#theyre so fucking stupid i love them

[c0tards--s0luti0n]

fun fact when i was watching the 2nd maze runner it was like 2 am and i had to try and stop myself from losing it because of the part near the beginning where they just commit multiple crimes IT WAS SO FUNNY MAN I SWEAR

[dizzybizz]

cute date idea: feel a bit homesick while watching aurora borealis for a bit before absolutely destroying yourselves on black sand

[superk1ss]

More doodles. Uzi centric.

[mygroovymutationn]

Hello, I have classic who brainrot 😀

@mygroovymutationn

[jeffthekillerzblog]

stole this idea from @dontlookheswatching LOL

I made this impulsively its 12 am

ben n jeff r so like. not romantic at all in my au LOL like they like each other....they flirt yada yada all the silly crushy stuff and obviously like each other but they're more... best bro friends than romantic partners u know

idk they're so lame and STUPID like gosh. lit the definition of idiots in love

on the pet names thing I think ben would mostly call jeff the weirdess pet names and give him the dumbass nicknames bc it's funny and it annoys jeff while jeff calls ben nothing but his name LOLL

ok hmo on the driving thing neither of them can legally drive but just think of this comedic scene where jeffs just driving and he's terrible at it and he's crashin into everything and him and ben are driving around breaking stuff hitting into street lights etc etc, but also imagine jeff as a passenger princess when ben wants a turn to drive I think they're so stupid

cmon guys. guys I think besides all jeffs asshole-y behavior n stuff he's the most AWKWARD anti social guy ever and bens just draggin him along to go meet w the others and jeffs just standing there awkwardly I DONT KNOW IT JUST SEEMS HIM trust guys trust

in summary, they're just dumb best friends idiots who just so happened to fall in love. I think overall jeff doesn't experience much romantic or sexual attraction thus the aroace hc but his n bens relationship just dif ok....but even then jeffs not all that affectionate towards ben and ben knows that and he knows jeff shows his love in dif ways and he's totally understand and cool w that and UGHHHH UGHFHT they're just....bros....best bros.....but they also kiss sometimes and they love each other lots OKAY I'll stop talking bye

[maples-wonderland]

poison’s got a new friend

they kis

[bugspray333]

[triglycercule]

horror being very specific with table manners and he berates people (dust and killer) for eating like fucking pigs

i think it'd be morbidly funny that because there was no food in horrortale but the cutlery and stuff was all there that maybe he would pretend to eat with no food on the plate. it was in a satirical way that he would joke maybe around horror paps or alone where he would pretend to eat and have really good table manners but then the satire joke became REAL and now horror is incredibly specific about how to eat food

you MUST hold the fork in the left and knife in right says horror. no killer you can't duel wield the fucking knives this is a table not a slaughterhouse. dust pick up your elbows off the table. actually how about you get your entire upper body off the table tf why are you SLEEPING ON THE FOOD??? killer's sitting fetal position in the chair because of course he wouldn't sit normally like the idiot he is. dust is forced to put his hood down and reveal his face no more mysterious shadow style because it puts horror at ease. they cannot have a single peaceful meal because once they get past the table manners phase it then becomes a completion to see who can eat the least (because they suck at everything including eating)

[luck-of-the-drawings]

smth smth about 'the thing that the character did that you thought was rly rly funny in the moment is actually linked to a terrible trauma that lies within said character.' or wahtever.

[callmegaith]

He knew then, he wouldn't make it out of this alive. The beast has tasted his blood, and it will never be enough. But he would rather this than die as anyone else has. Boring.

[rocketonin]

[nerosdayinanime]

(1)gay fish be upon ye

[fear-no-mort]

thinkign about how alone and unloved morty was for all his life and rick was the first time anyobdy ever put such an amount of intense attention and dependency onto him . and rick had a whole new family and losing them made him stop seeing the value in other people as a whole and morty was the one and first thing that woke him up

[v3rm1nn]

fuck you *makes them pocket-sized*

[sinclairstarz]

theyre so cringe

[maples-wonderland]

ghoul and poison found a child