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I just realized I never posted photos of this really pretty harvestman i came across a while back. Note the green pedipalps and the dark and light spots on its back.
#opiliones#arachnids#chelicerata#bugs#harvestman#bugblr#the light spots were a very light green iirc (it's been a while) but they just look white here#there's a photoset of a really cool harvestman going around and it reminded me of this one and i realized i never posted these pics#spider#(ik they arent spiders but i'm tagging it as that for blacklist purposes#bc i imagine that someone who's really scared of spiders probably doesnt care that actually opiliones are not spiders just close relatives)#i think its so cool how i didnt even know opiliones were a thing until a couple of years ago and now i see them all the time#turns out they're pretty common around here#(not that i never saw them before i mustve just assumed they were spiders)#theyre usually not as pretty as this one though#most of the ones i see are just black or dark brown#also i have a massive backlog of pictures ive never posted of bugs and other nature stuff#my stuff#my posts#outside tag#nature
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wonderland
summary: didnât they tell us âdonât rush into things?â didnât you flash your green eyes at me? havenât you heard what becomes of curious minds? (or: what happens after graduation to a pair of teenagers in love)
word count: 1k
cw: irresponsible decision making (but i assure you there will be no consequences), The Teenage Need To Get The Fuck Out Of Your Hometown, mountains of fluff, my usual Thing iykyk, excessive 1989-related puns
hajimeâs never considered himself an impulsive person.
sure, heâs: headstrong, audacious, hotheaded. but he almost always has oikawa spearheading his more reckless decisions with wild emotional situations, a shield that makes him look like a calm, responsible adult. oikawa could make almost anyone look sane.
hajime is pretty sure even oikawa would call him crazy right now, if oikawa werenât in argentina. maybe, for all his turbulent nature, his friend really is some grounding force; since heâs been gone, hajimeâs felt on the precipice of something⊠big. earth-shattering.
âi just canât stand it,â you say, head lolled back onto his shoulder, spine curving into his chest. hajime is trying valiantly to ignore the soft weight of your ass on his lap, even though youâre mostly sitting between his applesauce-crossed legs. he can feel it, though, against his right thigh. he is failing miserably. âit feels like everyoneâs moving and iâm⊠stuck.â
âstuck,â he echoes, and you roll your head so youâre looking right, out of his bedroom window at the familiar landscape of miyagi. the sun is close to setting, having burned through the daytime clouds and casting a brilliant glow over you. your lips look darker and fuller and more kissable in this light, heâd thought earlier, right before heâd kissed them bruised.
âmore like a balloon,â you muse. âon a still day. just drifting up, and up, and up, and the birds are just flying by.â
he hums, deep in his chest, in agreement. somethingâs felt wrong ever since graduation. you and he had stayed, and it had been what you both wanted at first.
but not like this.
miyagi without oikawa, without makki, who was rooming with mattsun in the city while the latter earned his junior degree and the former chased youtube fame, wasnât what heâd thought it would be at all.
âitâs gonna be all ours,â youâd promised him, graduation cap tilted jauntily and smile brighter than the pure white clouds drifting above. âyouâre all i need, hajime.â
but miyagi without the people youâd grown up with was empty, a melody that only echoed memories. it was you and himâand the ghosts of your childhoods.
âyouâre not happy here,â he says. not a question.
you twist to look at him, eyes open wide. âiâm happy with you. i didnât meanââ
âi know,â he says, kissing your pursed, worried mouth. âbut weâre not happy here. i feel it too. maybe iâm crazy, but i think we needââ
âchange!â youâre sitting straighter in his lap now. âevery day is the same. iâm starting to feel like i need to do something insane. i need enrichment in my enclosure.â
he puts his arms around you and you draw yourself tighter into him until youâre cheek to cheek.
âdo you trust me?â he says. you snort.
âwhat is this, haji, aladdin?â
âyes,â he says, rolling his eyes. in this light, theyâre a forest, green and deep and irresistibly inviting to you. âdo you trust me, princess?â
you nod, and he feels it against him, your skin rasping together. âof course. take me to wonderland.â
âthatâs corny, too,â hajime grumbles. âdonât criticize my romantic gestures then reference the wrong movie.â
âwhatever,â you brush him off. âhow much do we need to pack?â
thatâs how the sun sets on your last night in miyagi.
hayakawa tomokaâs job at the ticket counter is so boring. she sits there all nightâduring the day, she studies fine artâ, a magazine propped up in front of her, arching high brows at anyone who hadnât had the forethought to buy tickets online.
she does so now at the young couple skidding to a stop in front of her, suitcases bulging even if thereâs only one each, panting for breath and knocking shoulders as though even their bodies are on a gravitational course to each other. they canât be more than twenty.
