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lousybren · 1 year ago

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griffin: making a boat to cross the river doesnt make sense for us. instead we're gonna slackline, skimboard, and stiltwalk, and we're all gonna fail

#taz #taz steeplechase #theyre so fuckin stupid

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eraserisms · 4 months ago

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" put the FUCKING scissors away! "

@ravenbled is big mad and butthurt about my new do.

Shota was caught holding one of his locks taught with one hand and the other holding a pair or scissors. The 'V' of the blade was pinching his hair but hadn't fully closed.

He had paused in his motion, but only because Zaza had yelled. Being told what not to do, only made Sho want to do it more. The reverse psychology was strong with this one. The teacher's eyes locked with his doppelganger's, eyes boring into him, unblinking. With his gaze unrelenting, slowly, his thumb and index squeezed on the handles before the edges came together with a sharp snip!

"You're not my dad. Don't tell me what to do."

#inbox: ask me no questions and i will tell you no lies #ravenbled #theyre so fuckin stupid #i was gonna queue this but i was like #nah #dryeyed

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rodent-king-buunii · 7 months ago

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They're so dumb

I cant

HELP

#bratz #tweevils #bratz girls really rock #girl failure #theyre so fuckin stupid #queued

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luck-of-the-drawings · 8 months ago

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smth smth about 'the thing that the character did that you thought was rly rly funny in the moment is actually linked to a terrible trauma that lies within said character.' or wahtever.

#jrwi show #jrwi fanart #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #made this within a short span of wahtever bc i gotta go up to the mountains for my stupid gay job tonight n im trying #nnot to frrRREAAAK THE FUCK OUUTTTTTTi dont wanna work but. get that bread we fuckin shall i guess #ONWARDS TO THE FISH TORMENT!! sometimes flowers feel pain when you trim them before their blossoming. atleast i imagine so #i used to draw gillion with loooong hair tied into a big ol braid. and then it was confirmed that he had short hair when he was little.#AT FIRST I WAS SAD. but then i realized the duality of. when they were little. gill had short hair. edyn had long hair.#AND NOW THEYRE OLDER. and gillion has long hair. and edyn has short hair #both mirroring eachother. looking up to eachother. subconsciously or not. they most certainly care. and most certainly miss eachother.#GILLION ALWAYS LOVED HOW LONG HAIR LOOKs. atleast i imagine so. he hasnt cut it since he left the undersea. sure he wanted to go back home #but even at the very start. he knew he was free in some way now. free to grow out his hair. an adventure would await him before he returns.#he knew it would be a while. so he cant let this go. he cant let this sought-after hair-length get cut away from him again #not yet. not yet. i like to think he loved music too. I SAW SOMETHING INTERESTING A BIT AGO #i see alot of ppl commenting on my baby gill comics like;'i wouldFIGHT this teacher i wanna KILL EM i want them DESTROYED #all very good and nice sentiments! i LOVE the energy here! and it would be nice. to have that catharsis #but the story of young tidestrider is not a story of catharsis. it is a story of agony and being so so small and so special and also so dum #and sucking so bad. and just being a kid and doing the things that a little kid does and so many tired tired people reacting badly to it #youre supposed to be the hero that will save us. our world hangs in the balance and you are the one who tips the scales.#YOU are supposed to SAVE US!! you NEED to SAVE US! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING IN YOUR STUPID CHAIR!!#you'd think that young tidestrider ought to prevail. and be tucked someplace all safe and sound.#elders gone missing and rotting in a jail. their cultists nowhere around. but theres no happy endings. not here not now.#this tale is all sorrows n woes. you may dream that justice n peace win the day. but thats not how this story goes #BIG ideas for this lil baby gillion series. if anything i make ever gets disproven im killing myself in a well as to poison a water supply

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monosanimegenericzone · 13 days ago

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i dont know what they're looking at

but the pose was too funny

#hxh #bonolenov #franklin #theyre so fuckin cute #its probably uvo or nobu doing something stupid

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journal-three · 10 months ago

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Hazbin ships?

I think there's just one but it's stuck in the side of the hotel.

#what a fuckin alastor ass response good lord I am a disappointment #hazbin hotel #ask #anon #to actually answer your q which I guess is just. if theres any I like?#tbh not huge into shipping in this series I dont think. huskerdust is cute ofc #and alastor/vox is extremely funny. I want to crack vox open and read him like a book. watch like a tv show? whatever #and chaggie has a godawful ship name but theyre very cute #and radioapple is good for laughs but #idk my favorite is probably radiostatic just for the dynamic. vox is so stupid I love him

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jrueships · 2 months ago

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i genuinely cannot stand being around ppl who have to take their anger out on others . i'm so sick of always having to act like the bigger person to my Older brother while he can just tornado around my entire life & belongings & relationships without warrant all over smthing that had absolutely nothing to do with you or anyone, rlly.

