#third marriage

[michyeosseo]

I need an alcohol friend. Is that fine with you?

Yoon Hae Young as NOEL THIRD MARRIAGE (2023) 1.07

[guinevereslancelot]

first base is wound tending second base is hand touching

[mapecl-stories]

The Radiant Charisma

Once upon a time in the picturesque village of Kleinhausen, where Mr. Wolfgang owned a charming and equally peculiar little house. Proudly perched in front of the house stood a garden gnome, armed with a mischievous grin and an oversized spade, adorning the front yard. Yet, the most striking element of the scene was undoubtedly the nuclear power plant that unexpectedly found its place next to the gnome. Well, that's what you might call "radiant diversity."

On a sunny day, something occurred in the peaceful Kleinhausen that sent the villagers into a whirlwind of excitement. Mr. Wolfgang's tomatoes suddenly grew to the sky, as splendid as the giants from fairy tales. Even the celery turned into a wonder of the vegetable world, leaving the village community in awe. Especially Mrs. Wolfgang's wife in her third marriage, the good Anette, was beside herself with joy. As someone who knew as much about cesium and plutonium as a gnome knew about rocket science, she celebrated the splendid harvest with ecstatic delight. Even poor Peer, the family dog, could barely withstand the vegetable growth and disappeared momentarily within the tomato mountains.

But even more astonishing events were in store: One day, the long-awaited addition to the family arrived – little Wolfgang Junior entered the world. Yet, it was as if the newcomer had claimed the generosity of nature all for himself. Young Wolfgang sported three ears on either side, a mushroom adorned his little head, he seemed to have a penchant for surplus toes, and his hands were equipped with an excess of fingers. Some could swear they heard piano notes coming from his nursery – or was it just happenstance that the melody of "Für Elise" echoed through the room?

Despite the concerning surplus of body parts and the unexpected musical performances, Wolfgang Junior grew up, embraced his existence, and wholeheartedly assumed the title of "Human Bedside Lamp Replacement" in his bedroom. While the son radiated light at night, the parents enjoyed their "Saver" tariff on the electricity bill.

As the boy matured, the number of pimples on his face matched that of his fingers. The quest for love proved challenging for him until he crossed paths with the equally radiant Amalia, blessed with a hint of Chernobyl charm. Together, they radiated towards the harbor of matrimony – a radiant couple, one could say.

The love between Wolfgang Junior and Amalia blossomed, and the pair found joy in their extraordinary togetherness. Even the count of their body parts couldn't deter their affection – they were unique, fitting together like two puzzle pieces from a peculiar dimension.

And so, the story of Mr. Wolfgang, his radiant little house, the splendid tomatoes, and the extraordinary family came to an end. Kleinhausen might have been slightly different from other villages, but that's what made it all the more endearing. Because, at the end of the day, the tale revealed that true beauty and charisma can reside in the extraordinary – even if there's a bit more than just a "three, two, one" of it.

[causticflower]

“—and the love you are made of.” (and I love you because you are love)

@lovesick-x-prince what if i cried. HUH.

[the thing causing big emotion]

[quilldesignz]

The Mad King of Mezalea | The Last Member of The Cod Alliance

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Bonus 8: How met your mother (CSSR design by @qourmet!)

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[taegyunie]

the cutest ending fairy

[watchfuldeer]

last night i went to a really fun and informal fundraiser evening with jesse and lucy at westminster school, where they were interviewing each other. i got to ask a question which i’ve mused upon for some time about tom, shiv and greg. enjoy! full transcript under cut

Transcript

me: so i’m gonna have to look at what i wrote down.

jesse: that’s alright, you’re highly in credit since you know more about the show than us. more about john berryman.

(laughter)

lucy: tell us what we’ve done wrong so far!

me: god, no. i wouldn’t! so my question, this is a character based question, and one thing that probably got a bit subsumed in the fourth season just because everything was happening. but i’d like to know more about tom and shiv, and also greg. because my read on the situation between the three of them is that greg is a source of marital strife (laughter) that shiv never noticed, and what would it have taken for shiv to notice the depth of greg’s presence in their marriage.

jesse: uh huh.

me: and tom’s attachment to him.

jesse: uh huh. sometimes you get little bits in life or you see something and you’re like, i wish we were making the show, because i suddenly do want to hear shiv say ‘greg you’re a source of marital strife’.

(laughter)

jesse: that’s like, when you’re like, that’s gonna be in, we’re not gonna cut that.

lucy: absolutely.

jesse: (doing greg voice) wh-wh-what?!

(laughter)

lucy: yeah. well we enjoyed that, didn’t we. we had a scene in america decides, which was the only scene between shiv and greg.

jesse: oh yeah.

lucy: the election episode in the final season where she takes him into a little room and threatens him.

me: ah, but it’s jealousy over lukas, over the greg and lukas thing, and it’s like, have you forgotten your husband, who is also very attached to this limpet?

lucy: yeah. i would also say that there are marriages in which a third party is not an unuseful thing, as well. not in a forgiving way about infidelity, but i would say that there are things that tom can express with and at and on greg (laughter) as it were, to greg, that are useful because he’s both a - you know the great, the interesting thing about tom is that he’s both a courtier and a bully. he’s that rare combination of someone who you totally believe as being almost like (mimes bowing and doffing cap) ‘oh yes sorry thank you yes ma’am’ and also like, ‘i’m gonna kill you’ and that juxtaposition is what makes him so interesting.