âwhenâs your next flight to california?â one asks, his straight hair sticking up like a hedgehog.
ââŠwhere in california?â hayakawa asks, pointing her mouth at them. âitâs a big state.â
âanywhere,â the other says. âweâll find our way to where we need to be.â
hayakawa blinks slowly at them. these new romantics are too exhausting to deal with at this hour. she types, click-click-click, wrinkling her forehead at the blue glow of her computer.
you stare anxiously at her as she does, desperately hoping for anything in the next day.
hajime tugs you into him as you wait, and you relax, turning a closed-eye smile up at him while he looks down on you with a mirrored expression.
âtoo impulsive for you yet?â he says, mouth twisting wryly. you shake your head.
âthereâs one to santa ana,â hayakawa says. âthe south. in five hours.â
âperfect,â you say eagerly.
âthank you,â hajime says.
there are two seats free next to each other, serendipitously. ticket prices are exorbitant, but not bank-breakingâboth of you had worked all of high school at the cafĂ© next door, earning good tips and waiting for something worth spending it on.
âokay,â hayakawa says finally. âyour flightâs set, mr. and mrs. iwaizumi. safe travels.â
âthank you,â you say effusively, âso much.â
âyou too,â says hajime, and then turns very red.
hayakawa watches you go, a rare and soft smile gracing her features as your suitcases crash into each other even as both of you refuse to let go of the otherâs hand to control their direction. the night shift is boring. something like this shakes things up.
after a raceâmore like a marathonâthrough customs, hajime finds himself shifting in a plastic seat, peering through the blackness of the night for a glimpse of airplanes landing. falling stars, sort of, magic to be wished on. you breathe evenly, deeply asleep with your head on his shoulder, his denim jacket wrapped around you, leaving him with just his hoodie and the new band of cheap jewelry around his fourth finger.
his mother would flip if she knew how rushed his wedding was. next time, he promises himself, heâll do it again with you if youâll keep having him and the ceremony will be beyond your wildest dreams.
itâs colder than he thought it would be in the airport. the earth is moving under his feet.
youâre all he needs; heâs gonna give you the world.
#tbh i usually write hajime w brown eyes even though theyre green in the show im pretty sure. but it had to be done đ#haikyuu!! x reader#haikyuu x reader#hq x reader#hq!! x reader#iwaizumi my beloved my husband loml etc etc#iwaizumi x reader fluff#iwaizumi hajime x reader fluff#iwaizumi hajime x reader#iwaizumi x reader#iwaizumi fluff#haikyuu fluff#haikyuu x reader fluff#haikyuu!! fluff#hq!! fluff#hq fluff#what if⊠i made this a snippet series. like their life as they figure it out as a couple married way too young navigating a new world#step one of the journey to irvine
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2012 Malaysian Grand Prix - Sebastian Vettel & Fernando Alonso
#it is like always palable shock whenever i notice how significant their height dif is#by significant i mean theyre both small to me so seeing that seb is actually noticeably taller is so ?????????#logically i know hes taller but still. it doesnt feel right#it just is not noticeable usually bcs theyre both often around taller men so to see proof of it breaks me#okay about these. they seemed pretty friendly with each other in early 2012 ngl đ„ș#its one thing being friendly when youre on a podium or something bcs its courtesy even if theres tension imo#but them walking together randomly hehehehe đ€đ€đ€#i wonder what they were talking about. i think they were prob going to the drivers meeting tbh#aaahh also there were other pics(but imago watermark ugh) and theyre just walking so close...pressed shoulder to shoulder#EEEEEEEEE seb always looks so pleased and happy and giggly to be talking to him#every day a catie in your area gets taken over by looking through vettonso pics. it is truly an epidemic.#you can only save her by talking to her about vettonso. ...might make it worse though.#sebastian vettel#fernando alonso#vettonso#f1#formula 1#formula one#we do a little bit of f1#2012 malaysian gp#I LOVE MALAYSIAN GP SO MUCH BRING IT BACK ALL MY FAV PICS ARE FROM SEPANG AAAGAHHHH
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Mimic Steve!!! at number Seven I see,,, was that, perchance, on purpose? :D
AYYYY you caught that! I'm so glad someone did lol.