#but HE runs and tells on ME?#i was just going to let shit blow over #lock myself away as fucking alwys like when we were little and he would cuss up a fucking storm #screaming crying and throwing the shit i bought over being unable to beat a game he plays every fucking day #set on fucking Easy mode #and hes hitting a bat into the door or wrecking my shit in my room or fucking. yelling abt me to the fuckin dog #and in the 'dog's voice' making the animal agree with him bcs im? acting crazy #over a fcking video game that u cant even tell him to turn off or at least stop fucking screaming and wailing or else it'll just set it off #sooner #when dad did it he was fcking drunk and i was illegitimate #it's like i cant even fcking escape fcking hell.#hiding all my bad grades in math bcs i couldnt read a stupid fking number right bcs i didnt want ppl screaming at me #for causing even more trouble than they already have to deal with and just living as dumb bcs it costs less #ill get over it ill try harder #i always have to be the bigger fucking man and im so fucking tired of it #but how are u supposed to cut off someone youve been assigned caretaker as b4 u were even born #im so fucking exhausted #anyways so yea. im pretty sensitive to tone so if i seem like a baby to smthing i apologize #i rlly just. cant stand sme things sometimes #i love getting told i never felt like a friend to my other siblings not only bcs of our massive age gap but also theyre legitimate and #i dont drink or smoke so apparently we cant hang without them always checking the time on their phones #while im taking them out to smthing they like like it's so fun i fcking love it here #anyways yea. love zero comprehension or compassion. love it. loving my life

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justablah56 · 1 year ago

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look at my silly polycule guys

I love them dearly

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nerosdayinanime · 1 year ago

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"Im worried what people would think of you then, that you're just a personal whore or something- i don't want to ruin your reputation.."

"Are you kidding? 'My dick was so good i got promoted-' Thats the biggest flex i can think of!"

"Well, you're certaintly enthusiastic about this."

#ive been thinking of the au from @planethoneybee's tags in that writing prompts post #on the topic of giyuu wanting sabito to have political power in case something happens or someone tries to pull shit-#him & shinobu debating the pros and cons of giving him title of concubine before giyuu brings up the social aspect #so shino calls sab in to get his thoughts on the matter directly and it made me laugh #another bit w sanemi- theyre at a meeting talking abt finances and theyre talking of cutting sanemi's beetle funding-#G: i can pay for it /Sane: what? /G: keep as much funding to the project as possible- i'll finance the rest of it out of my #own allowance. that works doesnt it? /Shino: i suppose. ..but you'd do that for beetles? /G: i see importance in it. /Shino: very well-#sanemi doesnt thank him or even mention it but he definitly looks at giyuu differently after that- he used his own shit to keep #the project going full blast? damn. he did that for sanemi's beetles. man.#somethn somethn giyuu bringing up the idea for shinobu to have a personal guard(/helper) as well #shinobu 'i know what you are' @ giyuu before he hurriedly explains he doesnt mean get a side hoe hes genuinely just #offering to find her a trusted guard/helper whos sole purpose is to do errands n shit specifically for her 'oh! that sounds nice actually'#'sab has someone in mind for you- says shes one of the best in the forces and a pleasant personality' 'ill see that for myself first'#'okay [thumbs up]'#im imaginging a mix between european kingdoms & east asian/chinese/japanese empires except i dont know shit about either #only thing i vaguely know is theres advisors & like sub-royalty & in traditional japanese more (/complex) layers of clothing = rich/royal #the 'sub royalty' has a name im p sure. i forgor. fuckiinnn.#nope its just not there. oh well. giyuu w the fingerless sleeve-gloves my FUCKING beloved #also vague thought of sabito & mitsuri wearing helmets that utilize their pink hair as fuckin. yk the european knights #w the stupid ponytail thing/romans w the gold helm/red mohawk thing. somethn like that #they wouldnt wear like full Heavy Armor like knights do their fighting styles & w the close-quarters they wouldnt need it #but like for Show at Fancy Pantsy Time theyd dress up similarly #loserboy giyuu posting #loverboy sabito posting #sabigiyuu #of all the shit i have for this au THATS the scene that gets front page. dick joke funniee #(in case its not clear text goes Giyuu-Sabito-Shinobu talking)

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jonathanssweatercollection · 1 year ago

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I’m not looking for anyone’s approval. Before you get ahead of yourself, look around you. We’re all looking for a little validation. You racing or what?

