#this is a joke btw don’t come at me
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Parkour civilization doesn’t pass the Bechdel test
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This fandom is so nit-picky that I’ve seen more criticism on every little thing about wottg (a book that came out 2 days ago) than people saying things they liked about it
Edit: someone has already gotten mad so I repeat this is a joke and not that deep❤️
#I get it but like just enjoy the book man😭#be grateful you’re still getting one after all this time#pjo#percy jackson#percy jackson and the olympians#like can we hype this book up!!!#we’ve been waiting for it for so long but when we actually get it all I hear is ‘Rick shouldn’t have done that’ or ‘this is so ooc’#and definitely a lot of ‘we should’ve seen more of this’#and the annabeth antis have already taken up my fy feed#this is a JOKE btw don’t come for me critique all you want#(I’m not really kidding but just in case the nit-pickers get mad)#annabeth chase#heroes of olympus#grover underwood#percabeth#leah sava jeffries#walker scobell#aryan simhadri#pjo fandom#wrath of the triple goddess#the senior year adventures pjo#I have seen good things about it though#and that’s nice#maybe it’s bc I read purely for the vibes and bc I love pjo so I’m not really picky with this book#I have my complaints too but it was even near bad enough to be disrespectful *ahem this is targeted#also u guys say this for every book#like which is it? If they’re always ooc are they actually ooc?#like ofc they can be ooc but this is always the same complaint for every book#i just had coffee even though I know it stresses me out so I’m riled up rn lol
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Hello Silas birchtree nation pls take this shitty meme I made in 4 minutes
#gravity falls#this is a joke btw please don’t come for me bipper fans#Silas birchtree#the book of bill#the book of bill spoilers#the book of bill website#thisisnotawebsitedotcom
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do you think finnick audibly gulps in such a fr way whenever annie gets flirty with him
#i mentioned finnick being a gulper in the johannie fic mostly as a joke#but now i’m in love with the concept#at first i was like this would be in the early stages of their relationship but like#i think finnick is the type to blush whenever they kiss no matter how long they’ve been together#but like do yk what i mean#like obviously audibly gulping takes effort but i don’t mean he does it in a jokey way#like annie will say something like “i want ten million kids right now” and he’d stare at her#and try to think of something to say#but all that comes out is a gulp and it’s against his will bc his brain is literally like ???#correction it would be more like 💥💥💥 no question marks required bc he knows exactly what he needs to do he’s just flustered#like if this was inside out then all the ppl at his control console would be running around in panic as the console bursts into flames#i made way too much of an effort to describe such a stupid concept but. well. yk me#odesta#annie cresta#finnick odair#i’m gulping as i post this btw jic everyone vehemently disagrees w me
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Responding to your last post about proshippers complaining about other proshippers. You didn't provide this option, but I really think it should depend on the content of the ask... And yes, this is a confession blog for proshippers/profic, etc. aligned people. Telling us to go to antiship confession blogs is horrifically stupid and is only going to put us in dangerous positions.
The proship community is not immune from being shitty. There are proshippers who act just like antis. People who think they can change their race and give themselves disabilities are straight up infecting the community as well. There are proshippers who are horrifically ableist against pwOSDDID, schizospec disorders, etc. There are proshippers who straight up use slurs they can not reclaim. There are proshippers who call people the r slur. I especially think proshippers with these disorders (including myself) should have a safe outlet to talk about the toxicity and abuse within our own community without telling us to basically become an anti. Because what the hell???
Of course, I can't read every single anon that you get, but if they are anything along the lines of what I'm talking about here, consider not deleting them. Especially don't tell people to "just become antis" or "just go to antiship confession blogs." That's harmful as fuck.
If anything, these confessions should serve as a reality check that our community isn't perfect. Or serve to remind people that this behavior shouldn't or won't be tolerated in the proship community. Not every self-proclaimed "proshipper" is actually a proshipper, especially if they act abusive, ableist, or harass people like antis do. I will die on this hill.
If you don't want to house confessions about these topics, that's fine. Just say so, and I'll make my own confessional blog where these topics are allowed.
You’re right that there are plenty of people who are proship and also shitty af. It’s something that I’ve both posted plenty of confessions about and have actually even—in case you haven’t been familiar with my blog for a while—made my own post about! It’s like one of just a few posts that I have made speaking directly from my mouth and not a confession. It’s just a post that I wrote about behavior that I hate seeing pop up far too commonly in this community. I literally can’t count how many people I have blocked, which includes not only antis, but also shitty proshippers and pricks who claim to be them while supporting harm caused to others in real life.
You’re also right that you can’t read every anon that I get. I would have much preferred that you even just ask what kind of thing I’m talking about instead of acting like you’re some secret second mod and I’m just some asshole who refuses to hold anyone or any behavior accountable as long as I agree with them on some level.