I had to go hunt down what I already posted about the Mimic Steve AU lmao
It's honestly easier to read the first part here , but basically, it's an AU that centers around how the Steve we know isn't actually Steve Harrington; he's a replacement that his parents bought and paid Brenner/The Lab for.
What he actually is, is a being similar to humans with mimic-like abilities from another dimension. They kidnapped him at a young age and then later tortured him into being Steve when the real one passed away from cancer as a child.
There's a vast number of problems happening when the story starts but the biggest is that Robin and Nancy have accidentally discovered that the real Steve Harrington is dead and the house Steve lives in doesn't actually belong to the Harrington's.
In a panic-ridden attempt to prevent them from discovering he's a monster from an alternate dimension whose stuck, Steve taps Eddie for help on grounds that he has romantic feelings for Eddie and already thinks he doesn't deserve to be loved in return. I he loses Eddie as a friend over this then well-- chances were that was gonna happen anyways because he sucks at hiding that he's in love--but he can't lose Robin.
In his head, that means Robin can't learn that he's not human
Snippet:
âSweetheart, you are Steve.â
He frantically shook his head. âNo, Iâm not. Iâm a copy of Steve, one they forced so hard that it--it overwrote the real me. I donât know who I actually am, Eddie.âÂ
Besides a fucking monster, from somewhere else.Â
(At his lowest, in the dark of the house in the middle of the night, Steve turned himself back into his base form.Â
The thing he was--or at least thought he was--before heâd been kidnapped.Â
Stared at himself in the mirror and felt only terror, because he didnât recognize himself. )
Eddie stepped up, gently took one of Steveâs hands.Â
Threaded their fingers together.Â
âOkay.â He said, eyes searching Steveâs own. âWhat can I do to help you find yourself?âÂ
Steve stared back.Â
âI havenât--I neverâŠâ He trailed off faintly, all thoughts of who he had been and who he was impersonating vanishing in the face of his reality.Â
That Steveâs life had been so preoccupied with keeping himself safe by living within a lie, he never actually spent any time trying to figure out who he was.Â
Eddie seemed to realize this, and nodded once as if Steveâs expression was an answer in and of itself. âItâs okay. I mean it. Itâs a big thing, and itâll take you some time, but Iâll be there with you if you want me to be.âÂ
Steve sniffed.
âEven if I turn into a car again?âÂ
Eddie laughed softly. âYeah Sunlight. Even if you scare the shit out of me by turning into a car again.âÂ
âTheyâre emergency purposes only.â Steve said--and he meant it.Â
(The fear of getting stuck as something non-human had terrified him so badly the car incident had left him puking up his guts for two days after, nerves shot.)Â
âNow about changing into that courthouse clerkâŠâ
#fun fact about the first mimic steve#outside of my editor#no one seemed to catch that Steve morphed into his âdadsâ car#Mimic steve#it does have a happy ending#but theres like a SLEW of trigger warnings#I still tried to make it funny though lmao#morbid comedy used to be my jam writing wise and while it usually only comes up#when im writing for the Everyone's A War Criminal And Murderer At Best Fandom (TFs)#it spills out into ST sometimes lol#steddie#like its pre steddie but much like chokechain where they kinda already know theyre into each other we kick pretty fast right into actual#steddie with a side of#monsterfucker Eddie Munson
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a friend who'd wait :)
#im posting this very late because i was sort of weary of how it came out and ended up messing w it until it was like 4am oops.#and i have plans tmrw so... oh well! i did my best and ill put it out while i can!