#this is a crime scene
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“when Dick Grayson becomes a detective in Blüdhaven, it takes time to adjust to not being able to break the laws to get evidence or confessions” versus the far superior “when Dick Grayson becomes a detective in Blüdhaven, it takes time to adjust to the fact that all of his coworkers are horribly incompetent when it comes to obtaining and preserving evidence and it turns out all of Bruce’s anal retentiveness about crime scenes, chain of custody for evidence, and contamination was actually for a very good reason and puts Batman 10-20 years ahead of any modern police department”
#dick grayson#nightwing#Jason: oh haha you can’t dangle people off roofs for confessions anymore#dick close to tears: I saw Derek pick up a gun from a crime scene today with his bare hands and carry it around all afternoon#Jason: yikes dude#dick: I KNOW#batman#bruce wayne#dc#thoughts
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do you know how hard it is to get access to the crime scene as a defense attorney? no i do NOT come here often
#ace attorney#apollo justice#klavier gavin#klapollo#aa4#comic#dovah draws#i wasn't sure if it would be funnier to have them be in court or at a crime scene#but i had this vivid image of them standing right on top of where the body was found#so that's the one i went with lmao
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Are y'all telling me this is not the mental conversation they were having
#frank. for the love of god. a bit of decorum? you're literally making heart eyes in the middle of a crime scene 💀#daredevil#daredevil born again#frank castle#the punisher#marvel
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#Gay men + clocking a confused Buck
#911#911edit#911 abc#useremz#userairam#usersydney#tuserdaria#oliver stark#byaurore#usernewbs#useraudrey2#usersasy#usereena#userrlaura#911 lone star#mialook#userriel#useralien#tuseronny#useraish#userisaiah#usersonny#ajlook#alielook#tuserpris#tuseraixa#useradie#buddie#evan buckley#eddie diaz always at the scene of the crime. this is a parallel to me
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it's always the two boyfriends fight fucking to let loose, get all those pent up emotions out before showing some soft, gentle love to their girlfriend but not with ghost & soap.
naturally they don't fit the mould. instead, it's soap sitting on the couch watching a movie and eating lunch because he came with 10 minutes (in his defense, he was in you while simon was in him) and so now you're the one being fucked cruelly through the mattress and you can't even tag team out because simon's got you pinned down with his bulky mass
#like brother!!! hear my PLEAS!!!!#soap atp is just uncaring that you're caterwauling#simply raises the volume on the tv#bed looking like a crime scene after#ghoap x reader
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#detroit become human#dbh fanart#dbh#dbh connor#dbh rk800#one if the first art pieces i did of dbh#wanted to paint a crime scene seemed like the perfect opportunity to draw connor
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12 yrs old Jason having just been dropped off at Wayne Manor: Do you just take in every orphan you meet off the street?
Bruce: No, you're the first kid I picked up off the street. I picked up my last one at the circus.
Jason: Is that a joke? I can’t tell if that’s a joke.
Bruce: My son's name is Richard, but he insists on going by Dick.
Jason: And he’s…from the circus?
#batman#gotham#jason todd#batfam#batfamily#dc#red hood#dick grayson#Bruce has had a very similar conversation with Dick when he first took him on#it's become a running joke and now Jason gets to be in it#and it'll continue on when he gets his other kids#kidnapped my first kid from the circus#the second one off the street#the third one i took from my neighbors#took my fourth one from his mom and grandpa#kidnapped my fifth one in the middle of an Earthquake#Stole my sixth one during an active crime scene#destroyed my seventh - and favorite- kids' mother and took the newly birthed kid home#dcmgtlau
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Daredevil: Born Again Episode 1.01: Heaven's Half Hour
#daredevil#daredevil spoilers#daredevil born again#marveledit#mcuedit#tvedit#tvgifs#karen page#foggy nelson#nikolatexla#let her be happy for once#why she's always in the middle of a crime scene
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Trapped in a vicious cycle of pining? Try gay sex! (More things to learn over at Tiger Tiger!)