Daniela Melchior as Isabel Neves in Fast X (2023)

#fastandfuriousedit #fastxedit #danielamelchioredit #fast and furious #daniela melchior #my gif #my edit #mine #got into these insane stupid movies in february bc of Her cuz i got obsessed w ratcatcher 2 (my beloved)#and i fuckin loooooooove them theyre so ridiculous and fun nd i they give me so much serotonin #like i always have to watch them now whenever theyre on tv i get so excited over them like a kid theyre so fun nd familial #and yea babygirl daniela slayed her entire 5 minutes of screentime in this movie. also she and captain marvel did yuri together

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love-songs-for-emma · 9 months ago

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am i going to single-handedly create a fandom about jay holt from the video game "as dusk falls"? i just fuckin might

#i Cant stop thinking about him. ive literally been dreaming about him. i Need to help him. please #hes just a fuckin kid!!! (18?? 19??) hes a TEEN and his family is FUCKED and its not his FAULT #none of this was his fault. he deserves so much fuckin BETTER #also i thought i didnt care about vanessa but then shes got dead brother trauma hi hello hiiiiii #and now jay does too #fuck my LIFE #ive never been one for self-inserts but actually me jay and vanessa hang out regularly in a tree house we built #we laugh and shoot the shit and talk about what losing our brothers have done/are doing to our psyche #as dusk falls #jay holt #vanessa dorland #new hyperfix u say ? this one will be brief hopefully. bc the game is fucking. unfinished. stupid ass cliffhanger ass bjtch ass #plus im rewriting canon so jay has a good young life. no timeskip for MEEE #maria is literally just rambling. hi #.txt #the only fic ive ever written/outlined was about alana bloom from nbc's hannibal & she Deserved a rewrite #but maybe i need to indulge in writing jay holt's better reality TOO #theres a quote. hang on. a quote from a beloved piece of media. why cant i recall what its from rn #but theyre talking about different timelines n shish and one of them says ''maybe this *is* your best reality'' and its SO sad. fuck #is it hannibal. i feel like its always hanniba #no but also i feel like its not???#its like ''this is your best life. youre not getting a better one''#what the eff is that. im gonna be stuck on this forever #EDIT: IT IS FROM FUCKING HANNIBAL. BUT ITS GODDAMN FREDRICK CHILTON OF ALL PEOPLE WHO SAYS IT #''The optimist believes we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears this is true.#This is your best possible world Will. Not getting a better one''#fucking CHRIST chilton #lines that go HARD

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thatsonehellofahabit · 6 months ago

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A FOURTH TOMODACHI LIFE EPISODE DROPPED WE ARE SO BACKRRRAAAAAAAH

#do you know how much fanart im gonna draw of these fucks in tomodachi life when i get back from being in the middle of nowhere #the cory dave chris trio is becoming my second fav to chris zach tomar theyre so fuckin stupid i love them #everyday i yearn for another tomodachi life upload..#oney plays #oneyng

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gayspock · 1 year ago

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not to sound like a cunt but i swear like 2 jokes about something will get passed around and then a load of dipshits will start twisting that everyone is so Utterly Vacuous... god forbid if every post you post to your tumblr blog is not an indepth reflection of your thoughts and feelings. for your tumblr blog is reflective of your Inner mind and soul and you must summon yourself to the Calling of crafting the most perfect and eloquent analysis of the video essay that dropped 2 fucking days ago .

#egg.txt #this is about the hbomberguy shit soirry lol #like i see one or two jokes abt haha he took them out )#and then suddenly its like: THE WHOLE CONVERSATION IS JUST ABOUT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU MISSED THE POINT #DUDE its like a 2-3 ppl on tumblr who made joke posts that got traction #not to mention yes: ive seen MANY ppl posting abt how sad and unfortunate this all is #but those posts arent gonna get traction bc theyre quiet fuckin reflections on a topic for now #as such yeah bro the tag is dominated by jokes that really arent that serious.#idk ugh sorry to be such a twist im just soooo sick of the vibe everyone brings of like:#i see lighthearted jokes in this tag. HOW DARE YOU ALL DO THIS. YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKING STUPID AND YOU TAKE NOTHING SERIOUS.#like yes its a serious topic but again .... TWO GOD DAMN DAYS AFTER THE VIDEO DROPPED NO LESS... the thing thats gonna ALWAYS float to the #top of a tag is quick jokes.#and besides its like if you WANT to have those conversations thats great??? like cultivate them bro??#WHY not cultivate them instead of dominating the conversation with how stupid everyone is and how above them you are?#idk man its not just abt this #its abt sooooo much with the fuckn culture some ppl foster on this website #its the exact same with sillier shit like media #where some ppl think that u reblogging jokes abt a show / sth is like THE ONLY THOUGHTS YOU HAVE ON SOMETHING #blah blah blah you have such a superficial opinion of the characters and so forth #like relax. i just prefer to have discussions abt things not on my blog #jesus wept some ppl are desperate to think everyone is stupid

