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skitskatdacat63 · 3 months ago

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For funsies I like to go thru the Habsburg family tree, usually to try and determine who's related to who. I'm still constantly taken aback by how incestous it genuinely is 😭😭 It'll be like, oh hey I feel like I recognize the wife's name!! ....it's the husband's niece, great.

Ik its probably common knowledge but it's still surprising to me how closely related the Bourbons and Habsburgs are despite basically considering each other rivals. Like for Louis XIV and Leopold I, you guys are literally first cousins(I think.)

(Yes this is what I do for fun on weekends, shut up.)

#it bugs me how male centered family trees arw #but trying to make my own 😭 i understand #luckily the wives are usually closely related so-#though i feel like at least on the austrian side they're a bit more distant?#cause ill click on the wife and i dont recognize her parents so!#but im sure theyre distant cousins lmao #i wanna start off from frederick iii #but i started off from charles v right?#i love how the two marriages of his kids just. literally:#1. first cousins. 2. literal niece and uncle #im looking at this like 😟#i knew it was bad but 😭 getting hit with it early on is so ughhhhhh #if i make a bigger one i need to write down the family relations cause its sooooooooo bad #but the amnt of times ive been like hey wait this name is familar...?#and then i realize ive other written it down on the chart and this guy is in fact marrying his cousin. neat.#my moms like why do you like them so much even tho they're like this #and its like: well its not like i can go back in time and change it 😭 i just try not to think abt it too deeply #kinda funny how the attractiveness kinda does align with how incestous their parents are JDJFKGKGGK #though most of the women are pretty and i feel like Joseph I was a fluke more or less #catie.rambling.txt

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