#this fandom cracks me up

[awesomefringey]

https://x.com/joe_exotic/status/1799561648975540452?s=46&t=mvTAw9jWfh8OZn8f86CleA

Oh my god, this is hilarious! 😆

[ladyelainehilfur]

I--💀💀💀

[rosetintedpages]

Someone on Good Omens twitter just said ‘our boi J.C’ and it took me a moment to figure out that they were referring to actual literal Jesus Christ

[the-great-papyru]

i think the thing a lot of papyrus takes get wrong is that they forget that, among other things, papyrus is funny. in my experience writing papyrus, i often find the most funny line is the most in-character one. an unfunny papyrus doesn’t ever feel like an accurate papyrus to me. it’s more than part of the game, it’s part of his character. and disregarding that is what messes up a lot of otherwise good impressions of him.

[kaiju-krew]

...........yeah

[incarnadin3]

Obey Me! Quotes from an incorrect quote generator pt.3

MC: Do you ever want to talk about your emotions, Lucifer? Lucifer: … No. Diavolo: I do! MC: I know, Diavolo. Diavolo: I’m sad! MC: I know, Diavolo.

Satan : Stubs their toe FUCK! Lucifer: Mind your language! Satan : What else am I supposed to say, “Woe is I”??? Lucifer: Satan : You have to accept that swear words are necessary sometimes.

Mammon : Whaddya call a fish with no eye? Lucifer, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Mammon : Mammon : fsh

Mammon : Change is inedible. Lucifer: Don't you mean inevitable? Mammon , spitting out coins: No, I did not.

Asmodeous: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Belphegor: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.

MC: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. Mammon: What if it bites me and it dies!? Lucifer: Then you’re poisonous. Jesus Christ, Mammon, learn to listen. Mammon: What if it bites itself and I die? Solomon: That’s voodoo. Luke: What if it bites me and someone else dies? Lucifer: That’s correlation, not causation. MC: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die? Asmodeous: That’s kinky. Lucifer: Oh my God.

MC, walking into their house: Hello, people who do not live here. Lucifer: Hey. Diavolo: Hi. Barbatos: Hello. Solomon: Hey! MC: I gave you the key to my place for emergencies only! Simeon: We were out of Doritos.

MC: Do you have any skeletons in your closet? Belphegor: You mean literally or figuratively? MC: Honestly, the fact that I have to specify…

Beelzebub: Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars. Belphegor: If anyone, and I mean anyone, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.

Solomon: How petty can you get? MC: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

[endoferasandallthings]

[impish-ivy]

Solomon: Our OG S1 Savior

Disclaimer!

This post is my interpretation of Solomon’s scenes in ObeyMe OG S1. It is not concrete and I have a large pro-Solomon bia. I would recommend replaying S1 of OM to come to your own conclusions!

💚Big thanks to @melverie for being my beta reader!💚

First Introductions

When we first meet Solomon it’s the moment two demons openly plan to eat us. This is when he introduces himself, in classic Solomon fashion he’s hard to write down. If you ask for help he questions why you’d need his help if you have Mammon, he then goes to questions why Mammon was assigned in the first place. He assumes Lucifer is messing with MC (although he’s plain wrong here it’s a reasonable assumption) and says if MC was in any actual danger then he’d step in.

Which funnily enough, is exactly what he does in this scene. Because after we’re done talking the demons that wanted to eat us are gone.

Our Knight In Flowing Cloak

💖💖This dance scene!!💖💖

Easily the best Solomon moment in S1!

Lucifer threatens us, demanding we tell him what we’re planning. No matter what we say he doesn’t respond kindly. Before the conversation can continue to escalate Solomon once again steps in to protect us from a demon.

Helping Us Forge Pacts

These are the scenes that are mostly up to interpretation. If your interpretation of these scenes is different than mine—that’s ok!

Levi

Solomon visits Levi in his room for whatever reason, he then says Levi’s secret phrase so happeningly in front of MC and Mammon.

You also have the option of choosing Simeon or Solomon’s help for the quiz. If you choose Solomon he lends you an extremely rare TSL item that even Levi assumedly doesn’t own.

He does this without asking anything in return.

Asmo

Solomon let’s MC borrow his powers out of sheer curiosity. Thanks to this MC is able to summon Asmo and lend him incredible power. Asmo then becomes very intrigued and wants to forge a pact with MC.

