voice)

Them: But I could NEVER be as good as you, you’ve always been a good musician!

Me: I’ve been practicing consistently for 8 years, 11 if you count my very chill elementary choir.

Also me: WHY IS DRAWING SO HARD (has only been doing it inconsistently/ on and off for ~3-5 years)

[elbatsgorf]

baddies are stored in the alto section

[beckmessering]

introducing

Bach: J O H N N E S - P A S S I O N

[silliestsinger]

what its like being a voice floater in a small choir

so my chior has like 13 ppl in it and im a floater with a 1st soprano to high tenor range so i get put EVERYWHERE and here are some stories

constantly asking which part i should sing in warmups

"hey, can you go to alto for this specific part?"

having to move ON STAGE to be standing with my voice part

accidentally learining the wrong part because i forget which one i'm singing

highlighting the wrong line on my sheet music

"WE NEED MORE SECONDS!!! matter of fact, robin switch to second"

SINGING FIRST EVEN THOUGH I H A T E FIRST

so in short i hate being a floater <3 (/hj)

[uselessnesslyness]

I forgot how weird Russian choir music names can be

[cometchasr]

*me, pointing to random people in audience* SEND TO BASS

YOU GET SENT TO BASS! AND YOU GET SENT TO BASS! EVERYBODY GETS SENT TO BASS

[heehoothefool]

Day one of me complaining about not having polls while attaching a silly story

I'm in choir. I sing first soprano within this choir. It is a small choir. There are 3 other sopranos. Another first and 2 seconds.

This is a small choir. The sopranos stand at the front of the room. Bottom row. Left side if you're the professor.

The tenors stand at the back in the top row. This is a small choir.

You will notice if someone is gone.

Both second sopranos were gone.

Cue my professor part way through splitting us up by parts to practice a few measures, "Can I hear just the second sopranos?"

[Silence as me and the other soprano glance at each other]

[Professor stares at us blankly]

"...they aren't here, professor. We're both firsts."

[blondesillyboylover]

Tenors and bass' during the opening:

[sol-draws-sometimes]

Why practice voice(my main instrument) when I can practice my little video game song on piano(not main instrument)

[mangledskull]

Dealing with a severe creative block at the moment, enjoy whatever this is