but in his marriage to shiv he has no real way, until quite late i guess in the final season, where we explore it, to hold power over her and to use that part of himself. so he’s accepted the acquiescing, he’s accepted the role of courtier in that marriage, and greg is quite a useful place where he gets to express all of that, the bully in him so that maybe it doesn’t have to come out in the marriage. which might be bad, because perhaps it should do and then the marriage would’ve ended much earlier, yknow, when shiv would just be like ‘i’m not dealing with you challenging me in any way’. so it’s not until that balcony scene i think where he really challengers her much at all. possibly the beach scene, where he sort of says that he’s considered leaving her, and how that would feel. but with aggressive challenge? it’s all directed at greg, and greg is allowed to be the place where all those feelings go.

me: but the affection - there’s also affection between them.

jesse: YEAH. and i think that’s the other thing maybe you’re alluding to is like, she… i think, some things you know you’re putting in the show because you talk about them and other things just naturally occur, and audiences and people tell you what the show is and what you put in there and you didn’t even realise, but i think we were aware of this - she’s oblivious. her obliviousness is a big part of her wealth and her upbringing and… so there’s something homoerotic going on between greg and tom.

me: i mean it’s not for me to say.

(laughter)

jesse: and does she… i think there’s two ways of reading that, either she’s oblivious, and that’s intriguing and possible. the other is that she sort of - there’s a scene in, you know that one, in the sun valley media conference in argestes, where we wrote a bit where shiv shows up unexpected and tom’s sort of flirting with someone, and it never really landed that much. i think we were like, oh this really gonna, shiv’s gonna spark up when she sees him flirting with someone. and it’s one of those things where you were like, you know what? i don’t think she gives a hoot, really, does she.

(laughter)

jesse: it’s like, she hasn’t got that, that’s not in her belly, that fear of loss.

lucy: no.

jesse: so i think that goes, that probably goes for a same-sex relationship or flirtation as much as it does for with a woman.

lucy: i think that’s true.

jesse: like she really… even if he was like - and this is not the way that tom would be like - ‘i think i’d like to sleep with greg’, i think she’d be like (mimes looking at watch) ‘when?’.

(laughter)

jesse: (as shiv) ‘not when i’m in the city, that’s weird, tom’.

(laughter)

jesse: i don’t think she’d have any fundamental objection to that.

lucy: that’s true. i think jealousy is quite a low status emotion.

jesse: yes.

lucy: and i think that she would struggle to feel it.

(jesse laughs)

lucy: even if it was present in some way, she would never be able to access it because it would put her too much at a disadvantage. so i think yeah exactly that, it would be like, ‘oh i guess you’re going to fuck that boring woman now are you, tom’ or do that, like… she has to be here (mimes one hand above another hand) so jealousy can’t really be accessed by her. so she might be irritated by greg, but in the way you would be by a mosquito.

me: to her detriment.

lucy: to her detriment, sure, ultimately yeah.

[columbidaae]

more modern aus ahould include kooveyok I think

[wulfhalls]

same dynamic. to me

[michyeosseo]

Yoon Hae Young as MIN HAE-IL THIRD MARRIAGE (2023) 1.01

[qsmpbutwithsignlanguage]

I see your 'QSMP players' irl romantic partners are patron gods that give them assistance in times of need' and your 'Tommy is Tubbo's patron god because of the marriage gag and Tubbo is very, very tired' and I raise you a 'CDawgVA is IronMouse's patron god who randomly appears to tell IronMouse to go to sleep and has bought nearly every Cinnamoroll in existence for her'.

Just. Think about it.

[bobcatblahs]

Even though pride is over I wanted to take a moment to remind everyone that just because a “couple” looks straight it doesn’t meant they are straight

Some examples include:

Remember! This is the same two people:

Never assume to know a “straight passing” couple isn’t queer in queer spaces!

Because the Master and the Doctor are queer AF

[bananapeeeeellssss]

I’m 100% for BerTim (I think that’s the ship name it’s Bernard and Tim), but imagine.

Red Robin suddenly just gets a tag along on his patrols. The bats do not know who this person is. They can never find them. They are always there. Eventually it is let slip that Red Robin and this mysterious vigilante are boyfriends (Could be Bernard, or Kon, or anyone else doesn’t matter). This person is just as well trained as a Robin, but never gives a name when asked. So a meme begins (This is based off the Dr Seuss title)

One Robin (Dick as Robin)

Two Robin (Jason as Robin)

Red Robin (Tim as Red Robin)

Blue Robin (Mysterious Boyfriend)

Damian is pissed he was left out as the ‘blood son’ and ‘superior Robin’, Steph is dying of laughter somewhere, Babs is making sure the meme never dies, and Bruce is dying because he can’t for the life of him find his son’s Boyfriend. Naturally, Tim and MB (Mysterious Boyfriend) only find out about this after people start calling after him. Maybe the homophobes online try to argue Nightwing is the real ‘Blue Robin’ because he was the first Robin and wears blue now then Nightwing goes out with pride stuff all over his suit to support his brother.

I would write a fic but I chose to do this instead. Might make an image for it. That is all. Have a wonderful day. (Might update with more later)

[colapoint]

y'all ain't ready for the conversation that oscar piastri should be the much needed third guy in every troubled relationship

[cringedropsaloon]

She's taunting me.

She fucking KNOWS I want that man 😭😭😭