#this is a joke chill tf out

[mydemonsdrivealimo]

another day of not understanding ethan romancers when he is Right Here

another version under cut!!

tags: @mvalentine @cariantha @ofmischiefandmedicine

[simpingforcys]

Oh how I love this man. I adore every part of this man.

I won't lie, my 5-year ago self would be screaming if she saw me now on her knees crying 'why' and all I could be saying is "he silly"

[w1yre]

how it feels to call that one group chat that’s boring asf and either fights 24/7 or doesn’t talk at all

[robinyourcreator]

okay, since Ranni is a capital H capital F High Fantasy Princess, the dramatic proposal scavenger hunt she sends the Tarnished on is *probably* Carian tradition, especially since the item description for the Discarded Palace Key says it "opens a treasure chest passed down to Carian Princesses."

Which actually just makes it funnier that to give her the ring, the Tarnished has to go through: the family dog, Ranni's senile mother, the traps Ranni has left to GUARD her senile mother, the godforsaken lake of rot ON FOOT, an enormous, creepy, human faced magic scorpion from space, and her pet dragon.

While her dad just had to go to confession and pay some indulgences to marry her mother.

[danielhowellscurls]

people in the amazingphil yt comment section being like "take your phan back to 2015" like are we watching the same video 😭

[blossoms-phan]

k wait last thought after I was rudely jolted by a reminder alarm (that I set myself) I think it’s so cute how I’ve seen other people say things like this too but dnp genuinely inspire me to be more silly and whimsical and just like. enjoy life? i know whatever they do or post in a 5 second ig story is enrichment to us and we’re gonna go crazy over it due to the mutual loving parasocial relationship we share but like. when I travel or just go to a place now I don’t like posting on social media even as a normal bc I’ve convinced myself it’s cringe and no one wants to see it but I take little clips like they do now to send to friends or whoever and for memories and after being hardened by the world or whatever for some time it just reminds me to literally never take life that seriously and just vibe and have fun

[vanillaboyfriend]

was trying to watch nick and aiden fear& premo and accidentally clicked nick and malena. jumpscare

[wereh0gz]

Are ppl actually seriously saying Netflix is queerbaiting with the "sonadow" moment in the sneak peek for sonic prime s3 or is it all a joke I can't tell

[girlcalledwhatsername]

Femme and butch aren't your replacement quirky words to say 'effeminate' and 'masculine' stop throwing these words around to describe non queer people geez, there's a culture that belongs to these terms, Taylor Swift isn't 'femme' or 'butch' and she most certainly is not 'a dyke'. When you get so careless about using those words, and often in a fully serious way, about non-queer people, they also get just as comfortable appropriating our words and jokingly throwing slurs back at us. Read the room once in a while

[princekirijo]

I gotta say I was not expecting to enjoy Devil May Cry as a series as much as I am, I'm kinda surprised it took me this long to get in to.

[duchessvultjag]

the amount of taylor swift fans complaining that the ppl who bought up/"stole" the concert tickets aren't even real fans,,, as if someone would drop hundreds of dollars and put up w ticketmaster's bullshit to see a singer they don't like

[orcelito]

minor illusion is honestly the best cantrip for someone who enjoys flavor-text (aka me). spicing up this side rp with some minor illusion work to portray what im talking about more visually. honestly it's a godsend for Fang, who's not the best at words. he can just create some lil illusions to help illustrate what he's saying. and of COURSE im gonna use this plenty. of Course.

[hell0mega]

teachers are not allowed to force you to do the pledge.

in high school i refused to do it, didn't even stand, and none of my teachers said anything (well, except for one. I'll get to that). a couple of them asked about it a few weeks in purely out of curiosity, and i always said "I'm exercising my right as a free citizen to not stand for the flag." all of them who asked did that raised eyebrow nod thing as if to say "fair point."

the one teacher that almost got me to turn her in was terrible in other ways too, but she barked orders at me to stand, and rather than have to deal with protesting, i stood. i still didn't look at the flag, put my hand over my heart, or say the pledge, and I'm sure the only reason why she didn't make me do that is because I'd told her it was my right to not do it and she knew i was right. i definitely would've reported her ass if she'd tried to force me.

it was the only thing i was "annoying" about (per the headline) otherwise i was a pretty good student. i think that helped me "get away with it" lol. but people should know their rights. it was the first and basically only radical thing i did in high school and I'm proud of little 14-17 year old me

[that-tall-queer-bassist]

fingers crossed i didn't just block a moot

[shidoukanae]

Paris Valerian but i redesign his dragon form for funsies based on how i see him=. Not sure if I like this design bc im not a fan of bulkier looking dragons but for Paris I think this works??

Some headcanons about this design:

has a bit of a bull-like look bc I associate bulls with persistence and madness and idk that fits Paris well so if Fian has a “fox” motif Paris gets a “bull” one for his dragon form 

His design is based a lot on how a stereotypically evil dragon would look???? Because imo OG!Paris reads as a massive antagonist and I think giving him a look that fits that vibe in his dragon form works!! Especially because he still is an antagonist in a way (though god does he not read that way lmao)

he’s stronger in his dragon form than Fian is and he uses this to his advantage to bully Fian around whenever they playfight as dragons. That said, it seems Paris is surprisingly gentle towards Fian in this form and never hurts him.

he uses this form to intimidate people into getting what he wants. He’s not used to getting retaliated against while in this form and quickly respects anyone who does so (read: Fian, Lyla and Helene)

the silver scales on his body can glow in the same way his eyes do. Typically, he keeps them dull-colored (see above) but if he feels a strong emotion of any sorts they’ll glow brightly without him meaning to (noticeably: they glow constantly whenever Helene is around for obvious reasons~).

[minqies]

just did my nails ✨ after more than half a year omg !! and i'm feeling happy af <33