#this did not go according to plan
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It's 1;22 am and I'm googling "How to clean milk burn from electric kettle"
Can you guess how my night is going?
#I am#so tired#and yet sleep evades me#so now i have lukewarm hot cocoa and burned milk on the burner of my mom's electric kettle#because i wanted it with milk#because warm milk and sugar makes me sleepy#this did not go according to plan
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Post-nut clarity is when I kick Astarion in the balls because he's about to turn me into a vampire spawn.
#bg3 spoilers#he was supposed to leave the party forever after that but a glitch showed him sleeping in bed when we woke up and our monk beat him to death#this did not go according to plan#i was going to convince him not to ascend but i failed every check and irl didn't have the will to tell him no
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had the thought of machete with sopping wet neck fluff that wouldn't leave my head
HAH oh no, the sopping wet dog lad. In a bubble bath. In a dusty rose pink bathtub no less ;_;
The expression is so good, he's just zoned out. Is he having a tiny existential crisis or just relaxing? Who can say.
I'm loving the soft dusk/dawn lighting, it looks so warm and atmospheric. And the way it passes through his ears and makes them glow is just *chef's kiss*.
#I actually drew something similar last month but nevee got around to finishing it let me see if I can do it tomorrow#as expected nerfing the neck fluff doesn't do him any favors but then again very few creatures look their best wet#gift art#Machete#answered#aggiepython#I was reading about the history of bathing and cleanliness just earlier today#did you know Napoleon loved bathing apparently he would spend up to six hours in the tub#especially when his war efforts weren't going according to plan#the guy would just sit and brood there in his lavender scented soup I thought you should know
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I'm a big fan of crossovers and fusions, but was devastated to discover dc x mlb tends to focus on just taking Marinette to Gotham, so I made what I wanted to see! And that is Jason Todd with a miraculous
I haven't properly watched Miraculous Ladybug in a long while, but augh, do I still love and adore making designs or redesigns based on the series. The Tiger miraculous suits Jason well from what I can tell!
Powerups :] Click for better quality bdjsbdks
#Jason Todd#red hood#jason todd robin#jaybin#dc comics#batman#miraculous ladybug#my art#my dc art#i do not like the little balls on the tail but i was committed#i still think the gold is a bit too much on the tiger. but it can fit well at times#according to my drawing app all these miraculous jasons took about 15 hours total? um! oopsies#do we call the crossiver dc x mlb am i getting that right#lets give more characters a magical girl upgrade <- me all the time#ehhehe um. im not. going to do anything with these. again i haven't watched mlb in forever and i have other aus i care more about#this was just to make designs there is no plot or plan or literally anything. just me indulging myself in a bit of whimsy. bit of fun#dc x mlb#<-FORGOT THAT TAG#dc au#YES i did just post tiger (and cat) jason the other day. i updated it and made more
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Yellow energy cracks like thunder, burning leaves and incinerating grass and in the center wild hair and bright burning suns for eyes.
It wasn’t supposed to go like this…..
They had been so careful up to this point.
It wasn’t supposed to happen this way….
#mp100#mob psycho 100#teruki hanazawa#terumob#shigeo kageyama#so uh#what if Shigeo and Teru shared energy#willingly! Like it was something they worked on together#not a one time thing#they did it over the course of years#but they took baby steps#small increments#and one day#decided to take a larger step#what would happen#if that didn't go according to plan#do you ever feel like your insides are trying to break out through cracks in your skin?#my art
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I looked at my wife and said: “I know you just got here, but I’m wondering how soon we can leave.”