#and i tried to make the scene match barnard's colors lol#finn's ocs#finn's art#i know i said id do more sillay stuff with the simpler screentone only style but i had a couple more of these in me#and this is the first piece im making thats like an actual part of the story too rather than just setting stuff for fun#i wanna write something to go with it too but for now ill just sort of briefly explain the context in the tags here:#barnard has a pretty bad case of OCD and his compulsions have made it difficult to make friends in the past#he was never outright bullied or anything but people just didnt really have the patience to deal with it#he has compulsions that include stuff like walking through doors until it feels right and needing things to be perfectly aligned#which in group settings has lead to people having to wait for him to finish his rituals and join them#they might find it tolerable at first but eventually they grow impatient and hes just... not invited to stuff anymore#but juno is a newer member of the guild who ends up frequenting the same library. hes also kinda a little weird#and they dont become fast friends or anything but just sort of naturally spend time in the same place#though they never plan meetups they eventually fall into a routine. around the same time theyd just both be at the library#and read next to each other. and maybe talk a bit. and eventually they end up walking back to the guildhall together#since theyre going to the same place after all. and juno always waits for barnard outside the door#eventually barnard asks if this bothers him. juno kinda just tells him 'of course it does' without any malice or anything. just a statement#barnard is surprised and apologizes and juno says not to. but the next day juno doesnt show up at the usual time.#barnard assumes hes committed somekinda more by bringing it up. he ends up staying there late reading to get his mind off it & not ruminate#but when he leaves juno is in fact still waiting for him down the hall (see pic) having collected a bunch of books literally abt ocd#he fell asleep bc barnard stayed later than expected. and hes an eepy guy generally. and also one very bad at expressing himself#but now barnard gets that juno's 'of course it [bothers me]' had the implication of 'but its worth it' which no friend has previously done.#and from the interaction juno was also able to understand that this isn't something barnard just does for the hell of it so. he studies.#and checks a bunch of stuff out because he thinks it could help his friend too (theres ocd workbooks and such- i remember working w them)#and thats the point where they became more ''friends'' than ''pleasant library acquaintances''#from there on they also do get into juno's problems. whole other bag of worms. but this specific scene is more about bernard from his pov#sorry about when i said briefly explain. i lied </3#but compared to the whole sequence im picturing its brief so shhh
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busy trying not to let panicking depresso espresso brain take over my life rn
#im not functionally in trouble for anything kinda#but i left my wired headphones in and visible yesterday by accident and it kiiinda got us a safety bulletin this morning#about how theyre like ... blanket banned from this site ...... even though were in a fucking field all day and its dull as hell#but that aside like the site leader im with takes the 'i dont give a fuck but dont get me in trouble' stance#and in fairness i wasnt the only one mine were just more obvious lol#but i also KNOW he's one of a select group of petty gossipmongerers#the guy is usually pretty cordial and was nice for the rest of the day#like functionally i still did my job and went beyond by forwarding missing information after work#so whoever has to finish my paperwork can do it easily without manually flipping through everything#it was an accident ;____; i just had noise in because my brain was being a dick this week#'i dont care if people like me' i say .. sniffling ...#the only reason this is a problem is because our primary contractor sucks lmao#theyve got profession & site wide rules and this one is because yes its dangerous to work in close proximity with plant with headphones#are we anywhere near plant ??? no. is everyone single earbudding this just in case of an emergency???? yes.#do we spend all day in a field alone a lot of the time in miserable ass conditions ??? yes!!#are we that dumper driver who drove OVER someones truck because they were blasting metal into their skulls??? NO.#and aside aside from that he did say to one of the guys he likes most 'if they cant then you cant' and made him take his out#so like ... i think im fine im just kfjskfj#anyway im fine im just embarrassed and stressed#rory's ramblings
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IVE BEEN KEEPING EARWIGS AS PETS AND I GOTTA SAY: THEY'RE SUPERB LITTLE GUYS! IF YOU WANT SOME BASIC EARWIG FACTS, HIT ME UP. I LOVE THESE LITTLE FUCKS.