I really do wonder what you would think about one of the (many with a similar tone) asks that inspired this post.


Do you know how many anons I get with the same fucking attitude and the same fucking insistence that they’re right and I’m wrong and evil, and yet I’m somehow the perfect mouthpiece for their beliefs? What reality check is this supposed to be giving me? Please either stop assuming that everything I say is in bad faith or genuinely try to explain to me what the good content for my followers is in this ask. This is the behavior that I mocked in my post. I also have an old one that I think is somewhere in my drafts(?) where the evil behavior that they’ve seen among a bunch of proshippers that has made them hate all proshippers is venting about harassment from antis. The fake post I made mocking them is an amalgamation of those two, but you only get this one since I’m way too tired to go find the other one rn lol. If someone reminds me, I can reblog it with it later.
Also, I really can’t tell where I said in my post that I would tell these people to go to antiship blogs (other than my reference to a comment where I said that if all that people send to my inbox is how much they hate proshippers and basic proship ideology, then they should probably take that to an anti blog) instead of just deleting the ask, like I actually said in the post. The post that was really more of a way to let off some steam while getting some use out of the Tumblr polls that I practically never get to do anything with. Do you think that the person in those screenshots that I put above is more at home here than they’d be sending this to some anti’s blog?
But like to try to put myself in your shoes, you could’ve been having a shitty day when you sent this, you could be young, or hell, you could’ve seen someone say something similar to my statement recently while meaning this shitty completely different thing. Or maybe you’ve never seen my blog in your life and have no clue what kind of stuff I do/don’t post. My response might sound super defensive, and I hope that it doesn’t, and that I’m not jumping to conclusions, too. I’d hate to blow this out of proportion over what could easily be just a misunderstanding. If I’m being too harsh, sorry. I aim any coldness towards all of these bigoted ideas and the idea that I hold them, and not at you as a person, as I’m willing to believe that you’re an entirely rational person who just misunderstood me and lashed out at me bc of it. But if there is a next time, please try to give me the benefit of the doubt. I don’t ever intend to do anything harmful, and what I said wasn’t intended to imply anything like what you’re saying here at all. I’m not talking about proshippers venting. I’m talking about actual antis coming into my inbox with the “I’m like TECHNICALLY a proshipper, I guess, but I just despise proshippers and think that people who engage with certain types of fiction are inherently bad!!!” So unless you’re one of these people coming into my inbox, then I am NOT telling YOU to go to antiship confession blogs. And if you are… well, then you’re probably not gonna see this, since I’m going through and blocking all of these dickheads soon.
#thank you for answering my real question which was if I should ever use a poll instead of just silently doing things myself#you… made a BASELESS assumption about me that would’ve been proven wrong with. a quick scroll through my blog. and yelled at me for-#something that I DIDN’T SAY(!!!) for multiple paragraphs over this btw#I’ve considered deleting this blog so many fucking times#I’m honestly so exhausted at this point#if I don’t delete it I’ll probably just queue some things and take a long break#so get in your asks now!#not all your fault or anything. just saying it in case I post this and then there’s a long blank period#or if I come back tomorrow like ‘sorry for my outburst 🥺🥺🥺… mod has baby emotions disorder.’#it’s mostly stress over real life events and I haven’t slept in 24+ hours so I’m sorry if anything doesn’t make sense or is repetitive#what tf ever. man idc.#if I do take a break I might be back when my doctor refills my psychiatric meds#she’s out of office rn#sorry if this comes off as rude#your ask just felt really rude with the baseless accusations and the yelling at me and the telling me that my claiming that antis belong on#anti blogs is ‘horrifically stupid’#and ‘harmful as fuck’#but like whatever. you don’t know the asks I’m talking about#it’s just like really rude to assume that when someone posts a vague half joking rant that they are a bad person#I’m gonna try to get some rest I have a huge headache#I’m so tired
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biggest fear as someone who takes my crushes/squishes/whatever-the-fuck-they-are-big-feelings to the grave is feeling like that about someone who feels the same way about me but also takes that shit to the grave. and neither of us tell the other person and thus neither of us do anything about it forever and ever and ever