#we will now have to talk seriously about contingency plans that involve living outside the US#after the Muñoz ruling the writing was already on the wall and it is just going downhill from here#us elections#2024 election#election 2024#it’s certainly a time to be alive in this godforsaken hellhole of a country#if Obergefell is overturned no amount of marriage act will fix Muñoz#if they can recognize a marriage and still force couples to live in two different nations on#you know#suspicions based upon of all things#misinterpretation of tattoos#if according to the ultraconservatives a right to marriage is not the same as a right to live with your spouse#if they can fabricate an easily disproven reason to keep my spouse out of the country as they did to Mr. Muñoz#and keep my spouse out despite the fabricated bullshit reason BEING disproven#then what the fuck good does it do#might as well leave if we can before they make us
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they were discussing how to maximize their joint slay
#pecco bagnaia#charles leclerc#pecco’s sprint race did not go according to plan but everything else yes!#first f1 race i’ve watched in like 2 years yes it’s boring af but i had to see charles finally do it after all the bad luck and heartbreak#and lewis fastest lap. i know who my goat is!
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The boy is mine (Jade's edition)
Eddie Munson x Reader
Summary: Eddie has a plan for a romantic night, but things go awry (2k words)
Contents: Anxiety, Eddie is self deprecating, hurt/comfort (kinda), no gendered terms for reader except mention that their hand is smaller then Eddie's and reader is called beautiful, a literal fire (please look up fire safety), fluff
A/N: So I saw this the first day it was posted and I thought it was a fun idea and saved the prompt by @carolmunson. I've been writing this for a bit,, but like I have had such bad mental fog and generalized pain recently I have been having a hard time focusing...I think I kind of misinterpreted the rules a bit...so here is sad lump of a contribution. Call me Stitch the way I am telling myself "it may be little and broken but still good".
18+ only
The night had started well, at least Eddie thought it had. He promised you a romantic night in. He even prepped for it.
Eddie rented sappy love movies, getting advice by Harrington and Buckley surprisingly. Harrington stated flowers were the way to go, but then started arguing with Buckley. While entertaining, Eddie learned more about the languages of romance from Buckley then he did about romantic gifts. But he wrote down to get flowers.
So he watched the movies. And Eddie was high paid a lot of attention and basically learned to make a grand speech. Big pour out your heart moment. Which, he felt he always talked your ear off, so he could totally do.
Eddie then read those magazines all the cheerleaders gossiped and giggled over. He didn't learn much except some tips for the best kiss. Cup the person's cheek and lean in slowly. Build the suspense. Eddie could do that.
Give you flowers. Make a speech. Cup your cheek as he kisses you. Eddie had this in the bag! Each point written in his little notebook.
And then the reality of you coming to his trailer hit him when you called to confirm the date was still on that morning. He hung up the phone after flirting a bit and looked around his house. Nerves flooded his system as he looked at it with the perspective of an outsider. He didn't want it to look bad. And it was, well, it wasn't bad but definitely could be cleaner.
So Eddie had vacuumed and dusted the entire trailer. Tossed empty pizza boxes in the trash. Sprayed some cologne around the trailer to cover the scent of weed, then cursed himself for using the expensive cologne when there was a bottle of air freshener in the bathroom.
Had picked up his clothes scattered across his room and shoved them all, clean and dirty, into the closet. Had made sure his bed had more then one pillow, grabbing spare throw pillows and tossing them towards the headboard. Even if he didn't think there was a chance you would enter his bedroom tonight, he wanted to be prepared.
Eddie had even started dinner before you arrived. An easy roast that Wayne had made hundreds of times. Thrown meat, potatoes, onions, and carrots into the pot, seasoned it and thrown it all in the oven.
It was newer, this thing between you, and he wanted to get it all right. You'd been friends for years, just recently evolved into dating. It was easy to hold your hand and throw an arm around your shoulder before, stealing those small intimate moments and pretending it meant something more. But now it does mean more. Truly, it always had, but neither of you had said anything. Because like usual, Eddie was the coward and ran.
He spent what felt like minutes (it had been hours) looking back at the notes, the plan. He had even sketched some pictures of you and him as he studied. Gave himself some sweet new tattoos and piercings and muscles while you had hearts around your head. By the time he stopped rereading the same points over and over again, he realized you would be there within the hour.
And he already failed the first point, flowers. It had completely spaced him what with the studying, but he had other things he had been wanting to give you so he figured he could wing it. He rehearsed everything in his mind, having various conversations with you. He would take your coat, be charming as ever, and you would fall for him even more then you already had.