#is me#ohhhhhhhhhhh theyre just!!!!!!!!!!!!! theyre so!!!!!!!!!!!#:D!!!!!!!!!!#everyone ive told about them though has NOT been impressed.#usually it's a chorus of âewwwwwâ âgrossâ and âwhyâ#which like! yeah alright theyre not everyones cup of tea#but i like them :)#IM PRETTY SURE I HAVE AN EGG-BEARING ONE RN#AND IM CROSSING MY FINGERS WE GET EGGS
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im gonna be honest i think they could have done so much better with the sonic x dc designs i feel like most of them are just okay at best and they didnt really play around with the concept as much as they could have to come up with a fun design. but i dont know what to suggest that would make them better
#sonic and knuckles literally look straight out of bootleg merch or weird youtube kids animations#that are trying to combine a bunch of different characters who are popular with kids for maximum profits with minimum effort#(which. okay maybe thats not too far off from whats actually going on here)#maybe theyd look better animated? because i thought shadow looked really cool in the animation#but he looks less cool as just a still image#shadow is still one of the better designs in that collab though. along with amy#actually i think part of it might be the shoes. the shoe designs for a lot of the characters feel very low effort and overly simple#compared to what they usually wear. which is weird considering some of the normal shoes ARE pretty simple#maybe it was done for the sake of accuracy to the hero theyre based on ? but i think that would be kinda silly#considering from what ive seen theres already a lot of variation in the hero outfits in normal dc media#as long as it matches the general idea of what the superhero wears i feel like its fine to change it a bit to fit the sonic style more#and i said before that shadow and amy are the best designs out of what we've been shown#and looking at them again. i think theyre the only ones the shoes complaint doesnt apply to#i mean shadows are still just a recolor of his normal shoes but thats fine . at least theyre not just one solid color .#the shoes probably arent the only issue though its just the only one i can actually explain
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me: yeah idk i tend to kill plants and cant keep ferns alive :/
also me: convinces my dad to buy me a staghorn fern
anyways please behold my newest prized possession before i kill it :)
#i was SHOCKED to see some at my nursery they never have anything fun tbh#like theyre great for outdoor plants!!! like so so good at thay#but indoor plants? theyre pretty slim usually#but today!! they had some really fun ones including these :)#and i was so shocked and awestruck seeing one in person that i naturally made the questionable impulse choice to buy it#even though it was uh. $30. which doesnt seem bad or unfair but like. thats a lot of money for me đ
#like it didnt come out of my pocket bc im broke as fuck but still. mildly painful. considering how little confidence i have#in my ability to keep it alive#but i am well armed with research and love. so lets see.
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sleepy mr baby + other random misc images
#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that --#1. Interesting formations in the bottom of a cocoa powder container#2. more pressed four leaf clovers for the year. found all in one day#3. The picture is so blurry it's hard to tell but it's a DOUBLE clover! I've found multiple 6 leaf clovers before but usuall#y they're connected much higher up where the leaves are and sort of look like one clover. Where this one was like... connected lower down a#the stem and so it literally just looks like two 3 leaf clovers merged together.#4. Love his silly sleepy stretch bapy face#5. An interesting new matching card game thing that I tried playing a while ago. Another into my ever growing giant collection of#games that I rarely have the chance to actually play with people lol.. Current favorites are Bethump'd With Words. Tapple. Lowdown-Go.#classic Boggle and Scrabble and such. This one I think is just called 'SET' ?#For any fellow ... boardgame lovers?? theyre not really boardgames.. But when I say 'card game lovers' then it sounds more like#I'm referring to people who like to play Cards - like rummy or king's corners or jacks up or etc. And I dont mean playing cards type#games. But then if i just say 'Game lovers' then that sounds like video games... hrmm... terminology.. ANYWAY#6. PIGEONS ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD.. spotted..!! clapping cheering sobbing at their beauty so on and so forth#7. back at it again..I know all of these images look the same because I get the same exact order every single time I go to zero dregrees lo#. but it IS all separate occasions. I allow myself to go one single time a year (pretty expensive like.. $12 for the garlic noodles I think#or even $15. And probably $7 for a drink. so it's a very rare treat). (Garlic noodles with beef. matcha bubble tea. coffee bubble tea. pina#colada smoothie thing (not alcoholic). strawberry cheesecake milkshake.). Funnily looks like I'm just reposting the same image though lol#8. Random picture from that other costume I did a while ago after I had taken the wig off and my hair was sitting funny#Like a pta mom manager side bang sort of look but also with clown makeup lol#9. SKY.. very pale blue and white... perfect..#photo diary
