#this is a joke hes a beautiful man
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Ok lemme get this straight (figuratively speaking, of course)
David Tennants we find attractive:
David tennants we do not find attractive:
Am I right?
This should be studied
#like... he cant TRY thats not the point#david tennant#good omens#tennant#alec hardy#the doctor#crowley#phileas fogg#tony baddingham#hes gotta be sad and fruity is what im gathering#this is a joke hes a beautiful man
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have you ever seen two people more married in your entire life. please
#doctor who#twelveclara#so much to unpack here.#first of all the banter. just kill me.#the fact that he's helping her students on a regular basis. the intertwining of their lives to a dangerous degree#the fact that he jokes about their season 8 breakup as if that's something they joke about#the hug. THE HUG.#suggesting that physical touch is something they Do now#him admitting he missed her. not a huge deal but meaningful To Me.#the doctor who classic 'im never leaving you!' <- dies 1-3 episodes later. which will never get old#can we return to the hug one more time. insert joke about how i know he takes it from behind. and so on and so forth.#and last but not least the way he looks at her. man. stares off into the distance forever#i always forget about this little moment but it really is such a beautiful one
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#hes genuinely the most beautiful man i've ever laid my eyes on im not joking#also i can't explain it but he's sooooo vampire here. it's the smile and the red lighting to me. also sexiness ofc#thomas ian griffith#terry silver#cobra kai#cobra kai spoilers
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every time i watch anything with him in it (admittingly, predominantly from the Dropout app), i am reminded that Lou Wilson is the most handsome man to have ever lived. like, objectively. he just is. i will hear no arguments for any other person to be ranked higher. Lou Wilson: whose face single-handedly shows humanity can go no higher in beauty. he is THE most attractive man in the world. argue with the wall lmao
#lou wilson#dimension 20#dropout#game changer#i feel compelled to mention this comes from (a) me having had this opinion 5ever and needing it published as i rewatch Neverafter#and (b) that i am on aroace spectrum (im a demi-bi/pan-romantic asexual. mouthful. ugh) so like#the ''hot tingling'' feelings y'all alloromantic-allosexuals get? i dont get those. i feel like this somehow equips me to be#objective while y'all have subjectively biased preferences. dont ask me questions about this flimsy defense. im so objective. all the time#(if you need a tone indicator here: im being sarcastic and joking. i know my queerness does not make me objective. but let me joke about#this because i feel like i am SO RIGHT ABOUT HOW GODDAMN ATTRACTIVE LOU WILSON IS. PUT THIS MAN'S IMAGE IN MUSEUMS TO LAST FOREVERMORE)#how can a man still be hot after voicing Pinocchio. idk. ask Lou Wilson the most beautiful man to ever exist#he's just so stylish and pretty and funny and he has a great smile. A++. put him on the cover of magazines#my post#mine
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in honor of pride month, here's percy begrudgingly admitting he thinks ares is handsome after giving him the most unflattering description
#this is the funniest bi!percy moment to me#why was it necessary to inform the audience that the man u just described was handsome percy 🤨#anyway thing i miss most abt percy is how he used to be amazed by everyone's beauty all the time in pjo#another causality we lost in the war#<- a joke that's incredibly funny to me bc i'm referring to rick deciding percy can only comment on annabeth now#but it also happened after the literal war and therefore seems kinda sad lol#percy jackson#pride#percy jackson is bisexual#percy#min talks pjo
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the sauna robe era: a beautiful saga unfolding before us. we really have gone from "it was matthew's idea to wear them for pregame fits" to "sasha texted them team to make them wear the robes for the preds game"
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DO YOU KNOW HOW FUNNY IT IS THAT BOTH RODDY AND MAFFHEW WENT oh the whole team all thought it was a prank but we still wore them anyways which somehow makes the robe walkin an exercise in trust and love that everyone passed with flying colours god this team is filled with lobe and friemdship
also happy mackie did in fact get ribbed for taking the shirt option his team uncles sure are giving him the rookie experience and also "i wasn't sure if i was showing too much skin or not" on a team
THAT WALKED IN LIKE THIS WITHOUT ANY SHAME. YEAH BUD I DONT THINK THATS A PROBLEM HERE.