But the plan immediately left his mind when you had arrived. Eddie could feel his face flush as his eyes trailed up and down your figure. All the rushing thoughts in his head suddenly stopped. All he could think was Damn, how'd I get so lucky?
"You're beautiful." Eddie mumbled in awe as you had shrugged off your coat. And then you smiled and Eddie realized he had messed up the plan. He thought he had went through every variable but he hadn't. It wasn't you that was going to fall more in love with him tonight, but Eddie was going to fall more in love with you.
Eddie twirled a piece of hair around his finger, unable to meet your eyes. His heart was beating wildly in his chest and his palms were begin to sweat. He couldn't help but shift from foot to foot. "Oh I uh....got you something," Eddie smiled and turned to leave before hesitating and motioning to the couch," You can uh sit...or stand, standing is good too! I'll be right back."
Eddie cursed himself the whole time he walked away because of how stupid he was. He could stage elaborate campaigns but couldn't seem to form a single sentence in your presence. Eddie grabbed the gift off his dresser and inhaled slowly, mentally yelling at himself to be cool for once in his life.
And faltered in his steps.
Because you were sat on the couch. Not just on the edge of the cushion like those who he dealt to who couldn't wait to get out of his presence. No, you were fully relaxed into the cushion. You looked comfortable. You looked like you belonged.
And Eddie couldn't squash the butterflies that took flight in his stomach. And he sat on the cushion next to you, fighting the urge to wrap you in his arms and hold you close.
"I got you this," Eddie declared as he handed you a rock. A small, smooth stone that fit in the palm of your hand. Your mouth parted but no words came out. Eddie bit his lip as you slowly turned the stone over in your hands, staring at it.
"I saw it and I thought, well, I thought of you and it matches your eyes and-" Eddie huffed out a laugh and shook his head," Sorry, it's stupid just give it back."
Eddie moved to grab it out of your hand but you slapped at his arm and clenched the stone in your hand. "No, it's mine!" You held your hand to your chest and glared at him. "It's stupid," Eddie looked down. "It is not." "It is!"
"Are you serious? If you don't stop we're gonna have a problem. This is the most thoughtful thing anyone has ever done for me." You beamed at him. Joy and adoration written clearly across your face. Eddie slowly grinned back as you dared to open your palm and look at the stone again. "My precious," you wiggled your eyebrows at him, making him bark out a laugh as he relaxed.
"Let's save a ring for a later date." He joked, even as his mind raced. You quoted Lord of the Rings! You were sitting on his couch holding a rock he thought was the same shade as your eyes and you liked it!! He was done for. Completely head over heels fallen for you. Said he would never marry yet here he was planning his vows and everything.
"Seriously, Eddie, this is so sweet." Your hand grasped his. Your hand was smaller then his, fitting perfectly. Fingers interlocked hesitantly and then more surely. Eddie's eyes fell to your lips. Your tongue darted out slightly and wet them. And he started to lean in.
The air was thick, and not just with the tension, the anticipation. Your lips were milliseconds to coming in contact with his when Eddie's nose twitched as he caught a familiar scent. Your lips landed on Eddie's cheek as he turned so quickly to face the kitchen he gave himself whiplash.
Thick smoke started to waft out of the room. "Oh fuck!" He jumped up as the smoke detector finally started doing its job and screeched out an annoying beep. Eddie ran into the kitchen with you hot on his heels.
Eddie opened the oven door, smoke billowing out," SHITshitshit-" Eddie cursed as he slammed the door shut, coughing slightly. Your hand reached past him to shut off the oven before darting over to the window and throwing it open.
Eddie's eyes darted to the sink below the window. Stop, drop, and roll- wait no that was if you were on fire. But water beats fire in almost every scenario, right? Except oil, shit did he add oil? No, he didn't add anything except the food and the seasoning so it should all be good right?
