#but yeah ! he seduced her by enticing her with the fruit

[hellishvxbes]

Seeing all the Cain and Abel talk, do yall read the Bible 😭

[odderancyart]

Ours

Errotic AO3 Odd’s Drabbles AO3 Whisper a Secret (Errotic-only collection) Warnings: Murder, manipulation, blood Inspired by Taste of Silver, Taste of Gold by @crushingonsans and @ellie-oxen-free.

They’d met in high school.

Lust smiled at Sci, his eyes were lidded. Sci was pressing himself toward the wall, but it was obvious he was falling for the other’s charms. With how his cheek were flushed blue and his eyes kept wandering away from Lust’s face, everyone could see it. Lust caressed Sci’s cheek, and let his tongue travel over his teeth.

“please?” he chirped, giving the other his best puppy dog eyes while magnifying the heart-shape of his eyelights. “if you do my math, i might give you a reward. and i promise you’ll enjoy it, cutie.” Sci opened his mouth, as if to answer, but no words came out. His blush grew brighter, now covering his entire face. Lust kept in a snicker at that. It was ridiculous how easy it was to seduce these people. A few winks, an enticing smile, and a couple promising words, and they were his.

It wasn’t that he couldn’t do his own math-homework. Of course he could – he was a genius. It was just so boring. He had better things to do. A few moments later, Sci nodded sharply. He appeared almost hypnotized by Lust’s eyelights. Lust gave him another smile, and bowed down to press a quick kiss to his teeth before shoving his homework into the other’s arms.

“thank you!” he said. “remember, the quicker its done, the better your reward.”

“sure,” Sci replied, dazed. Lust giggled, and left. As he walked down the hallways, toward his next class, he didn’t pay attention to where he was going. Why should he? He knew the ways, and everyone kept out of his way. He had ensured that he had a small army of muscle ready to defend his ‘honour’. He laughed quietly at the thought. Fucking stars, the students at this school...

Lust let out a squeak as he collided with someone. Stumbling backwards, his soul beat hard in surprise, but he managed to hold his balance. A screech that did not come from him echoed through the hallway. There were a few thumps. Lust looked up, glaring, at whoever it was. Then he blinked. That was a new face. Lust immediately forced the scowl off his face, changing it to a welcoming, tempting expression. The other skeleton – black bone and yellow teeth, with blue ‘tears’ beneath his sockets – didn’t look impressed.

“WatCH wHere Y-YoU’Re Go-gOiNG,” the new kid exclaimed, picking up the books he had dropped and clutching them to his chest. Lust raised an eyebrow and widened his smile.

“that’s an interested voice you’ve got, darling,” he remarked, and the other’s face flushed slightly yellow. The glaring intensified. “hey, no offence.” It was true enough, he really didn’t care. “who’re you? never seen you around before and i know everyone.”

“E-Err0r,” the kid bit back. “n-not That THAt Is anY oF YOur BUsinESs. N-noW, if You’LL eXcuse Me – n-Not tHAt I acTUally cAre WHat YoU thInk.” He sent Lust another glare, apparently unbothered by his charming smile, and left.

Lust stared after him, intrigued. That was the first time he could remember someone was unaffected by his flirting. How interesting. He’d definitely make sure to see that one again.

-

Lust rolled over, yawning, with a tender smile on his face. It was still weird for him how much he actually cared for Error. Loved him. Before this odd skeleton had sneaked into his life he had never wished for a relationship. Feared it, honestly. He’d had Philophobia – a Fear of Romantic Relationships – and no wish to stop being scared. Hadn’t seen any reason to. But he had never been happier than now. He let his phalanges slide over his husband’s arm, and bended down to lick off some remains from yesterday night from Error’s spine. He grinned at the memory. Error mumbled in his sleep, stirring slightly. He appeared content. Lust continued to snuggle into his husband’s side until Error began to move.

“MorNing,” Error yawned and stretched out. He pressed a kiss to Lust’s head. “goT aNy plAns fOR toDAY?”

Lust grinned, and nodded.

“remember that store we saw yesterday?”

Error mirrored his expression, a calculating glint in his eye sockets.

