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fascinated by this quora thread positing the bruce springsteen gay multiverse
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im about 5 fucking seconds from putting the peeps in the chili pot and adding the m'n'ms.
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SEVERANCE S01E03 - In Perpetuity
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me when someone who has been nice to me every single time we've interacted is nice to me:
omg... you dont hate me?....
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me when I go out wearing an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear: oh my god everyone knows this is an outfit I wouldn’t usually wear I’m so embarrassed
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hi guys. woke up to this on my phone today. zero fucking recollection of writing this down

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if the kraken and sharks get good at the same time we will have a beautiful toxic rivalry <3
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I don't know why this keeps happening but I keep meeting toxic heterosexual couples who experiment with polyamory and are heavily into funko pops, board games, Disney princesses and Burlesque stripping and the man is always a withdrawn bearded dude and the woman is always a passive aggressive control freak with an Etsy shop that sells lawn gnomes styled after Dr Who characters and they don't really even seem to like each other but they're always exactly the same. this has happened four times
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Its an.... Unconventional approach but i guess I'll give it a try
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