"Stand back!" Eddie yells over the screeching alarm. Grabbing the pot holders, he throws the oven door open. Smoke billows past him as he makes a mad dash for the pot, grasping the handles and throwing it in the sink. He throws the faucet on, water pouring over the burnt food and pot.
Steam billows up with smoke, mingling in the air before flowing out the window. A hissing sound from the cool water hitting the hot pot fills the air. You fan the flames towards the open window. "Oh fuck." You cough as your eyes fill with tears from the smoke. Eddie winces as flurried apologies fall from his lips.
The pot, not on fire at least, starts to lessen up on producing smoke. Eddie deems it safe to leave and grabs your hand, dragging you outside. His hands on your shoulders guide you to sit on the steps as you continue to intermittently cough. Eddie rushes back into the kitchen, double checking that the oven was off, and quickly grabs a mug holding it under the still running faucet.
Eddie rushes back outside to you, almost missing the step and face planting. And wouldn't that have been the icing on the cake. Would that make Eddie or the embarrassment of faceplanting be the vanilla frosting? Who even created that saying? Cake was good and this was not good. Eddie shook his head of these thoughts as he sank down on the step next to you.
Eddie hands you the mug of water. You drink it in big gulps, a small dribble of water falling out of the side of your mouth towards your chin. Eddie wipes it away with his thumb as he apologizes," I am so sorry, I don't even know what happened."
"Is this Garfield?" You peer at the mug, as if Eddie almost didn't kill you. "Uh yeah, was in a rush, sorry I didn't grab like a nicer cup. I just ran out...to you..." "Don't apologize, I like Garfield," you mumble taking another drink of the water.
"Are you okay?" Eddie asks, hands running up and down your shoulders, eyes checking you over. "Think I hacked up a lung from all the smoke...," you rub your sternum," Man, my lungs do not like smoke...and you like that?" Eddie let out a nervous laugh," Yeah no sorry, only when its weed. Never really inhaled a straight fire before."
You look up into Eddie's eyes that are full of concern. "Well, I'd recommend like not doing that. But I'm okay, it startled me more then anything," You give a soft smile. "You sure?" "Positive." You knock his shoulder with yours.
Eddie's eyes search your figure, ensuring you aren't lying to him. You ignore him, opting to set the mug down on the ground. Fingers brushing against a dandelion, yellow and bright. You pluck it from the ground and twirl it between your fingers.
You're okay. You're holding a dandelion and you're okay. You aren't acting like you hate him. You aren't making excuses and leaving. You aren't leaving like everyone else-
Eddie's shoulders relax as the tension leaves his body. You're okay. Your relationship is okay. He didn't ruin everything. You're smiling at a fucking dandelion while his heart feels like it has run a marathon.
You're oblivious to his plight as you lean over and tuck the dandelion behind his ear," Maybe don't smoke that. Looks pretty on you." "Not that kind of weed." "Yeah dumb joke sorry."
A slow exhale escapes him as he shakes his head,"No it's good I'm just," Eddie waves his hand in front of him," like what the fuck just happened? I am never cooking again. I'll just take you to Enzo's. I fucked up. Sorry for ruining the date."
Your hand cupped his cheek as you ducked down to meet his eyes," Hey, no. You didn't ruin the date." Eddie rolls his eyes slightly," Almost killing you? Yeah, pretty sure i ruined it." You bump your knee against Eddie's, "it's not ruined and you didn't almost kill me. Small food fire, happens to everyone. I lit popcorn on fire once. Besides, if you did happen to kill me, at least I would have died happy and in love. And you'd be stuck with me cause ghost me is absolutely haunting you."
Eddie can't help but laugh slightly," Oh? You think you'd be a ghost and not get another chance at life? Be reincarnated or whatever?" "Well, even if I was reincarnated, I'd find you again."
Eddie scoffs, "C'mon, don't say that.. That's not even true, you'd totally be able to move on. You wouldn't need little old me." You grab his face and peer into his eyes," Eddie Munson, I will always need you. In this life and whatever happens after. You and me? We're it. Maybe it should be too soon to say, but I feel it in my bones. You're it for me Eddie. Together now, forever, and when everything ceases to exist we'll be in nothing together. I will always be with you because I will always love you."