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#sorry ranting again but#tw weight#i shouldn't eveb have checked my weight yesterday#i feel so disgusting doing anything today#like everything that i generally donr associate w weight is now reminding me like oh youre doing your daily walking but ur still overweigt#i cannot do anything normally without thinking about it#and its been so long since i hated myself this much this is so annoying#im scared whike filling uni forms because i think oh they will reject you cuz youre fat#even though it has nothing to do w my appearance at all#i didn't feel like cleaning my room today but then i was like oh youre ugly and disgusting at the same time ??? atleast clean your room#im trying to reason w myself but it's just not working#i skipped class today but i have to go tomorrow and im so scared cuz i dont really have friends there#but theres some nice girls i talk to once in a while and they have told me things like 'youre so pretty' 'i love your hair' etc#and i know because i usually do well in mock tests and dont annoy anyone... nobody really hates me#theyre pretty chill#but im still like oh these guys are gonna laugh at me or talk like did you see her today she couldn't have gotten worse#thankfully our break time bw classes is shorter now so i wont be eating during break because i always refuse when someone else offers me#i think the one girl i do share food w and talk to quite often is skipping tomorrow so im extra scared#i dont eveb know anymore#og
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me and my sister went to the mall today and we ran into hot topic so fucking fast it was unbelievable. me and my sister are literal opposites when it comes to fashion. she picked pink, pastel shit like she was trying to be all uwu kawaii meanwhile im just standing here with my arms full of emo and goth shit, i legit felt like daigo and masato with all this emo drip i had walked out with. (p.s. they should put yakuza stuff in hot topic if they havent already because i have yet to have any yakuza related things in my room </3 also hot topic is like the only store i will shop at)
im so sorry to say these words to you but reading this reminded me of my immortal
#snap chats#I ALSO HAVE NO ROOM TO TALK THOUGH CAUSE I LITERALLY JUST GOT BACK FROM HOT TOPIC AND SPENCERSLKEAKVJA#rubbing off my fucking eyeliner as we speak im no better than a goffick and im sure the stuff you got was actually real fire and im jealous#i actually wore my hakuho pin out today- i pinned it on my back jean jacket. not to flex on you or anything đ„Ž#i remember the day my college friend said something about me being goth and i looked like a dumbass saying 'im not goth...'#when all i ever did was wear black. and tbf i toned it down a LOT while i was at school. i wanted to be normal-passing đđ#that aside i only went in to get jewelry and a new belt chain. also a kirby keychain and nail polish#but like it was that Blackheart brand so you know i just wanted it for the skull container and the name. also i was running out#my hot topic really doesnt have any clothes- or at least clothes i fuck with like its mostly skirts and puffy-sleeved shirts#and yeah those are epic and awesome but they're not my style yk. love it on other people just not on me#i usually get my clothes from like. express or skate shops. very different fashions as you can see LMAOOO#like today i got this really pretty crane shirt and then like. i got a black-and-white striped long sleeve with a skeleton hand patch LMAO#UGH im pissed i didnt get the red and black variant too but i didnt think bout it til i already left#i want to get new boots- the ones i have now are great and i love them but i want something chunkier#my 'goth' fashion is really lowkey honestly like i hardly consider myself goth cause of it- its very casual ig#ignore the fuck-you amount of rings i wear ok. theyre pretty..... also they have certain meanings sometimes#like i wear an owl ring cause it reminds me of my sis since she loved owls growing up and went to a uni with an owl mascot#i wear a dragon ring sometimes cause dragons remind me of my dad. for whatever reason.#idk its cause he tried to convince me i was born year of the dragon when i wasnt ?? idk funny guy lmao#and then i already said i wore snake stuff and crosses cause I Hate My Mom. also i was born a snake#also my dads a christian so :] i will wear two cross rings and a cross necklace tyvm love you pops i wish you were around more#uhhh did i want to say anything else. idk im just dumping about my emo bullshit thanks for reading â ïžâ ïž#if this wasnt my yakuza blog id actually just show the haul i got today BUT i will spare you lot from my emo bullshit#ok ill kill the tags here now im SILLY
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For funsies I like to go thru the Habsburg family tree, usually to try and determine who's related to who. I'm still constantly taken aback by how incestous it genuinely is đđ It'll be like, oh hey I feel like I recognize the wife's name!! ....it's the husband's niece, great.
Ik its probably common knowledge but it's still surprising to me how closely related the Bourbons and Habsburgs are despite basically considering each other rivals. Like for Louis XIV and Leopold I, you guys are literally first cousins(I think.)
(Yes this is what I do for fun on weekends, shut up.)