#tiger tiger#jamis arlesi#remy bonnaire#Arno#through a series of unfortunate events I will be posting this after the update will be out so my timing will be more so:#“Alternate take on how that scene played out” Rather than my funnier “My prediction for how it will go down”#I truly think Remy would rather admit to crimes he didn't commit than confess he has a thing for men.#It would be funny! It would be so funny if this is how Jamis found out. Alas...Not yet...Not yet...#I do love the idea that Jamis completely overlooked the all the elder god horror to get right down to the question of 'HOW DO YOU KNOW HIM'#Remy knows him. Knows him carnally. Wouldn't you like to also know your captain better? In spirit and body and mind?#Jealousy looks good on Jamis. Now he just has to do something about it.#Poor Remy though...He love Jamis so much he'd do anything to prevent losing him.#Which entails never giving Jamis a chance of rejecting or accepting his feelings!#Meanwhile...Jamis is a bisexual disaster man who is at his *limit*.#(For the MDZS fans looking at this Tigers comic who still have no context:#This is like Lan Xichen finding out Jin Guangyao hooked up with Nie Mingjue after LXC spent all that time thinking JGY was straight.#Better yet. This is like WWX just starting to realize his crush on LWJ and then finding out he and JC hooked up in the time skip.#'Nice to know you're into men but why did I have to find out like this' moment.)#((Yes I am trying to bridge the gap between the fandoms I am in. Yes I am still on my propaganda train. Choo Choo!!!))
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P'Cir, hurry up.
#*incoherent screeching*#i have no more braincells left#none whatsoever#im dead im gone im deceased#i shall never rise again#EVER#the moans#THE! MOANS!#I CANNOT WITH THE MOANS#Noeul gave it his ALL#lknwkjefbsdjov#I remember MAME telling him to tone it down for love in the air and boy DID BECAUSE HOLY FUCK#I don't wanna assume Noeul is a screamer in bed bUT#you heard it hear first fam#Noeul (Phu) is Vocal and we love to hear it#should never be silenced#silencing that boy is a crime that must be punished with the highest form of torture to ever exist#which is to never watch another bossnoeul nc scene ever again#im-#im so-#im so not okay#fucking hELL#the boy next world#the boy next world the series#cirphu#cirrusphukan#bossnoeul#boss chaikamon#noeul nuttarat
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#girl...#i know nowhere is safe but go to a bar or something at least 😭 you're literally at the crime scene#the magnus protocol#tmagp spoilers#jess.txt
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“Everybody Lies” (2004) // “Everybody Dies” (2012)
#first scene together vs last scene together#the gays successfully ran away together in canon#VICTORY!!#hilson#hugh laurie#robert sean leonard#rsl#we got to see hugh laurie’s dilf maturity and rsl’s twink death#we truly are blessed#hugh laurie biggest hilson shipper fr#rsl biggest hilson hater#gregory house#james wilson#house md#hate crimes md#starlightseraph’s brainrot
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would ford pines do really well in danganronpa or would he suck the most?
#i think he would suck the most#bro thinks he's a kyoko when he's really a byakuya#i think he would tamper with a crime scene because it's too obvious#AND he hates women#gravity falls#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford hadron mcgucket#billford#billfiddlesford#toxic yaoi#myart#gay#stopped tagging my posts with gay and they haven't been doing as well#suspicious
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Drawing Venusaur with every Pokémon pt. Manectric
#two detectives are on the case!#manectric takes point while Venusaur secures the scene of the crime#venusaur#ivysaur#bulbasaur#manectric#fanart#pokemon#artists on tumblr#digital painting#digital art#art challenge#🌺
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Kate and Eloise being each other's favorite sister-in-law (◕ᴗ◕✿)
#bridgertonedit#bridgertonladies#bridgertonblr#kate sharma#eloise bridgerton#kate bridgerton#bridgerton#claudia jessie#simone ashley#ACTUAL CRIME THAT THEY ONLY HAD ONE SCENE TOGETHER IN SEASON 3#by.athena
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excerpt from a conversation between me and a friend of mine
#disco elysium#de fanart#disco elysium fanart#de#shitpost#harry du bois#jean vicquemare#fanart#my art#we weren’t securing a crime scene btw. i think they mightve been talking about manifesting romance in their life and thats how i responded.#so. maybe deserved!
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