#Ding! Dong. Ding! Dong.

[blondesillyboylover]

Tenors and bass' during the opening:

[demi-pixellated]

Werehog...

[luoiae]

and now a massive robot dump

[alicearmageddon]

HAPPY ELEVEN YEARS

[faunandfloraas]

fav skz // LET'S FUCKIN GOOOO

[sushi-stims]

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[zwoelffarben]

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[foldingfittedsheets]

So I’m a little embarrassed to admit that when I thought my Switch was broken, my issue with force restarting it was that I mistook the home button for the power button. The advice people gave me should have worked.

When I realized today that the core should have its own button I was able to restart it and everything was fine.

To celebrate, please enjoy a non exhaustive list of other silly shit I’ve done:

When I first started driving a manual transmission car I learned how to drive stick from a single wretched session with my dad where he forced me to start on a hill with my emergency break before I had basic shifting down (I ended up starting the car in third gear on an incline which is an achievement that no one should ever do), and one drive in a parking lot with my buddy Dustin.

Consequently I believed that I must always keep my foot on the clutch when the car wasn’t in gear because no one thought to tell me that neutral counted as a gear.

I drove like that for years, clutch pressed in at every red light. The only reason I ever learned better was my clunker needed a jump and after my coworker had his car hooked up to mine he invited me to stand with him while we waited.

I very hesitantly lifted my foot off the clutch and when it didn’t stall I felt so goddamn silly. Years. I hadn't realized for years that I could be in neutral without the clutch down for years.

More recently I’ve been listening to podcasts in my car. I thought that if I hit the next track button it would skip to the whole next episode and dutifully sat through all the ads.

Then one day I was turning and hit the skip ahead button and realized it only did 30 seconds, not a whole episode. I immediately felt so silly and ridiculous for not realizing sooner that I could fast forward the ads without missing the whole episode.

Finally, the silliest way I've ever injured myself was so stupid that everyone immediately assumed I was lying. I was crawling down the bed toward my beloved in a negative sexual way. Cannot stress enough, there was nothing sexy in this scenario. I'm pretty sure I was pretending to be a cat screaming about licking my own anus. I went to plant my hand on the footboard, I overshot and went somersaulting off the bed, landing flat on my back.

The next day I tried to go into work while moving like a possessed puppet, hunkered over and slinking along trying not to move any muscles because everything was a fiery pit of pain. The managers saw this and called me into the office. "What the hell happened to you? Can you actually work today?"

I opened my mouth to answer and my favorite assistant manager instantly interjected, "And don't lie!"

I stopped and realized that saying I could still work was in fact a lie and got sent home to recuperate. My coworkers were all completely convinced when they heard the story that I'd been up to the freakiest sex shit imaginable and not a single one believed I fell off my bed pretending to be a deranged cat.

[eldstunga]

When the ancient bells of cold iron start ringing...

[jluvswicked2]

“Good news…”

I absolutely adored the Wicked film. From the overture to Elphaba’s battle cry I was an emotional mess. Ariana and Cynthia knocked it out of the park.

[wartoothdecay]

Ok this is way funnier im sorry

[damnyoucully]

Friendly reminder that Steve and Bucky probably have absolutely wild Brooklyn accents. Maybe it’s mellowed out over the years but sometimes, woild, goil, woist, poifume. Cwafee. Wourder. Fugeddaboutit.

[cometblaster2070]

okay but jokes aside the munchkin girl literally just asked "was she your friend" and glinda really just started staring off into space and monologuing like her husband was lost at sea like this was really her ass

brain empty she's just thinking about elphaba right now who tf gives a shit about the munchkins.

[luoiae]

[asynca]

Great news!!! The 1980s JKR is dead ☺️☺️☺️

[faunandfloraas]

a gift for @chanrizard © Farpreeya