the robes are truly a hit amongst the team aka we dont have to use our brains and we just put on a robe its fantastic, mackie maffhew and nosey are on absolutely onboard unsurprisingly
and if you wondering oh what about paul when will we see him-
the answer is a firm NO on both accounts so to those (me) who wanted to see an old man in a skimpy robe our dreams have to be crushed from the getgo but maybe if the streak goes long enough-
#aleksander barkov#matthew tkachuk#gustav forsling#evan rodrigues#mackie samoskevich#tomáš nosek#paul maurice#2425#the sauna robe saga™#beautiful and needs to be archived#also paul says that the boys didnt tell him they would come in robes for the preds game after finland#just that he “heard a rumour” about it#so sasha texted the team and our staff was out of the loop so i cant imagine the utter joy at seeing your players in their robes again#i also was talking to my friend and went “how likely is it that theyve washed those things? like between sauna i can see it”#“but the minute they exclusively wore it for walkins how likely are those things building up funk for the superstition”#and then i completely ruined it for myself because yeah i do think they dont wash em#i love the utter confusion on who started this#maffhew and sasha are one entity#sasha taking initiative to make the boys keep wearing the robes as if maffhew (superstitious man) didnt whisper it in his ear#“you gotta be some kind of superstitious at one point” ←i like seeing my teammates half naked. and also my husband told me to do so.#captain's privilege indeed#but also the whole “whos idea it was” does that particularly change on why some boys thought it was a joke#like if maffhew said it right theyd be more likely to think it was a prank but if sasha said it theyd be more likely to believe-#sorry im still on whos on team maffhews idea and team sashas idea#i will piece this together bit by bit by the power of my own delusion#sauna robes as an exercise in trust and love#but boooo old man join in the fun!!!!!#“nobody needs to see it-” WELL I DO#florida panthers
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i think that gale would be bad at dating in a modern au not because he's a bad partner or has no rizz but just because situationships and talking stages and "you took ten minutes to reply so i'm gonna take twenty minutes" kind of mind games all make him want to kill himself. so he just yearns and aches all on his lonesome writing notes app poetry about a lover he hasn't met yet while waiting for someone more like him to drop out of the sky.
i also think that, given the stories he tells the player, that he was a fucking disaster floozy in his youth. mr you're not my first and i assure you i do fuck + everyone wanted my hand + my munch game crazy + one can't always be a gentleman + i have a million stories where realistically i should not have fucking survived but i did bc i'm #different + 10 step beauty routine and certified spa goer + if i wanted something, i went and got it + reads smut/sex books, was a certified hot girl. and now he's a divorced malewife suffering from third degree yearns. this is real and true
#you may think im joking but when you Listen to him.............. that man has lived a crazy ass life! fuck u mean u did all that gale!!!!#and now he talks about how he needs his beauty sleep and if he thinks about you so much as rubbing his tummy he'll literally explode .#oh how the mighty hoes have fallen......#gale#gale dekarios
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May God forgive me but a Hot Frosty!Steddie AU where Eddie (being a freak) ((and also a little high)) kisses a snowman and unknowingly brings it to life. ☃️ *dodges rotten tomato*
Hey, if you didn’t want Eddie to make out sloppy style with your snowman then why did you make him so hot, huh??? Why did you carve abs into him? Why’d you give him bedroom eyes?! 😒Anyway… as I was saying…
Eddie leaves, accidentally leaving behind his battle vest on the snowman, heading home to Forest Hills trailer park. Dude’s totally oblivious to the fact that he just performed a freaking miracle, shattering almost every law in the known universe, all because he thought a snowman was fine as hell.
Hot Frosty (aka our boy Steve), can’t do anything but think of Eddie. It’s his first fully formed thought he has as his snowy skin melts and gives way to human flesh. When he sucks in his first breath of cold, winter art, he exhales with Eddie’s name on his tongue. His fingers reach up and gently touch his freshly kissed lips. The kiss that brought him to life; the first and only touch of warmth he’s ever received.