You lean in and Eddie thinks his heart stops. Your hand holding his cheek in place, thumb lightly brushing back and forth. His eyes flutter shut as your lips finally touch his. It was soft and sweet, lips slowly parting and melding together in a dance that sent shivers down Eddie's spine. He sighed into the kiss as you leaned closer into each other. Your hands threading through his hair, his wrapping around your waist. Lips moving in tandem, tongues darting out tentatively.
You only part when you both are gasping for air. Soft smiles and longing glances shared as the sun sets. "I love you too." Eddie traces your cheekbone with his finger. "You better." You joke. Your combined giggles fill the air as you continue to steal kisses from each other.
The night may not have been the most romantic. Or gone to plan, like, at all. But it was one Eddie already knew that when he thought about he would be able to feel his heart swell with love. And as he kissed you Eddie thought, yeah you were it for him.
#Was gonna change my user from Jade but I have nothing that feel more like me (was going to be Jade for literal years and now it doesn't fit)#Maybe thats just the mental fog making everything not normal for me tho#Have yall burned anything before?? I remember so many times my family has...or maybe they just can't cook#Cheese fell off a pizza once and caught fire on the bottom of the oven...microwaveable popcorn when someone hit 5 minutes instead of 2#None of them were fire fires but small things burning with lots of smoke#Be safe yall please learn fire safety and what to do or not do with kitchen fires#Anyways I love you all and I am going to go read everyone else's submissions okay byeeeeee#eddie munson x reader#eddie x you#eddie munson fluff#Eddie Munson x y/n#eddie munson/you#eddie munson/reader#Jade is Talking#Also yes you did everything Eddie planned to do...so it did happen according to plan just not Eddie doing it#ALSO ALSO I have found a rock in every shade okay green grey blue brown white black etc#So it is possible to find a rock in every shade okay pls dont be like green is not a rock IT IS or maybe I'm colorblind#I'm not I've passed colorblind studies (for work) many times
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everyone go play we were here forever now okay bye
#gonna explain this piece in the tags#so like. the entire time. it was all going according to the jester's plan#he was the one who let them out of their prison. he led them to him. he tested them to see if they could escape his trap#and then when they did all that. he got them to rebuild the astrolabe to escape#alllll of it is exactly his plan. he's the puppeteer behind all this#we were here#we were here forever#we were here game#we were here series
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how it started
how its going
#lets make this bread (sims)#revisiting that one expanded strangetown makeover project based on rachel nevada <3#its NOT going according to the original plans but its fine i think. im liking how its coming out anyway#im liking how the singular trailer homes are coming out tho i think i wnana change how i did the roofs#but that trailer park. sweet poflo NO#i ought to bulldoze that shit and start over. maybe it should just be bdc main street mobile homes or smth no fcking clue
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text📲 @sethbeiste
Ana: hiiiii
#text#text: seth#ft. seth beiste#/ listen lol#/ i cheated and tried NOT to get one word text#/ clearly it did not go according to plan
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Yohan trying to learn how to talk with teenagers and subsequently trying to have a conversation with Elijah is probably one of my favorite scenes of all time. In like. Any kind of media
#step one: read#step two: confidently take a deep breath and tighten your gown and walk towards her room#step three: remind yourself to smile#step four: knock#step five: apply what you learned and ask about her day#step six: aw fuck this isn't going according to plan#step seven: no wait maybe it is? better remind yourself out loud to keep smiling#step eight: fucking hell how did that not work?#I'm sorry but i'm in love with this scene#it actually makes me smile and warms my stone cold heart a little#kang yohan#my beloved#the devil judge
