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telomirage · 22 days

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sometimes I play the stellar combustor for my neighbors when they're being loud because 1) I love it so much and 2) it's very much ominous

#crossposting from the listening party chat lol #this is 1000% true #I already listen to notquitereal jdq osts on a semi regular basis #but sometimes I deliberately switch to partizan or tracks like the stellar combustor for this reason #telomirage.txt #palisade

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disasterhimbo · 8 months

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He should NOT be at the club! There’s an airborne pandemic still killing thousands and disabling millions weekly

#this is supposed to be funny but it’s also true #covid #covid 19 #covid isn’t over #pandemic #please wear a mask #wear a mask #wear a fucking mask #still masking #still coviding #he should be at the club #my post #original post #hall of fame #1k notes #2k notes #3k notes #4K notes #this is actually my first original post to get over 1000 notes (I’m not counting the comp of Louie Zong vids or the Rodney Reed petition)

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bloominglegumes · 8 months

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doodling and procrastinating on work rn but.hehhrhegfdfgdjdhf

#oplita #tf g1 #optimus prime #elita one #elita is 1000% a top #can i say that.its true #my art #i was taking an actual look at g1 elita and just noticed she has like little smokestacks on the shoulders too???#they r matching its so cute.wish the women had more screentime in g1

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royaltea000 · 9 days

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Me when I’m in a being coerced into parenthood competition and my opponent is sun wukong

#what is it with this guy and getting the gift of motherhood thrust upon him #big monkey and small child is a tried and true method #sun wukong #journey to the west #digital art #my art #jttw sun wukong #lego monkie kid #monkey king reborn #monkey king hero is back #yes let’s give the suicidally impulsive demon monkey a child #his ass does NOT wanna be a parent 😭#everytime I think I’ve seen the last swk movie more keep coming up that I’ve never heard of #animations favorite special little boy #he’s like the Chinese madonna #don’t read into that statement too much I say that about everyone #there’s so many of them #there being so many versions of sun wukong out there is lore accurate #his clone ability at work #also kinda laughing my ass off at how this dude is under 4foot but his energy is so tall people keep drawing him long #what +1000 aura does for you

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notsolocal-ghost · 7 months

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WTF this is so cute. Lil chibi Suku whistling to himself while getting torn apart...

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #sukuna #ryomen sukuna #true form sukuna #jjk 252 #edit 1000 notes good god was not expecting this

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1000-life-hacks · 1 month

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#life hacks #life hack #life #fact #facts #hack #1000 life hacks #hacks #true #life tips

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mindiemakes · 11 days

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ERM UH ERM

Him <3

I’m literally so excited for his debut you have no idea

(Eclipse design from LDR by @spadillelicious )

#fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf security breach #fnaf eclipse #love death and rollerskates #y/n #self insert #I totally don’t already know how to play guitar need eclipse to teach me!#mhm 1000% true!

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mossy-aro · 18 days

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i hate to be a Downer but no i don’t think making the tenth generic post abt how ‘true love’ is and always will be the most powerful force in the universe and that nothing else compares gives you a personality actually. sorry.

#aromantic #that trope is sooo fucking lame… and it’s overplayed… and it sucks. sorry.#not to be a cunt! but i am going to say this.#like slay if u love love me too. but no love is not inherently good nor does it lie at the centre of everything ever.#also nor is love the most powerful force in the universe of all time. i mean whatever if u think that idc #but i hate it as a trope! it’s bad. sorry!#hate it when i watch a show and it’s like. then tje curse was broken with true loves kiss <3 romantic btw. in a romantic way.#like we get it you’re in beautiful alloromantic heterosexual love. doesn’t make the trope suck any less #and then people will eat it up and make 1000 generic posts abt why love is the meaning of it all or smth. which all sound the same #sorry. im being mean but u gotta let me be a little mean sometimes it’s for the ecosystem #mossy posts #how to tag this.#lovequeer

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jackdaw-and-hattrick · 1 year

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Dying at this idea I just had: People become convinced Danny is the love child of Bruce Wayne (known manwhore) and Harley Quinn, because

-he looks just like a young Bruce, if (somehow) marginally paler, but with Harley’s button nose and big eyes.

-Then there’s his big, Harleyesque personality with Bruce’s faith in humanity and both’s proclivity for taking action against what they see as wrong.

-He’s a gymnastics champion like Harley with real intelligence buried deep under layers of plain silliness, though much more capable sobering up when situationally appropriate.

-Dangerous big animals love them and they have no answers why

-Both Danny and Bruce have BDE (Big Dad Energy)

-(also both Danny and Harley are high key metas but everyone just doesn’t mention that)

Both Harley and Danny do everything in their power to feed the rumors (without saying anything directly, that would be cheating), including Harley egging Bruce on camera while shouting “pay up bitch!” And Danny taking up wearing one of Harley’s jackets.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #batman #bruce wayne #harley quinzel #dc x dp #the bat kids love it (after doing a dna check)#and end up feeding the whole situation right along with them #at least as long as B doesn’t go and ACTUALLY make this kid his son #(this could be extra fun if it turns out Danny actually IS Bruce and Harley’s son #given his parents shaky morals and exceptional science #who’s to say they didn’t attend the same university as both B and Harls #and decided rather than go through the process of pregnancy all over again they just #pick their favorite class mates #maybe for some traits they want to see in their kid #maybe for funsies #and so this random rumor turns out to be 1000% true #just in the worst possible way)

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twinkskeletons · 1 year

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sal and dean (or my proximity to greatness)

#i have been drawing this gay ass comic for 1000 years #fall out boy #my art #rpf #peterick #trying to not compare it to my other one.. i think this is still good i think the blue works ..#i really hope it does it’s making me a little insane like i want it there 4 true blue magic but ough..#what if it looks better all in black and white and i don’t post the most perfect possible version of this comic </3 #had a lot less clear of an idea 4 this one i just love this post and had to make a comic 4 it as well :]

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claired3lune · 2 years

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I absolutely love Unsolved (Watcher's Version)

#watcher #ghost files #mystery files #mystery files sounds like it's not true crime stuff but I'm still counting it was 'unsolved watcher's version'#*as #1000 #(yes like Taylor's Version- op is a swiftie)

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koroart · 1 year

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Cyril is a Golden Deer , I don’t make the rules 🤟🏼✨

#if there is one person Lysithea would ever be nice to #it’s Cyril #come on we’ve all seen their supports #you know it’s true #and that’s another one of my 1000 cysithea doodles done ✨#I miss these two sm #my babies #:: my art #fe3h #fire emblem three houses #fire emblem #lysithea fire emblem #lysithea von ordelia #fe3h lysithea #cyril fire emblem #fe3h cyril #cysithea

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pollenallergie · 2 years

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Thinking about Eddie just showing up at your house unexpectedly, walking through the front door like he owns the place, and flopping down next to you on the couch before turning to you with the most somber expression he can possibly muster and simply saying something like, “I regret to inform you, my love, that my tummy hurts.” He’s completely serious as he says it too, delivering the line like he’s vying for a goddamn Oscar, despite it truly being nothing more than a thinly veiled attempt at getting you to rub his belly. How could you possibly say no to him? (Spoiler alert: you can’t, it’s impossible). <3