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robinyourcreator · 10 days

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okay, since Ranni is a capital H capital F High Fantasy Princess, the dramatic proposal scavenger hunt she sends the Tarnished on is *probably* Carian tradition, especially since the item description for the Discarded Palace Key says it "opens a treasure chest passed down to Carian Princesses."

Which actually just makes it funnier that to give her the ring, the Tarnished has to go through: the family dog, Ranni's senile mother, the traps Ranni has left to GUARD her senile mother, the godforsaken lake of rot ON FOOT, an enormous, creepy, human faced magic scorpion from space, and her pet dragon.

While her dad just had to go to confession and pay some indulgences to marry her mother.

#yes yes the point of the scavenger hunt is to prove the consort is fit for the role and rennala just needed radagon to chill tf out #while ranni needs YOU to be willing and able to kill gods for her and follow her to the void beyond the stars #and radagon had already proven himself by yknow. being god's malesona and conquering caria.#but you see this is what we call a joke. we make this juxtaposition because it is humorous.#robins eldring tag #do i dare put this in the main tags oh whatever #elden ring #ranni the witch

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