Steve’s not wearing anything besides a very worn denim vest, covered in colorful patches—the one Eddie so thoughtfully gave him. Otherwise, he’s naked as a jay bird. Thankfully, being a snowman, he doesn’t mind the cold. :)
He walks around town, approaching the various townsfolk, asking if they know where Eddie is. He’s looking for Eddie. Do you know Eddie? Y’know, Eddie, the one who loves me. The one who kissed me tonight. He needs to find Eddie. Eddie will be looking for him too, no doubt.
Eventually though, someone calls the fuzz on this very attractive, very confused young man who’s walking around the snow bare-assed and bare-footed. Hopper immediately recognizes the battle vest—he’s busted Munson enough times, and he’s always wearing that beat up thing. So he calls up the Munson residence, but there’s no answer. He leaves a voicemail instead, growling at him to come pick up his clearly distressed boyfriend before Hopper presses public indecency charges.
How will Eddie react when he hears the message?! Will Eddie believe hot frosty!Steve’s far-fetched tale?! WILL THEY FUCK?! (answers: Very confused, not at first, & HELL YEAH THEY DO)
#I haven’t seen the movie is this the plot#I saw a TikTok about how insanely unhinged it was and my cavewoman / monster-fucker brain immediately was like#new possible creature!blorbo opportunity?????#stupid and unhinged you say???👀#well jokes on me I like that shit#except I don’t actually want to watch the movie I want to play the scenarios in ny head with my blorbos plugged into it#idk you guys it’s late and I’ve been sick for 3 days#this might be the neocitran talking#but#Eddie looked at that Steve snow man and he said: would😏#time to sleep#steddie#Eddie Munson#Steve Harrington#write Rae write#idk why I have Steve wandering around towns confused so much lately#head empty is a good state for Steve to be in ig#head empty but face so *so* beautiful#himbo Steve Harrington#human disaster Eddie Munson#Steddie headcanon#monster fucker Eddie Munson#creature Steve Harrington#hot frosty#hot frosty AU#Steddie AU#my writing#crack#crack treated seriously
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1800s meme . jpeg
#my stuff#this is a joke#Jax you’re literally barefoot shut ya face-#Katashi’s outfit is beautiful#but had a man from the 1800s saw an outfit like that he would genuinely pass out sdhfhghj#however if there’s one man from the 1800s that would not care it’d be him >v>#he a bit of a horn dog <v<#hotel!jax#hare hotel au#hotel au#tadc au#horror au#tadc#the amazing digital circus#tadc jax#jax#shitpost
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actually obsessed with afo and kudou's dynamic . that panel rlly said kudou symbolically reincarnated just to find afo and kill him this time around llmafoeodkwf just full on hating btwn these two that the universe makes them find eachother again
oh , while we're at it heres some shitposts i did ab them too (theyre so funny istg)
#if yoichi and kudou were love at first sight then afo and kudou are hate at first sight#and i think thats beautiful#just two people who fucking hate eachother nothing more nothing less#the shigaraki twins being interwined w kudou skdkelf#one runs on pure love and devotion#the other is full of loathing and anger#kudou gets both experiences#my hero academia#boku no hero academia#mha all for one#mha afo#all for one#mha kudou#second one for all user#2nd ofa user#2nd one for all user#second ofa user#shitpost#dahlia.txt#oh man i wished i made a joke comic where kudou pulls the 'well im fucking your brother soo' as a comeback to afo everytime he insults him
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POV you just told degrading Genesis he's still pretty uwu
#genesis rhapsodos#crisis core#final fantasy vii#final fantasy 7#genesis#ff7#ffvii#ccff7#project g#jenova project#back to drawing everyone's favourite fiery garbage man#honestly he's the only thing making me want to draw atm#SO HERE WE ARE#anywho genesis is beautiful no matter how ill he is#so hyped to see him in rebirth LOL JOKING I am gonna be disappointed OTL#but an old fangirl can dream#:')
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"MALE" CHARACTERS I THINK WOULD BE COOLER IF THEY WERE BUTCHES. in no particular order
both mario brothers
2. gordon freeman, including all machinimas except for gorgeous freeman
3. ANY wizard
4. bubby from hlvrai
5. the scratch cat, for fun
6. scourge from cats
7. link from totk