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#manectric#i woke up at like noon today y'all i'm queuing this after work. i forgot about it all day and i was about to hop on totk#but i got the reminder to do it. so here i am. with manectric#el woowoo‚ if you will#a lot happened. yesterday. it was not a very good day. which is why i woke up so late. it was a little bit rough. but i guess it's a new day#so. it'll get better. planning on Not Doing Shit today or tomorrow to compensate for all the Bullshit that happened yesterday#hoping you all are doing well. one week from today (friday june sixteenth) i'll be hopping on a flight for the first time in 10 years#looks like according to the queue this will actually go up the day before we leave. so‚ to you guys‚ i'll be heading out tomorrow#which is scary a little bit. last time i flew i had no idea i was autistic‚ but now that i've come up with a lot of better accommodations#for myself and i understand myself a lot better and my needs‚ i'm realizing a lot of my accommodations just aren't gonna make it through TSA#plus it's a lot of unfamilarity with unfamiliar people and an unfamiliar environment which i feel like is gonna lend itself to sensory#overload like Immediately and i'm probably gonna get a headache bc that's how it manifests for me#so when we get there i'm probably gonna have to run to the nearest pharmacy. and grab some shit. which is annoying! so. i'm a little#worried. about the trip. NONE OF HTIS IS ABOUT MANECTRIC SORRY#this is a pokémon i have a hard time caring about outside of its involvement as the leader of the electrike in amp plains#that's about it#any tips from frequent flyers who are autistic would be greatly appreciated. not even just about flying but about like. going to unfamiliar#places on the other end of the country and stuff. i feel like that's what i'm most worried about even though i'm worried abt all of it#also hi i'm writing these tags from day-of. like the actual day this is going to post. me from a week ago sure did know what she was talking#about! anyway. i'm. gonna like. take my meds now goodBye see you all when this Posts in a few hours
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eating falafels, roasted sweet potato fries and fresh mini tomatoes for dinner with fresh blueberries for dessert! i want to thank myself for this amazing opportunity, this food has saved me and life is great
#dinner at eleven pm GET REAL#cleaning my flat did not go according to plan#how do 4 tasks take approximately 5 hours#bc i can't get anything done 😊#anyways#not the personal posting#l
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If decarabian was a gamer he would have the most decked out setup imaginable. 2000+ dollar custom keyboard where nearly everything but the internal components are made of solid gold. Top-of-the-line pc entirely encased in various ornately decorated gemstones. He would have at least five monitors (bonus points if they also double as surveillance monitors.) His gaming chair would in fact be a literal throne. At times he thinks that video game logic must surely apply to real life mortal human logic as well and vastly overestimates how durable most humans are.
Someone save her
#carmendeiact2whenplz#gamer decarabian theory#he's got wheatly po rtal 2 energy except he's not an idiot he's just overconfident in himself and his method of ruling and refuses criticim#ya know i figured i'd end up with a human decarabian design eventually but. I did not. expect it to be for Out of Touch Gamer Decarabian#anyway he's like okay humans need food and washrooms and sleep now if I set up five connecting houses into a common room#and according to the sims the human need decay at this rate and replenish at this rate#with ten people three beds will be enough they can take turns sleeping for eight hours exactly at these scheduled times#meanwhile the humans are going 'wtf why do I sleep at 12-8 my partner at 8-4 and my kid at 4-12 screw this'#decarabian watching it happen going 'No Thou Must this setup maximizes human abilities while minimizing human needs'#'cool consider my need to have a bit of fun and whimsy in my life care to schedule that into my life and my room'#'..........you don't need music fun songs are banned everything's working as planned there's no need for rebellion'#'of course my God there's no birds or freedom or even life outside your wind barrier we could want nothing more than our safe little cage'#'Exactly you get it see the people love me good job me now back to my sims'#genshin talk
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This Week's Prompt Poll
Tis the Season for Shenanigans
#fic prompts#writing prompts#jak and daxter#jnd collective oc Croc the goodest human clone/metalhead hybrid#dadmas#king damas#jak and daxter au#free day thursday#eldritch dad au#eldritch damas#Gremlinverse au#jnd croc#croc is a dwp side project: human clone/metalhead centurion hybrid#it was Praxis's first attempt at cloning and it did Not go according to plan#thats his own fault for leaving errol in charge a second time#prompt poll
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