#marzi speaks#doesn’t help that i am both really oblivious and just genuinely a very affectionate person#so i straight up do not pick up on subtle signals i gotta be told directly#and even then i miss it sometimes#once in highschool a friend at a homecoming game (that they took me to) said that when they took me on a date we’d do xyz together#and i legit thought they were just being friendly and making a joke like they were flirting. because i do that with my friends#you have to sit me down and tell me point blank what’s going on and also confirm that you’re not joking not doing a bit#and THEN i will get it.#so if someone drops hints i will straight up Not !! Notice !!#and then with my shit i’m someone who tells everyone i love them. i go mwahmwahmwah to my friends all the time#so every time i try to indicate that i care about someone in a Different Feelings Than Usual way .#i think it just comes off as me being really friendly. bc i am just really friendly#sighhhh it’s fine it’s fine i’ll just be paranoid abt whether someone is secretly feeling big feelings for me for the rest of my life#oh and don’t get me started on how being aspec complicates this btw. shit’s Stupice
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im booooooorred can they upload
#i was gonna go out today but it’s snowing like so much i cba to drive#i know i rant about this like every day but it’s so much easier yapping to the void than having the same conversation with a friend#this post grad unemployment depression has had me down since fuckin november and it’s going NOWHERE#im so over being perceived at home like#i apply to multiple postings daily i’ve gotten my resume edited multiple times#i’ve contacted so many places for VOLUNTEERING and they’re like oh cool we don’t need anyone right now tho!#LIKE. ????????#i want so desperately to be busy and not have time to think and NO ONE is taking me like#i know people complain about the job market all the time and being unemployed with an arts degree is like an age old joke but#i really think it shouldn’t be this hard. and im talking about retail and grocery store jobs that are rejecting me on the daily too btw#i feel so useless and everyone tells me oh it’s okay enjoy this time whatever is meant for you will come and that’s all fine and good#but it doesn’t make it any easier#ugh ugh ugh sorry i hate complaining about having free time and little to stress about in reality im grateful to live at home and all but
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not even completed and i wrote a paragraph or two But i like them
#theres no credits because the creator said they don’t want this to be traced back to them Idk if that was a joke but#this isn’t me getting back into them btw ive just. been meaning to do one of these for them for ages and never actually have#zoom in shot of my brain and its me hitting them with a broom so they don’t come any closer#bugbo#you can be tagged…. oh imeso evil#odieart
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The 911 Facebook fandom is the worst.
It’s full of a bunch of losers who hate Eddie’s stache.
Must be hard being so wrong 😔
#for legal purposes this is a joke#911 abc#eddie diaz#moustache eddie#I mean losers affectionately btw#don’t come at me being all offended 🙄
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I’m not cut out for even slightly more intense health issues than my usual stuff yall so here’s my will for when i die of feel too bad disorder: i’d like to dedicate my few life achievements to all the sapphics out there and also they can have all my stuff i guess
#i did not go to a doctor yet because i was better yesterday#and it is now worse again!! rude!!#now i have to consider going today🙃#i do have a few general health issues but i don’t ever get sick or anything#so now im an absolute WIMP when it comes to feeling bad#im ready to fight whoever invented feeling bad cause it is not fun!!#also ready to pass away so pls enjoy my objects i love them a lot#you guys don’t get to have my books though please bury them with me as my final request#you can however keep my degree which is useful as tinder or perhaps a part of a decorative stack of useless papers#this is a joke and im over exaggerating and probably fine btw#just some things acting up probably not anything bad or serious#however the only thing im yearning for rn is for this to go away#so probably won’t have enough yearning for women to make many posts#unless i find some in my drafts or some such#idk#but i wanted to post about it since i know sometimes radio silence gets yall worried#so!! im good just going through it lol
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(genuine question) how do you not get the art for the pokemon consistent when theyre all like . on the front page of bulbapedia
Okay so I have a whole autistic system behind it:
-I try to use official art
-I try to use something that isn’t the standard official art cause we see it all the time
-I also try to find pics where the Pokémon looks good
-I have fun finding different official pics! Like ones from PMD or from the anime! It’s fun!
-unfortunately I’ve accidentally used some fanart before cause I thought it was official
-so I’m gonna be more careful moving forward but I still want to find fun art that isn’t the basic standard pic
So that’s it. I could just use the standard pic for every Pokémon on bulba but it’s not as fun to me.
#it feels like it adds some flavor to the blog#but maybe that’s just me#I KNOW it’s the kind of thing that nobody thinks about but me#but it’s still fun#some Pokémon though#they only have one official pic#but I like finding official pics that aren’t the standard one#I’m sorry for using fanart before#but I’m gonna try and do better moving forward#ask#anon#pokemon#pkmn#pkmn smash or pass#pokemon smash or pass#smash or pass#don’t come for me btw I’m autistic#this joke is coming from inside the house
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Dude Mo seider was so turned on by those big dudes and loving feeling like a tiny delicate princess next to them.