8. link from twilight princess
9. this cunt
10. hobie brownfor fun
#my truth#hobie is like everything and anything and nothing to me i think thats beautiful#he HATES labels but he also hates consistency and thats why i think imagining him as anything i want is fun#hes butch hes a girl hes a man hes agender he isnt any of those hes all of those etc. you get it right#hes cis hes trans hes both and neither...#editing to say that none of these are jokes and theyre all sincere#the scratch cat isnt like serious though i just put it there for fun. DOESNT mean its a joke#also fun fact art of butch gandalf big naturals is why i decided to come out as a lesbian#i thought about it alot before but a butch wizard was my breaking point. that was when i knew
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i can't believe jon bernthal still legitimately believes he's ugly when he's walking around looking like this all the time????? buddy, you're the most beautiful man i've ever SEEN
#I CAN'T BELIEVE HE CALLED HIMSELF UGLY ON THE PODCAST#I KNOW IT WAS A JOKE BUT PLEASE#SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU BEAUTIFUL MAN#jon bernthal dont make amhrosina SAD challenge???????#i love him#i cry#also the last picture#pookie#i want him#jon bernthal#the punisher#real ones#amhrosina
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Roy obviously knows that Jamie admires/respects/looks up to him but I like to think there's some part of him that wants Jamie to think he's like. Cool. On some level he's just a middle aged man who peaked in his 20s and craves validation from his cool gen Z coworker. I'm not like a regular coach I'm a Cool coach
#oc#(face straightens immediately)#i think roy was probably bullied at least some at the academy (because he was younger and also super talented) and sometimes with Jamie#who is so effortlessly cool and personable and just has this gravitational pull that will make any room he enters orbit around him#he feels like. idk. inadequate#even when roy was the coolest man in the country there was always this part of him that still felt like it was a joke#this inner autistic 13 year old who never fit in and could never figure out why#like his whole relationship with Keeley he can't believe such a beautiful woman would want to be with him because girls used to ask him out#as a joke or whatever. so he keeps waiting for the other shoe to drop because why would SHE like HIM.#and then when he finds out she's been talking about how clingy he is behind his back he's like I'm an idiot. I'm an idiot. of course.#and it's the same thing with jamie. why would Jamie Tartt (Beautiful Young Successful Footballer Slash Sex Symbol). want to be with him.#he feels like a closeted outcast with a helpless crush on a beautiful popular classmate#is this insane.#roy kent#jamie tartt
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i’m going to ask something that no one is going to like. do we really believe kavik outlived yangchen
#IM SORRY I JUST HAVE TO ASK—#i’ve been seeing all these beautiful adorable arts of ‘old man kavik’ talking to kuruk or meeting kuruk#but yall… yangchen lived to be 150 years old… and she was the avatar… and a master bender#i love kavik—YALL KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE KAVIK—but he’s literally Some Guy. that’s why i love him so much HES JUST A GUY#also i am HAUNTED by the line from the kyoshi novels that’s like ‘two of yangchen’s own team avatar laid down their lives to protect her’#in my angstiest hcs that includes kavik#putting that ASIDE tho. even if kavik lived to be OLD AS BALLS like 120 years old… that’s still not old enough to meet kuruk#DID KAVIK LIVE TO BE 170??????? YALL BE HONEST WITH ME. BE FR#kavik is lao ge confirmed omgggggg#atla#avatar the last airbender#chronicles of the avatar#yangchen#kuruk#kyoshi#yangvik#atlok#kavik#tdoy#tloy#the dawn of yangchen#the legacy of yangchen#i’m just joking folks this is all just jokes no need to come for me on this one—
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Emmrich gives me so much gender envy
#like I joke with my friends abt wanting to be an old man so freakin bad#i want to be an old man when i grow up#but i have been given this beautiful female form#nothing is stopping me actually#emmrich volkarin#emmrich#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv#dragon age veilguard#like in a good way ?#like he#yeah
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