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roaringheat · 1 year ago

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Commented on an rdr2 edit and said Dutch was already going downhill since before the main story and I keep getting comments from toxic gamer men trying to debate me like "um actually 🤓" like shut the fuck UPPPPP u cannot debate me on this bitch when I know damn well ur toxic asses don't put two seconds of thought into the game's story cause all they wanna believe is that it's all about manliness and guns and violence

#vark posts #this is my fault for using tiktok ig lmao #i just really like seeing edits but i always forget the ppl on there are beyond stupid #i wouldnt be so mad about it if they weren't being absolute dick heads trying to prove me wrong #theyre all like 'um actually ur wrong cause guarma-' or 'actually it was Hosea's death'#LIKE BIIIITCH #DID WE PLAY THE SAME GAME????#LITERALLY CHAPTER FUCKIN ONE DUTCH BRUSHES HOSEAS CONCERNS OFF TO ROB A TRAIN DESPITE THE FACT THAT EVERYONE IS BARELY SURVIVING #hosea literally makes a comment still in ch1 that dutch was going downhill #if u read the damn newspaper clippings in camp dated for way in the past it shows that Dutch used to rob exclusively rich ppl #and give that money to the poor #this man was well and truly fucked way before the game #sure certain story events speed it up #but theres SO much dialogue early on even from Arthur himself that show Dutch has already changed #cishet toxic gamer bros pls stfu you cant argue with an autistic person abt their special interest #rdr2

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bbqhooligan · 1 year ago

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oh yall are Not normal about Miles im about to take him away i swear to god i swear to fuckin god

#mypost #ITS AANG ALL OVER AGAIN. OVERLOOKED IGNORED FOR SEXY MALE CHARACTER UNTIL ITS TIME TO FEMINIZE AND BABYFY HIM #FUCK. YOU.#AND THE WHOLE MILES 42 SITUATION!!! WTF ARE YOU DOING!!!!#hes a boy who has to get into crime to protect his loved ones and bring his city vigilante justice!!!! not your sexy mafia boss dom!!!!!#hes fuckin 15??????16????????????#theyre sexualizing them so hard like YOU HAD ONE JOB!!! MIGUEL WAS GIVEN TO YOU FOR A REASON #ohh my god im so sick. so sick of this #and miles 42 miles 1610 is a whole mess. Miles 1610 was already facing stupid ass anime pink uwu fication #miles 42 just ended it all #fuck alla this #im getting so mad when i go into the tag god bless

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jrueships · 7 months ago

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ill be having such a good time then Boom, someone says something

#i love to drive... when i know where im going #im a great driver #but my navigation skills are so shit. theyre so shit #yall i cannot. for the life of me. read fuckin google maps well while driving #i cant judge the distance of a turn.. i think a right turn is a left bcs the screen didnt rotate yet and it's #and i cant remember road names bcs im a landmark man #it's so embarrassing. and all my good driving turns to shy shit bcs it's like. idk. i hate being weird. i hate feeling stupid #i hate being stupid #i hate being told im not stupid until i do smthing stupid again and they get annoyed and u can tell they took it back #bcs everyones right. everyones so right so im not mad at them. im not #im just mad at myself. like it's so fucked. i hate being fucked (literally) (asexual)#i hate getting marked for being wrong in math bcs i saw the + as a ÷ and i did the division right but no one cares abt that bcs it's weird #it's fucked it's so fucked im so fucked #it's so embarrassing. i hate being embarrassing #it's not quirky or cute or anything. setting the wrong alarm bcs i saw the 8 as a 6 is not funny. it's not when u keep doing it #and u keep doublechecking urself and get it wrong anyways #i hate being stupid. i hate being stupid. i hate being stupid. i hate being stupid #u think i dont want to just be normal and fun and carefree with things people find easy? you think i dont want an easy life?#u think i like making people's lives hard? you think i Like being a burden???#i dont wanna be here .

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