🗣️🗣️🗣️
WELCOME TO MY THESIS
i like to call it fridge on (emotionally mini)fridge action wherein moritz seider, noted six four two hundred pound man, once described by roman josi as a “big guy”, frequently said to be giant and huge and etc etc etc by mickey redmond, is the Babiest Girl Alive. flirting and laughingly saying “oh nooo don’t get me ahaha stop” while being manhandled by several men!!! giggling uncontrollably comparing his legs to the size of other men’s arms!! making sure everybody knows how much bigger than him joe is!!! if the common theme of all these things just so happens to be making him feel small and delicate that’s just a coincidence he can’t be blamed for that, YOU’RE the one treating him like a perfect princess
#he’s emotionally a mini fridge bc. mini despite being a literal fridge of a man do we all understand the joke ok thank u for laughing 🫶#anon i’m kissing u on the mouth (with consent) btw. perfect phrase. perfect sentiment. no real notes that’s it exactly#everything about this man. everything to me.#i!!! simply think!!!!! we don’t babygirlify this man enough!!!! that’s my WIFE goddamnit!!! and i need her to get fucked nasty by big men!!!#do you know. do you know the Archive i have in my screenshots of gelinas/seider. like he Fucked That Man#it is peak big vet calling a younger guy ‘kid’ to convince himself he’s too young for him before he fucks him over a table text post vibes.#so i’m just SAYING with all the content that exists & the narrative they wrote in the literal detroit free press about each other 0 WORKS??#yes i know write the content you want to see in the world but re:every project ever. what if i can’t 🫴#liv in the replies#it is. i have it written down in SO MANY PLACES that i love joe being shorter than mo (by like. an inch lol) but mo being like ‘😳 oh my god’#‘joe you’re so BIG’ and yes this is because joey v comes back fucking RIPPED every summer & he’s a slutty lil italian boy who likes to show#off his tits. what are mo & i gonna do not look??? (joey v shirtless slutty cameo videos you are Everything to me. why did you film them)
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one thing that bothers me is when you tell people you’re a fan of eurovision and they just shit on it to you immediately. like if someone told you they had any hobby, like they follow F1 or they like knitting or they go climbing or they’re a big fan of jazz music or whatever else, no one would just instantly shit on it to that person knowing that they enjoy it and it brings them joy. so why do people constantly do this to me?? i’m really tired of awkwardly laughing and going haha yeah. next time i’m just going to ask them what they’re into and tell them it’s stupid too and they’re an idiot for enjoying it.
#this post comes off so dramatic but honestly this is so annoying#had a conversation with a ‘friend’ or i should say someone i knew a few years ago and i hadn’t seen in ages#he immediately said ‘i don’t believe anyone watches eurovision unironically’ while he’s talking to someone he knows is a esc fan#like firstly 180 million people watched last year they can’t all be watching it as a joke lol#and secondly i get it if it’s not your thing but it doesn’t cost anything to be nice or just switch the subject#this with many other things is just making me feel completely out of touch with like 90% of people now#yesterday i was on a really packed bus and there was a group of like 5 or 6 teenagers and none of them sat on seats next to each other#so when the bus got packed they were all sat next to strangers instead of their friends#which is so bizarre but i don’t know what’s cool anymore i guess#completely unrelated but yeah so much stuff is anti social and just miserable these days or at least i notice it more now#and btw i’m not someone who brings up esc constantly i honestly don’t talk to anyone irl about it apart from my sister and mum
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tumblr should make a feature that gives you a pop up warning when you’re about to follow a blog you’ve previously followed and then unfollowed multiple times imo
#this is mostly a joke I don’t expect them to do this#but also I would genuinely benefit from this#I will see a blog that looks somewhat familiar and go huh I thought I followed you?#and then two days later see a nasty take and go. ah. right#like. I can’t keep track of which people I unfollowed for takes that didn’t feel block worthy#vs people who just look like other people I follow#or people who I see reblogged a lot on my dash#or people who are side blogs of people I follow#or just ‘I know I followed you but maybe tumblr accidentally made me unfollow?’#this is also why I explicitly ask people to hard block me instead of soft block me btw bc I will Not realize I am being softblocked#and may just keep coming back#but yeah guess what happened again#I may just also start hardblocking people I guess so that I see that they’re blocked#when I try to follow#but a lot of the time this is over stuff that isn’t a huge deal I just don’t want to see it#and I don’t actually care if that person interacts with me#456 words
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People complaining about the grimace meme is so fucking funny because it’s like. Yeah totally man nobody would know about or buy McDonald’s if people didn’t make jokes on the internet. We could’ve bankrupted them if not for the funnies 😢
#spring her voice she spoke#imagine acting high and mighty because you don’t like a joke#like whatever man#I didn’t even buy a grimace meal btw so nobody can come after me
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I have never read a more inaccurate statement in my life.

MEATY?!
DELICATE?!
DECADENT?!
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