“I loVe y0u So mUcH.”

-

Lust parked the motorcycle outside the store. It was still early, and not many had left their homes yet. The chilly wind fondled his bones, and the sun was warm. A perfect day, which was going to get even more perfect soon. He pressed a kiss to Error’s teeth before throwing his leg over the seat and jumping off. The other quickly followed.

The bell above the door jingled as they opened the door. It was a typical family owned corner store; a few aisles selling fruit and candy, a wall of magazines and newspapers, and a couple freezers with the frozen products. The cashier, a girl of about sixteen, smiled welcoming as they came in. She looked a bit sleepy, they were probably the day’s first customers.

“want something, chére?” Lust asked as he choose between chocolate bars. Error shrugged, looking the store over. He grabbed a soda from a fridge as they made their way over to the register. The cashier took the items, still smiling at them.

“Anything else, sirs?”

They were quiet for a second, before Error grinned and leaned over the counter. She blinked, recoiling slightly.

“yEaH,” he replied, tone turning threatening. Lust watched in delight. Stars, Error was so hot when he acted like that. “We WaNt y0u tOo oPen the RegiStRY anD Give uS tHE MonEY.” She blinked again, staring him in bewilderment.

“Excuse me?” Her voice was shrill. Lust smirked, summoning a sharp bone and pointing it at her throat.

“you heard him.” His eyelights glowed, thrilled. “the money. and we might let you live. oh, and don’t think about pressing the button calling the police. you'll be dead before they’d have a chance to get here, and we’d be gone.”

Tears gathered in her eyes, and she nodded quickly. He moved away the bone, allowing her room to move and she immediately opened the register. Lust caught Error’s hand, squeezing it. His husband quickly pressed a kiss to his cheek without taking his gaze of the poor girl. She was trembling as she heaved the cash onto the counter. Lust felt himself warm in pleasure at the terrified look in her eyes. This was life.

As the register was empty, Error quickly put the money into his inventory. They exchanged a gaze and a nod.

“sorry, sweetheart,” Lust began, giving her a gaze of mock pity. He then discarded the faked look, letting a shudder of excitement go through him. “can’t let you live. after all, how many skeletons, of which one is as unique as him, are running around robbing stores? can't risk it. honey?” He turned toward his husband.

The girl didn’t even have time to scream as Error summoned a bone and drove it straight through her soul. Lust stepped away to avoid the blood – he was wearing designer clothes! – but Error didn’t bother. Lust watched him in appreciation as the girl’s blood dripped down his cheek and as Error licked it away from his teeth. There were few sights as enticing as his husband covered in someone else’s blood. Error sometimes used his strings to make the death less messy, but he knew how much Lust loved this look on him.

“gorgeous,” he breathed. Error smiled, tiptoeing to kiss him. Lust leaned down, licking the rest of the blood of his teeth. The pleasure Error from the pure worship in Lust’s gaze was obvious – the other hadn’t ever been told how lovely he was before he and Lust began to see each other. As they broke away, Error quickly shoved the body behind the counter and wiped the blood of it while Lust deactivated the security cameras after snatching the candy of the counter. Disabling them was a child’s play.

Error grabbed his hand as they were finished, and they made their way out. Quickly flipping the sign from Open to Closed they ensured some time before anyone noticed.

“mY tuRN tO DRIve,” Error pointed out as Lust moved to swing up on the motorcycle. He sighed, throwing the other a fond glance.

“i hoped you’d let me anyway.”

Error grinned, and Lust’s soul skipped a beat.

“too bad.”

Lust leaned toward his husband’s back as they speeded along the road. Screw not getting blood in his clothes, stealing some new would be a trifle.

“where to now?”

Another town, another hotel, another store or bank. There was a world of possibilities and marvels in front of them, and nothing worth thinking about behind. Anything they wanted they could get. Lust smiled as his wedding ring – pure gold and real diamonds – on his finger shimmered in the sunlight.

“anYWhere We WaNt,” Error replied. His voice was clear despite the airstream, and filled with joy. “The WOrld iS OurS.”

“ours,” Lust agreed as the sun washed over his bones and the birds sang. The world was beautiful, and it belonged to them.