Interesting thing to note here, Solomon brings the conversation to Asmo. Who then says he wants to forge a pact with MC.

Belphie

Solomon runs into MC and Belphie out on a shopping trip trying to find Diavolo a birthday gift. Solomon comments on how close they have gotten suddenly and then he asks if Belphie is planning to forge a pact with MC. Belphie doesn’t answer the question initially, thinking it through. Solomon then asks if he’d like to forge a pact with him, which he immediately rejects. Solomon expected to be rejected yet he still asked, why?

Solomon then asks Belphie about how he was glancing at MC to gauge their reaction the entire interaction, and asks him why.

Solomon has just broadcasted to MC that Belphie is very interested in forging a pact with them.

Conclusion

While it’s more obvious Solomon in Nightbringer is looking out for MC, it seems he’s always been looking out for MC even from the very time they met.

[man-i-love-folklore]

just discovered this absolute gem i wrote the other day when i was sleep deprived...

[alitteraladhdmess]

🎶It time too~~ say GOODBYYYYEEEEEE🎵

Had to salute the majesty before I erased it

Close ups under cut

[igotburnedtoacrisp]

Not a very unique headcannon but Sonic is a geography nerd or at least has knowledge of geography to an extent and enjoys the subject.

Part of a Sonic Boom episode that made me giggle and kick my legs because it slightly proves this very headcannon:

(sorry for awful cuts and things and stuff, I screen recorded this)

The episode is Sleeping Giant if I can remember correctly.

Anyways, back to the headcannon. He'd probably be unholy- type good at navigating, so much so he doesn't even need a map nor a compass.

Sonic does like travelling so it would make sense for him to have knowledge of navigation and all that technical stuff. He's also definitely fast enough to have explored every place in the world, so that knowledge paired up with him being a walking compass, he doesn't ever get lost.

You see what I mean, this hc is so djjdjdjjdjdjdhdjdjdjdjdjdjdjhrjdjdjdjdjdjdjdjdjjdjddjGIguguGugiegusuygusugsGUOWOQPQJWUWTDVSGD

*glances at notes*

Ah, yes.

This guy definitely would be able to survive in the wild — light a fire, accurately read a sun dial etc.

Y'know, if Sonic can run fast, does that mean he thinks fast as well? His brain can process things faster than average and maybe he has an incredibly fast BPM as well.

I left this post without finishing it so now I don't know what my point was supposed to be

Oh well, have a meme

[musclesandhammering]

There’s zero chance Loki and Hela having so many similarities is just a coincidence. And even though we’re most definitely never getting a full explanation for it, I’m so curious as to what you guys believe the reason is. Do you think:

a.) Loki’s a shapeshifter who can see people’s memories when he touches them. So when Odin picked him up as a baby, he saw Hela in Odin’s mind and shifted himself to resemble her.

b.) Loki and Hela have the same biological mother.

c.) Hela is Loki’s biological mother.

d.) Odin changed Loki to look like Hela when he first held him, because he missed her.

e.) Hela’s biological mother is jotun, and she and Loki both have black hair/pale skin/green aesthetic/etc because that’s just what frost giants look like when they take an asgardian form.

f.) Hela and Loki are both adopted, both children of Laufey. Odin took Hela centuries earlier, then when he realised Laufey’d had another child, he took Loki too.

**I’ve listed these in order from the ones I find most likely to least likely, if you’re curious. Tell me which headcanon you prefer, I wanna see.

[to-rise-above-monsters]

2014 snk fandom hits different.

hearing the name krista still. just finding out about reiner and bertholdt’s identity. rba and ema dynamics at their finest. everyone having different spellings for the same character. lots of focus on the veterans and the cadets and squad levi. such silly and wholesome dynamics that the fandom lowkey just created. cosplayers running wild. eruri + hanji parents of the 104. reibert, jeanmarco and yumikuri. levi (no last name). people actually caring about side characters. actual mourning of squad levi and miche and nanaba. just finding out about the beast titan??? just so much fan content.

all the art, fics, analysis, comics, cosplays, headcanons, theories,, they all just take me back. to a simpler time, to a happier time, to such a different time.

[fishareglorious]

canon matilda dialogue

[nerdishpursuits]

DAMNian ... running out of maps since 1958

[burdock-root]

i need you all to see how severe john’s water allergy is