#it bugs me how male centered family trees arw#but trying to make my own đ i understand#luckily the wives are usually closely related so-#though i feel like at least on the austrian side they're a bit more distant?#cause ill click on the wife and i dont recognize her parents so!#but im sure theyre distant cousins lmao#i wanna start off from frederick iii#but i started off from charles v right?#i love how the two marriages of his kids just. literally:#1. first cousins. 2. literal niece and uncle#im looking at this like đ#i knew it was bad but đ getting hit with it early on is so ughhhhhh#if i make a bigger one i need to write down the family relations cause its sooooooooo bad#but the amnt of times ive been like hey wait this name is familar...?#and then i realize ive other written it down on the chart and this guy is in fact marrying his cousin. neat.#my moms like why do you like them so much even tho they're like this#and its like: well its not like i can go back in time and change it đ i just try not to think abt it too deeply#kinda funny how the attractiveness kinda does align with how incestous their parents are JDJFKGKGGK#though most of the women are pretty and i feel like Joseph I was a fluke more or less#catie.rambling.txt
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#periodical life updates#lets hope this one goes better than the last one </3#anyway hi everyone. im in an entirely different timezone during this trip so its actually mid afternoon right now#thats not what this is about though this is about how im EXCITED FOR ARTFIGHT AS USUAL!!! lemmy posted his s/is and theyre so cute <3#also the theme reveal is coming on the 23! i hope its enough time for the theme templates? i love doing the theme templates with everyone :#this'll be my seventh year participating holy sht!! ive been doing this for seven (7) years!!!!!!!!#ive been feeling like ive been improving in art every artfight but idk how i'll fare this year. i feel like ive been a bit stagnant#and i did some PRETTY KILLER PIECES LAST YEAR;;; who knows if i'll top it; especially with summer college classes UGH#miserable about that btw. college my beloathed forever and ever amen. :/ ive been meaning to fix a few characters profiles and add some too#FINALLY going to separate kelly and jace! kelly is now the bureau of balance halfling only <3 ive been redrawing a new design of her :>#she has cute pointed ears now heho!! and actual more fantasy-esque clothes to fit her universe <3 jace is getting a separate profile!#jace is now solely my sona and i look SO much more gender now with the haircut and i can post my refs <33#i also want to post agent and icarus and all the javelins but that means i have to draw them actually hfjkh <33#i should also actually add something to shen's profile hfkjfh i care more about xer worldbuilding than xer character i feel </3#IVE BEEN MEANING TO GET QUEUE BACK UP but everytime i look at my drafts i feel so tired </3 theres ART i want to reblog!!!#ough. some other time. okay! im gonna get my artfight discord channel back up and running for the new artfight season! let's go let's go!#oh and i'll be sure to announce which team im joining obviously hdjfdh it'll probably be the lighthearted one <3#some of the themes this year are a little off? (stars vs nebula? heart vs soul? arent those the same thing?) but im hoping for the best <3#okay frfr going now! hope for queue soon maybe if i have time/energy! working on artfight! lets goooooo!! <3
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trying to talk to my friends abt music except all my favorite bands are from japan so they're talking abt joji or whatever and I have to butt in like "uh yeah my favorite band is creepy nuts"
#YOU GUYS JUST DONT GET IT#this isnt a joke btw listen to creepy nuts .#one of my other favorite bands being 'ogre you asshole' doesnt make it any easier#usually ill default to keytalk or number girl or sambomaster. stuff rhats like 20% less weird#okay its only weird to my white friends though theyre the only ones who give me a weird look abt my music#anyway back to creepy nuts. listen to nobishiro and specifically the version from the first take#do it for me?? Pretty please
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its really nice being a horror fan tbh if only because most of the complaints i see online about Movies These Days just don't really apply to the movies i watch at all
#like oh you're sick of things being edgeless and watered down and family friendly for maximum appeal?#i won't pretend that's not an issue in the rest of the industry but. yeah almost nothing i watch is like that#even teen horror still tries to keep its edge and have some kind of commentary#we also have way more midbudget and lower budget movies like sure there are some tentpoles but its way less common#two of the most anticipated horrors from 2023 so far were indie projects. one was so low budget that it was just pictures of walls.#and our tentpoles are kind of predicated on going bigger and more insane. not toning it down#theyre still usually pretty bad though lol eye contact with halloween ends and scrim 6#but one thing you can't say about them is that they were boring and pandering to fan service#idk its nice enjoying the one genre that the walt disney company wouldnt touch with a 100 ft pole#avpost#now. we do have the problem with cgi taking over but it is to a lesser extent bc most horror directors love practical effects#and we do also have the remake problem. but that goes back to like literally the 1800s#the second horror movie ever made was a remake of the first horror movie ever made and that set the stage for the rest of the genre
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