#this is a joke btw don’t come at me

[the-lantern-lights]

Parkour civilization doesn’t pass the Bechdel test

[valewritessss]

This fandom is so nit-picky that I’ve seen more criticism on every little thing about wottg (a book that came out 2 days ago) than people saying things they liked about it

Edit: someone has already gotten mad so I repeat this is a joke and not that deep❤️

[tallohallo]

Hello Silas birchtree nation pls take this shitty meme I made in 4 minutes

[solar-halos]

do you think finnick audibly gulps in such a fr way whenever annie gets flirty with him

[mars-ipan]

biggest fear as someone who takes my crushes/squishes/whatever-the-fuck-they-are-big-feelings to the grave is feeling like that about someone who feels the same way about me but also takes that shit to the grave. and neither of us tell the other person and thus neither of us do anything about it forever and ever and ever

[5hrignold]

not even completed and i wrote a paragraph or two But i like them

[daffi-990]

The 911 Facebook fandom is the worst.

It’s full of a bunch of losers who hate Eddie’s stache.

Must be hard being so wrong 😔

[umemiyan]

people will be like “omg body positivity <3 you’re beautiful you would be loved you just the way you are <3” and then criticize individuals who shave their vaginas

[napping-sapphic]

I’m not cut out for even slightly more intense health issues than my usual stuff yall so here’s my will for when i die of feel too bad disorder: i’d like to dedicate my few life achievements to all the sapphics out there and also they can have all my stuff i guess

[j-esbian]

the people i work with are going to drive me fucking insane

[pkmn-smashorpass]

(genuine question) how do you not get the art for the pokemon consistent when theyre all like . on the front page of bulbapedia

Okay so I have a whole autistic system behind it:

-I try to use official art

-I try to use something that isn’t the standard official art cause we see it all the time

-I also try to find pics where the Pokémon looks good

-I have fun finding different official pics! Like ones from PMD or from the anime! It’s fun!

-unfortunately I’ve accidentally used some fanart before cause I thought it was official

-so I’m gonna be more careful moving forward but I still want to find fun art that isn’t the basic standard pic

So that’s it. I could just use the standard pic for every Pokémon on bulba but it’s not as fun to me.

[quicktimeeventfull]

like it has happened to me SO many times that my manager will come up to me and be like ‘can you do this’ and i will be like ‘yes’ bc i can. and the question has been answered. no request has been made of me. so i do not take any further action. but in fact what she meant was ‘please do this.’ & it seems like the obvious solution to this problem would be to treat ‘can you do this’ as a request 100% of the time but it is NOT a request 100% of the time. sometimes she is literally just asking bc she needs to know, for future projects, if our system is capable of xyz. how does one parse this. i’m so confused.

[crossbackpoke-check]

Dude Mo seider was so turned on by those big dudes and loving feeling like a tiny delicate princess next to them.

🗣️🗣️🗣️

WELCOME TO MY THESIS

i like to call it fridge on (emotionally mini)fridge action wherein moritz seider, noted six four two hundred pound man, once described by roman josi as a “big guy”, frequently said to be giant and huge and etc etc etc by mickey redmond, is the Babiest Girl Alive. flirting and laughingly saying “oh nooo don’t get me ahaha stop” while being manhandled by several men!!! giggling uncontrollably comparing his legs to the size of other men’s arms!! making sure everybody knows how much bigger than him joe is!!! if the common theme of all these things just so happens to be making him feel small and delicate that’s just a coincidence he can’t be blamed for that, YOU’RE the one treating him like a perfect princess

[ragazza-paradiso]

one thing that bothers me is when you tell people you’re a fan of eurovision and they just shit on it to you immediately. like if someone told you they had any hobby, like they follow F1 or they like knitting or they go climbing or they’re a big fan of jazz music or whatever else, no one would just instantly shit on it to that person knowing that they enjoy it and it brings them joy. so why do people constantly do this to me?? i’m really tired of awkwardly laughing and going haha yeah. next time i’m just going to ask them what they’re into and tell them it’s stupid too and they’re an idiot for enjoying it.

[the-starlight-papers]

I’m so tired of my physics lab group because it’s me and then a bunch of guys who went to the same Christian high school in the same town as my university and they just talk about guns all the time.

Today one guy was telling a story about his cousin who’s in Communications so the professors are more liberal so she has to deal with them “talking about pronouns and crap.” Same guy has a sticker on his phone that says “I support FREE SPEECH not ~POLITICAL CORRECTNESS~”

Of course they were all talking about the Citadel shooting in Nashville too and how the shooter was trans.

@the-starlight-papers

[raskies456]

tumblr should make a feature that gives you a pop up warning when you’re about to follow a blog you’ve previously followed and then unfollowed multiple times imo